My name is Dazai

It was so pitiful to look up, I wanted to help him. "

Wu Detective Zai turned his head to look at the leader Zai: "When will his wine sober up?"

"I thought he was awake before, but now it seems that he just looked normal before." The leader Zai held his forehead.

Several Dazai looked at the writer Zai at the same time.

Who wants to see Akutagawa being tuned.Teach to be a qualified fan!And you knocked people out before, and now you say you are sorry, what kind of crocodile tears are these!

And Akutagawa... qualified... a fan.

The few Dazai were indeed Dazai, and the images in their minds were synchronized in an instant.

In his mind, Akutagawa was wearing a support shirt with a pink heart on it, saying "I love Mr. Dazai", holding a light stick in his hand, and obediently said in front of Dazai: "Mr. Dazai, my unworthy disciple I'm causing you trouble."

Then he raised his head with a cute smile on his face.

Thinking of this scene, they felt a chill rushing from the soles of their feet to the Tianling Gai, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

absolute!Absolutely absolutely absolutely never!

Wu Zhenzai's face was full of collapse.

Fukuzawa's mother is also good, Guo?Whether Kida's mother, Mori's mother... even Chuya's mother is fine!

But... Mom Akutagawa couldn't accept it!

The writer Zai Hui looked over: "...I don't know, how about knocking him out?"

Then several Dazai looked at the writer Ango who had the highest force value besides Tangun at the same time.

Writer An Wu turned around and ran: "I remembered that I only wrote one line of the manuscript I was scheduled to write today. See you again."

"Clap."

The door is locked.

"Bang."

Something blocked the door.

Writer Ango let out a long sigh of relief.

Just kidding, he has always been pushed to the ground by Tangun in one go.

Dazai is killing him.

Akutagawa again?When I woke up for the first time, I felt cold all over my body, but there was also a stuffy feeling.

Tangun stood in front of him: "I'm sorry, because the ability is forbidden, so I took off your clothes and replaced them with plastic bags."

Akutagawa bowed his head.

He was wearing a black plastic garbage bag.

"How dare you insult me..." Akutagawa roared angrily.

Not having clothes was not only an insult to him, it also made him feel insecure.

"I'm sorry, sorry, about this..." Tangun scratched his head, "Plastic bags and cardboard boxes, I think plastic bags are better? It's also easier to move around."

Before Akutagawa had time to scold, he saw Tangun pointing at him, "So you want to know how to be recognized by Dazai?"

Akutagawa was quiet for a moment, but only for a moment: "Do you think I will believe your nonsense?"

Tangun: "..."

He blinked, and felt that the words "can't be moved" were written all over Akutagawa's body.

"Forget it then." Tangun pushed open the kitchen door, "I'm going to fry some tempura, shall we continue drinking?"

Although Tangun was the one with the most common sense present, it did not mean that he was so restrained in life.

Hangovers were nothing to him.

"Crabs! I want to eat crabs!" Several Dazai said in unison.

The leader Zai stopped, looked at them, and sneered: "Don't forget that Tangun is still my guardian. Only I am worthy of eating crabs, you guys should take it easy."

Buteizai sighed: "It's fine for me to continue drinking, but today I thought Akutagawa could improve a little bit under Tangun's hands..."

It's a pity that such a fun development ended like this...

Akutagawa looked at Tangun with murderous eyes: "Please enlighten me."

The author has something to say: Small theater - Akutagawa: Mr. Dazai's acknowledgment!Dazai-san's confession!Dazai-san's confession!

Tangun: ...Seeing you like this, I suddenly want to persuade you to give up.

Akutagawa: Are you kidding me?I just want to beat you to become Mr. Dazai's most admired person.

Leader Zai: It is impossible to surpass.

Writer Zai: Why don't you reflect on how you made me unable to even make you a meal replacement.

I can't find the feeling a little bit.

Well, the next chapter will be more about Xuenvtan ~ Sure enough, I feel particularly happy in the group.

I came up with a few more episodes.

Custom boyfriend robot Tan.

Police Tan who never fails to arrest Hei Si-jae.

Try to get the priest to kill the fallen witch Tan.

The plural of Dazai Heaven (?) where only n Tanguns are slaughtered.

I saw in the comments before that someone wanted to see Tan as someone else's supernatural body... Well, I actually have a brain for this, but I probably can't abuse it (damn).The holder of the supernatural power - Fumi, Tangun's own daughter.It's probably a story where I regard you as a friend, but you want to cheat on my dad.The ability is called "Father's Edge, My Study Room" (a book written by Tan Fumi three times).In fact, I originally wanted to use "The Man in the Fire House" (Tan Fumi is an actor, and she played the role of the protagonist's mother in it. This book is a semi-autobiographical novel, and the protagonist's prototype is San Santan).

After looking at it, I found that most of these new ideas were not directed at the knife... As a knife addict, I cried bitterly.

I want a brain hole that can make me eat knives.

The ability to be able to be so sharp has been twisted into sweetness by me...

Boom.

Even if I am a firm HE ending, I still want to use a knife in the process!

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