My name is Dazai

There used to be a cat in the Lupine bar, so the bar owner didn't forbid Dazai from bringing the cat.

It's hard to say if it's also because Dazai is a cadre of the port mafia.

After all, Tangun is a long-haired cat weighing ten kilograms, Dazai feels like he is exercising while holding Tangun in his arms.

If it wasn't for the cuteness of the kitten, when Tangun was standing and lying on Dazai's shoulders as a scarf, Dazai would have been bent over by now.

It is big and has a lot of hair, which is not at the same level as the short-haired three-colored cat that haunts bars.

The bar owner was chiseling ice cubes. Tangun had come here several times to drink, and had lost interest in chiseling ice cubes, so he turned his attention to his own kind.

That three-colored cat.

"Meow..." Tangun jumped onto the barrel to greet the three-colored cat.

Sanhua cats are usually female cats, and Tangun knows this.

Although he is not interested in the stupid Tangun of his kind, his attitude towards women and female cats is better than that of men and male cats.

Sanhua Mao looked at Tangun.

Tangun sat down.

He refuses to be smelled ass.

As a highly intelligent cat, he will not do such a shameful thing, and refuses to be done.

The three-flowered cat was lying on the barrel, motionless, apparently too lazy to talk to Tangun, and turned its head away.

Tangun: "..." He was a little upset.

Dazai flicked Tangun's tail lightly, attracting Tangun's attention.

Tangun looked back at Dazai.

Dazai didn't make a sound, but mouthed him: "Tangun, that cat is male."

Tangun can read lips, even if kittens are short-sighted, they can still see clearly from this distance.

Tangun turned his head and looked at Sanhuamao thoughtfully.

Sanhuamao didn't know why, but felt a little dangerous.

Suddenly, Tangun pinned down the Sanhua with lightning speed.

The three-flowered cat is not a real cat, its reaction speed is not as good as Tangun's, and its weight cannot resist the big white-haired cat weighing ten kilograms.Tangun took a look, and it turned out that it was really a male cat.

Tangun raised his hand, flashing his claws.

"Meow ow ow ow ow!"

"Mi woo woo woo woo!"

All of a sudden, the cat's fur flew around.

An afterimage of Tangun's paw waving.

"We're fighting." An Wu was a little anxious.

Dazai waved his arms happily: "Come on, Tangun!"

In the animal world, tonnage is justice. Tangun's weight is twice that of a three-colored cat, and three times that of a three-colored cat from a visual point of view.

Tangun made a combo attack, but Sanhuamao's move was interrupted by madness.

In the end, the three-flowered cat was beaten so that its legs were on its back and its tail was tucked in the air, making an aggrieved meeping sound.

Tangun held the three-colored cat, licked his fur, and looked at the three-colored cat.

I heard that male three flowers have no reproductive ability.

Tangun pitifully licked the head of the three-colored cat.

Poor little eunuch, he will cover it from now on.

"Tangun is the strongest!" Dazai cheered, as if he was watching some football game, and he was just waving a small flag.

Sanhua cat: "..."

The three-flowered cat was licked aggrievedly.

If he was not a human being, he would definitely not be able to beat this white cat.

This white cat has not been disqualified from the world, it seems to be a real cat.

He has a lot of adults, and he doesn't care about a kitten.

Ango asked Dazai in a low voice: "Dazai, what did you do to Tangun?" Otherwise, why did Tangun suddenly hit the cat?

"Just tell Tangun that it's a male cat." Dazai smirked, "Maybe he looks down on the big guy in the cat's clothes? The big guy in the woman's clothes is very deceitful."

In fact, from Tangun's point of view, the world of cats is very simple.

Ignore it and don't be afraid, just ignore it.

It's normal for cats to look down on people and cats, but as a domineering, strong, and invincible cute kitten, how can he bear such things? The kitten just wants to be a blessing.

It is normal for Sanhuamao to be beaten.

A cat that is friendly to humans does not mean that it is also friendly to cats. Hitting a cat that is only patted with a pad is decisively showing its paws.

Tangun didn't mean to lick the younger brother from head to toe, just a lick for meaning.

In fact, there is another way to be the boss, and that is to "day" once.

It is the legendary cat riding a cat.

Both male and female cats can ride cats.

The strongest odor in cats—or animals, for that matter—is undoubtedly raw.reproductive organs.Even if you don't go in, you can take an oath of sovereignty by rubbing it.

But Tangun didn't even want to try such an unseemly way.

The bar owner put the glass on the table: "That Mr. Cat's wine is ready."

He didn't mean to stop it.

Cat fights were all too common, and this one ended so quickly that he let it go.

Otherwise, if you don't hold the cat, you will be beaten by the cat instead.

When Tangun saw the wine, he immediately ignored the three-colored cat. He easily jumped onto the bar and pulled the wine glass into his arms.

"No matter how many times I watch it, I still find it amazing." Ango also forgot the episode just now, and looked at Tangun drinking.

Tangun pressed his paws on the ice puck, buried his head in the cup, licked and drank, purring happily from time to time.

The cup is not big, but Tangun is not small, so when Tangun got his head into the cup, the scene was kind of funny.

"Cats are really liquid." Ango concluded.

Dazai stretched out his hand to touch Tangun's cat balls.

Tangun was burying his head in his drink, so he didn't pay attention when he was touched. Although he felt it, he thought it was accidentally touched.

Dazai was also sensible, so he touched it, and then picked up the wine glass as if nothing had happened.

Ango looked at Dazai: "You touched the cat's butt just now, so make sure you don't wash your hands." "Didn't Dazai say that Tangun is his wife? Then what he touched should be balls." Oda spoke high-energy words in a calm tone.

"Is the point the cat's butt or the cat's balls?" An Wu's eyes widened.

"Tangun is clean." Dazai took a sip of his wine calmly.

"Even if you touched your own butt, you should wash your hands!" Ango pushed Dazai in disgust.

"What..." Dazai complained, but he got up anyway, "Tangun loses so much hair, how do you know where he lost his hair? If you think too much, you will go crazy."

Ango: "..."

Oda Saku also took a sip of wine: "Indeed."

An Wu took a sip of tomato juice to calm down, but suddenly he felt something in his mouth, and he pushed it out with the tip of his tongue.

It was a very fine hair.

White.

Ango raised his head, looked at Tangun who started wagging his tail inexplicably because of drinking, and thought of what Dazai said earlier.

He held Tangun's tail: "You bastard! Don't flick your tail!"

"Meow!"

When Dazai came back after washing his hands, he saw several cat paw prints on Ango's face.

It's the shape of a cute cat pad - if you ignore the meaning behind it.

Odasaku was still making sarcastic comments: "Tangun has such a good temper that he only pats with his paws instead of scratching."

In the background is a white cat holding a cup with its head resting on the wall, still purring, but looking like a drunk.The white cat also made a soft meow, its tail drooped and raised from time to time.

Appearance, very deceiving.

Anwu raised his hand, seemingly inadvertently covering the cat's paw print on his face: "...I don't think it's a good temper."

Odasaku nodded: "Well, the crackling this time is very irritable."

Dazai: "Pfft."

The author has something to say: Little theater——Tangun (lick): Alright, little eunuch, you are my little brother now.

Natsume Soseki: ... I am human I am human I am human I don't care about cats I don't care about cats I don't care about cats, there are a lot of adults, there are a lot of adults, there are a lot of adults, little cats have no bad thoughts little cats don't have bad thoughts little cats no bad intentions...

Dazai: I tried my best to pretend to be a cat.

Tangun: Come on, your teacher is my younger brother, and I allow you to call me the boss!Meow~ Mori Ogai: ...

Fukuzawa Yukichi: ...

Dazai: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Dazai: Tangun is mighty!

Dazai: Tangun at the top of the food chain!No, I have licked Tangun before, which means I am at the top of Yokohama's food chain!

Tangun (staring): Don't be too happy, Dazai, I haven't reported you for taking revenge on me before, sooner or later I'll kill you.

Dazai: ...

Tangun: Are you scared?snort……

Dazai (shy): Isn't Tangun too sudden?

Tangun: ...Forget it, forget about the pervert.

Dazai (pulling legs): Don't run, Tangun...

Tangun: Meow!

In fact, Dazai wanted to take revenge on Natsume Soseki a little bit. After all, it was he who made Oda Saku lose his qualifications to write novels if he killed someone.But without him, Odasaku wouldn't be what he is now.

So Dazai just took revenge a little bit.

After all, it is the cat that beats the cat.

Tangun thinks he is a cute kitten, but don't forget that this Tangun is more than 60 years old, and he is just a kitten pretending to be tender.

How can you say bullying the elderly?

It was clearly the elderly group fighting each other.

Dazai (thumbs up): I also talk about Wude.