My name is Dazai

"Odasaku—Ango—" Dazai called out to the two of them from a distance away.

"Ah, Dazai is here." Odasaku turned his head.

"Speaking of which, the two of you didn't wait in Lupin today." Dazai lifted Tangun from his shoulders, "Is there any special arrangement?"

"Well, yes, I want to take you to see the children." Odasaku said.

Dazai couldn't help but widen his eyes: "...Huh?"

The three of them actually have a tacit understanding.

Tacitly get together in Lupin's bar, tacitly don't step into each other's private life, tacitly keep a distance when talking happily.

It can be said that the friendship between gentlemen is as light as water, but it is full of distance. It is a bit cold for some people, but it is just right for them.

Of course, it was this sense of distance that made Dazai and them friends.

Just as Oda Saku and Ango had never asked about Dazai's death behavior before, Dazai and Ango had never asked about the specific situation of those children.

Odasaku didn't take the initiative to mention it either.

This has nothing to do with trust.

Oda Saku now takes them to see the children, definitely not because of more trust or closer relationship, but because it is necessary.

"After all, I will probably ask you to take care of me for the next period of time." Oda Saku said so.

His eyes also fell on Tangun: "Tangun, please be tolerant."

Tangun: "..."

He had a bad feeling.

"Miwu-miwu-mi!" The white cat made a miserable cry.

A few children surrounded the white cat, petting it here and talking there.

Children are neither serious nor serious, and they can easily hurt cats. Their intentions are not malicious, but a few children masturbate a cat, and the scene is very miserable.

Children's love for small animals is very real.

As long as this kind of big white cat is not afraid, it will definitely be "pained" and loved.

It's not a joke that raising children is bad for cats.

"Pfft." Sakaguchi Ango let out a mocking laugh.

The white cat seemed to feel the ridicule, and looked at Ango Sakaguchi.

Ango Sakaguchi was in a good mood. He still remembered the combo that the white cat had drunk on his face before, and the cute cat pad was imprinted for a full two hours: "Oh, this is all a newspaper..."

The white cat nimbly escaped from the hands of several children.

The white cat is definitely not unable to break free, and it is not really impossible to break free when it screams miserably, it just reminds the children to move a little lightly.

Sakaguchi Ango's expression changed drastically.

The white cat jumped on the side of Ango Sakaguchi's face.

"Crack!"

The sound of bones sounded.

Although Tangun was a light-footed kitten, he weighed a solid ten kilograms no matter what, so throwing himself on Ango's face like this was no different from swiping a bag of rice in his face.

Odasaku: "...Ango's neck is about to break?"

Dazai couldn't help touching his neck.

He felt that he was about to practice the stunts of the Indians.

Tangun is really big, and his hair is really comfortable to the touch, but his weight... is also worthy of his hair volume.

Ango clutched his neck, and Tangun jumped on Ango's head.

It was different from the usual way of standing with only two front paws and the head resting on Dazai's head, but this time all four paws were resting on Ango's head.

Before Ango had time to quarrel with the cat, he was surrounded by several children.

"Cat, come down quickly."

"Meow~" "Little dried fish for you to eat!"

"Let me pet the tail."

Tangun gripped Ango's head tightly.

Anwu's clothes were pulled by several children, pulling Anwu like climbing an electric pole.

"Dan, come down quickly!" Ango planned to drive Tangun down.

"Meow!" Although Tangun couldn't hear him, it could be guessed from Ango's movement of tearing him off his head.

"Get down!"

"Meow!"

Anwu didn't dare to use force, the cat's claws hooked his hair, which made him very painful.

As a social animal, you must have the awareness to protect your hair early.

If you tear Tangun off by force, your hair will definitely be ripped off.

Every hair of a social animal is a treasure.

The children crawled on Ango Sakaguchi like zombies, trying to hook the cat.

"Hahahahaha, Ango was teased by Tangun." Dazai laughed.

Tangun is a cat with the same IQ as humans, and even a little higher IQ than most people. With his reaction speed much faster than humans, it is not surprising to play with Ango.

"Dazai, how are you and Tangun?" Odasaku heaved a sigh of relief watching a group of little demons playing with Ango.

Friends and so on are used to cheat.

These kids are already noisy enough on weekdays, and even Odasaku would breathe a sigh of relief if they temporarily shifted their target to someone else.

"Me and Tangun?" Dazai was a little taken aback.

"Well, didn't you say that Tangun is your wife?" Oda said in the tone of chatting among friends, "In this case, Dazai should have a relationship with Tangun."

Dazai laughed, this smile was very warm: "Oda Saku is really, you actually believe me when I say that."

Odasaku looked at Dazai, and didn't seem to understand the situation.

"But Tangun and I are officially together~" Dazai said cheerfully without making a fuss.

"Congratulations." After Odasaku finished speaking, he paused, and then continued, "Can Tangun become a human?"

Dazai was taken aback: "What?" How did the vest fall off? He helped Tangun cover it up, who would know?

"Ango said to trust your integrity." Odasaku looked at Dazai with sincerity in his eyes, "That's why I asked Dazai if Tangun can become a human being."

Dazai laughed, and supported his forehead with his hand: "Shouldn't the logic be like this?"

"Well?"

"I don't want to hide Odasaku, but Tangun doesn't really want to be known." Dazai didn't deny it, but he didn't affirm it either, "So..."

"I see." Odasaku didn't continue to ask.

After waiting for a few children to fall asleep after playing tired, Ango was very embarrassed, his clothes were wrinkled, and his hair was very messy.

Tangun wasn't much better either, the hair all over his body was a mess.

The room was full of cat fur.

Tangun also seemed to be tired from the child's play, he jumped onto Dazai's lap, stepped on the milk with his paw, and then picked a comfortable place to lie down.

Dazai took out the comb he had with him and combed Tangun's hair.

Ango straightened his clothes and said to Odasaku: "I will help you arrange where you will go after that. Well, Odasaku can refuse Dazai, but you can't."

"Eh? Why can I choose my job myself! I want to be an actor and play a gossip game with Tangun?" Dazai said something that made people mad - even if he knew the reason, he would not give up the fight of.

"...Haven't you had enough of falling in love with cats?" Ango pushed his glasses.

Compared with Oda Saku, who has no common sense in some places, Ango has common sense, which is why he became a vomit.

It also made it harder for him to believe in a human-cat love story.

But Ango didn't mean to delve into it, he just complained habitually: "But Mr. Dazai should know the reason."

Under Dazai's control, his file is indeed relatively clean, but everyone knows whether some things have been done or not.

In addition, the cheating-level superhuman disqualification made it very difficult for Dazai to leave Yokohama.

Tangun turned over, exposing his belly for Dazai to comb his hair.

If you ask him, he would probably like Dazai to be an actor or something, so traveling around the world is very suitable for Tangun, and it will make a lot of money, and the little cat can eat more delicious food.

But this is just a tendency, it doesn't matter how Dazai chooses him.

Dazai rubbed Tangun's belly vigorously.

He does know, but...

"Odasaku, look at Ango, I'm still young, I want to try everything, but he broke the wings of my dream like this, isn't he cruel?" Dazai began to complain to Oda.

"Yeah." Odasaku nodded, "Dazai is indeed a person who wants to try everything."

"That's it!"

Ango: "..." Die.

"Meow~" The author has something to say: Small Theater——An Wu: My neck is broken!You big fat cat!

Tangun: Meow!I'm just big, not fat!

Dazai: Well, it’s huge.

Tangun:?

Ango: Dazai is not allowed to speak yellow accents!Ten kilograms of your cat is equivalent to running on the ground with a large bag of rice!

Dazai: ...If you put it that way, it does seem to be quite heavy.Weak and weak, I walk around with a big bag of rice every day

Tangun (staring): ...

Dazai: But the kitten is so cute, my body is full of strength!Tangun is so cute that it weighs only a bowl of rice~ Tangun (rolling in satisfaction): Mi~ Ango: ...

Ango: Odasaku, is Dazai telling the truth?

Odasaku: ...Maybe?

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