My name is Dazai

"Tangun, he fainted." Dazai shook Tangun, "How should this be calculated?"

Tangun looked up at Dazai's mouth shape, showing a speechless expression: "Meow."

"This is fainting." Dazai said, "This is not in the rules mentioned by Tangun. How should this be counted?"

"Meow..." What the hell have you done?

"Hey, Tangun has been following me for what I did, Tangun must know what I did." Dazai said innocently.

Tangun turned his head and looked at the man who fell on the ground. He jumped out of Dazai's arms and stood on the handrail: "Meow."

"Okay, I'll wait here for him to wake up." Dazai took out his bento box from the steps behind him, which Tangun made in the morning.

He just ate his bento like this, with the other foot on the man, waiting for him to wake up.

People who love to share weird tales of the port mafia wake up feeling like they've been trampled on.

He opened his eyes annoyed, and what he saw was Dazai stepping on him to eat his bento.

"Oh, are you awake?" Dazai asked with a smile.

"His lunch is what you look like when you break down and suffer..."

Such words came to that person's mind.

He shivered: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry."

The white cat poked its head, looking at Dazai for a while, and looking at him again for a while.

There's nothing wrong with this conversation.

So why is this person so scared, almost shaking into a sieve.

Can't understand humans.

Tangun was a little worried, wondering if Dazai would become an idiot if he made friends with such a person?

What if Dazai doesn't move?Lips, the sound he made was not clear to Tangun, and he couldn't hear the strange sound effect Dazai made either.

"Come on, after thinking for so long, should you decide whether to make friends with me?" Dazai smiled and closed the lunch box, but the chopsticks were still in his hand.

The wooden chopsticks made a sound.

Dazai bit his chopsticks—is this not very polite?With a smile on the corner of his mouth, he looked people up and down, as if he was evaluating how to divide people up and eat them better.

"Huh?" Dazai made a nasal sound.

"Wait, wait...don't!"

"Save—life—" Seriously make friends with others?

Impossible, impossible in this lifetime.

It is definitely Dazai's deliberate action that things go in the direction of the strange story.

Dazai has no need to make friends, he is already very satisfied with his current social circle.

"Okay, Tangun..." After torturing the fainted poor man for two hours, Dazai carried Tangun back to his office, "Then Tangun, tell me when you For the first time, he can become a human." If Tangun stayed in the office and watched the surveillance, he might be able to find the problem, but when he was a cat, he couldn't hear, so naturally he couldn't find Dazai's troubles.

Tangun sometimes wonders whether the "previous life" that Dazai said existed, but he still hopes that Dazai is telling him the truth: "The first time... probably the shrine master hugged me in his arms and wrote something. Suddenly, he became a human."

"Did Tangun wear clothes?" Dazai focused on another question.

Tangun: "..." No, didn't you ask Mr. Sato what his reaction was?

"You didn't wear it, did you..." Dazai had a shocked expression on his face, "Tangun has been seen all over, right? Right? Right?"

The corner of Tangun's mouth twitched, in his opinion Haruo Sato was similar to his father: "Not everyone has thoughts about cats."

"So I am really special to Tangun, right?" Dazai asked excitedly.

Tangun poked Dazai's head: "Didn't you realize that I was mocking you?"

"What sarcasm? I didn't hear it~ This is clearly Tangun's confession to me~" Dazai hugged Tangun tightly, "But I won't let the matter of Tangun being watched lightly go by."

"... I don't know how many people have seen me when I went to the hot springs, and I didn't wear clothes when I was doing cat things..." Tangun felt that there were too many flaws.

"Oh, yes." Dazai touched Tangun's collar with his hand, "Is Tangun reminding me to keep you well hidden?"

Tangun widened his eyes and shrank his neck: "What are you doing?" His attention was not on what Dazai said to hide him, but on Dazai's ambiguous movement?do.

Although Tangun is an inexperienced cat for 60 years, he has seen too many cats, why move?He is very clear about being ambiguous.

"Huh?" Dazai felt the touch of the skin on Tangun's back.

He was not surprised by Tangun's rejection, Tangun still had integrity.

"You're a child...what's going on in your head." Tangun held his forehead and sighed.

Wouldn't he feel Dazai's move?The operation was unintentional. In the port mafia, it's no wonder Dazai can learn it well. He definitely knows this move?what does it mean.

"What kid Tangun, I'm almost as tall as you?" Dazai said dissatisfied.

"Isn't it just over 1.7 meters?" Tangun patted Dazai's head.

"I will grow taller?!" Dazai said dissatisfied, "Tangun will not be as tall as me in the future?!"

"These words are so familiar..." Zhongyuan Zhongye seemed to be talking about it all day long.

"I'm not that short guy in Chuya! He won't grow any longer at 1.6 meters!" Dazai emphasized.

Tangun smiled.

This guy is still a child.

In the past two days, Tangun, who has been paying attention to Dazai's friendship every day, inexplicably developed the mentality of an old father, and suddenly became ambiguous about Dazai?The reaction is also exceptionally large.

"Ah, by the way, what does it mean to be a child to Tangun?" Dazai asked eagerly.

"Let's grow up." Tangun saw Dazai's expression of "I want to grow up", and really couldn't bear to say that even if he grows up, he is still a child in his eyes.

The white cat's irritating performance is definitely not because of low EQ, but because he doesn't care. If he cares, he still has a high EQ?of a person.

"The standard of adulthood is too vague." Dazai said dissatisfied.

"Let's wait until you can go to the bookstore to buy the books that are prohibited below without being stopped." Tangun said casually.

Dazai took out the gun and loaded it: "I don't think I will be stopped."

"... Dazai..."

"Tch, I see..." Dazai signed up for the insurance with a disappointed expression on his face, "Is he an adult?"

Tangun looked back at Dazai vigilantly, "Don't do strange things either."

"How could it be?" Dazai stuck out his tongue cutely.

"Mr. Mori, have you heard what happened recently?" Koye Ozaki asked while drinking tea.

"...What happened recently?" Mori Ogai raised his head and looked at the gorgeous woman in kimono in front of him, "Which one is it specifically?"

"That weird story." Koyo Ozaki looked up at the person pretending to be stupid, "'Will you make friends with me' strange story. This strange story has caused a bad storm in the port mafia, and some people have begun to panic. The situation It can't go any further."

The Mafia is afraid of meowing cats, and if people find out about it, it will make people laugh out loud.

That's how it happened.

Although many people are afraid, there are also many people who deliberately imitate cat meowing.

"Ah—" Alice suddenly covered her ears and screamed.

"Alice, don't cry!" Mori Ogai hurriedly began to comfort Alice, "Oh, is Alice scared by the strange talk?"

Koyo Ozaki drank tea quietly, watching this guy continue to act, and waited for Alice to calm down before she said, "About the originator of the strange talk..."

"It must be Dazai!" Alice said loudly, "No one but him would be so bored to do such a thing."

Koyo Ozaki looked at Alice, not knowing whether to agree or not.She knew it was Dazai, after all Chuya was also one of the victims.

It's just that Alice said such words in such a delicate tone, and when she agreed, there was always a feeling of dementia.

However, Koye Ozaki is still well-informed, she took a sip of tea and accepted it.

"Since this is the case, it is impossible for me to continue to let Dazai go." Mori Ogai made a final decision, drawing a conclusion on this matter.

"So Dazai, why did you do such a thing——" Mori Ogai asked with a long voice in pain.

Mori Ogai would not have any objections if he just made friends in a normal way.

Although Dazai is not a normal person, making friends is likely to play tricks on each other, but he still feels that if Dazai can have more people to play with, he will be more relaxed, and Nakahara will not often complain that Dazai is too annoying .

This is actually killing two birds with one stone.

But Dazai is indeed an extraordinary person. He obviously made friends, but abruptly set off a bloodbath.

"Hey, Mr. Mori, do you still need to ask? I want to make friends." Dazai replied straightforwardly, "If you ask this kind of thing, it's not for making friends, so why else?" Dazai looked at Mori Ogai with the eyes of an idiot .

Mori Owai swallowed a mouthful of old blood.

Why is it more credible to say that he wants to dismantle his body in order to make friends.

Why is there such a scourge as Osamu Dazai in this world?

"Dazai-kun... why do you suddenly have such an idea?" Mori Ogai glanced at the white cat quickly, "Don't tell me that Tangun asked you to do it."

"Meow!"

Tangun didn't pay attention to what Mori Ogai was saying, he curled his tail and avoided Alice's hand.

Alice looked like she was about to cry.

If it was anyone else, she would have started making troubles long ago, but Dazai is a shameless person, even if Alice looks like a child on the outside, he can still play hard.

Ever since Dazai told Tangun that Alice was an uncle, Alice has never touched a cat.

This is really a huge blow to Alice.

"Oh, Mr. Mori figured it out." Dazai's eyes lit up, and then he lifted Tangun up to his face and rubbed it vigorously, "Yes, yes, it was Tangun who suggested it. Tangun loves me so much, I can't bear it." Seeing that I am lonely and have no friends, that's why I was asked to make friends."

"Tangun is so kind~I love Tangun the most~" Mori Ogai began to seriously think about the possibility that Dazai was really crazy.

Tangun, who was being treated as a face towel, let out a dissatisfied meow.

"Anyway, Dazai-kun, this way of making friends is not advisable." Mori Ogai concluded.

He knew that Ango Sakaguchi and Sakunosuke Oda had a good relationship with Dazai, but he was not very clear about the way the three of them interacted, and he couldn't suggest "making friends the way you made friends before".

"Eh, is that so?" Dazai exclaimed in surprise, "No one taught me that."

The white cat noticed Dazai's words, and looked at Mori Ogai with contemptuous eyes.

Feline move?Regardless of Wu's expression, this little contemptuous expression is absolutely vivid.

Mori Ogai: "..." He began to suspect that Dazai and the cat were singing along.

"Dazai-kun..." Mori Ogai knew him well, it was useless to continue to focus on this topic, Dazai's current posture was just to cause trouble for him, "It's really not good to go on like this."

The fact that he said this in such a tone basically concluded the matter.

Dazai curled his lips: "Okay, Mr. Mori. Now, Tangun, did you hear that? It's not that I don't want to continue, but Mr. Mori doesn't allow it."

The white cat snorted humanely, put its chin on Dazai's arm, and pointed its butt towards Mori Ogai, as if unwilling to answer.After a while, the white cat stood up, pawed and pulled Dazai's leg twice, like picking up cat litter to bury the cake, and aimed at Mori Ogai.

Mori Ogai looked at the white cat that lay down again but still pointed his ass at him: "Dazai-kun, did you really not put my photo under the litter box?"

Dazai's face was full of joy: "How could it be? Maybe it's Mr. Mori's smell of crumbs coming out~" The author has something to say: Small theater--Mori Ogai: Dazai-kun, you really didn't put my photo on the Under the litter box?

Dazai:!

Mori Ogai: ...you really did this Dazai: No, not yet, but I think it's a good idea, as expected of Mr. Mori, I'll go back and play it now.

Tangun: ... Dazai, when did you see me use the litter box?I always use the toilet directly.

Dazai (groaning): Print Mr. Mori's head on the toilet. Mori Ogai: Dazai-kun!

Tangun: Dazai, can you let me go to the bathroom properly!Why do you want to persecute me!

Mori Ogai: ...?

Ogai Mori: Tangun, the point is, can you go to the bathroom properly?

Yeah, two hundred chapters~ This chapter is quite long~ Mimimi!

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