My name is Dazai

In Lupin, Odasaku and Sakaguchi Ango had already sat down.

The three of them never make appointments, and they come here whenever they want to get together.

Although the three of them have a tacit understanding, they can't have a successful dinner every time. After all, even if they have a tacit understanding, sometimes they can't come because of work reasons.

Odasaku, a low-level employee, is sometimes handled like a dog. As an intelligence officer, Ango Sakaguchi is a social animal with no affection, and Dazai, as a cadre, really has no time to sleep if he really wants to work.

When you think about it that way, they're pretty pathetic.

The door of the bar rattled slightly, apparently being pushed open.

Ango Sakaguchi and Saku Oda looked up at the same time. The main business of this bar is not a bar, but brewing, so it is opened in a relatively remote place, and usually not many people come, basically the three of them are the guests.

So the person who came this time should be Dazai.

But they heard the footsteps of two people.

The two of them tensed slightly at the same time, which is the vigilance that people who live on the dark side of the world need.

Then they saw the bad black cat they were familiar with came to the bar with a straight-eyed white cat in its mouth, and they knew it was a bad wild cat that had kidnapped the house cat.

Although Tangun's clothes were stained with crumbs, it can be seen that they were kept very clean before, and judging by his temperament, he felt that he should be a good student in school.

Ango Sakaguchi noticed the gun in Dazai's hand: "... Dazai?"

"...Your name is really Dazai?" Tangun slightly turned his head to look at Dazai.

"Hmm~" Dazai looked at his two friends after saying this.

"Dangdang, he will be my boyfriend from now on~ I will be different from you from now on." Dazai said with some pride.

"Congratulations." Odasaku said sincerely, "Then shall we order red bean rice?"

"Mr. Odasaku, shouldn't you complain about Dazai now that he is completely robbing women... er, robbing men?" Sakaguchi Ango wanted to complain about this a long time ago, since Odasaku didn't complain, Then he came to complain, "I will believe you when you say canary, but boyfriend... you must at least put down the gun to make us believe it."

After listening to Ango Sakaguchi, Dazai put the gun on the bar counter.

Seeing that the gun was no longer pressed against his lower back, Tangun breathed a sigh of relief, and then felt that the relief was meaningless, after all, he had already desensitized to the gun.

"Can I find a place to sit?" Tangun said somewhat helplessly.

There are three high chairs in front of the bar.

Dazai sat down on the middle one.

Seeing this, Tangun sighed and prepared to sit on the sofa behind.

"What are you going to do?" Dazai patted his thigh, "Sit here."

Tangun was silent for a moment, then sat up.

Because Dazai was playing with his gun.

Dazai hugged Tangun tightly, and then put his chin on Tangun's shoulder again.

"Huh? Isn't this a boyfriend?" Oda Saku watched the intimate contact between the two.

Tangun looked at Odasaku, thinking that this gentleman doesn't look too smart.

"Then what can prove it?" Oda Saku never concealed himself. Before Ango Sakaguchi had time to answer, Oda Saku answered his own question: "Kiss? It seems that only couples can do this kind of thing, but it's okay. "

Ango Sakaguchi: "..." You are such a clever little ghost, should he be glad that Odasaku didn't say negative distance contact?

Both Dazai and Tangun were stunned.

"Tan~" Dazai hugged Tangun and began to act like a baby.

She should obviously be a member of the mafia, but she is so good at acting like a baby.

Tangun turned his head and looked at Dazai's cute cat-like expression.

Tangun: "..." He has kissed girls before, but he still has psychological pressure to kiss boys.

Dazai twisted Tangun's face in his direction with one hand, this twist made Tangun lose his balance a little bit, he almost fell, but he reacted quickly and supported the bar all at once, just doing that, Instead, Dazai was pressed against the bar counter, the distance between his lips was only a few centimeters.

The postures of the two of them are weird and distorted, the kind of distortion that would twist their muscles if they were not careful.

But now Tangun didn't have the mind to pay attention to the groaning of his own muscles, but focused all his attention on Dazai's lips.

"Kiss me." Dazai saw that Tangun had already supported the bar, and simply gave up his balance and hugged Tangun's neck.

"You should kiss me." Tangun didn't hate Dazai, but he was not ready.He has long since lost his first kiss, but his first kiss with a man is still there.

how to say?After the fear period of being threatened and intimidated before, now I look back and feel calm, like a bad cat I saw outside scratching myself.

I was angry at the time, but when I calmed down, I still wanted to pet the cat.

"How can this work? What Odasaku is worried about is that I'm threatening you, and only if you take the initiative to kiss me can you prove that you really like me." Dazai put his face closer to Tangun, "Light Just tap it lightly."

Tangun looked at Odasaku and Sakaguchi Ango.

Compared with Odasaku, his eyes stayed on Sakaguchi Ango for a long time.

After all, compared to Oda Tsukuru, who looks like a decadent uncle, Sakaguchi Ango's image at first glance looks like a depraved social loser.

But no matter what, his intuition told him that the two people in front of him would help evildoers.

So he has to kiss if he kisses, or if he doesn't kiss, he has to kiss.

It's just that Dazai's words always felt a little strange to him.

Tangun lowered his head, intending to touch his lips lightly as Dazai said, but at the moment Tangun touched him, Dazai suddenly pressed his head hard with his hands, and pried his lips away with his tongue. lips, plundering the air in Tangun's mouth.

Tangun suddenly understood why these words sound strangely familiar.

Isn't this the same as he used to lie to girls and say "come closer, I won't kiss you", and after making people get closer shyly, he kissed the other person's face.

It was difficult for Tangun to describe his feelings.

Probably - I have confirmed the speaking skills, and it is also Neptune.

"Tangun would like something to drink?" Ango Sakaguchi pulled over the wine list.

"Huh? I drink?" Tangun pointed at himself, "I'm not of legal drinking age yet, so forget it."

"Honey, what kind of good boy are you?" Dazai hugged Tangun.

Tangun is good at studying, but he is not good at all.From what Tangun did, it can be seen that there are many more things he did behind the scenes.

He must have done things like drinking, either openly or secretly.

"Then ask for a drink that's not high." Tangun looked at the bartender, and found that the bartender didn't refuse to drink to people under the drinking age of 20 at all, and he was a little eager to try.

Dazai guessed right.

Mr. Tan would occasionally buy wine when he was staying at home, and he would bring home a bottle or two of wine when he returned from travel, but he was away for many years, and in the end all of them were drunk by Tangun, a curious kitten.

When Mr. Tan came home, he asked Tangun where his wine was. If Tangun drank the bottle of wine, he pushed the pot on Mr. Tan, saying that he didn’t bring it back at all or drank it all by himself, or It is wicked to fill the half bottled wine with alcohol and water to the original position.

What bad thoughts can a white cat have?

Mr. Tan may know that Tangun did it, but if he can't catch his little tail and has no time to educate his son, he can only hold the white cat to get angry, and then continue to let it go.

After a few glasses of wine, Dazai started asking about Tangun's age.

"I'm older than you, you can call me Big Brother Dazai~ If you don't mind, you can call me Big Brother directly~" Dazai said a little excitedly.

No one ever called him brother.

He is basically the youngest in the family.

He looked at Tangun somewhat expectantly.

Tangun: "..."

Tangun was very twisted, he was the eldest son in the family, and he never called anyone else's brother, and he felt that it was sticky and disgusting for a man to call another man's brother.

But is this something he can decide for himself now?

Tangun looked down at the gun on his waist, wanting to complain.

But the form is stronger than the person, Tangun is not the type who wants to risk his life: "...Brother Dazai."

Tangun tried his best to restrain his emotions, so that he didn't sound so disgusted.

"It's not cute at all." Dazai curled his lips, and hit Tangun's back with the gun again, "I want a cute boyfriend."

Tangun said in his heart that you have a lot of bad things, can't you see the reluctance on my face that I tried to restrain?

"...Brother Dazai~" When Tangun shouted, he felt that he was either mutant or transgender.

Dazai was lost in thought.

Tangun: "Okay, okay, I know it's hard to hear."

"Forget it, you should still call me Dazai." Dazai muttered softly, "Brother Dazai should be reserved for girls."

Tangun felt that it was more appropriate for him to slap Dazai now. What was this scumbag saying in front of his new boyfriend to prepare for cheating? !

Although the wine Tangun ordered was not high in alcohol, he was still drunk in the end.

Ango Sakaguchi was indeed the kind who would help evildoers—Tangun's intuition was not wrong, and he got Tangun drunk with the skillful experience of a social person.Tangun chatted happily with Ango Sakaguchi, and he didn't resist drinking at first, so he got drunk just like that.

After all, he would drink a few sips secretly on weekdays, and he couldn't practice his drinking capacity at all.

"...Is it not good for me to do this?" Ango Sakaguchi, who drunk Tangun with tomato juice, looked at Dazai with a smirk, and always felt that the direction of the assist he wanted to give was wrong, "Anyway , it’s okay to hold him, and you are not allowed to do excessive things.”

Tangun probably never expected that the tomato juice in Ango Sakaguchi's hand was really just tomato juice, not a red cocktail like a Bloody Mary.

"Ango is an accomplice." Oda made a precise attack.

Ango Sakaguchi fell into deep thought, and then looked at Odasaku: "If you didn't keep pouring wine for him without saying a word, I would believe it."

Tangun didn't even remember how much wine was in the glass at the end, so he just drank it in a daze.

However, as soon as Tangun put down his glass, Odasaku would pick up the wine and refill him.

Odasaku was stunned: "Isn't it supposed to do this? I'm still thinking that Tangun is the youngest and should take care of him."

So just like a baby, add a little bit.

"...This is wine, not a drink." Ango Sakaguchi couldn't help but said, "And even if it's a drink, you can't add it like this."

"If you don't say, Ango, 'Let's drink some more', I won't continue." Odasaku said calmly.

"Don't Ango blame Oda Tsukuru, is it so difficult to admit that he is a bad adult?" Dazai poked Tangun who was snoring on the bar.

Sakaguchi Ango thought it was no wonder it was so strange just now, it turned out to be like throwing the pot at the workplace.

"Don't worry, am I that kind of person? At least I need Tangun's consent. What's the point of being drunk? It's better to have fun while sober." Dazai put his arm through Tangun's armpit and carried him out, he In fact, he himself was staggering from drinking, so Dantangun was thrown to the ground by him and woke up. Dazai saw Tangun woke up, and asked enthusiastically, "Tangun, shall we die for love?"

"This kind of thing is even more excessive!" Sakaguchi Ango was furious.

Isn't this guy content with killing himself?"Huh? Okay." Tangun hiccupped, his scarf was pinned to his belt strangely, and the sleeves of his windbreaker were tied around his waist. This was all unconscious when he was drunk. Dry, "It's so hot... If we have to choose, let's jump into the river."

"The water will cool you down." Tangun said while lying on the ground and laughed, looking silly.

"Okay, I'll listen to you." Dazai said dotingly.