My name is Dazai

"Miss Yosano has no ill intentions..." Dazai stood at the door of the bathroom, "But it doesn't seem to be the case for Tangun..."

Tangun clutched his stomach in pain and sat on the toilet.

Cats are prone to vomiting and diarrhea when they are frightened.

Tangun didn't throw up, but he started having diarrhea.

"How could I not be frightened..." After seeing the violent therapy with Akiko Yosano, Tangun himself was a little afraid of Akiko Yosano.

Even if it is cut off, so what if it can still be connected by the ability?

The psychological trauma is still great.

"Then Tangun thinks something good, the president will be back tomorrow, what delicious food will he bring to Tangun?" Dazai heard the sound of flushing water coming from the bathroom.

Tangun walked out of the bathroom listlessly and fell on the couch: "Not interested."

Cats who are frightened will also lose their appetite.

"The president is so pitiful, not only can't touch the cat, but also the special products brought to Tangun will not be eaten... just like the poor little dried fish in his pocket has never been eaten by the cat." Dazai sat down.

"You seem to be gloating." Tangun rubbed his head, then put his head on Dazai's lap for him to touch, "Do you hate him?"

"I don't hate it, on the contrary, I respect him quite a bit." Dazai stroked Tangun's head, spreading it out comfortably.

A man who can give his back.

But what does that have to do with his liking for a skin?

Tangun groaned.

I can't see it at all.

"But Tangun seems a little afraid of him." Dazai asked this question.

"Yes, it makes me feel a little uncomfortable." Tangun thought for a moment and replied, "No, I'm not afraid! It's just uncomfortable!"

"Even Tangun can't help feeling uncomfortable. It's very normal for ordinary cats not to want to get close." Dazai expressed his sympathy seriously, "The president is so pitiful."

Can you really meet a cat in this life?

"It's not like me, being pampered by Tangun, the cutest kitten in the world~" Dazai rubbed Tangun's head vigorously, "And Tangun only let me touch it~" Tangun wanted to refute But Dazai was forced to masturbate at the beginning, at least Fukuzawa Yukichi didn't draw a knife and threaten the kitty to let him masturbate.

It's just that Dazai was too comfortable to touch, and he patted Rainbow Fart very clearly.

Forget it, he will not refute.

Tangun's cat ears popped out, making a vague "meow" sound.

The next day, the white cat was still groomed and Dazai took him to work together.

After all, Tangun is no ordinary cat, and his mental toughness is countless times stronger than ordinary cats.

...I am glad that the Hokkaido milk brought by the president was not wasted.

In the morning, the president saw the white cat appear. He forcibly restrained himself and opened the door of his office with a normal gesture. Then he took out his carefully prepared cat bowl, poured milk on it, and served it with other Hokkaido specialties. gourmet food.

Tangun couldn't help but raise his tail.

not interested?

That's not what he said.

The president stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the cat.

But the cat dented like a liquid where Fukuzawa Yukichi's hand was about to touch.

If you want to touch the tail, hang down, if you want to touch the butt, sit down, if you want to touch the back of the cat, you will sag, if you want to touch the head, the cat's head will be buried deeper.

...as if it had eyes on its back.

Tangun raised his head, looked at the human who was persistently trying to lick him with sky blue eyes, and let out a somewhat dissatisfied "meow".

Don't disturb me while eating.

Fukuzawa Yukichi's hands stiffened, and then silently retracted them into his sleeves. Although he didn't want to have an unparalleled tacit understanding with Tangun like Dazai did, he could still guess what Tangun was talking about at this moment.

Did not feel dissatisfied.

Cats are such willful and selfish creatures.

Even if you feed it, it will look down on you from above.

And I heard that it is not a wise thing to touch a cat when it is eating. Animals have the instinct to protect food.

Even a dog can be dissatisfied if touched while eating.

Well, it was his first time to be able to watch cats eating so closely.

Mr. Fukuzawa, who is disgusted by (the cat), is so easy to be satisfied.

After he was full, Tangun licked his paws, looked at Fukuzawa Yukichi who seemed to be looking forward to it, jumped up ruthlessly and opened the door, and then pushed the door open with his body to find Dazai.

Even after eating, he had no intention of letting Fukuzawa Yukichi touch it.

Haruno Kirako stood at the door, looking at Fukuzawa Yukichi who stood up with a murderous look on her face, and felt inexplicably that she heard the sound of something breaking.

Mr. Fukuzawa, how pitiful.

Not far away came Dazai's laughter: "Tangun, it's great that you are full. Are you happy? Mmm, that's good."

His questions are interspersed with the cat's meowing in high spirits.

because?Because Tangun couldn't hear, the voice was very loud and could be clearly caught by Fukuzawa Yukichi's ears.

Ranpo Edogawa was chewing on a thick snack.

Ahh, I really can't see it.

He put his legs off the table and called out, "Dazai."

"Mr. Ranpo, what's the matter?" Dazai held Tangun's paw with his hand.

Kunikida was moved instantly.

Mr. Ranpo has grown up and knows how to share the president's worries.

"President likes Tangun very much." Ranpo said.

"Well, thank you." Dazai smiled and nodded.

Kunikida: "..." No, Mr. Ranpo, who would understand when you say that, you should just say something like "Let the president touch the cat".

But Dazai, are you sure you're not pretending to be confused?

Although they only got together for more than a week, Kunikida knew that Dazai was a person with high IQ and EQ.

It is not difficult for him to know elegance through hearing and seeing.

Luanbu nodded his head triumphantly, returned to his seat and continued to sit down.

Although he is a person with a high IQ, his emotional intelligence is absolutely worrying, and he is not meticulous in his work.

If it was something else, Dazai would probably understand and do it without him having to say it directly.

But the thing about Tangun...

He would never let Tangun touch another man.

The spirit of eating and drinking should be carried forward.

Kunikida looked at Odasaku.

Odasaku raised his head: "What's the matter?" "Is there any way to get Dazai to let the president pet his cat? It's hard to see a cat that is not so afraid of the president." Kunikida felt that he needed to do something for himself The teacher worked hard.

"Isn't it good to touch other people's wives?" Oda Saku couldn't find the point as usual.

"That guy Dazai is just exaggerating when he says the cat is his wife?" Kunikida whispered.

"...Why Dazai is of course serious." Oda Saku asked strangely, "Why do you always think Dazai is lying?"

"Of course I think he's lying! How many times a day does he lie to me?!" Kunikida held the pen angrily.

"But Dazai never lied to me like that." Oda Saku said.

Kunikida's forehead bulged with blue veins: "Are you trying to excuse him or do you want to show off?"

"absolve."

"How can you say such a word calmly!"

"Dazai is a good boy." Odasaku nodded seriously, "I believe in Dazai."

The cat makes a humane laugh.

During the lunch break at noon, Dazai sat on the roof, holding in his hand the bento that Tangun had prepared for him.

Tangun was also sitting beside Dazai, with his hands on the roof.

In fact, he and Dazai didn't care much about being discovered by members of the Armed Detective Agency that Tangun was a cat demon.

So what if you find out.

Unlike the Port Mafia, even if the Armed Detective Agency knew that Tangun was a cat demon, it would probably be a novelty for a while and then they would happily accept it.

"Why were you laughing when Odasaku said I was a good boy?" Dazai asked Tangun, who was sitting opposite to him, with his legs hanging down on the edge of the roof.

"What a good boy you are, you are so bad." Tangun raised his head, his white hair was blown by the wind.

Cats hold grudges very much.

Not only bad, but also dog.

"Tangun, you seem to be a good cat." Dazai snorted, "But neither of us is a good person, so this is a match made in heaven."

Tangun glanced at Dazai and turned his head away.

"But Tangun, we have been together for so long. Although you promised to be with me, it seems that you have never told me that I love you." Dazai leaned back, "Hey, Tangun, yes Shall I say it once?"

Tangun's cheeks turned red: "...No, I don't want to tell you if it's so embarrassing."

Dazai put his right hand into Tangun's clothes and began to touch, while the other hand hugged Tangun: "Hurry up and say 'I love you' ~ or I will put my hand in your pants. "

"It's still outside!"

"Meow, meow~ I'm a shameless cat." Dazai kissed Tangun's face, "I can set an example for Tangun. I love you, Tangun~ I love you, I'm super cute I love you~" "Wait... who is the cat!" Tangun stretched his neck and struggled.

Dazai licked Tangun's neck, Tangun felt itchy, and retracted his neck again, Dazai continued to kiss on the cheek.

"If Tangun doesn't say he loves me, I will keep kissing me." Dazai said with his lips pressed against Tangun's cheek, slowly moving to Tangun's ear, and blowing.

"Mi... are you going to work soon?" Tangun's toes were itchy.

"It's time to go to work." Dazai said, kissing Tangun's cheek, "But it's okay, even if someone comes up to look for it, I don't mind being seen. So Tangun don't try to change the subject."

"Ugh... I, I..." Tangun's face was very hot.

"Huh?" Dazai asked jokingly.

"I...I love you, okay?" Tangun said shamefully.

"Then Tangun said 'I'm in love with you' again?" Dazai pushed forward.

Tangun wanted to send Dazai away immediately.

Damn, he was asked to say such a shameful thing.

It's not that he doesn't like Dazai, it's just that it's like saying "I admit defeat" to the cat when he says this directly.

"I'm in love with you..."

"If you fall in love with me, just do it here~" Tangun: "..."

Dazai blinked: "What's the matter?" Tangun covered his face, "I should have guessed that you were setting me up."

"How about some exercise after dinner~" Dazai acted like a baby.

"Get out of here and go to work!"

"Why hasn't Dazai come down yet?" Kunikida knew that Dazai had brought a bento to the rooftop to eat, "I'll go find..."

"It's best not to." Luanbu licked the ice cream and said, "It will hurt your eyes."

Kunikida: "...What is he doing on the rooftop..."

"I'm back." Dazai opened the door disheveledly, although he didn't show anything, but his clothes were wrinkled.

The white cat ferociously pushed Dazai's trouser legs behind him.

"You bastard, why did you become like this?" Kunikida looked at Dazai's unsightly look.

"I was dragged to work by Tangun because I was dissatisfied with my desires. It's too cruel." Dazai fell straight on the reception sofa and lifted his shirt, "Come on, Tangun, come into me and sleep with me."

Tangun gave a humane sigh and entered Dazai's... shirt.Stretching his head out of his neckline, he and Dazai began to take a nap in the sun.

Kunikida: "..."

"Can you guy talk like a normal person?"

The author has something to say: Small theater——Kunikida: Can't you talk about taking a nap together in a normal way?

Dazai: Kunikida is a good person~ Does that mean I agree to take a nap at work?

Kunikida: No! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Dazai: Tsk, anyway, if Kunikida disagrees, there is nothing I can do about it.

Tangun (compassionate eyes).

So, the cat demon is over~ Tsundere Mao Mao doesn't like to confess, and he is not good at confessing. If he doesn't bully Mao Mao severely, he will never admit that he likes it, let alone love.

But Maomao didn't leave. In his own words, he doesn't dislike him, but actually likes him. If the object is Dazai, it's love.

A dishonest Tangun.

Mi~ the ability to handle things randomly...

Refer to Wen Yewang's red bean Daifu incident.

Absolutely no ability to plan...

Chapter 213 "Tangun, you can rely on my favor and act unscrupulously!" The leader Jae said angrily.

Tangun folded the paper and put it in his pocket, resting his head on the leader Jae's lap.

"Speaking of which, Tangun, who do you like the most among your predecessors?" The leader Jae asked dangerously, "Including lover~" Tangun was silent for a long time: "... Dazai, I'm just drunk, not stupid .”

How could he answer such a question that he didn't know what a good question was?

Either way the answer is not appropriate.

And the leader Zai is obviously here to find fault.

"Could it be that Tangun's cute state is a lie to me?" The leader Jae gently stroked Tangun's head.

"I can't remember this kind of thing." Tangun looked up at the leader Jae, "My dear, do you want me to seriously recall it?"

Chief Zai: "..."

Tsk, actively acting like a baby but the content is threatening.

This kind of thing is impossible even if you ask Edogawa Ranpo for help.

After all, the clues that Tangun might have disappeared long ago. Although he himself sometimes remembered things, they were all based on some clues or conditions.

"Tangun..." the leader pinched Tangun's neck through gritted teeth.

"Really, I can still say this kind of thing... I definitely don't drink enough." Tangun picked up a bottle of wine.

As long as he passed away drunk, the leader Zai would not ask him such death questions.

Leader Jae: "..." Tangun and the writer Ango failed to learn.

At this moment, the writer Zai turned over, facing the flaming red lips painted by Wu Zhenzai, he said inarticulately: "Bring me a pen and paper..."

Tangun, who was lying on the leader Jae's lap, blinked.

The leader, Zai, pressed his head quickly with his eyes and hands.

"Hmm!" Tangun heard his neck screaming in pain, "Wait a minute Dazai, I'll go get a pen and paper..."

"You are lying on my lap, why are you eager to serve that guy without calling your name?" the leader Zai said angrily.

Wu Jingzai laughed, and then went to look for a pen and paper.

"But he said he wanted a pen and paper...he must have been inspired." Tangun looked like he was about to cry, "What if he is sober and has no inspiration?"

"Just because of this kind of thing, you look like you're going to cry." Why doesn't the leader Jae know how much the author Jae's new book means to Tangun.

As Oda's number one fan, the leader Jae actually understands Tangun who is the writer's number one fan.

but……

The opposite is a Dazai.

"Come, come, here comes the paper." Butengzai didn't hand the paper to the writer, but handed it to Tangun quite aggressively.

Wu Zhenzai raised his head and met the leader Zai's eyes as if he was about to kill someone, and laughed without fear.

"Tangun, don't worry, I'm definitely the one who is the most caring." Saying this, Butekunzai took Tangun's hand and kissed his fingers, "It's not like that guy who is so jealous that his face is hideous. "

Tangun twitched his nose, he didn't cry, but he was extremely wronged.It was like a little girl who was suddenly snatched a lollipop, and was handed another lollipop.

Just now he took a few more sips of alcohol, and his emotions can easily be led away by others.

The lollipop was snatched... No, Tangun, who had a pen and paper in his hand, wanted to struggle to get up, but the leader Jae pressed Tangun's shoulder hard, and stared at Buteizai.

It's not that Tangun can't break free, even when he's drunk, he still thinks about not hurting Dazai.

"Dazai Dazai..." Tangun looked like a screaming cat.

"I'll hold him down for you! Tangun, go!" Saying that, Butengzai grabbed the leader's wrist.

"Don't hurt him." Tangun said very scumbag to Butan Jai who was helping him.

Wu Jingzai sighed: "That's fine."

Then Wu Jingzai pursed his lips and approached the leader Zai: "Kiss~" The leader Zai had no expression on his face.

It was impossible for such a trick to scare him.

Just kiss, whoever shows cowardice is a dog.

Wu Zhenzai even licked his tongue abnormally.

"Mr. Ranpo..." Atsushi Nakajima wanted to cover Edogawa Ranpo's eyes, but he couldn't tell whether he was closing his eyes at all. It seemed that he didn't need to cover them, but Izumi Kyoka didn't feel it?Atsushi Nakajima was at a loss as he lowered his head and played with the rabbit in his hand with interest.

"Uh……"

He chose to cover his eyes.

The room was quiet.

Atsushi Nakajima looked through his fingers anxiously.

Wu Jingzai seems to have sex with the leader Jae.

"Wow wow wow..." Atsushi Nakajima made a virginal shy voice.

"Dun, didn't you cover your eyes?" Quan Jinghua asked.

Did not kiss.

But not so much.

When people get very close to each other, will there be an itchy feeling?Sleep.

The hairs, which are too fine to see with the naked eye, stimulate the nerves.

The tips of the noses and lips of Chief Zai and Wu Jingzai were almost touching.

Itchy, but definitely not kissed.

Just as long as there are two people?One millimeter closer, and it was supposed to be a kiss.

No one is advancing, and no one is retreating.

The leader Jai surpasses other Dazai in calmness.

Wu Zhenzai also surpassed other Dazai in shamelessness.

Although it is not a skill that is lit, the two are still in a state of equal strength.

Wu Jingzai opened his mouth slightly, exhaled lightly, and moved the lips of the leader Zai.

Tangun lay quietly on the leader's lap, and Butanzai sat on his waist. He looked at the leader and Butanzai, as long as he didn't wear glasses, he would feel the intimacy of the two kissing each other...

A little weird excitement.

My wife and "myself" have narcissus.

A different kind of stimulation.

The two of them stalemate for another half a minute, until the writer Zai was about to fall asleep again, but Wu Zhenzai suddenly lowered his head.

The face of the leader Zai changed drastically.

Butengzai cupped Tangun's cheek with both hands, and kissed him hard on the lips.

"Let me go, you bastard..." The leader Jae's hand left Tangun's shoulder, and then grabbed Buteizai's hair like a girl fighting and pulled him up.

"I don't~ I also like Tangun very much, I am also Dazai Osamu, rounding up Tangun is also my boyfriend! Slightly slightly."

Butengzai let go of Tangun, and Tangun was stunned for a while, until his head was pushed by Buthenzai, and then he remembered to turn over.Then he crawled out from under Wu Jingzai and the leader Zai's arms.

...that pose is really weird.

Tangun had the illusion that he just had a threesome.

Atsushi Nakajima saw this scene through his fingers, turned his head and asked Izumi Jinghua: "Do you want to pull them away?"

"Did you really cover your eyes?" Quan Jinghua complained.

Tangun handed the pen and paper to the writer Jae.

"Dazai, what do you want to write?" Tangun knelt on the ground, looking at the writer Zai who was pulling out the cap of his pen, with a look of anticipation on his face.

"Draw a picture." The writer Zai said drunkenly, "Also, don't call me Dazai, today I am the boss Jitai!"

Tangun: "..."

Chief Zai: "Pfft."

"Where's the article?" Tangun looked at Jae the writer in disbelief.

"Boss wife draws pictures!" the writer Zai yelled, "Boss wife doesn't write articles!"

"I want to watch you write articles..." Tangun couldn't maintain the correct kneeling posture, and he changed to a duck sitting after being a little drunk, then took off his glasses and wiped his eyes, "Ugh... "

The leader Zai Bu fought with Butei Zai, Tangun's posture was really cute, like a girl who was bullied to the point of sitting on the ground and crying.

He hugged Tangun affectionately: "Hey, let's ignore him, okay?" Tangun wiped his tears with his sleeve, choked up, and said, "When the picture is finished, I will be the first to show it."

Chief Zai: "..."

As if feng shui was turning, Wu Zhenzai made a mocking sound.

The author has something to say: Small Theater - Writer Jae: Let’s draw Tangun’s Shibuk!

Chief Jae: Let me be the first to see!Please let me frame it and hang it at home!

Wu Jingzai: Oh, can I make a copy?

Tangun: Uwah—PS Boss Kitai is the pen name used by the protagonist Ohba Ohzo in "No Longer World" when he draws Shibu.

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