My name is Dazai

The little black cat in Tangun's hand licked his ass, looked up at Tangun and even meowed in favor.

Dazai was holding a heating pad beside him. Has the heating pad melted?Opened a white cat.

That white cat was a very friendly one, and it screamed miserably after being dragged out by Tangun.Tangun was not some cold-blooded and heartless Snow Maiden, he finally let out a sigh and put the cat back.

"I said, you stinky cat, don't act like a spoiled child in front of other people's wives." Dazai stretched out his hand to grab the black cat, "Don't cats like warm places? My wife's hands are definitely not warm, right? "

"It can't be helped, the black cat seems to like me." Tangun scratched the black cat's stomach.

"Meow." Another meow sounded.

Tangun looked over.

Dazai lay on the table, clenched one hand into a fist, and waved it around his ear. He looked up at Tangun pitifully, pouted his mouth, and yelled again in grievance.

Tangun was attracted.

He put the black cat on top of the white cat.

The black cat was licked, then looked up at the white cat, and began to lick the white cat, while the white cat sniffed the black cat, and the two cats started licking each other.

…Why does Dazai, who looks so sticky, move his eyes away in disgust, then sniff Tangun’s body, and secretly lick Tangun’s earlobe.

The big black cat licked the big white cat.

Tangun was tickled by the lick, and shrank his neck.

Although it was secretly licked, he was not without touch.

"Ma'am, I'm going to a meeting later, can you go with me?" Dazai was reluctant to put Tangun in another place.

"Yeah." Tangun was no longer angry.

How can a person become childish so easily when he is with Dazai?

"Madam is so cute~" Dazai hugged Tangun and rubbed back and forth on the throne.

There are not a few members of the port mafia who are single, and they dare not speak out when they are fed a mouthful of dog food by the leader.

Zhongyuan Zhong also clenched his hands into fists and pressed them on the table. After holding back for a long time, he finally couldn't hold back and said, "What do you want to say, the leader?"

Dazai released Tangun and let Tangun sit on his lap, while he looked at his subordinates and smiled, "There is one thing..."

His voice was drawn out very long, as if something important was about to be announced, Atsushi Nakajima couldn't help but sit up straight, and leaned forward to look at Dazai.

Zhong Yuan raised an eyebrow and made a raw voice of "ha".

"I've been thinking about this for a long time..." Dazai continued.

Nakahara also knew how doggy Dazai was, so he decisively interrupted Dazai's speech: "Do you want to buy new clothes for your wife?"

This guy Dazai can do such a thing.

And because of this kind of thing, it is entirely possible to summon all the top leaders of the port mafia.

He is such a jerk.

Zhong Yuanzhong also found the familiar itching feeling at the root of his teeth again.

Before Dazai saw the corpse, he seemed to be dead, and his work became more reliable.

But after this woman appeared, the whole person seemed to be unreliable again, but there was a little light in her eyes again.

Maybe it's a good thing and I can't help but think about it.

After all, Dazai's dead silence before seemed like he would not be able to think about shooting himself at any time.

He wasn't worried about Dazai's condition.

He was just worried about what Dazai would get if he knew he couldn't think of committing suicide before he killed him.

Besides, it's too boring to kill people who have no desire to survive. Zhong Yuanzhong also found an excuse for himself.

"Well, if the leader's wife wears a JK skirt, would it be better to wear a long or short skirt?" Dazai asked seriously.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Atsushi Nakajima: "..."

Quan Jinghua: "..."

Guangjin Liulang: "..." He seems to have seen the shadow of the former leader, what should he do?

Dazai looked around, but no one seemed to speak: "By the way, Xiaoyin, let's start with you, shall we?"

Yin was silent for a moment, and talk to her, a person who has never been to school and is all self-taught?

But it's not impossible to say: "Now female high school students will fold their skirts up into short skirts, but in fact the regulation is [-] centimeters below the knee."

"I heard that those who don't fold their skirts are school bullies." Yin said what he saw in TV dramas.

It was the first time for Zhongyuan Zhongye to hear about this matter, and he couldn't help pricking up his ears, and then he quickly came back to his senses: "Wait, are you really trying to say this?!"

What Nakahara Chuya said before was purely to stab Dazai, not really empathetic!

"Choose a skirt and talk about it behind closed doors!"

"So I can't show off how cute my wife is?" Dazai muttered, "By the way, Silver, is the skirt here?"

The almighty secretary Yin took out a sailor suit: "The wife of the leader is tall, so we made it ourselves."

Tangun: "..." Wait, you are actually asking seriously "How do you know my size?" Tangun couldn't help asking.

Dazai smiled: "How could I not know? I know all about Tangun's size~" "Pornographic accents are prohibited." Disciplinary committee Nakahara Naka also felt his ears were irritating.

"Madam, let's try it out and see if the hem of the skirt should be longer or shorter." Dazai patted Tangun's buttocks and said.

Tangun looked at the white dress-style sailor uniform: "Are you the type who likes high school girls?"

But he did not refuse the skirt.

As a snow girl, he has lost the shame of dressing up as a woman.

"No, I like playing taboo." Dazai gave a thumbs up.

Tangun: "...perverted."

Zhong Yuanzhong also nodded in agreement.

The meeting went in a strange direction.

They drove for more than half an hour with only Dazai seriously discussing the length of the skirt.

"White lace suspenders would be nice too. When the wind blows, you can see the white lace and suspenders...Damn it, such a lady doesn't want to show it to others." Dazai lifted Tangun's skirt slightly to the knee a little above.

Quan Jinghua showed a speechless expression.

Atsushi Nakajima couldn't hold back his complaints, and said softly: "Mr. Dazai is really..." A standard old-fashioned criticism.

Tangun covered his skirt.

Although he lost the sense of shame in women's clothing, he couldn't stand Dazai asking him to show the dress in front of others.

Tangun's hair is tied up now, and everyone has seen how skillful their leader is.

The long white hair was tied behind the head, and then a special braid was made to fix the hair.

It is a shape that ordinary men cannot do...

No, even girls with a little less skill can't do it.However, Dazai took a few glances at the computer, then took out the debit card from his hair and handed it to Tangun.

After all, every hair can be combed carefully and braided evenly and smoothly, which is not something ordinary people can do.

Tangun's current appearance is only 17 years old, and he really looks like a high school girl in a sailor suit skirt.

"It's so beautiful..." Dazai touched the back of Tangun's hand, and took out a document, "Madam, please sign it?"

The document says "marriage class".

On the name column, Tangun's name is "Dan Xiumi".

Tangun: "..." For a moment I didn't know whether to sign or not.

And Dazai's column says the name "Shuji Tsushima".

Well, the case is solved, he knows why Dazai chose the name "Xiumei".

Tangun signed his name silently.

"Yeah." Dazai picked up the marriage certificate happily, "There is only one thing to do next."

"Wedding?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.

"No." Dazai covered Tangun's hand with his hand, "Ma'am, let's go play teacher-student relationship."

"Huh?" Before Tangun could answer, he heard Nakahara Chuya's voice suppressing his anger.

"I'm going to be a teacher, and Tangun is a student, and I'm in Seagull Academy." Dazai put Tangun in his arms, "What a wonderful honeymoon trip" "Bastard leader, what about the port mafia? What honeymoon is not a honeymoon, You simply don't want to be responsible, scumbag!" Nakahara Chuya scolded angrily.

He no longer cared about the etiquette to the leader: "And you should know how many people want to kill you, right?"

"Your leader's wife is very strong." Dazai hugged Tangun tightly.

Dazai really wanted to play, but with Tangun around, he wouldn't put himself in danger.Since he did this, he was definitely prepared.

He talked with Kotoko Iwanaga this morning, and he knew Tangun's great reputation among the snow girls.

Dazai is not worried that he will be assassinated by others in Seagull Academy.

It is absolutely unwise to start a war in the school. If large-scale attacks cannot be achieved, the next steps will be assassination and poisoning.

This kind of Dazai won't be worried.He could tell right away that something was wrong.

Moreover, monsters and weirdness are the kind with a strong sense of territory.

Unruly people who break into the academy will probably be dealt with first by Weird.

Instead, what Dazai needs to worry about is whether he will be involved in weird incidents.

According to Iwanaga Kotoko's information, the weird form and ability are even more grotesque. Although he claims to be not strong enough, he can often do things that monsters cannot.

Dazai wanted to find out many things.

The first is Tangun's death.

The time, place and murderer of his death.

Then there is the rumored truth about Tangun as a snow woman.

If Tangun's rumors were not clear, he would have no way to avoid things that might hurt Tangun.

Dazai didn't want to leave this kind of matter to others, and he didn't think that it could be solved by others.

"As for the unstable elements in the port mafia..." Dazai put his face on Tangun's shoulder, showing a cold smile, "Give the bugs a chance to show up, so they can strangle them to death, right?"

"By the way, Dazai, which subject do you want to be a teacher?" Tangun asked curiously, "Chinese?"

He just felt that Dazai had a bit of a literary temperament.

Tangun couldn't help but imagine Dazai sitting at the table quietly looking at the picture of the poetry collection. The sun shone on Dazai's slightly brown hair, gilding his hair with a layer of gold. Tea.

"Health care and sports." Dazai said solemnly in a suit and leather shoes.

Tangun blinked stiffly: "What?"

The beautiful picture in the fantasy was instantly shattered.

"Health and sports." Dazai sticks out his tongue and blinks his eyes. Dazai, who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic and will always choose the worst option, appears, "I want to give my wife extracurricular tutoring on health and sports. If there is any discomfort or want to lose weight You can come to the infirmary anytime after class to find me... Oh, yes, extra-curricular tutoring is also available~ I will definitely teach my wife well~Hold my hand!"

Nakahara picked up the stool, as if he was about to give Dazai a scalp treatment.

Others do health and physical education and teach physical education courses, but Dazai, what can he do with his physical strength, is definitely for the wrong content of the health and physical education courses!

He is going to smash this shameful leader to death today.

Is he sorry for this low birth rate?Our society has released this scourge of scum!

Can he have a serious option in his mind?

The author has something to say: ps1: Japanese health and physical education classes are inclusive.educate.

ps2: It is said that the age of marriage in Japan has changed, but this article uses 16 years old to legally marry.It is said that Japan actually prohibits teacher-student romance.

Small Theater——Dazai: Madam, do you need extracurricular tutoring?

Tangun: No.

Dazai: Okay, I'll ask again in an hour.

Tangun: ...I refused even when I was a child.

Dazai: Really, madam, you bad boy who hates studying.

Tangun: ...I would have agreed if you hadn't given me extra-curricular tutoring two hours ago.

When discussing Dazai's subjects in the group before, I was complained that health and sports are too unreasonable...

I think so, but I still feel that this guy Dazai can't give serious options, and he will not be motivated to teach other classes.

If you are a troublemaker, you want to play exciting.

Meow~Miwu~ "Today I picked up the big white cat and the little black cat to show off their cuteness and ask for comments"

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