My name is Dazai

"Ah, the stars are falling from the sky!" A cry of surprise resounded, "The radish has grown legs and is floating in the sky!"

Hearing the words that the radish has grown legs, Yaxun Ningning immediately angrily hit Hanako-kun.

She has been ridiculed for having radish legs, so she is quite sensitive to this sentence.

"Who is the radish leg!" she shouted.

"There is such a big radish!" Hanako-kun followed the voice and looked at Yaxun Ningning, his face turned pale with shock, and his voice became louder.

"Go to hell!" Baxun Ningning waved her fist, she couldn't find out if Hanako-kun was joking, after all, Hanako-kun was usually so out of tune, now it's really strange that she couldn't find anything for a while sense of violation.

Tangun: "..."

He turned his head to look at Dazai: "What did you do?" "Mixed a little bit of poisonous mushroom." Dazai made a small slit with his hand, "Only in that ghost's donut."

It’s not that I feel sorry for Tangun because I didn’t feed it to Tangun. To Dazai, eating a poisonous mushroom is nothing at all, but if you put something in a donut and let Tangun eat it, he will probably be able to tell something is wrong at the first bite Come.

So he did this entirely out of fear that Tangun felt something was wrong to stop the ghost from eating it.

Tangun looked at Hanako-kun, then at Dazai who was showing off his poisonous mushroom, and picked up Dazai: "You guys are here to provoke the seven incredible bosses, don't you want to go out?"

The black cat was suddenly grabbed by the top of the skin, still holding the mushroom in its hand: "I just played for a while, who would have thought that ghosts would actually be tricked? Even though they are all ghosts, they can still eat and be poisoned. "

Tangun paused for a moment, and put Dazai across his shoulders.

"Goodbye, Teacher Tulong!" Tangun greeted and ran away at a high speed.

With a guilty conscience, even if he happened to meet the earth cage, he had no intention of asking any questions at all.

The earth cage held the pipe in his hand, and stared at Tangun who was running away with a pair of dead fish eyes.

How many times have I told this guy not to run in the corridor again, has this matter entered my mind?ah!

"Sure enough, did you do something wrong?" Fox said.

"Ma'am, carrying me like this will make me feel like I'm a corpse that has lost the ability to move." Dazai was picked up by Tangun as if he was carrying rice.

Tangun's hand flicked through the air, killing a man who tried to ambush him.

Dazai's disqualification in the human world cannot completely eliminate his demon power, so even if Tangun has physical contact with Dazai, it will not affect his ability at all.

But disqualification in the world is not completely useless when facing monsters.

Dazai can see things that ordinary people should not see.If youkai don't show up on purpose, humans generally won't see youkai, but Dazai can see it.

And when Dazai knocked on Hanako-kun's toilet door, Hanako didn't necessarily want to respond to him, but he was pulled out abruptly.

Tangun put Dazai down, and picked him up with one hand on his buttocks.

Dazai exclaimed: "Madam feels super safe!"

Then he leaned into Tangun's ear and said, "Just the height? Not enough."

With a flick of his hand, Tangun took the lead in killing the sniper.

The place where they live now is an apartment not far from the school.

Neither Dazai nor Tangun took the key, so the two chose to pick the lock to enter?enter.

As soon as the door opened, two cats meowed over.

"Dabai, Xiaohei, good evening... wait, have you finished eating the cat food?" Tangun hung his coat on the hook.

The two of them brought both of these cats.

Dazai covered his face, Tangun is fine everywhere, but his naming ability is really appalling.

Dabai dragged his food bowl over, and the cat food inside was all empty.

The big white cat eats a lot, but the little black cat does not.

Tangun noticed that the cat snacks in the cat food were all empty, but the cat food was left willfully.

Tangun glanced at the contents of the room.

He and Dazai had just moved in, the port mafia was rich and powerful, and everything was new, but now a lot of things were war-damaged versions.

"Who did it?" Tangun asked.

Dabai quickly glanced at Xiaohei, Xiaohei was licking his hair nonchalantly, Dabai leaned close to Tangun's leg, rubbed it flatteringly, trying to pass the test for Xiaoheimeng.

Tangun grabbed Hei and picked him up.

The little black cat looked at Tangun calmly with iris-colored eyes, and even tilted its head and meowed. Seeing that Tangun didn't seem to respond, it stretched out its white-gloved paw to touch Tangun's hand.

"Ma'am, this kind of picky cat should be locked up and taught a lesson!" Dazai seemed to have a high regard for this cat and him?The similar cat has great malice, "You see, you are in trouble! If you don't teach it well, it will be difficult to teach it later."

"Cats that cause trouble have to be taught a lesson?" Tangun's gaze shifted to Dazai.

Dazai groaned, feeling that something was wrong, and prepared to slip away: "But this is your cat, madam, I don't know much..."

Dazai's ankles were entangled by ice chains, and he fell to the ground with a snap.

Tangun put Xiao Hei on the ground, knelt on the floor himself, and stroked Dazai's leg upwards with his hand: "What makes you think that the matter of you intentionally scaring me in the library is over?" Dazai's face There was a look of struggle and excitement on his face: "Husband, madam... what do you want to do?" "Is the little white bird fun?" Tangun turned Dazai over and pressed his hands to the ground.

"so cute……"

Dazai's wrists were pinned to the ground.

Although this is a lock, there is no other way to unlock it except for brute force cracking.

Even Dazai couldn't break free.

Tangun smiled, and took out a brand new box from the side cabinet: "I seem to have found some strange props when I was packing last night."

5 minutes later——"Woo... Ma'am, I was wrong... Please close the thing..." Dazai sobbed softly, "Well, I feel so bad..."

The little white bird gleefully jumped around beside Dazai, and from time to time jumped to Dazai's face and stuck out its tongue.

Dazai couldn't reach Shiratori, let alone do anything weird.

Tangun was cutting meat and making cat food for the cat, his eyes were not on Dazai at all.Or it is enough to have a little white bird watching Dazai.

After all, it was Tangun's share.Although making the little white bird so lively would consume a lot of physical strength and energy, but being able to toss Dazai felt that the physical strength and energy consumption were worth it.

If Dazai was playing with props by himself, he dared to say that he would never react, but when he thought that the little white bird was actually Tangun, he immediately became excited and sensitive.

"Tangun, come and hug me~" Dazai struggled a bit, feeling his body itching even more, he moaned in his throat.Before Yin could spit it out, his eyes suddenly went blank for a moment.

It is very happy to be able to be with Tangun. It would be even better if Tangun didn't stop him from releasing because of his kidney deficiency these few times.

It is tragic to say that he has not been released at all these few times, and this time is actually the first time.

Dazai was stunned for a moment, then turned his head to the side and sobbed in a low voice.

His hair covered most of his face.

The little white bird that was jumping happily stopped.

Tangun, who was cutting meat in the kitchen, also stopped.

The little white bird tilted its head and looked at Dazai: "Chirp?"

Dazai's voice gradually lowered.

The little white bird anxiously leaned close to Dazai's face, pushing Dazai's bangs away with his head.

Dazai opened his mouth suddenly, and swallowed the little white bird into his mouth.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaa!"

The little white bird and Tangun screamed at the same time.

Dazai had the experience of last time, spit out the little white bird quickly to prevent the little white bird from disappearing, but he still licked it with a lot of interest.

The sound of the kitchen knife falling to the ground suddenly sounded.

In the kitchen, Tangun supported the countertop, his eyes were in a trance, and there was a slight sound of grievance in his throat.

And two cats squatting on one side.

The little black man rolled his eyes in a humane manner.

And Dabai looked shocked.

Humans are so amazing!

The author has something to say: Small Theater—Dabai:! ! ! !

Xiao Hei (suddenly wants to try): ...

Tangun (covering his face): Does it really look like the main character?

Xiao Hei: No, I don't like a guy who ends in 5 minutes.

Dazai: Ma'am, let's have a serious discussion. Is this cat lost?

Meow meow meow~ Do you have any comments? Meow?

Set the flag here, double update tomorrow~