My name is Dazai

"I also brought my cat today." Kirako Haruno came to the detective agency with her cat Mimi in her arms. "Mimi and Tangun are both smart cats, so there shouldn't be conflicts, right?"

She purposely hugged Xiao Mi and sat down in front of Tangun. If the two cats clashed, she would immediately separate the two cats.

Xiaomi has a high IQ, and so does Tangun.

It has been a week since Dazai passed the entrance test, and her observation of Tangun has also continued for more than a week.

Tangun twitched his nose.

Familiar taste.

The Sanhua cat "Xiao Mi" writhed uneasily, as if afraid of the big cat.

It's my brother!

Tangun remembered why the smell was so familiar.

"Meow~" Tangun's ears perked up.

It turned out that the cat did not belong to the bar.

Haruno Qiluozi held Xiaomi a little further away, sighed and said, "It seems impossible."

"Yeah, Tangun looks much bigger than your 'little mi' after all." Dazai said while carving a rubber stamp with a knife.

The rubber stamp is still a white cat.

Even though he changed jobs, Dazai did not give up on his activities around Tangun.

There was a shelf on his desk that was covered in all sorts of white cat designs or shapes.

Haruno Kirako pretended to carelessly touched Tangun's back.

Ah, so cute~ Although Xiao Mi is also very cute, but it is a short-haired cat after all, and it cannot compare with the long-haired Tangun in terms of plushness.

Tangun's hair was long enough to cover his fingers.

Sanhuamao: "..." This flirtatious woman.

Even if there is a cat in my arms, I still can't help teasing other cats.

Geez, I don't know why people like cats so much.

Tangun didn't mind being touched by women, and happily rubbed his head against Haruno Kirako's palm.

Dazai saw this scene out of the corner of his eye.

Tsk, even if I have a boyfriend, I still don't mind being touched by women, and I don't mean to refuse at all.

"Hmph." Dazai hummed forcefully.

Haruno Kirako: "..."

This is jealous, what's the matter with this kind of arrogant humming, it's like a kitten turning its back on someone.

It's like saying "look at me, look at me".

What's going on Haruno Kirako looked at Dazai.

Are you upset with her?

Could it be...he likes her

Haruno Kirako couldn't help thinking about it.

Although Dazai is weird, but he is good-looking, it is hard not to make women's hearts flutter.

Afraid that others would not see it, Dazai let out a loud snort.

Tangun: "..." Well, well, he saw it.

"Meow..." Tangun stood up helplessly, walked to Dazai's side, and rubbed his head against Dazai's arm.

A small flower floated beside Dazai in an instant.Petting the cat happily, he tapped the tip of Tangun's nose with his own.

Haruno Kirakako blushed.

Sure enough, she was thinking too much.

How can mere humans be as cute as cats?Instead, the object of her jealousy is also a cat.

The cuteness of cats is at the cosmic level——said Haruno Haruno, a serious cat lover.

A hand suddenly raised Tangun's tail.

"Mi!" Tangun flicked his tail, freed his tail from the human's hand, then turned his upper body to look back at the man.

The social doctor of the Armed Detective Agency and Akiko Yosano touched her chin: "The cat is not neutered. It is better to be neutered, the life span will increase, and there will be no estrus. The problem of estrus."

Dazai: "..."

Tangun: "Roar!"

The white cat was arched, its tail was folded, the whole cat was furred, its pupils were dilated, and its throat was purring.

The cat, which usually doesn't show its paws when it's angry, also stretched out its paws and licked the table.

"...How does it feel like he understands?" Yosano Akiko pinched her chin and said, she would not be afraid of cats with fury hairs, how could she be frightened by the appearance of furry cats after being on the battlefield.

Dazai stretched out his hand, as if to touch Tangun.

Haruno Kirako widened her eyes.

Even the owner is easily scratched when the cat poses in this posture.

Tangun felt a touch on his back, and the whole cat bounced up.

Although it was miserable, Dazai wanted to laugh a little.

It is normal for Tangun to react greatly.

If Yosano Akiko said this to Dazai, Dazai would probably feel a cold in his crotch, but it is impossible to be really afraid.

But for cats, neutering is much more than a joke or a verbal threat.

After landing on the ground, Tangun looked at Dazai pitifully, gave a "meow", and then burrowed into his clothes.

There was a Tangun stuffed in Dazai's shirt, and Dazai touched Tangun's back through the shirt: "Okay, okay, don't be afraid."

Although Tangun couldn't hear him, Dazai still spoke to Tangun.

After a while, Tangun seemed to find a sense of security in Dazai's arms, and poked his head out.

Looking at the three-colored cat, Tangun felt that he could see gloating in the cat's eyes.

Dazai instantly sensed Tangun's thoughts: "Speaking of which, Miss Haruno's cat is also male, right? Have you considered neutering it?"

Sanhuamao: "...Meow!" Well you brat, you're poisonous!

Yosano Akiko looked at the two cats, and felt that the two cats seemed to understand human language.Are cats quite sensitive to words related to "sterilization"?

Edogawa ranpo laughed at the side.

"No need for the Sanhua male cat." Although Yu Xieye Akiko felt that these two cats were human, he never thought about the possibility of being a supernatural being, "After all, they are heavenly eunuchs."

After all, Dazai masturbates his cat all day long, so it would be strange if the cat was a supernatural being.

Dazai suppressed the curvature of the corners of his mouth, pretending to sigh and said: "Oh, it's a lot less trouble."

Tangun's eyes changed from a murderous look to the gloating look of the previous Sanhuamao.

Tsk tsk tsk, little eunuch.

But Tangun didn't want this kind of "luck".

"Hey, Miss Yosano, if you frighten Tangun, what will happen to my sex?" Dazai said to Yosano while hugging Tangun.

Oda made a probe, and said the words of the eighteen forbidden words naturally: "Well, it's not good to be scared and wilted."

Yosano didn't know why he smelled a perverted breath: "...Are you serious?" Dazai hugged Tangun all day long and shouted "Tangun Tangun" with an idiotic face, licking cats and cats to introduce Tangun to others Jun is his own wife is a daily life.

I didn't think there was any problem with Yosano Akiko before.

Having been in contact with Kiroko Haruno, she has a deep understanding of how perverted a cat slave can be.

Mori Ogai's breath came over his face.

"Seriously." Dazai looked at Tangun who poked his head from his neckline, bowed his head and kissed, "My love for Tangun makes it possible for me to do anything to him~" Rubbing with Yosano Akiko own head.

The members of the Armed Detective Agency are well-informed, and although they won't accept it without changing their faces, at least they won't say much.

"If Tangun dies, then I will die with Tangun." Dazai covered Tangun's face with his whole hand and stroked his forehead, "This is the best love sacrifice I pursue. ~" Yosano Akiko's eyes widened: "What are you talking about?" This behavior of not cherishing her own life made her feel very angry.

Since meeting Tangun, Dazai hadn't committed much—or not at all—suicide.So Yosano Akiko didn't know a certain hobby of Dazai.

Tangun shook his head, and Dazai covered his head so he couldn't see what he was talking about, but he felt that Dazai didn't say anything good.

"Tangun is a fairy, so he will outlive me~" Dazai followed Tangun's strength and moved his hand away.

He knew that if he had died first, Tangun would not have chosen to die for love.

A cat is not a dog, but Tangun will miss him with the rest of his life.

Dazai hoped that Tangun could live for a while, even if he died, but he hoped that Tangun would die soon after he died.

He didn't want Tangun to miss him painfully, he also wanted to meet him earlier in the next life.

Dazai suddenly raised a finger, and said solemnly: "But it will be fine if I sterilize Tangun after I die, and please bury Tangun's sterilized and removed organs with me. These are mine. last wish!"

Tangun: "..."

Dazai was usually talking nonsense when he was so serious, but he managed to irritate the kitty.

The white cat's head retracted silently.

After a while, Dazai uttered a howl that could hardly be described as enjoyment or pain: "Dan, Tangun, why can't you bite~" If they are not buried together after death, they will forever lose an organ in their next life.Dazai, if you want to be with Tangun in your next life...

Dazai:! ! !

Dazai: This can't be done!I still want my ** in my next life!

Tangun (blackened): It’s okay, it’s fine to be sisters in the next life, Dazai-chan~Odasaku: Then it’s fine.

Dazai: I was wrong—help!

Ah, Cat Demon Tan is coming to an end.

There are so many stories I want to write.

I'm also a bit over the top when I write extra stories.

I've had new inspirations recently.

Let’s take a look at the extra episode I want to write now——Snow White and the five dwarves (princess Tan) are “funny, the comma is correct” "

I want to write more and more orz want to write.

Make up your mind, the next story is Snow Girl Tan×Leader Jae, which is a comprehensive line, probably the ground-bound boy Hanako-kun and fictional reasoning.

As for the main storyline... wait until the end of this episode and write a few chapters.

In fact, I have an idea of ​​how to go about this small episode, but I just can’t find the feeling, and I feel that the writing is not as good as my imagination.

Probably the leader slaughtered the dog food and sprinkled too much and was punished by "throwing the pot"