My name is Dazai

"...Huh? Birthday??" Tangun looked back at Dazai, "Oh, I see."

Cats don't care when the shit shoveler celebrates his birthday?Woolen cloth.

It doesn't matter to him...it's strange.

Tangun almost regarded Dazai as his son, so he was naturally concerned about his son's affairs.

Dazai's birthday?He knows it.

But he wouldn't say such a thing.

If humans were to know how caring cats are, wouldn't it be a shame that they would slap their noses on their faces?Ri Dazai likes to hug him and lick him, it's already too much, if he knows that Tangun cares about his affairs, wouldn't he do more and he won't allow it.

But even if Tangun knew he was afraid, he couldn't prepare anything.

He keeps saying that he refuses to be kept in captivity, but in fact his life is similar to being kept in captivity. Before, he couldn't run away even if he wanted to, and Dazai was always by his side.

If it wasn't for Tangun not feeling disgusted with Dazai, he would have been angry long ago.

Being treated like this by someone you like is called clinging, and being treated like this by someone you hate is called house arrest.

"Hey, Tangun didn't prepare a gift for me! It's just 'oh'?" Dazai hugged Tangun tightly and started rubbing against him violently, "No, no, I refuse."

"Speaking of which, there is whipped cream and cream cheese in the refrigerator... Well, Dazai, did you prepare it for your birthday on purpose? Did you prepare a cake?" Dazai opened the refrigerator with a cat hanging on Tangun's body, "I didn't go this way at all before. think."

Liar, he knew it when he saw it.

"Forget it, let me make you a birthday? Cake, do you like cheesecake or mousse cake?" Tangun took out the ingredients.

“Crab Cakes!”

"Boom!"

"Aw, aw, aw..." Dazai rubbed his head.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I hurt you." Tangun apologized without sincerity, "Did you mean strawberry mousse just now? I happened to use up the strawberry jam I made earlier."

Just now when he got up suddenly, Dazai's head hit the upper shelf of the refrigerator directly.The freezer compartment of this refrigerator is at the bottom, while the freezer compartment is at the top, so Dazai was knocked hard.

"Woo...Tangun is good or bad." The little cat must have been too bad-tempered, "It's a crab..."

Dazai looked at Tangun pressing down on the table, as if he was thinking of throwing him on his back.

"Thank you Tangun for the cake~" Dazai said wisely.

This Tangun has a bad temper and Dazai knows it well, but he is gentler with children.

But he is now an adult!

Dazai suddenly thought of this terrible thing.

At this time, he felt that being an adult was not very happy.

Because it is not a child, Tangun will not be a painless meow punch, but will leave a cute cat paw print on his face like before when he punched Ango.

Just thinking about this makes me a little bit choked up.

But Dazai is also a little lucky, fortunately he caught Tangun before he became an adult, otherwise Tangun would not talk to him because of his cat temper that has no mercy for adult men.

Tangun is a very smooth-haired cat, seeing that Dazai was honest, he was not angry anymore, and started to melt the needed materials.

"I want cat ears~ Today is my birthday? Well, I want Tangun's cat ears~" Dazai is not a person who will always be honest, and soon, he started to harass Tangun again.

"If you turn into a cat, you won't be able to make cakes," Tangun said perfunctorily to Dazai.

"Tangun can have cat ears in human form, right?" Dazai is not someone who can be easily put off, "I have seen Tangun's cat ears before~ when I went to eat ramen with Tangun for the first time? Didn’t Tangun accidentally show the cat’s ears? Tangun also said he slipped his tongue.”

Tangun: "..."

three?Who remembers what happened a few years ago, "I obviously planned to ask me 'what are you looking at', but halfway through it I changed it to 'Wait? What'." Dazai perfectly recalled the conversation at that time.

"You have misremembered." Tangun remembered that incident.

He still wants to struggle.

Although he can hear in human form, his sense of smell has declined. Which ramen restaurant do you want to find in a strange place?The most fragrant is difficult.However, it's not that he can't use the same sense of smell as a cat in human form, it's just that he doesn't control it very well, and it's easy to bring out the cat's ears by the way.

That time, the cat ears came out without holding back.

Although he reacted quickly and quickly retracted it, Dazai still found out.

Fortunately, he was still taking chances, thinking that the ear color was the same as the hair color, and it might not be easy to be spotted if the ears were not pricked up...

Sure enough, it's in Dazai's Noodle?Can't you just take chances?

"It's my birthday today? Well~Tangun, let's show the cat's ears~The cat's tail is also~" Dazai rubbed Tangun's head back and forth, "You see, I knew about this a long time ago, but I always I didn’t make such a request with Tangun, so Tangun really didn’t satisfy me once on this day? My birthday? Only once.”

"Tangun~Tangun~" Tangun felt that if he ignored Dazai, he would probably be able to continue acting like a spoiled child.

"Okay, okay, I understand, cat ears are okay?" Two white ears suddenly appeared on Tangun's head, and the ears were still shaking.

Dazai touched the cat's ears with a look of surprise.

The cat's ears turned and folded impatiently and quickly, as if refusing to be touched.

"...Tangun?"

"Conditional reflex, your ears are too itchy." Tangun touched his ears a little out of habit.

How should I put it... Although it is a bit relaxing for him to maintain some of the cat's characteristics like this, but he is not used to it.

After all, he has no measure of relaxation, almost either completely holding back or completely relaxing.

He also didn't want to develop the habit of relaxing at any time, otherwise it would be frightening to be seen by ordinary people, and it would not be safe for himself.This was a habit the shrine owner had cultivated in him, after all he couldn't support Tangun for a lifetime.Sato-sensei had indeed thought about Tangun.

and……

Tangun's ears trembled again, why did he have an ominous premonition?

Dazai got off Tangun's body, he pulled Tangun's hair again, and as expected, he saw human ears: "How does it feel to have four voices, Tangun?"

"Cat's ears can't hear." Tangun felt that Dazai had become a hundred thousand reasons.

"Can't you hear me like this? I want to ask how I feel..." Dazai said with a full face of regret, and then he touched Tangun's buttocks, "Where's the tail?"

"...I'm wearing pants, and I can't stick my tail out." Tangun finally looked back at Dazai, with the question "Are you an idiot?" in his eyes.

"Then Tangun would just take off his pants." Dazai was a master at coming up with bad ideas, "Anyway, Tangun has run around naked a lot, so it shouldn't be strange if he doesn't wear pants, right?"

Tangun: "...don't even think about it."

Does this guy have the shame of a human being!

"Ah, Tangun who has a sense of shame is so cute." Dazai fondled Tangun's skin - the one on his buttocks, "It's really good that Tangun has a sense of shame even if he turns into a cat~" Tangun's ear Instantly folded into airplane ears: "Meow!"

"Hey, Tangun, I cut the back of your trousers? With a knife, if Tangun is ashamed, just plug the hole with your tail~" Dazai winked his eyes.

Tangun clutched his butt, his cheeks flushed with anger, "Dazai, why haven't you been beaten to death yet?"

Dazai held up his hands: "Today is my birthday, Tangun is not allowed to be angry with me!"

"Is this your shield?!"

The cat is angry.

The author has something to say: Small Theater - Dazai: Don't Tangun like this?

Tangun: Who would like it!

Dazai: ...

Tangun: Did you reflect on it?

Dazai (wiping his mouth): Vacuum apron, Tangun, do you like the vacuum apron?

Chief Zai (breaking the channel): Dazai sees the same thing!Be sure to let me experience it first!

Tangun (picking up two dazai): Today I will make a deep-fried dazai for everyone.First of all, you need two saury that open their brains and are full of unhealthy waste...

(ps Sanyuan Tan heard that Dazai was also called mackerel three times, and said, how could Dazai be a mackerel, something that dogs don’t even eat, it is obviously a saury)

Interview time——Author Meow: Why didn’t he show cat ears when he knew that Tangun could show them?How should I put it, interesting play must be played at critical moments~ Author Meow: ... I seem to understand, "cross out" sucks, please be sure to describe "cross out" to me, you shameless guy!