My name is Dazai

"Dazai-kun, I am very grateful that you and Tangun still remembered me and gave me souvenirs after going on a trip..." Ango Sakaguchi pushed his glasses, "But I remember that I told Dazai-kun that we can't leave Yokohama, right?"

Tangun, who was holding an omamori to Sakura, froze and folded his tail.

Fried.

I've had so much fun the past two years that I completely forgot about it.

That's how Tangun could easily get out of control whenever he went out to play.

In the end, he didn't really care much about what Ango Sakaguchi said. To him, the pleasure of Dazai and himself was more important.

Saku Le hugged the fluffy Tangun: "Welcome back, Tangun!"

"Sakule, you can't call Tangun that way." Dazai said to Sakule with his hands on his knees.

"Why?" Saki Le was a little confused.

"Brother Tan..." Dazai quickly added, "Uncle or grandpa is also fine."

Tangun: "... Roar..."

In theory, it is fine to call him that, but why does Tangun feel creepy?

"But it's impossible for Tangun to be older than me?" Saku Le asked, tilting her head.

She has reached the age of knowing cat lifespan.

Although Tangun behaved like an old cat in front of toys such as cat teasers, his energy clearly proved that it was still in its prime.

Age should only have single digits.

"You can't say that, Tangun is a cat demon!" Dazai said the truth as if it were a lie, "So this year is over 60."

"Meow..." Since we all know that he is over 60, we should stop calling him Tangun one by one.

Tangun lay in Sakure's arms speechlessly.

Before, he asked Dazai to call him "Mr. Dan" and "Master Dan", but Dazai insisted on calling him "Tangun".

Tangun didn't bother to correct it after a long time.

Correction really made him tired, and every time Dazai finished calling "Tangun", he would give him a set of comfortable massage.

Tangun was so comfortable that he couldn't bring up the energy to refute at all.

That's how Dazai trained him to get used to the address "Tangun".

"Oh, this is my special name for Tangun~" Dazai said to Tangun.

Saku Le let out a chuckle: "Brother Dazai is talking to the cat seriously."

Tangun also wanted to laugh, but the cat's facial expression was really not rich, but his mockery could be seen from the raised tail.

"This is the difference between me and you~" Dazai hugged the cat into his arms.

"Because Tangun... brother Tan is your wife?" Saku Le asked after being silent for a while.

"That's it!"

Ango: "...I just want to ask this person when the cat love script will end?"

"...Oda as your friend?" Kunikida Doppo pondered for a moment, and then couldn't help feeling a headache.

Oda Sakunosuke is very reliable during major events, but Japan?Often quite a headache.

The strange friendly aura always makes him be held by the aunt for hours to chat, and the facial paralysis makes it impossible to tell whether he is angry.

In short, he is someone who will crazily disrupt Kunikida's plans.

So what will Odasaku's friends be like?

A picture inexplicably popped up in Kunikida's mind.

Oda Saku No. [-] and Oda Saku sat face to face on the chairs of the izakaya, with their elbows resting on their knees, each holding a glass of wine, and the TV next to them was playing a boring program.The two looked at each other in silence, with a shadow cast on their faces, like a tired uncle after get off work.

This picture is horrible.

"He said he would come at ten o'clock." Oda Saku said calmly, as if he didn't understand Kunikida's painful expression.

"I see." Kunikida pushed his glasses, and recorded these words in his notebook.

However, at ten o'clock, the person named "Osamu Dazai" still hadn't appeared.

Kunikida: "..." Could it be that that guy is being pestered and chatted like Oda Saku?

At eleven o'clock no one came.

When Kunikida returned to the detective agency after dinner, he saw a bandaged man sitting on the sofa with a cat in his arms.

"Oh, sorry, Mr. Kunikida~ I am Dazai Osamu." The man hugged his cat and turned to Kunikida and said, "I planned to come at ten o'clock, but when I got up at 09:30, Tangun was lying in bed. On my body, the pink meat pad was right in front of my face, and I really couldn't bear to disturb him~" "Meow!" The white cat Tangun poked his head out of Dazai's arms, his eyes sparkling and cute.

"Dazai Tangun, you two are here." Oda Saku also walked in.

Kunikida waited quietly for Odasaku's fingerprints and why the two were late, when he heard Odasaku ask, "Do you two have anything to drink?"

"Wait, wait!" Kunikida yelled to stop angrily, "Odasaku, shouldn't you ask why they are so late now?"

"But Dazai said that Tangun is too cute and he doesn't want to get up." Odasaku explained seriously, "There is no way."

"Hmm, yes, this is a force majeure factor." Dazai said such words as if joking.

It's different from Odasaku's personality, but it doesn't make much difference to irritate people.

"That shouldn't be three hours late! Do you know how much my plan was delayed because of you? And today is the interview, you should prepare an hour in advance, right? At least be there before ten o'clock! Not only did you not arrive early , I’m late! I have a cat in my arms! Are you not interested in your future work at all?” Kunikida felt his blood pressure soar.

"Work is so troublesome..." Dazai said lazily, "It's easier to be taken care of than work~ Ah, yes, I only want Tangun to take care of me."

After playing for two years, he was so wild that he didn't want to work anymore.

"Meow~" How can you give me money to support you if you don't make money? "Yeah, I can't help it." Dazai said while stroking Tangun's back.

The dialogue between the two has long had a tacit understanding.

If the president hadn't told Kunikida that as long as Dazai passed the entrance test, he would definitely be recruited, Kunikida would definitely kick Dazai out.

What the hell kind of job hunting attitude is this?

On the day of the application, he talked about "wanting to be adopted"... I am afraid that he himself does not want this job, right?

Apparently, Dazai knew whether he would be hired or not, he pointed out a finger: "Ah, by the way, I have to take Tangun with me to work! Tangun and I are just in love, and we are reluctant to part even for a while." Second."

This is no longer a jiojio protruding, this is obviously stepping on the face with the whole foot, and performing a push of the nose to the face.

Kunikida lowered his head, and the pen in his hand clicked.

There seemed to be an anger gauge beside him, and the anger quickly spurted out from the gauge.

"Enough is enough for me!"

"Okay." The door was opened.

Fukuzawa Yukichi came in from the door, his eyes glued to the white cat.

"Isn't it? President, Tangun is super cute! This? It's too pitiful for such a cute little cat to be alone in the empty room!" Dazai lifted the cat up, and then shook it from side to side.

The white cat's tail was swung from side to side, and the white fur was so beautiful that it dazzled the eye.

It's just that Fukuzawa Yukichi was a little furious, but because Dazai was holding him, he didn't run away after all.

"Yeah." If he hadn't wanted to keep a little reserved in front of the new members, Fukuzawa Yukichi probably couldn't help but take out the dried fish and feed it to the cat.

There will definitely be a chance in the future - if Dazai passes the entrance test.

Maybe you will see cats every day.

And the owner of the cat is still there, and will never run away instantly like other cats.

"Thank you, President!" Dazai expressed his gratitude with a bright face.

He stiffly went back to his room.

Edogawa Ranpo sighed.

That cat...wouldn't be touched by grown men.

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai (loudly): Odasaku, do you know?Tangun especially likes food!Ordinary dried fish can't tempt him~ Salmon, sushi... He just likes these delicacies that humans also like!

Kunikida (disgusted): What are you doing so loudly? Chaos: ...

Fukuzawa Yukichi (note silently).

Yosano: I spend my boss's money to raise my cat... No, let my boss help feed the cat.Weird love triangle adds Kenji: City folks are so awesome!

Dazai: What is a strange love triangle?Tangun didn't allow men to touch him.

Kunikida: Isn't that something to be proud of? !

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