My name is Dazai

"I will help you move the children to a safe area first." Ango Sakaguchi held one side of his neck and said goodbye at the door of Writer Oda.

Tangun twisted his neck when he jumped up, and now his neck is like a stiff neck.

"Then I'll leave it to you." Odasaku said.No matter whether Ango has any secrets or not, at least he is helping them now.

"And Dazai... Let me say, aren't you tired of holding the cat every day?" Ango looked at the cat in Dazai's arms.

Although the cat sometimes serves as a scarf for Dazai, sometimes as a hand warmer, and sometimes as a hat, but this does not prevent the fact that the cat almost always stays on Dazai except indoors.

There is always a feeling that Dazai will suffer from frozen shoulder and cervical spondylosis at a young age.

"Only a nerd like you, Ango, would say that." Dazai said contemptuously.

"...I don't think I can be called a dead house anyway?" The three-faced spy Ango Sakaguchi said, pushing his glasses, "You... I won't ask too much, Dazai-kun should be clear in his heart. Even if it's for your Cat, I think Dazai, you won’t fall short, right?”

Dazai saw Ango's love for the white cat, and that idiotic expression was definitely not fake, after all, the love was overflowing, even the blind could see it.

He was still thinking about another question—are cats such poisonous creatures?To be able to capture such a top and difficult guy as Osamu Dazai.

"Of course~" Dazai agreed without hesitation.

"Then, I will wait for you on the bright side." Sakaguchi Ango nodded at them, and then left first.

One month later - Dazai is wearing a sports suit?pretending, lowered his hat, and showed a disgusted expression: "This guy Akutagawa..."

Tangun poked his head: "Miu~" He doesn't like Akutagawa very much, after all, cats are born master hunters, and Akutagawa's mad dog-like hunting method is something Tangun can't appreciate, and Dazai's cunning is more attractive to cats.

"Forget it, just ignore this troublesome guy." Dazai shook his shoulders.

Tangun was shaken down.

The cat lightly landed on the ground, then gave Dazai a puzzled look, and made a questioning sound of "meow".

It wasn't exactly his liking that he was alone with Dazai.

Cats are indeed delicate creatures, but staying in one place all the time - except when asleep - is impossible.

The reason why he has been staying with Dazai is also very simple - Dazai made him stay like this.

Dazai was afraid that he would run away.

Of course, Tangun didn't run away before, but he couldn't run away, even if he wasn't on Dazai's body, he couldn't run away.

It's just that Dazai wanted Tangun to stay with him all the time because of insecurity.

"Tangun is so heavy, come down and walk by yourself." Dazai squatted down and touched the white cat's head, which deformed the white cat's face.

"Meow ow ow ow!" the white cat started cursing.

But any cat with a slightly bad temper like this is likely to be bitten.

"Okay." Dazai stood up.

Tangun tilted his head, and felt something extra on his neck.

...is that the cat bell again?

He looked down, then back again.

It's a travel hat for cats - purely for decoration.

"I made it for Tangun, how about it?" Dazai asked with his hands on his knees.

"Meow~" Tangun raised his claws to grab Dazai's pants, and rubbed his head against his legs.

"Tangun is just too fluffy, and the clothes are too funny to wear." Dazai regretfully remembered the cat suit he made for Tangun before.

But it's also cute.

Tangun: "...Meow!"

When I was petting the cat before, I didn't dislike his thick hair, but now I sigh.

"Okay, let's go on a trip now!" Dazai stood up completely with one hand on his hip, and the other finger pointed into the distance, "Leave all the targets!"

"Meow?" When Dazai stood up straight, Tangun jumped up to look at Dazai, so that he could read his lips.

Although it was a big cat weighing ten kilograms, Tangun was quite flexible in jumping up and down.

"Ah, I know that Ango said that I won't let me leave Yokohama, but I'm hiding from the port mafia. It's strange to hide in a place where Ango can't find it. Anyway, it's only a little more than one drive back to Yokohama. hour matter."

"Ow!"

"Tangun, you are too honest."

"Meow... ow ow ow!" The white cat seemed to be frowning, and made a sound of panic.

"...what's wrong with the car I'm driving" "Mi!"

"It must be Tangun that you get dizzy because you ride too little in my car."

"Mi woo!"

"It's Tangun's fault! It's definitely not my driving problem!"

Tangun turned around and ran away with a "wow".

Dazai didn't stop, and immediately chased after him: "Tangun, tell me before you smell Akutagawa and run away!"

"mum!"

Akutagawa walked into the alley blankly.

He broke away suddenly during the battle with Gide, and he didn't even know what was going on.

"Thank you Tangun for driving me here~" Dazai kissed Tangun's cheek.

"Really..." Tangun leaned on the steering wheel, "It's better to let me drive than to let you drive, but how does this look like leading a wolf into a house?"

"I just want to see where Tangun lived before, anyway, Tangun doesn't live here now, so how could it be that he lured wolves into the house?" Dazai unbuttoned his seat belt, "Ah, yes, I haven't asked Tangun yet. Do you have a driver's license?"

Tangun's eyes wandered for a moment: "...Yes."

Dazai smelled guilty, and jumped on Tangun like a black cat: "A kitten will have a driver's license?"

"How can I not have a driver's license if I have an ID card?" Tangun coughed lightly.

"...It's expired, it's not with this identity." Dazai saw everything through.

Tangun pinched the steering wheel in embarrassment: "What's the matter! I just passed the exam, what's the matter!"

"It's nothing, I don't have a driver's license~" Dazai blinked.

Tangun was stunned, and then pinched Dazai's neck vainly: "Then you still drive me with me, my cat only has one life! Not nine!"

"I definitely don't have a driver's license! I'm just now! I wasn't old enough to take the driver's license test before!" Dazai complained, "Tangun is too stupid to think of it."

"You are stupid! Don't be so confident when you do something wrong!"

Outside the car—shrine?The witch passed by, looking at the shaking?In the car, Miss Miko, who is proficient in Internet skills, showed a disgusted expression.

Hey, the car shakes.

The author has something to say: Small Theater - Tangun:  …

Dazai: ...

Tangun: My reputation...

Dazai: Tangun's reputation...

Tangun: It's all your fault.

Dazai: Now that Tangun's reputation is gone, I suddenly remembered that we haven't played car shock yet... Hey, Tangun?

Tangun: Calm down you bastard!This car is easy to see from the outside!

Dazai: Is it okay if it’s not easy to see?I'm looking for something to block...

Tangun (dragging away the black cat): Let me go!