My name is Dazai

Whatever Dazai wanted from Tangun, there was never a time when he would miss it.

Dazai happily rubbed Tangun's cat's tail.

It is impossible for Tangun to change his pants. With Dazai's character, there will definitely be one counting one and cutting them all apart.

There is no doubt that Dazai is such a person.

"Tangun, will you sleep with me tonight?" Dazai stroked Tangun's tail.

The end of the long white fluffy tail trembled, and Tangun felt that his tail was going to be bald: "Are you a child?"

"No, I'm an adult." Dazai shook his head.

"Then you still have to sleep with your parents." Tangun released his tail from Dazai's grasp slightly, "Only children would do this."

Dazai sighed, Tangun's sleep was really simple: "But Tangun didn't sleep with me when I was underage."

They all ran to sleep in the cat's litter, and the meat pads were tightly hidden.

Although last time he woke up drunk and found Tangun sleeping next to him, but he definitely missed out on even better benefits!

Judging by the folds of the sheets, there was definitely a large creature lying on it, and he had a mouth full of hair.

How could Dazai never guess that Tangun could definitely turn into a big cat!

"This is to cultivate your independence in advance," Tangun said.

"...I completely replaced myself as a parent." Dazai muttered.

"No matter how old you are, you can't be older than me." Tangun said somewhat proudly, "In my eyes, you will always be a child."

Dazai: "..."

This tone is more like a parent.

"This is my birthday present! I don't care, Tangun is going to sleep with me tonight!" Dazai started to piss.

"...Wait, touching your ears and tail is already a birthday present!" Tangun widened his eyes.

"Tangun even forgot my birthday present, I must give extra compensation!" Dazai trapped Tangun's legs with his legs.

"mum!"

All day today, Dazai was absent from the Port Mafia.

No one else came to celebrate his birthday.

Most people don't know it's his birthday, but those who know it—like Mori Ogai, Dazai probably doesn't want to receive his blessing.If Dazai appeared in the port mafia, maybe Mori Ogai would drag Dazai to wish him a happy birthday, but Dazai is not the main line, Mori Ogai?He will not take the initiative to find him.

To put it bluntly, Dazai doesn't care whether others know his birthday or not.

"The cake made by Tangun is delicious." Dazai ate half of the cake. Although he said that he wanted crab meat before, he now eats it very delicious. He said that the crab cake is not serious at all, but just to tease cats every day , "Ah, in fact, it would be nice if there was cream."

"Cream?" Tangun lay down on the bed after eating some, he was wearing a bathrobe now, this kind of loose clothes was quite comfortable, and it didn't affect the extension of his tail.

The two of them lit candles and ate cake on the bed.

They are not very well-behaved people, and it is the most comfortable choice to lie lazily on the bed.

"This way we can have a cream fight!" Dazai said excitedly, "Tangun, go and get some cream!"

"No, I don't want to sleep in rotten butter." Tangun resolutely refused, flicking his white tail.

Although he doesn't need to clean up the room, Dazai definitely doesn't want others to come tonight. If he really plays with cream, then at least all the cream will be cleaned up the next day.

"I see..." Dazai said regretfully, then he took out a small bag from the bedside table and put it in Tangun's hand, "Here."

"What's inside? What did you give me for my birthday?" Tangun said, opened it and took a look.

It was full of bank cards.

Tangun: "...Huh?"

Why does he have a sense of déjà vu of being taken care of by a rich woman? ?

"Asset transfer... Huh, since we are going to leave the Port Mafia, we must prepare some spare funds." Dazai squeezed a small piece of cake to eat with his fingers, and then he licked his fingers, "I want to raise Tan Jun~" He himself doesn't care about money.

Dazai is a somewhat detached person.

"Don't lick your fingers." Tangun felt that he had become an old woman, "Then you don't have to give me all the money."

"I thought about it, and the best way to support a cat is to let the cat raise me with money~" Dazai said with a smile, "With money in hand, Tangun won't leave me, right?"

... No, these words really seem to be pampering him.

Tangun said in his heart that I am not a person who cares much about money, but he thought about it in his heart and didn't say it. Isn't this a guarantee that "I will not leave you"?

Dazai kissed Tangun on the forehead: "I'm going to take a bath."

Tangun sighed, watching Dazai enter the bathroom, he put all the pack of bank cards back in the bedside table.

He was a little confused.

... Dazai, you are really trying your best to tie him by his side.

"Tangun, can you help me get a bath towel, I realized I forgot it." Tangun was awakened by the sound of Dazai's phone, and Tangun heard such a voice when he picked up the phone.

Tangun opened the closet and found that the bath towels were casually thrown under the closet, as if Dazai had thrown them there when he was looking for a bathrobe for him.

The cat's tail wagged vigorously, as if complaining about Dazai's over-indulgence.

Remember to take the mobile phone but forget to take the bath towel...

bad boy.

Tangun picked up the towel and pushed open the bathroom door.

The water insulation and noise reduction function of the bathroom is very good, even the cat's sense of smell has not smelled strange.

However, as soon as Tangun opened the door, he was overwhelmed by the smell of catnip.

His whole cat was stunned.

If he keeps his human form completely, catnip is useless to him, but today Dazai asked him to expose the cat ears and cat tail...

Dazai rushed over, he smelled of catnip all over his body: "Tangun, I'm an adult~" The principle of catnip's effect on cats is similar to that of hair.Love, but not exactly, but getting so close, it's similar to hair.Love has also become a real hair.in love.

Tangun wanted to calm himself down, he took a few deep breaths, but accidentally inhaled more catnip.

Dazai's hair was dripping with water, he just took a bath full of catnip.

Tangun's eyes gradually blurred, he bit Dazai's hair sideways, and then licked his head - for the catnip on it.

He couldn't tell whether he was in cat form or human form at all now, and all he could think about was that the creature in front of him seemed delicious.

Tangun nibbled on Dazai's neck forcefully, and began to kiss carelessly.

Dazai hugged Tangun's head: "Maomao is so good... ah..."

The author has something to say: Small theater——Tangun: Sure enough, the purpose of making me show my ears and tail is not that simple!

Dazai: Hmm~ Tangun (angry): I treat you like my son!

Dazai: Who treats you as a father!From the beginning to the end, I just want to fuck you, no, to be fucked by you!It's you who have to make the pure relationship weird.

Tangun: A pure relationship?

Dazai: You have to add father-son play to the relationship between the pure day and the Japanese... tsk.

Tangun: ...

Dazai: Kitten, you are really perverted.

Ango: ...It's really indescribable to cats... Really... It's actually true...

Dazai (covering his face): As long as it’s Tangun, I can do anything~Tangun: It’s strange that the play has increased.Ah, yes, Dazai...

Dazai: What's the matter Tangun: You really stuffed catnip into the "beep——" Dazai (proud and chest): Dazai creatures never brag!

Tangun: ...throw it away.

Dazai: I want to run after eating it?Hey, it's late.

In the past two days, I saw a video where someone sprayed catnip on an isolated cat, hoping that the kitten would be liked by other cats.

then……

Other cats started riding this cat, even the cat dad...

hiss.