My name is Dazai

The shit shoveler at home will never know what the well-behaved and docile cat will do when the owner is not at home.

At 25:5 in the morning, the excrement shoveler, who had finished warming up, rushed to the school expecting to be there in 08 minutes to catch up with the 30:[-] class.

At 35:[-], Dabai stretched out his two front paws, stretched his waist, and changed from a lump of cat to a cat.

Dabai walked up to Xiao Hei with graceful steps, stretched out his paw and pushed Xiao Hei.

Xiao Hei raised his head sleepily: "Meow?"

"Meow?" Dabai shouted.

Xiao Hei: "... Meow."

The above dialogues are "go out to play with the shit shoveler behind your back" and "okay".

The two cats started a pleasant journey to the house.

Although Xiao Hei is the one who demolishes the house, Da Bai is the one who sneaks out to play.Dabai not only sneaks out to play by himself, but also encourages Xiaohe to go out together.

At [-]:[-], the two cats managed to open the door and escape.

Doors are not locked.

The port mafia members guarding below did not stop them when they saw the two stray cats. Instead, they thought about whether the leader and his wife threw the two cats out when they were jealous.

But the leader seems to have said that the two cats can go casually.

Xiao Hei followed Da Bai and yawned from time to time.

Stray cats have their territory, Dabai and Xiaohei were stopped by some stray cats before they left.

"Meow ow ow ow!" Several cats yelled at each other for a while, Dabai pounced on him, and the cats flew around, and all the cats ran away with their tails between their legs.

Both Dabai and Xiaohei were stray cats who were picked up.

As for the reason for being picked up, it was in line with the requirements of Dazai and Tangun.

Well-behaved is well-behaved, but fighting is also fierce.

The cat fight took an hour.

Both Dabai and Xiaohei were tired of meowing, and the two cats walked down the street to touch porcelain.

One of the girls who was touched rubbed Dabai's head: "Oh, is the mother bringing the baby out to beg for food? I'll buy you a can."

Dabai meowed a little reluctantly.

What mother and baby?It is a male cat, and Xiao Hei is not a baby, but an adult male cat.

None of the neutered ones.

Xiao Hei was shameless, and let out a sweet and greasy cry: "Meow~" I want delicious cat snacks~ The cat food that Tangun prepared for Xiao Hei and the carefully prepared cat food Xiao Hei is not interested at all, that kind Cat snacks that can catch the cat's appetite are Xiao Hei's favorite.

At eleven o'clock, the two cats had enough to eat and drink, and hung themselves on the tree to bask in the sun.

At 01:30, Xiao Hei jumped onto Da Bai from a high branch: "Meow~" Da Bai, who was startled, relaxed when he saw that it was Xiao Hei.

Two cats go home together.

At two o'clock, the two cats came home dirty. Xiao Hei closed the water valve of the sink, opened the water valve, and put his head on Da Bai's ass.

With a high IQ, Xiao Hei found out the shower gel for cats from the cabinet and squeezed it on himself, then jumped into the sink.

The two cats rubbed against each other, got foam all over their bodies, and finally rinsed them off with hot water, and turned on the pet dryer to dry themselves.

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Tangun and Dazai returned home.

Two clean cats meowed and meowed at Tangun.

Tangun rubbed Xiaohei's head, then stroked Dabai's head: "You're really good."

Dabai and Xiaohei even took the initiative to rub Tangun's palms when their heads were rubbed.

Tangun glanced at the bowl again.

Da Bai ate all the food, Xiao Hei still only ate cat snacks.

Tangun turned to Dazai and said, "Hei is too picky eater, I'm thinking about not feeding the cat snacks next time."

Xiao Hei widened his eyes, folded the ears of the plane, and let out a pitiful meowing sound.

Dazai held the white cat Dabai in his arms and said, "It's useless, Xiao Hei grabs Dabai's food, and Dabai is so stupid that he doesn't know how to resist."

Tangun looked at Dabai's oversized body in a speechless manner, what was it like being ridden on his head by a little black cat: "...Bai has grown so big."

Dabai looked at Tangun innocently.

"But it's good not to bully Blackie." Tangun poked Blackie on the head, he liked Blackie more than Big White.

And Xiao Hei is his cat, and Da Bai is Dazai's.

Xiao Hei made a snoring sound.

Dazai, who was holding Dabai, suddenly felt that the cat in his arms was not fragrant.

"But that black cat bullied me!" Dazai shouted in shock, "Why?"

Kuro looked at Dazai with a mocking smile.

The cat's expression is overly animated.

"Can you be bullied by a cat as a human being?" Tangun held Xiao Hei in his palm, "Then I'll be a cat and my husband." Dazai felt that he was going to be fed up with vinegar: "... Get rid of this cat quickly! Now !immediately!"

Tangun put his schoolbag away, and when he passed the bathroom, he suddenly noticed the water on the ground.

There are water marks and cat fur in the pool, and cat footprints on the ground.

Tangun looked at the two cats making cute gestures, and couldn't help but collapse: "How on earth did you two cats who are afraid of water get all over the place! Did you fight in the pool?"

It's not that no one came to clean it up, it's just that the time for them to come and clean it up has long passed, and Tangun doesn't like people approaching his territory.It was okay when he was away, but now that he is back, he is the only one who cleans up the room.

Dazai looked at the bathroom, then at the two "good" cats.

See through but not tell through.

An ordinary human like Tangun... no, an ordinary youkai, it is probably difficult to imagine what will happen to their pets when he is not around.

"Honey, you're still weird today." Tangun wrote?While doing his homework, he suddenly turned his head to look at Dazai, who insisted on huddling on the same table with him to approve documents.

"Huh? What's so strange?" Dazai didn't intend to tell Tangun the result of his adventure right now.

"Today I didn't harass me much." Tangun thought about how often Dazai harassed him, and the frequency of being harassed plummeted today. If Dazai hadn't teased the little white bird, Tangun would have thought that Dazai was pierced by someone's soul or... …

Get enough emotional satisfaction out there.

Dazai put down his pen and looked at Tangun: "Has Madam developed some extraordinary attributes? I feel lonely without being harassed by me for a day."

Tangun choked, his face began to flush, and it took him a while to regain his language ability: "No, I'm not lonely, it's clear that something is wrong with you."

"Madam is lonely, so I can only play with Madam." Dazai straddled Tangun's lap, lowered his head and kissed Tangun's lips, "How can Madam like me to kiss you?"

Dazai secretly started to get excited, no matter how Tangun changed, he was still Tangun, so the way Tangun would like to kiss now is the way he would like to kiss in the past.

Try it on Tangun and you will get the standard answer.

"...my face doesn't hurt anymore." Tangun suddenly mentioned another matter.

Dazai squeezed his chin and kissed him, but today Dazai seemed to have a lot of tricks, and asked "do you like this kind of kiss" from time to time.Tangun really began to suspect that this guy was using him to test which way of kissing was more flattering.

Fist hardened.

Dazai's cheek started to hurt again, and in the morning he was still thinking about emptying Tangun, but as a monster, Tangun's lower limit of physical strength really made him a little desperate.

He also knew that Tangun suspected the purpose of his kiss, but wouldn't that be more exciting?

Tangun looked at Dazai, and showed a false smile: "Actually, I prefer you to kiss me with your bottom~" "Ah, this is a bit difficult." Dazai said in embarrassment.The weak Tangun, who is not yet an adult, will definitely get over it if he does such an exciting thing, right?

He never thought of killing Tangun.

Tangun put his hand under Dazai's armpit and embraced him with both hands.Dazai also had the expression of a cat being picked up suddenly.

It doesn't matter if you can't find evidence, Dazai is here anyway.Tangun pressed Dazai on the bed, kissed his side face, and stroked his hand down.

If Dazai is completely emptied, this guy won't have the energy to do other things, right?

The author has something to say: Small theater——Dazai: I’m so excited, why is it so empty now?

Tangun (exuberantly interested): Husband, do you want to continue~ Dazai: Ugh... not for now...

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