My name is Dazai

Tangun felt that he was doing it to himself.

Putting the little white bird next to Dazai to tease is like teasing a dog with a ham, it is something that will overturn sooner or later.

Why is he so confident?

Moreover, Dazai is full of tricks, and his success is only a matter of time.

Tangun reflected on himself in pain, and then put a plate of crab meat on Dazai's bandage, while he himself sat on Dazai's lap, eating the crab meat with a painful expression on his face.

But the food is different.

Tangun disassembled the crab, revealing the snow-white meat, and bit it off with one bite.

Dazai's eyes straightened: "... Ma'am, you were just so annoying that you shouldn't be teasing me, right? Is it like this? Isn't it?"

Tangun nodded sadly, and then ate another piece of crab: "Dazai, you really understand me."

"Then Tangun, can you tell me what you are doing now?" Dazai was changed to being locked on the bed this time.His hands were trapped by the ice through his sleeves, and he looked like he was at his disposal.

It was too cold on the ground, and Tangun was afraid that this guy with kidney deficiency would get sick.

Although he wanted to punish Dazai, it was definitely not in a way of hurting Dazai.

"... Are you eating human body?" Tangun replied after pondering for a moment.

Dazai: "..." He really found out that Tangun, who is a monster, seems to have a worse personality.

Can we talk about molesting him after feeding him crabmeat?

He was going to starve to death.

"Ma'am, people want to eat too~" Dazai moved his legs a little, and said pitifully, "Don't punish me in this way, use something more intense."

"Then it's not punishment but enjoyment?" Tangun said knowing Dazai very well.

Tangun grabbed a piece of crab meat and lowered his head to approach Dazai.

His hair had fallen down and fell on Dazai's face, and his glasses had been taken off, revealing a pair of beautiful eyes.

Dazai got a little itchy from being rubbed by Tangun's hair.

He raised his head to look at Tangun, and opened his mouth to bite the crab meat.

Tangun was about to jerk back just when Dazai was about to bite.

But just when Tangun was about to twitch back, Dazai suddenly fell back on the bed.

Tangun knew that Dazai had seen through his trick.

Tangun lowered his head slightly.

Dazai still didn't respond.

Tangun tensed his nerves and lowered his head.

Dazai opened his mouth slightly.

Tangun instantly backed away like a cat whose hair has exploded.

Dazai let out a chuckle.

Tangun widened his eyes.

"Ah—" Dazai opened his mouth again, like a chick begging for food.

Tangun held the crab meat in his mouth and continued teasing the cat a little unwillingly.

The black cat suddenly jumped onto Dazai's face, stepped on Dazai's face with its hind paws, the whole cat stood up, snatched the crab meat, then kicked on Dazai's face, and flew away.

Tangun: "..."

Dazai was furious: "Why is this cat as annoying as a dog! No, it is even more annoying than a dog! Madam, lock it up!"

Tangun tilted his head, his shoulders trembled wildly: "This cat really looks like you, my husband."

Xiao Hei stood at the door of the room, smashing the crab meat and making noise.

Especially owed.

Dazai's eyes widened: "Who looks like this black dead cat!"

Then Xiaohei meowed sweetly at Tangun, and happily went to play with Dabai.

But Tangun said to himself, "Next time, tie a red scarf on the cat?"

"Wow." Dazai shouted expressionlessly.

Tangun was full of question marks.

"I'm a dog, absolutely nothing like that dead cat." Dazai barked again.

Tangun: "...is it so hard?"

Dazai snorted.

Dazai succeeded in surpassing Chuya and the dog in the level of dislike of that black cat, and topped the list.

Yukino's body was slightly cold, and Dazai worked hard all night, but in the end he could only warm Tangun's three o'clock position.

Although it was said to be one night, in fact, both of them didn't go to bed at four o'clock.

Youkai have no need for sleep in the first place, but Dazai himself does not sleep much, and the work pressure is high, so it is fine if he does not suffer from insomnia.

Tangun went to prepare meals, while Dazai began to toss about work.

"Husband, does he want to eat seaweed?" Tangun asked suddenly.

Dazai looked back suspiciously.

"It is said that kelp can grow hair." Tangun said, looking at Dazai's hair.

Dazai didn't know what expression he should put on: "...I'm not bald."

"But I see that human beings stay up late, work overtime, and get stressed out." Tangun said this as if he didn't wink.

"How can a handsome man like me be bald?" Dazai stroked his face, "Am I not good-looking?"

"It's beautiful." Tangun muttered.It would be even better if there is no kidney deficiency problem.

Dazai knew what Tangun was thinking just by looking at Tangun's expression, he gritted his teeth hard.

If he had known that Tangun hadn't really died, he wouldn't have worked so hard, and now his health has deteriorated.

Dazai suddenly thought of another question: "If I am bald, will Madam not like me?"

Tangun looked at Dazai silently: "Shall I find you a suitable wig?"

Dazai looked at Tangun as if he was about to pack up and go out: "Wait, I'm not bald!"

"Husband..." Tangun patted Dazai on the head, "I understand."

"It's really not bald!" Dazai lifted his bangs.

Tangun glanced at Dazai's bandage: "Aren't you using the bandage to cover your alopecia areata?"

Dazai jumped angrily: "Ma'am, do you really want me to be bald?!"

Xiao Hei woke up from his sleep and looked at Dazai with contempt.

Hair problems can certainly lead to courtship failure.

Stupid human beings.

Da Bai pushed Xiao Hei's head down, and began to lick his fur.

Don't worry about the issues between shit shovelers.

Xiao Hei was licked by Da Bai on the forehead, and suddenly worried that the top of his head would be bald by Da Bai's lick.

"Pfft, my husband really cares about his appearance." Tangun put his hand in.Get into Dazai's hair, feel his fluffy head.

It feels so good.

"Is Tangun so worried about my baldness?" Dazai started to fuss, "You really care about my appearance? What should I do when I get old? Will Tangun not like me and rush to buy me a wig as soon as I say I'm bald?" ..."

Dazai babbled and complained in bits and pieces.

But he knew that Tangun would never hurt him.

Although the big black cat meowed and complained, its belly was still exposed with confidence.

Tangun's arms were completely occupied by the big black domestic cat, and he knew that Dazai was not so much angry as he was being coquettish.

"I want Tangun to feed me crabs." Dazai asked Tangun to forgive him.

Tangun had a bad feeling.

"The human body is rich." Dazai pretended to wipe away his tears and said, "This can make up for my psychological shadow. My wife only loves my hair and not me, which makes me feel like a lion on the grassland. No one loves my soul, Just loving my overly handsome skin, my soul is alone in this world."

A very important factor for male lions to attract female lions is the mane.

"My wandering soul can find refuge only if Madam apologizes to me with a human body. So... Madam, will you reject me?" Dazai lay on Tangun's chest and looked up at Tangun, his hands covering his chest, like Tangun If you don't agree, he will fall to the ground in the next second.

He clearly called Tangun his wife, but judging from his posture, he looked more like a weak lady.

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai: Now I am a dog, Tangun can become a dog, and we are dogs and men.

Tangun: ... Dazai, haven't you always been a dog?

Dazai: What, no.

Congratulations to everyone who answered correctly!

To some extent, Xiao Hei is roughly equal to Zai Miao.

After all, it is completely according to Zai Miao's setting.

Dabai came according to Tan Miao's setting.

It’s okay to treat their interaction as the daily life of Zaimiao and Tanmei~ Dazai: No wonder I hate this cat so much.

Dabai: So, I was beaten by myself before Tangun: Even if it is yourself, you must be on guard!

Dabai (grievance): I can't beat...

Xiaohei (licking): You and Tangun are both my wives, we must live in harmony. Meow~ Dazai: ...Xiaoyin, help me find out how to make cat meat delicious.Also, both Dabai and Tangun are mine.

Tangun: ...Exactly the same bad virtue.

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