My name is Dazai

"Mr. Mori is so annoying." Tangun sat on the cat climbing frame, with his head resting on the high shelf.

Fortunately, the cat climbing frame was fixed to the wall, otherwise Tangun would definitely not be able to sit on it.

His address to Mori Ogai was completely influenced by Dazai.

In other words, he didn't know what Mori Ogai was called at all, and he didn't care what Mori Ogai was called. He just followed Dazai and called "Mr. Mori" and "Mr. Mori".

Although it is in human form, this pose really looks like a big cat.

Tangun licked his fingers thoughtfully in small increments and quickly, looking more like a cat licking its paw.

"It's fine if I have Tangun~ Odasaku and Ango are fine too." Dazai unconsciously picked up the camera and took a picture of Tangun.

Tangun froze when he licked his paw, and then pretended to have no intention of taking his hand from his mouth.

"...Why didn't Tangun continue to lick?" Dazai asked overly enthusiastically, "It's so cute."

Tangun glanced at him, then turned his head away again.

If you don't lick, you don't want to lick.Why ask so many questions?

Tangun's ears turned red.

Dazai stretched out his hand, "Tangun, would you like a change?"

Tangun looked at Dazai's hand, opened his mouth, and bit down.

"Oh, Tangun biting is so comfortable~" Dazai said in a turbulent tone.

It seemed that it was not the hand that was bitten but some strange place.

Tangun gained a little strength.

"It hurts, it hurts~" Dazai said artificially.

Tangun: "..."

He let go.

Forget it, it's not too much to show off.

"Stop biting?" Dazai continued to ask.

Tangun always felt that Dazai was a master at destroying the atmosphere, and he couldn't continue what he wanted to say before.

"But what problem did Tangun think of before?" Dazai also sat on the cat climbing frame, sticking to Tangun's body.

Tangun was a bit disgusted, but he didn't push him away after all. He lazily stretched his arms and stretched his waist: "You are not allowed to make friends in the port mafia, so go outside to make friends."

Tangun, do you want strange stories to spread throughout Yokohama?

Dazai made such complaints under his smiling expression.

Of course, this cannot be said to Tangun, otherwise Tangun will definitely be angry.

Tangun as a cat has a worse temper than Tangun as a human.

He couldn't say that, so he said tactfully, "But, Tangun, have you ever thought that I'm still a cadre of the port mafia, and I'm not so free."

Tangun rested his chin on both hands and looked down at Dazai.

I don't usually see how busy you are.

The one who seemed to have the most idle time in the entire port mafia was probably Dazai.

But Dazai probably had his own reasons for saying this.

Tangun again finds an excuse for Dazai.

Tangun lay down on the cat climbing frame and suddenly became very quiet.

Dazai tugged at Tangun's clothes a little nervously.

"... Dazai, do you want to defect?" Tangun turned to look at Dazai, "It seems that this place is not suitable for making friends."

And that Mr. Sen looked like a complete businessman, and he was completely unsuitable for raising children.

Looking at Dazai's current state, nine out of ten he was led astray by Mr. Mori.

Dazai opened his mouth slightly, as if he didn't react.

He himself hadn't decided whether to leave the port mafia or not, but Tangun actually made the choice for him.

Seeing him like this, Tangun thought he was a little cute.

Finally like a child.

Dazai opened his arms and hugged Tangun's waist: "But, I probably won't be able to support Tangun after I defected."

"But I didn't see how rich you are." Tangun asked with his head tilted.

Dazai is not a person who saves money, and he basically buys things with other people's cards on weekdays.

What else can the victim do with him other than get angry?

After all, the mafia has done a lot of bad things, and Dazai touching people's bank cards is completely a basic operation.

"Tangun looks down on me..." Dazai thought about whether he had treated this white-eyed cat badly.

"Before someone asked Dazai to pay you back, didn't you say that you didn't have any money?" Tangun asked strangely.

Dazai: "..." Indeed, when he touched the Zhongye card to swipe it, he did say this to Zhongye.

"That's just to lie to them." Dazai said shamelessly.

"I see." Tangun nodded, "I see."

"So leaving the port mafia, Tangun would not have the standard of living he has now." Dazai continued.

Tangun thought casually of what Dazai said when he was drunk.

This time it was really a test.

"You don't have to think about me, because? Because this is your life." Tangun looked at Dazai with a smile.

Tangun didn't think he was that good.

He's not human after all.

Dazai pretended not to understand: "Does Tangun mean to support me?"

Tangun: "...Huh?"

He almost failed to react.

But after a little thought, he understood.

"Don't think about me" can also be understood as "I support you so don't think about me".

"Wait? Wait, don't even think about asking me to raise you!" Tangun yelled incredulously, "How could I raise you?" Letting a cat make money is really something a human can do. "Scumbag." Dazai He muttered, "As long as you are raised by others and don't want to support others, it's too scumbag."

"However, if Tangun can lower his requirements a little, I can still afford to support Tangun." Dazai wrung his fingers, as if calculating the cost of raising Tangun.

"I don't necessarily want good ingredients." Tangun angrily argued for himself, "It's clear that you tempted me with that kind of high-quality ingredients, but in fact special ingredients are also very good for me!"

"That's it!" Dazai said with a final word, "Even if Tangun doesn't have the most advanced ingredients, don't dislike me. Now that Tangun promised not to leave me, I have more motivation to defect!"

Tangun: "..."

Dazai was absolutely determined, he was too embarrassed to refuse him directly.

This tactful way can be fooled as long as the skin is thick enough.

Dazai waved his hands happily and jumped off the cat climbing frame.

Seeing Dazai's happy face, Tangun couldn't say anything to spoil the fun.

Really... I shouldn't have stayed so simply back then.

Now let him say the original "I will definitely leave" and he can't say it.

Tangun chief?long?sighed.

After that, do you still have to be cruel?

The author has something to say: Small Theater - Mori Ogai: The last time was to elope, this time to make friends.

Mori Ogai: Dazai, your reason for defecting...can it be more outrageous? Dazai: Next time... next time if you don't defect, will you kidnap the leader Tan Qiaoban?

Ango: Did you bring Tangun's skipping work to this point? !

In the group, I created a record of exotic Tangun style "funny"

I put all Tangun's setting pictures for each line, and the leader Tan's setting is also released.

Probably the leader Tan...is the most exquisitely dressed Tan.

In the next line, I plan to try to write a mix line, that is, a comprehensive line, "cross out" the women's big guy "cross out" Xue Nutan × leader Zai.

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