My name is Dazai

"Good morning, hubby." Tangun knelt down beside Dazai, "Breakfast is ready and the water has been put away. Do you want to eat first or take a bath first?"

"Eat you first." Dazai said with a spoonful of his mouth.

Tangun: "... Let's eat first? That's fine."

"It's boring to be so serious..." Dazai rolled over and freed himself from the blanket.

Tangun tilted his head and smiled: "Good."

Waiting for Dazai to finish his meal and take a shower, what he saw was Tangun sitting on the ice coffin of his corpse.

"Ma'am" Dazai called out.

"I asked Yin to close the ice coffin, and the temperature of the air conditioner in the room was turned up." Tangun opened the coffin, "Actually, I want to take my body back, but I think it's better if you're here, it seems that you care about me." corpse."

After opening the lid, the cold air hits the face.

Dazai looked at the pale corpse, and couldn't help touching the neck of the corpse: "Tangun, do you still remember what happened before you died?"

"I don't remember." Tangun saw Dazai's dazed look, and hugged him.

Dazai put his hands on Tangun's neck: "Did you think of anything?" Tangun smiled: "What, I didn't feel it at all... But Dazai, your hands are still cold, and you will put on your coat in a while. "

Dazai sighed, could it be that stimulating Tangun's memory in this way is useless.

"I put away my corpse" Tangun asked, letting go of Dazai.

"Take it." Dazai sat down in his seat and pondered.

"By the way, you didn't do anything weird to my corpse, did you?" Tangun asked seemingly casually.

"Does it count if you read it inside and out?" Dazai asked back.

Tangun: "...Forget it."

"It's just an autopsy." Dazai watched as Tangun's hand touched the corpse, and the corpse turned into snow.

"You don't seem to be very interested." Tangun walked up to Dazai, "Don't worry about how I died, I don't even care..."

"It's impossible for me not to care." Dazai turned on his computer, tapped the keyboard, and said angrily, "When I think of someone hurting Tangun and killing Tangun, I can't help but feel angry."

As he spoke, his voice sank, and the highlights in his eyes disappeared.

"Are you so angry?" Tangun seemed to want to sit on Dazai's lap, but stopped again, fearing that his body temperature would freeze Dazai, but Dazai hugged him into his arms and buried his face in his arms. On Tangun's shoulder, it seemed to be inhaling Tangun to calm down.

"When I think of Madam struggling in a place I can't see... I just... I just..." Dazai's voice trembled.

Tangun looked down at Dazai: "But Dazai...my expression is not painful. I should not feel the pain of death."

Tangun had reason to suspect that he had actually committed suicide.

His body...actually tends to be thin and thin, and he looks like a person who has been ill for a long time.

With such pain, he probably wanted to end his long illness.

then……

Ask someone to kill him.

So he has no hatred, nor does he want revenge.

Because that's what he craves.

It is normal that no one knows how he died because assisted suicide is illegal in this country.

However, Tangun had no intention of telling Dazai about this idea.

He was a little embarrassed.

own vulnerability.

own powerlessness.

own weakness.

Tangun didn't want to show this side to the person he liked.

Wanting to die because of illness... Tangun doesn't like this kind of person.He despises himself.

He would never want to expose a side he didn't like himself.

"I'll find out." Dazai hugged Tangun and said.

Tangun's heartbeat quickened.

I don't know whether it is because he is afraid that Dazai will expose his unsightly side or because he is excited that someone will not want him to suffer a little grievance.

The door was knocked.

Yin walked in, holding a box in her hand: "Chief, I have already adjusted the size of the ring for you."

The adjustment of the ring is not that simple, but the leader of the port mafia who asked for it, then?Coupled with the help of supernatural beings, this naturally became an extremely fast thing.

Dazai didn't give Gin an order to adjust the ring, but a qualified secretary doesn't only do it when he gives orders.

So last night when she was giving Tangun family planning supplies, she took the ring away to adjust the size.

Dazai took the box, opened it, took out the ring inside and put it on for Tangun: "Ah, this time is just right."

He also wears a ring on his own hand, which is obviously the counterpart of Tangun's.

"Madam is so beautiful." Dazai praised from the bottom of his heart.

"Really?" Tangun shyly put away his hands.

Yin felt that she had eaten a mouthful of dog food, and she suddenly noticed that there was no one in the ice coffin next to her, and she looked at Dazai with some surprise.

"Is it still available Ma'am?

That thing cools really well. Dazai poked Tangun and pointed at the ice coffin.

"No, actually a refrigerator is enough, and I'm not that greedy for cold." Tangun refused, "A small refrigerator is enough."

Dazai: "...Huh?"

When the refrigerator was brought in to cool down for a while, Dazai looked at Tangun with some doubts: "You can't fit it in?"

Tangun opened the refrigerator, and after a while he got in, and then a fluffy paw hooked the refrigerator and closed it.

Dazai was stunned for a moment: "Cat?"

"Meow..." Tangun lay down in the refrigerator and yawned lazily, "What's the matter, do you like rabbits or foxes or birds? The Snow Maiden I know prefers to be rabbits..."

"Let me touch it..." Dazai stretched out his hand impatiently.

"Wait a minute, do you like me or cats!" Seeing Dazai's eager look, Tangun suddenly became jealous.

Dazai looked at Tangun in the refrigerator and refused to touch him, and said, "But it's all Tangun. The fluffy Tangun has become cute~ Of course, the human form is beautiful, but different forms have different styles. "

"It's the same as I turned into someone else, but you can't wait to touch it..." Tangun pressed the back of Dazai's hand dissatisfied, and refused Dazai very much.

Xue Nu's jealousy can be said to be super strong.

Dazai reached out his other hand and tried to touch Tangun.

Snowflakes.

"Wang!"

The white puppy let out an angry cry, sticking out its tongue out of Dazai's anger.

Dazai: "..."

He withdrew his hand and closed the refrigerator door, covering his face.

He shouldn't have told Tangun last night that he hated dogs.

Why is jealousy so strong!

Dazai snorted forcefully.

He naively decided to make trouble.

He still doesn't believe that he can't record cats anymore.

Tangun turned back into a cat in the refrigerator.

The refrigerator is not big, and the cat, a soft creature that can be shaped into various concave shapes, is convenient for him to sleep.

Tangun was actually not sleepy, it didn't matter if Yuki Nu slept or not, it was just that he was bored in the refrigerator and he could only sleep.

When Tangun woke up, he opened the refrigerator door with his paw, and then walked out of the refrigerator. Before he could turn back into a human, he saw a cat lying on Dazai's lap.

Big white cat with blue eyes.

Tangun: "..."

"I'm under a lot of pressure at work, so I want to touch something fluffy. If my wife lets me pet it, I'll give this cat away..." Before Dazai could finish his sentence, he saw the cat that had turned into Snow Maiden paw Scratching the white cat on his leg.

For a moment, the hairs of the kung fu cat flew around.

A white cat scratches and bites another white cat.

"Meow ow ow ow ow!"

"Ugh..."

Obviously, it was Tangun who had the upper hand.

Dazai choked on the cat fur.

Tangun then changed back into human form, grabbed the cat by the scruff of the neck, and threw the cat out the door.He poked his head and looked at the guard at the door: "Hey, bring me a black cat. The kind of black cat with a little curly hair."

Isn't it just raising cats?Who wouldn't know that the white cat was turning around at the door, trying to squeeze in, but he was a little scared of the person with long white hair in front of him.

It made a pitiful "meow" sound.

Dazai was lying on the table, also wanting to make super wronged meows.

It’s okay if he’s wrong. The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai: Create a Shura field for yourself... Such a stupid operation is definitely not made by me.

Tangun: You can touch me in any way you like in human form, but you must not like the animal I transformed into. So from now on I will only transform into a dog.

Dazai (covering his face and crying bitterly): Ma'am, you are a jealous woman.

Fukuzawa Yukichi: Can't touch the cat?This time you are like me.

Dazai: ...Retribution?

#A Tangun who is not only a bit sick but also jealous#

Tangun doesn't like people who kill themselves because of illness (three times Tangun admires his first wife's strength in struggling with illness).

But in fact, he may not hate it, after all, he likes Dazai so much, maybe he is also attracted by his decadent and self-defeating side.

I think most people want to read it, so write it.

Briefly (?) tell me why you want to write this question.

This world is so suitable, I thought of this character design in the group before.I feel a little uncomfortable not to release it, but I feel that it disturbs the world of Dazai and Tan too much - neither of them is interested in children, and I don't think love must have children to represent a happy ending. The same-sex love is too unfair and prejudiced. I am thinking about whether it is not respectful.That's why I've had this idea for a long time, but never asked this question.

Even a male mother like Tan is not a person who will be responsible for her children. Dazai even thought of throwing it away at the beginning. The cubs will not have much ink, and the way of growth is abnormal. There will only be a chapter or two of characters like sister Tan. , and this world will appear.

As for intervening in the two-person world, I thought about it carefully... In terms of favor, no one can compete with Dazai, but it is suitable for Dazai and Tangun to leave the port mafia and go directly to travel.I also don't want a third party to intervene in the relationship between Tangun and Dazai. After all, what these two people are after is not a family relationship—it doesn't matter if love turns into a family relationship, it is a love that will not burn out.After all, the two people in my setting are romantics, and they have a dismissive attitude towards the real world.

Don’t worry if you don’t like it, it will appear at the end of the mix line. If you don’t like it, I will warn you in advance and just skip it. Even if you don’t watch it, it won’t affect the integrity of the ending.

It's entirely because I was curious and imagined what Dazai and Tan would look like if they had children, and then I was reluctant to let that person imagine that I wanted to take it out for a while, and I wanted to play with some stalks, so I wanted to write it out.

Only the characters that appear in the mix line, let's take a look at the limited commemorative models of Dazai and Dan combined in childhood.Dazai and Tangun would never take the initiative to have a child, so this child was actually thrown over by the snow girls on their own initiative (by the prejudice of the monsters), not the biological child of either of them.

Hope not to be hated.

It is a blue-eyed cat with white curly hair.

Mi, I want to comment on Mi "head rubbing.gif"