My name is Dazai

Happy news?Uplifting words?

No, it's foul language and lewd language.

No matter how reserved people are, they will have an instinctive and faster learning speed for these.

Just like watching movies and TV shows, the easiest thing to learn is swearing.

This is human beings.

It's something that's literally etched into your DNA.

Atsushi Nakajima is an honest boy, but when he heard the word "Shitu", he was still shocked, feeling inexplicably?Feel excited.

It didn't have a big impact on Ranbu, and his own reaction speed was very fast. He didn't feel this enhancement at all?Sleep.But he looked at Jiazai, and then Wuzhenzai.

On the other hand, Quan Jinghua, who has nothing in daily life, raised her head and took a look.

"Drawing Shibu... how about drawing Tangun? We are all looking forward to it~" Buteizai took the lead in urging.

This day he jumped up and down, from abducting Tangun to cook, to kissing Tangun, and now to teasing the writer Zaihua who is obviously drunk.

Like a warmonger.

I'm afraid the other Dazai won't beat him together.

Of course, on this matter...

Only the leader Zai glared at him.

If anyone has seen Tangun's body, then probably only the leader Jae and the writer Jae.

One is a current boyfriend, and the other is a gay friend who has been together for more than ten years and has taken countless baths together.

Writer Jae was so drunk that he completely thought about that aspect, he smiled shrewdly and confusedly: "Drawing Tangun... Hey, please beg me."

Wu Zhenzai: "..."

Sure enough, Dazai ruled everyone to be entangled.

"Please, Mr. Dazai~" Even though he thought so, Buteizai still begged.

"It's Mr. Boss." The writer Zaixi insisted on today's script.

Wu Jingzai clicked his tongue: "Okay, okay, Mr. Boss, Mr. Boss."

Writer Jae looked up at Tangun: "Tangun, can I draw your Sebuku?"

Tangun tilted his head, in order to avoid the leader Jae's death question of "Which one do you like best", he drank quite a lot.

He ignored the key word "Shitu" and only paid attention to the question "I can draw you" from the writer Jae.

It cannot be said that Shitu is not exciting to Tangun, only that Tangun was so happy that he completely ignored the writer Zaichou’s half sentence, and Tangun smiled like a fool: "Yeah."

Chief Zai: "..."

He should have guessed that when Tangun was drunk, as long as he didn't provoke him, he basically listened to what others said.What's more?Kuang Tangun has a fan filter for writer Jae.

The leader Jae used this to get Tangun drunk to trick him into doing a lot of things that Tangun would never do under normal circumstances, but this is finally being exploited.

He covered Tangun's mouth: "He doesn't want to."

Nakajima Atsushi also came forward—not to look at Shitu, but to drag Tangun away, then turned to Buteizai and said, "Mr. Dazai, please don't do this."

Has Tangun lost his mind in such a short period of time?Without the ability to think, he was meekly dragged away by Atsushi Nakajima.

"Wait a minute..." Tangun covered his head, "Dazai is... wanting to draw a picture of me?"

Nakajima Atsushi breathed a sigh of relief: "Mr. Tan, have you finally reacted?"

The leader Zai didn't speak, he always felt?Juetangun would not say anything normal.

"Dazai's Shibuto! I want to see it!" Tangun seemed even more excited.

Shibuku drawn by Dazai is definitely a rare item!

Although it is not a literary work, he still wants to read it.

Atsushi Nakajima was completely unable to hold down Tangun.

How could it be possible for Tangun, who has rich experience in suppressing the writer Ango, to be easily suppressed by others?

"Tangun agreed and I started drawing~" Saying this, Jae the writer bowed his head and began to draw, "Tangun's Shibuku~" "What Shibuku?" Kunikida walked in alone.

"My Shibuto!" Tangun raised his hand.

The leader Zai chuckled, then raised his phone to turn on the video recording function to record the embarrassing moment.

Kunikida seemed to have heard something unbelievable, half of his cheeks twitched: "Shizuto?"

Kunikida, who used to be a teacher, absolutely rejects this?something.

Miyazawa Kenji poked his head out silently.

Yosano Akiko took off her shoes and twitched her nose: "Oh, there's some wine~" Shibuto?She has it all.

Butei let out a hey voice: "Kunikida looks like that? The type that doesn't hide dirty magazines under the bed~ Not only that? You can't even find the ideal female Saigo, or various? In the sense Where is the place~" "This kind of thing? It's too poisonous to the mind and body! I said, haven't you considered the people present?" Kunikida pointed at Edogawa Ranpo, looked at Izumi Kyoka, and turned to Kenji Miyazawa.

Edogawa Ranpo said dissatisfiedly: "I am 26 years old." Don't regard him as a minor, although those are not as interesting as manga to him.

Izumi Kyoka silently looked at Kunikida, then turned her head silently.Although she has no practical experience, she understands it very well.At least Kunikida seemed innocent to her.

Miyazawa Kenji exclaimed: "Oh, is this a city dweller?"

"No, this is definitely not what people in the city should do." Kunikida felt very tired.

"What's wrong with Shizuto?" Writer Jae burst into tears.

He was sobbing, and big drops of tears fell on the paper.

"I'm just drawing shitu, and Tangun promised me to draw his shitu. Why are you accusing me?" Writer Jae began to cry.

"Hiss, you're making him cry~" Wu Detective Zai poked the writer Zai.

The writer Zai flinched weakly, like a little white flower swaying in the wind.

Tangun hugged the writer Jae and stroked his head.

The leader Jae-won went from recording the embarrassing moments of Tangun to recording the embarrassing moments of the writer Jae-bon, but he suddenly found that the clown was himself.

Although he always said that Tangun didn't cry very much, he would cry when he was drunk, but he himself would never cry.

Just like Dazai didn't cry when he saw Odasaku's death, he didn't cry when he was betrayed by Ango, and he didn't cry when he was confronted by Odasaku.

However, it's just too much for the writer to slay tears.

Just like when he saw Tangun cry and felt compassion, Tangun also felt the same way when he saw a writer cry.

"What's wrong with Shitu..." Writer Zai suddenly pointed at Kenji Miyazawa, "He! There is a box full of Shitu under the bed!"

Wu Zhenzai: "..."

Kunikida: "..."

Quan Jinghua: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

With Xie Ye: "..."

The room was silent.

Kenji Miyazawa clasped his hands together, his eyes sparkled, and he exuded a pure aura. He said simply and frankly: "As expected of Mr. Dazai! The Shitu in my box even knows it! Is this a person from the city?"

Kunikida: "...Kenji, are you serious" "Ah, but my Shibu pictures are all like that? Haru. Gong pictures are different from those in magazines. People in the city will definitely not like them." Gong Kenji Sawa nodded earnestly, "But if Mr. Kunikida is curious, we can hold a Shibuto exhibition, and I will bring my Haru..."

"No need!" Kunikida refused loudly with an expression as if the world had collapsed, "Why would you buy this? Things!"

"Don't people in the city buy it?"

"City people buy... No, don't discuss this with me? Topic!" Kunikida Doppo slowly knelt down with his head in his arms.

Buteizai said on the sidelines: "Kunikida, do you know? Seeing a lot of pictures can help blood flow and reduce cardiovascular disease."

Kunikida raised his head listlessly: "Really?"

"I lied to you." Wu Zhenzai nodded seriously.

Kunikida: "..."

"Atsushi Nakajima, don't stop me, I'm going to kill him today!"

The author has something to say: Small Theater——Kenji Miyazawa: Do you want to hold a Shitu exhibition?

Buteizai: Well, I'm printing now?

Yosano: Is it possible to have a gb-oriented Shibukura?If I need to draw it now, I can try to draw mobsen.

Buteizai: With Miss Yosano!Please give me appreciation!

Chief Zai: With Miss Yosano, Kami sama!

Hei Shizai: Miss Xie Ye, can I make a copy for everyone to see?

Miss Zhizi: With Miss Yosano, I can volunteer to be the protagonist of gb Taisen!Props toy with Mr. Mori, be sure to add me!

Yosano: Oh, Dazai, are you all good~ Tangun: Why do you feel more excited than looking at my sebum?

The biggest victim of this issue——Takenzai Kunikida: Isn’t it Tangun?

Leader Jae: Tangun doesn't look shy, as long as he isn't shy, he won't be hurt.

Tangun: Why do I feel that it is Mr. Mori from the small theater?

PS Miyazawa Kenji's spring.Gongtu stem comes from the three-dimensional Miyazawa Kenji.The three-dimensional Miyazawa Kenji did not have sex with any woman. He was considered a misogynist, and it is said that his personality looked like a saint. After his death, he found a box full of spring in his collection.Palace map.

Chapter 217 "Woo..." When Zai the writer woke up clutching his head, he felt that the temperature in the room was a bit high, and he was sweating a little from the heat.

"Yeah, the last Dazai woke up~" Buteizai waved his hands.

Kunikida Doppo gasped.

The amount of Dazai in the room was too high, and he couldn't hold it anymore.

Writer Zai felt something was stuck on his face, he took it off and looked at it, it was a piece of paper with his lipstick marks on it.

The writer Zai has a deep understanding of how deceitful other Dazai are. He sat up, covered his mouth, and rubbed his lips with a piece of paper.

lipstick.

Writer Zai walked around several Dazai, as if he wanted to find out which Dazai did the good thing.

In the end, no matter how you look at it, I feel that either one is suspicious.

The leader Zai has always been calm and reliable before, but even if the Dazai family is calm and reliable, it is not in his nature.

Not to mention the brat Hei Shizai, he is even more disorganized and hateful at a young age.

Miss Zhizi is darker than Hei Shizai... Wait, even if she didn't put it on, she should have provided the lipstick.

Butei Jae...the writer Jae didn't have a good impression of him anyway, since he lied to Tangun that he was his special ability.

But the writer Zai couldn't guess who did it.

He simply threw himself on Tangun lying next to him: "Tangun, they are all bullying me."

"Dazai?" Tangun opened his eyes, then looked at Butei Zai and the others who had already started eating puffer fish hot pot, sat up covering his head, and then took the tissue paper in Zai writer's hand to wipe his mouth The lipstick was not wiped clean, "Okay, you drank a lot, go eat something."

Tangun got up to throw the used tissues into the trash can, then sat back and patted the head of the writer-jae, which made the writer-jae let out a snort of comfort.

"Mother Kunikida's mother strength seems to be inferior to that of Tan's mother." Takenzai said to Kunikida, this sentence seemed to be bitter about his lack of Tangun, and seemed to blame Kunikida for his violent temper.

Kunikida snapped the two chopsticks into four: "If the food doesn't poison your mouth, I don't mind covering it with a towel."

"Wow, what a terrible mother." Wu Zhenzai pretended to be frightened.

"Who is your mother!" Kunikida slapped the chopsticks on the table vigorously.

Butei Zai half-covered his face and murmured, "I'm so poor that Kunikida broke my chopsticks."

"I'll compensate you, okay?!" Kunikida's old face blushed when Dazai squeezed him out, "It's so annoying, Dazai, can't you be honest for a while?"

The leader Jae picked up a bowl, lightly picked up a piece of fugu meat, and moved it to Tangun's side.

Even though Tangun was drunk, he was quite proficient in this kind of basic flirting. He leaned close to the mouth of the leader Jae, opened his mouth, grabbed the piece of puffer fish, then opened his mouth a little bit, and bit it. The lips of the leader Zai.

Miss Zhizi's eyes lit up, she was completely sober.Dazai Kebi is an alcoholic, and the amount of alcohol is okay, not to mention that she always takes some messy medicines, and her resistance in this regard is really not low.

She rushed to Tangun's side: "Come~" The leader Zai quickly picked up the puffer fish meat from Miss Zhizi's mouth with his chopsticks, and stuffed it mercilessly into his own mouth.

Miss Zhizi: "...disgusting."

The leader Zai rolled his eyes.

"Tangun~" Butan Zai just opened his mouth when he was kicked by Hei Tokizai next to him.

They are all Tangun's supernatural powers, what are you Butanzai doing "Hey, brat..." Even when facing his former self, Butanzai didn't give a good tone at all.

"Hmph." Hei Sijae quickly ate the puffer fish prepared by Tangun.

He tries to eat more and make others eat less.

Tangun's things are his.

The Zaike creature in the family belongs to him with a big appetite, after all, the body belongs to the puberty and growth period of a teenager.

Wu Detective Zai looked at Hei Shizai, realized his sinister intentions, buried his head in cooking, and said inarticulately: "Little devil, I bought the puffer fish."

Miss Zhizi shrewdly picked up a bunch of things in the bowl for Tangun to eat, but every time she lifted the chopsticks, the leader quickly snatched the things on the chopsticks and fed them to Tangun.

Miss Zhizi was furious: "...you are enough!"

"Mr. Tan is really welcome..." Atsushi Nakajima said with lingering fear, "No, Mr. Dazai is really welcome."

Quan Jinghua ate the tofu quietly.

Who wouldn't like such a gentle and considerate male mother?

Mr. Dazai is lucky.

Then I looked at Ranpo's various willful operations.

Fukuzawa Yukichi sat quietly on the sidelines, trying to hypnotize himself that even if he was a bad boy, he was still a good boy.

The child is still young...

"Call your Ango over next time~" Buteizai finished eating all the fugu meat, covered his stomach and waved at Tangun, "How can such a good thing be missed by Ango?"

"Ango probably wouldn't want to come, would he?" Tangun shook his head and refused for writer Ango.

"Ango is the courtesan of our rascal faction." Writer Zai interjected, "He wouldn't refuse such a thing, would he?"

Although writer Jae is also very active, it seems that there are more people who like Ango.

Damn, it's only at this time that he hates Ango a little bit.

"There are too many cars on the road," Tangun said.

Writer Zai: "...Oh, yes, Ango is afraid of cars."

Ever since the car accident, writer Ango has been a bit paranoid when he sees cars.

With so many cars in modern society, he probably is not well.

That's why Ango never went out as if he was in captivity.

Wu Jingzai's eyes lit up: "Isn't that better?"

Writer Zai: "..."

Tangun turned his head to look at the writer Jae.

"Hey, that would be even better~" Writer Jae also became excited, "It's true, Ango, he refuses to go out for this reason... I'll bring him out next time."

Tangun covered his face, this is a bad friend.

Killing people does not pay for life.

"It would be even better if Ango made a cute scream~" Writer Jae let out an evil and rippling voice, "Make Ango cry and beg me to let him go home or something..."

Tangun: "I won't help you."

"Hey, Tangun! How could you do this?" Writer Jae showed an expression as if he had been abandoned.

The dinner party lasted until almost midnight.

If this building was not the dormitory of the Armed Detective Agency, someone would have sued them for nuisance.

The destructive power of the Dazai is too great, Kunikida's voice is not small, and Yosano Akiko who is drunk also has a strong destructive power.

"Are you really not going to stay overnight?" Wu Zhenzai tried to persuade them, "It's very late, why don't you just come and sleep?"

"No." The leader bowed his head and stepped on Wu Zhenzai's feet.

If he stayed overnight, Butei Jae would frantically try to sleep next to Tangun tonight.

"Cut." Wu Zhenzai was upset.

I really hate myself.

"This kind of gathering is really interesting." Butengzai stretched his waist, "My place is too small, why don't we go to Tangun's house from now on?"

Tangun's mind was still confused, he raised his head: "Well, well..."

Before he finished speaking, the writer Zai covered his mouth: "Who wants to have dinner with you, it's so annoying."

The leader Jae stretched out his hand, squeezed the author Jae's hand with his index finger and thumb, and then covered Tangun's hand with his own hand: "That's it."

"Hey, why are you squeezing me?" Writer Jae felt that the leader Jae was squeezing him with his body, and then hugged Tangun tightly.

"Go home, go home!" Tangun didn't know why he had to bear such a burden even though he was drunk.He could only put his left arm around Zai the writer, Zai the leader with his right arm, Hei Shizai with his left hand, and Miss Zhizi with his right hand, and a cat sitting on top of his head.

Atsushi Nakajima took a breath, what is this?The extravagant life of hugging left and right?Akutagawa next door was crying.

Wu Zhenzai stared at them behind them for a while, then suddenly ran over and jumped on Tangun's back: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Get lost!" several Dazai cursed in unison.

The author has something to say: Small theater——Tangun: Dazai, didn’t you say you want to spend my Shibuto?What about pictures?

Writer Zai: Yes.

Tangun: ...

Leader Jae: Show me... Is your painting Tangun?I'm almost wilted!

Writer Jae: This is art!

Leader Zai: What kind of picture is it called if it’s not astringent enough?you idiot!

Writer Zai: You have the ability to draw by yourself.

Wu Zhenzai: In fact, we should not expect our peers to have good painting skills... After all, our own paintings can scare Alice to tears...

Tangun (complex emotions).

Meow, I want to comment~

Chapter 218 "Don't they all say to tell you to go, why are you still sticking to Tangun like a dog's skin plaster" Miss Zhizi raised her knee to kick Buteizai's ass.

Tangun's neck was hugged tightly by Butan Jae.

After a few pushes, Miss Zhizi found that the alcohol was still affecting her body, and it was not convenient to wear a skirt.

She stared at Wu Jingzai's buttocks, raised her hands, and bowed left and right.

"Crack clack clack clack clack clack."

"Come down, come down for me, what's the point of being on Tangun's body!" After she slapped Butanzai's butt, she found that Butanzai didn't move, and rubbed Tangun's neck twice, and was caught The leader Zai began to pluck his hair.

Miss Zhizi grabbed Buteizai's belt and shook it left and right: "Get down, you annoying bastard!"

Tangun was shaken from side to side: "... Zhizi... I drank a little too much before, and I haven't completely sobered up yet, don't shake..."

"I'll just shake it and shake it!" Miss Zhizi didn't know who she was fighting with now.

"I'm dizzy..." Tangun's legs were a little unsteady.

When Miss Zhizi pushed forward, Tangun fell directly to the ground.

Needless to say, Butan Jae who hung on him like a koala, the leader Jae and Writer Jae who were held by him also fell down at the same time, and Hee Si Jae also fell down because Tangun held his hand. was brought down.

The only ones who didn't fall were Miss Zhizi who was standing behind Tangun, and Zaimiao who nimbly jumped off Tangun's head.

"...overwhelmed..." the leader Zai said something unclear.

"I suppressed Tangun..." Butengzai said the same ambiguous words to the face of the leader Jae.

"When will you be beaten to death? It's so annoying." The leader Zai said calmly.

"Woo, it hurts..." the writer Zai Yingying complained.

"Mr. Dazai... Mr. Dazai..." A person came out from the corner, coughing non-stop.

Hei Shizai glanced at Akutagawa, sat up, then looked at Akutagawa, and burst out laughing.

Buteng Zai straightened up and straddled Tangun's back, it was not convenient for Tangun to get up.He was the kind of person who could do push-ups even if he was sitting on his body, but even if he got up, he couldn't drive Buteizai off... He just lay down on the ground and didn't really think about it.

Tangun looked up at the man, the white lock of hair made him feel very familiar.

Akutagawa's expression was distorted, and he looked at Tangun with hatred: "How on earth does this kind of person make Mr. Dazai think differently?" Tangun: "...People who have been knocked out by me once should not say such things."

He was knocked out and thrown back viciously by Hei Shizai.

Where did you get so much confidence?

"That's obviously Mr. Dazai helping you. If it was just yourself, you would definitely die at the hands of his subordinates." Akutagawa said jealously.

Miss Zhizi completely ignored Akutagawa, threw herself on Butanzai, pinned him down, and hugged Tangun tightly through Butanzai: "I want to be tall too~" "Miu~" Zaimei approached Tangun He twitched his own pink nose, then meowed and licked Tangun's lips.

"It's itchy..." Tangun ducked a little.

The leader Jae lay down on the ground without any resistance, and kissed Tangun.

"Tangun, I want to kiss you too!" Taken Jae couldn't kiss Tangun on the cheek, he could only kiss Tangun on the back of his head.

He didn't want to grow up by angering Akutagawa and making him attack stronger enemies than him, this was just a habitual taunt of Dazai family creatures.

When facing Tangun of Dazai Ke's catnip, he wanted to take two sips to show off to others.

Akutagawa: "..."

"Rashomon!"

Zai Meow stood in front of Tangun and raised his paw.

"Akutagawa, you are still like this... Can you improve a bit? Huh?" Buteizai rubbed his cheek against Tangun's hair, "Do you think you can handle Dazai? Oh, except for that cat and that writer."

"Meow!" Zaimiao stretched out his paw to scratch Wu Zhenzai's face.

The writer Zai said angrily: "Why do you use only to describe me, you impolite guy."

Akutagawa gritted his teeth, his chest heaved and heaved, then he covered his mouth and coughed a few times: "As long as I beat you, I will be recognized by Mr. Dazai, right?"

"No, I don't think so." Tangun said calmly, "He's almost mad. How did your brain circuit grow? Do you think you're defeating your rival?"

"Do you think I will believe your words?" Akutagawa's boss is doomed that he won't listen?People said, "Don't you use Mr. Dazai to fight with my subordinates? Let's fight to the death." Akutagawa's hand inserted?in your own pocket.

Rashomon's black beast moved up and down, but its eyes were fixed on Tangun.

"Will you calm down after the duel?" Tangun asked.

"I will only accumulate strength to kill you next time." Akutagawa's head iron never disappoints.

Tangun: "... I see, Dazai, can you get up?"

Wu Jingzai felt it before he spoke?I felt Miss Zhizi get up suddenly.

He blinked and got up too.

Tangun stood up from the ground, pulled the writer Jae and the leader Jae up, patted their clothes, picked up Jaimow, and adjusted the cat's bow tie.

"Can you use your power?" Tangun asked.

"Supernatural power is part of the next." Rashomon suddenly burst into a rage, rushing towards Tangun.

Tangun ducked to the side.

After being attacked by Rashomon once, he found some sense?Sleep.

He rushed straight to Akutagawa, Akutagawa sneered.

Rashomon has its own spatial barrier, that is to say, even if Tangun rushed over, it would be very difficult to attack him.

Just when he was confident, Tangun suddenly threw something at him.

The cat with black and white paws quickly approached Akutagawa.

The cat adjusted its landing direction in the air, with its four feet facing Akutagawa's face.

Akutagawa's conditioned reflex raised his back, but it just gave Zaimiao a suitable foothold, as if he was catching the cat with his face.

Tangun clenched his fist and slammed Akutagawa in the stomach.

Akutagawa flew two meters backwards.

Even though Akutagawa was blown away, Tangun did not stop, but approached Akutagawa, pulled up his collar, sat on Akutagawa and raised his hand and began to hit people: "Can you listen to people! Dazai won’t admit you if you do this! There’s no end to it! You want to kill me! If you can use the power, why can’t I use it? The humanoid power is not a power. Although Dazai is my power, I don’t want to Admit it... you have the guts to put away your abilities for me! How can you be such a tough guy with Mr. Akutagawa's name?"

The writer flinched, turned his head and asked, "Tangun must be stopped, right? He has no sense of proportion when he drinks too much and beats people..."

Tangun was still beating and cursing.

In front of Dazai and his friends, he was very gentle and had a good temper, but he beat up all the people who provoked him back then, and not him, without exception.

Although he was easily manipulated when he was drunk, it didn't mean he was really good.

"All right, all right, Tangun, let's go back." The leader Zai put his hand on Tangun's shoulder to prevent Tangun from accidentally killing someone.

Akutagawa was originally physically weak, if it wasn't for Tangun who asked him to keep his consciousness to be scolded, it is estimated that the first slap would have concussed him.

But even if I'm not dizzy now... probably my mind is buzzing.

The leader Zai looked at Akutagawa.

Ah, dizzy.

Tangun patted the ashes on his body, looked at Akutagawa who was knocked unconscious by him, "What about this guy?"

The leader Zai just wanted to say, "Let's go." He neither intended to teach Akutagawa nor offend the boss. The only choice was to let go, when Tangun hooked his hands at him: "Where are the handcuffs? I know you've been You want to handcuff me." Just like in the aquarium before.

Wu Jingzai looked at the leader Zai with perverted eyes.

The leader's sense of slaughter?Feeling that something interesting was about to happen, he happily handed the handcuffs to Tangun.

Tangun handcuffed Akutagawa, then picked him up with one hand, "Take the spoils and go home!"

Hei Shizai: "...Pfft."

Writer Zai Xiaopao walked up to Tangun: "Tangun, are you tomorrow? You will definitely regret it after sobering up." He knew Tangun refused to get involved?These messy things.

"No way." Tangun muttered, "I'm not that drunk."

Writer Jae stroked Tangun's forehead: "...I think you're drunk."

Butei Jae cheered: "Tangun, I am also your trophy, and I will go back with you tonight! Just share half of your bed with me."

"I told you, get out!" The Dazai once again said in unison.

The author has something to say: Small Theater—— Butai Zai: You don’t dislike Akutagawa, but my leader Zai: Compared with sticky mackerel, dogs are more pleasing to the eye.

Hei Shizai: I agree.

Miss Zhizi: Non-Zaike creatures are not threatening.

Writer Zai: ... I knew it.

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Chapter 219 Tangun didn't know why he brought Akutagawa, anyway, that's what he did.

"...Welcome back, Tan, today is another day for Anwu to stay alone in the empty boudoir, lonely and cold." Anwu sighed, "Seriously, if you feel lonely, then go out more often." Tan Jun is deeply aware of the dangers of staying at home and doing nothing.

"There are too many cars in this era, I'm afraid." The writer Ango sat down on the stairs, and then suddenly noticed the person Tangun was carrying, "Who is this...Mr. Akutagawa?" Ango looked at the criminal with the eyes Looking at Tangun: "Tan, you can't knock Dazai back just because he's a fan of Akutagawa. Do you spoil him too much?"

"Akutagawa is annoying, so I brought him back." Tangun put Akutagawa on the ground.

"It turned out to be a tragedy caused by jealousy?!" An Wu said with wide eyes in shock.

Tangun: "..."

"Although this is Ryunosuke Akutagawa, I have absolutely no way of liking him, even Mr. Mori in this world..." the writer Zai squatted on the sofa covering his face, "Why do people I admire It's turned into something weird and the world is so unfriendly."

"Oh, this Ango, we meet again." Wu Zhenzai waved hello.

Writer An Wu stared at Wu Zhenzai: "...there are too many dazai in the family, and suddenly there is one more dazai that I haven't been able to find yet."

"Tan, the Dazai outside can't pick them up casually."

"That's right! The Dazai outside doesn't know what kind of weird bacteria it is carrying." Miss Zhizi hugged Tangun, like a wife who persuaded her husband not to pick wild flowers, "The Dazai at home is reassuring~" "I think I should be the only one who can make people feel at ease." The leader Zai was not to be outdone.

"Actually, I came back with Tangun." Butengzai covered his mouth with his hands, his eyes were full of tears, and his movements were twitchy, "I am a homeless Dazai, and I need Tangun to take me in. If Don't let me sleep in Tangun's bed, but give me a cardboard box."

Hei Shizai looked at Wuzhenzai with disdain: "I think you are suitable to sleep in non-recyclable trash bins. Cardboard boxes, which can be reused, should not be wasted on you."

"And you, don't follow us back casually." Miss Zhizi hugged Tangun's arm tightly, and her whole body stuck to Tangun's body, "Like some disgusting stalker."

Buteizai ignored his loathing for himself: "Tangun, there is a pitiful black cat begging for shelter~ meow~" Zaimiao stretched out his paw and scratched at Buteizai's pants frantically.

Cats are not as big and ugly as you, meow!

Tangun's eyes gradually blurred.

"...then stay here," the frenzied black cat collector whispered.

The domestic black cat stared at him for a while, then snorted unanimously, and then walked away from Tangun at the same time.

Butekun Jae cheered and threw himself on Tangun to stick it.

Ango: "..."

Why is this scene so similar to the shit-shoveling officer who brought a new cat to the house and was rejected by all the cats in the house, while the new cat who was brought in was stuck close to the shit-shoveling officer.

Tangun suddenly felt the pain of being rejected by Mao Mao.

Although the newly brought cat was still clingy, Tangun, who was sucked by black cats on weekdays, felt a strong discomfort.

The writer Jae, who was sitting on the sofa, hugged his knees and said to Tangun with disgust, "Scumbag."

"I'm very hurt when you say I'm a scumbag..." The hurt is not very hurtful, but the insult is extremely strong.

Writer An Wu: "Pfft." Being called a scumbag by a scumbag...

"You are not dueling with me at all! Didn't I say not to rely on Mr. Dazai?!"

A voice interrupted suddenly.

Ango: "...It really doesn't look like Mr. Akutagawa."

"I and Dazai are one, why not count?" Tangun just finished speaking, the black cat with a red scarf around his neck jumped on Tangun, and began to cling to Tangun.

Akutagawa's expression became fierce.

"Yes yes ~ we are one! Tangun, we will also be integrated tonight~" the leader Jae put his arms around Tangun's neck and began to kiss, "Tangun will always say things that move me."

Akutagawa's eyes became bloodshot.

"The guy who just got away from Tangun is not qualified to say that~" Butei turned his back on the guest.

Akutagawa's eyes turned completely blood red.

"What, Tangun didn't even give you a ring, what are you?" The leader Jae raised his hand showing off the ring on his finger, "I have a lot of rings like this~" Akutagawa's eyes quickened. Started to bleed out.

Zai Miao passed by, sat on the ground, and pulled the bow tie on his chest with his paws. There was a ring hidden under the fluffy white chest hair.

"You don't know what to do, you don't even let Mr. Cat Dazai go! How insane!" Akutagawa kicked his feet wildly.

A hand pressed down on Akutagawa's head from above.

"The ability is forbidden."

The writer Zai, who was holding Akutagawa's head with his hand, closed his eyes and hypnotized himself: "It's Mr. Akutagawa's... a meal replacement for Mr. Akutagawa... It can't be replaced! Is there any other way to make him use his abilities? I don't want to Got in touch with him!"

Akutagawa: "..."

Tangun: "...It seems that there is no need, he is out of breath."

Wu Jingzai sighed: "It's really useless."

"Just strip him of his clothes. Rashomon uses clothes as a medium." Ms. Zhizi said first, "Ah, it's really disappointing to think that what I taught is this kind of stuff."

"By the way, Tangun, what exactly do you want to do?" Hei Sijae asked curiously.

Zai Meow also tilted his head to look at Tangun.

"of course……"

"Tune. Teach him to be a qualified fan." Tangun gave a thumbs up, "He sees