My name is Dazai

"Don't just eat crabs, eat some carbohydrates... What's a weird way to eat it dipped in MSG?" Tangun looked at Dazai, and took a piece of sushi sprinkled with meat floss from his body and stuffed it into Dazai's mouth.

Dazai turned his head: "No, I want to eat by myself."

He pushed Tangun's hand back onto himself.

Tangun felt that the current situation was really too flawed.

Why should he make dishes for Dazai and worry about his unbalanced diet?

Dazai lowered his head and bit into the ball of Tangun's freshly made sushi, his lips touched Tangun's skin.

Tangun's cold skin allowed the temperature of his body not to spoil the taste of the food, so it was a perfectly suitable plate.

"Wait? Wait, Dazai, don't use your mouth directly..." Tangun felt that Dazai was licking the "plate", and his hair was also tickling him.

He tried to grab Dazai's hair at the back of his head and pull him back.

As if Dazai hadn't heard of it, he twisted open a bottle of wine, poured the liquid on the plate, and then sucked gently himself, while he was sucking, he poured the wine slowly.

Not only that, but he licked it twice very childishly.

"Hmm..." Tangun slightly bent his legs.

Hei came out with a whoosh, Dazai took precautions this time, stretched out his hand and grabbed Hei by the back of the neck, shook Hei, and stuffed the cat into the box below.

Dabai rushed to the side of the box, trying to rescue Xiao Hei, but Dazai also grabbed him by the neck and stuffed him into his arms.

But Dazai, who was busy carrying the cat, didn't drink the wine in time.

The wine flowed down Tangun's waist and was absorbed by the sofa, leaving a deeper mark than other places.

"Hmm..." Tangun stretched out his hand in discomfort and wiped the water on his waist, "When did the relationship between these two cats get so good?"

Dazai took a bite of the cherry and saw Tangun's ears bursting red: "Haven't the relationship between these two cats always been very good?"

"Is that so?" Tangun pulled the white cat out of Dazai's arms with one hand, and placed it under his head.

Dabai felt the danger in the world, but as a good cat who was friendly to humans, he didn't try to struggle to get out.

Dazai felt the warmth disappear from his arms.

"Ma'am, I haven't eaten enough yet." Dazai, who didn't intend to entangle Tangun about cats, continued acting coquettishly, "I ate a lot today! From now on, Ma'am, let's put the plate like this~" "I don't want it!" Tangun said After moving a bit, the white cat whined, as if complaining that it was being crushed.

"By the way, I still want to drink some milk." Dazai said while grabbing Tangun's pants.

"What are you doing... Well, I told you I don't want it!"

Dazai had a nasty smile on his face.

His kidney deficiency will not get better for a while, but if Tangun also suffers from kidney deficiency, then there is no place to laugh at him!

Today's Dazai is harming others and benefiting himself.

late.

Obviously he and Dazai got up at four o'clock, and the class didn't start until 08:30, but the two of them were abruptly late.

Speaking of which, he was late yesterday because he was feeding Dazai.

Dazai's?Is it too late to eat, guys?

He shouldn't have fed Dazai next time.

But he thought that Dazai came to school today rubbing his cheeks, and he regained his mental balance.

How can it be possible that the cheeks do not hurt after opening the mouth for more than an hour and nearly two hours?

Tangun felt that he was being sucked in pain.

...why does he have one?Feeling lost again today?

The girl who had already established a good relationship with Tangun looked at Tangun's appearance, and was a little afraid to ask Tangun why he was late.

"...Does your body smell a bit strange?" Hanako-kun floated in the air, looked at Dazai, and twitched her nose.

"It's the continuation of the nightlife, right?" Dazai half-covered his mouth and let out a sigh of relief, "It doesn't seem to have any smell?"

Hanako-kun: "..." He seemed to know something extraordinary

Although it is Ah Piao who drives all day, but I am ashamed to say that Hanako-kun is just a mouthful, and the actual experience is zero.

Just now, I said that Dazai smelled badly because I thought he was not pleasing to the eye and planned to ridicule him, but I didn't expect Dazai to say such a phone call.

"You came to see me because you have something to tell me?" Dazai didn't turn his head, but said to Hanako-kun.

"Didn't you think that I would repay my grievances with kindness?" Hua Zijun picked up his kitchen knife, "I haven't settled with you for poisoning me with poisonous mushrooms yesterday."

No evidence?They act eccentrically and don't need proof.

"Don't worry, I don't think you will do anything to me." Dazai propped his chin with one hand, and spread the other hand, "On the contrary, I am very sure that you will tell me the clue. Let's not talk too much. So what should I do to go back to the past?"

"The basis of the weird existence is rumors. If I kill you and throw you into the women's restroom, it will be wider than the rumors, right?" Hanako-kun swung the knife.

"It was obviously you who asked my wife to make donuts for you yesterday." Dazai looked at Hanako-kun, "Do you think I shouldn't do something? Also, what can you do? After all, it's not a toilet. According to the cliché setting, you should not be able to use your power much outside the toilet."

"Weird is not human, I'm afraid your power is limited to this school, or even limited to the place where your rumors are." Dazai looked at Hanako's expression, "Even a god is full of vigilance against you, right?"

"You're really confident." Hanako-kun was quite unhappy.

He doesn't like Dazai's character, the type he likes is more innocent and simple, not Dazai?Black hearted home?Partner.

"You don't dare to bet." Dazai smiled, "After all, you like Yashiro Ningning."

Hua Zijun paused slightly, but soon he covered up his abnormality: "What does this have to do with her?"

"The love between humans and monsters is a bit bumpy no matter how you look at it. But what I gave you gives you a lot of control." Dazai took out a book with a red cover from his arms, "Even if it is A single page of this book is also very powerful, after all, it is a 'book' that can make wishes come true."

"And the 'one-page book' is the object of the transaction I gave you, right? The content of the transaction is to let the legend of the snow girl spread?"

The more Hanako looked at Dazai, the more she felt it was an eyesore. She was obviously just a human being, why did she feel like he saw through everything.

Obviously he shouldn't have relevant memories, but he just makes people think that he remembers everything.

"Hanako-san, do you dare to bet?" Dazai put the book on his cheek, "You should have used the book, right? It has no influence, the past has changed, Hanako-kun and I have not reached a deal, so there is no such page... Will it collapse now?"

Dazai looked at Hanako-kun with a smile: "I dare not bet on Tangun, so after I know that my encounter with Tangun will be inevitable, I will still ask you how to go back to the past. Then do you dare?" ?Would you bet on that lovely lady?"

Hanako-kun's eyes gradually became in line with his identity: "Shuji Tsushima..."

Dazai smiled, Hanako-kun was just as dangerous as he thought.

People only die once, and the worst thing Hanako-kun can do is to kill him, and Dazai is not afraid of death.

Hanako-kun patted a page on Dazai's chest: "This is for you, go to these places at those times."

"Huh? It's from the library at sixteen o'clock?" Dazai looked at the words that seemed to predict the future, "Sure enough, the limitations of that library are nothing to non-humans?"

"This is the case for the Seven Great Weirds." Hanako-kun folded his arms, this was not a kind explanation, but a warning to Dazai not to make trouble.

"Would it be possible to travel to the past by going to these places?" Dazai noticed those locations, "I feel...it will be a romantic encounter."

"I'm leaving." Hua Zijun floated out from the infirmary, "I don't know if the waves are romantic or not, but you should pay attention to your appearance not to be too abrupt. After all..."

"Senior's former body can't stand the fright."

The author has something to say: Small Theater - Dabai: ...

Black:  …

Dabai: The white-haired shit-shoveler hates me.

Xiao Hei: The curly-haired black dog also hates me, um, this is jealousy.

Tangun: ... Dazai, the cat also thinks you are a dog.

The second update, will there be any comments for others?

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