My name is Dazai

Tangun bent down and pulled a can of beer from the ground.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with this description.

Because the beer bottle is stuck to the floor.

The whole apartment is quite clean, without any personal items. The paintings on the wall are fairly standard printouts. The only proof that someone has been there seems to be the beer bottle on the floor.

"...Why did you clean up the room but not this beer bottle?" Tangun put the beer bottle in the trash can.

"I told the hourly worker not to touch anything here." Dazai looked at the beer bottle, "It seems to be doing well."

The part-time worker he hired had a smart mind, but Dazai took a fancy to him.

A stubborn character means that it is not easy to betray him-although the other party actually knows about him.

Tangun put the box aside.

"This will be our love nest from now on~" Dazai showed Tangun a heartfelt gesture, "From now on, when Tangun comes to Yokohama, he can live here."

"Eh, can it be?" Tangun was a little surprised.

A key fell from above Tangun, was hung by the chain again, and swayed twice in the air.

Tangun reached out and grabbed the key: "What about you?"

"Did I use the key to open the door just now?" Dazai snorted twice, "If Tangun wants to lock me out in the future, it's not enough just to lock the door."

"How could I shut you out?" Tangun said.

"Tangun is really experienced." Dazai gave Tangun a thumbs up, then he turned and walked towards the kitchen.

If it is a straight man of steel, he will probably say "Then I will block it with a cabinet". This kind of answer is no problem for a straightforward person, but Dazai is the type of sensitive thinking, and this kind of answer is probably really not suitable for him. .

He would probably laugh out loud at first, but then he might be silently sad.

It is better to be more familiar with jokes of this level before opening them.

"Are you angry?" Tangun rested his chin on the back of the sofa.

Dazai looked back at the white cat that he forcibly brought home.

The white cat's ability to pretend to be pitiful is not low.

"No." Dazai took out a bottle of Coke from the refrigerator, "Did Tangun catch a cold tonight? Shall I make you Ginger Coke?"

"Eh? Is it okay? That's really great." Tangun nodded vigorously.

He still doesn't know the power of Dazai's cooking.

One day later, Tangun would definitely knock down the Coke bottle that Dazai was holding, and then loudly said to him, "Put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately."

Dazai's cooking is better described by the art of poisoning than the technique of cooking.

Anyway, Tangun drank the "Ginger Cola" made by Dazai, and his whole body trembled.

Tangun never imagined that someone could cook to such a disgusting degree, even a simple ginger cola could be made like this.

He was still too naive at the time, watching Dazai boil the ginger cola into a strange green color, but in order not to hurt his heart, he drank it thinking that no matter how bad it tasted, it would not be poisonous.

But he never expected that someone could actually make cooking into medicine.

Tangun lacks imagination in this regard.After all, it was the first time he was cooking and asked his parents to give him the power of the kitchen. After that, he even surpassed ordinary cooking and entered the level of recipe development.He felt that if he didn't cook well, he would be like the students in the school's home economics class burning things.

His trembling was not only caused by nausea, but also because of the chill all over his body.

The rice cooked by Dazai seems to have some strange special effects.

"Dazai, I'm so surprised...why is it so cold?" Tangun curled up under the quilt.

He felt that something was really wrong, he thought it would be okay if he became very hot, at least it meant that his boyfriend had some strange thoughts about him.

Instead of feeling the cold like hell like now, freezing like a dog.

"I don't know, I cook strangely." Dazai hugged Tangun tightly through a pile of quilts.

"Before you give it to me, you should try it yourself." Tangun thought to himself, since you know that you have such a situation, why do you have to give it to him without even tasting it with confidence?

"It's been said that I cook strangely, I'm afraid I won't have the ability to serve Tangun after I eat." Dazai rubbed Tangun's head, "I just really want Tangun to taste my work, Don't be angry, Tangun, I have no bad intentions. I also didn't expect the special effects this time to be like this."

Tangun: "..."

His mind is a little confused right now.

Dazai seemed to be right, but there seemed to be problems everywhere.

"In short, never let Dazai cook." That night, in the Lupin Bar, Ango Sakaguchi, who was a senior who was persecuted by Dazai, sadly taught Tangun his experience.

"I already have a deep understanding." Tangun took out several lunch boxes from the bag beside him, "This is the food I cooked. I don't know if you have eaten tonight, but I still hope you can taste it."

Tangun's greatest achievement in Yokohama was Dazai, and because of Dazai, he experienced the most exciting side of this world, so he temporarily lost interest in other places in Yokohama.

Dazai also agreed to take him to Leibo Street, so that Tangun would have no regrets, so today he went outside to find the freshest ingredients and bought them for cooking.

He swiped Dazai's card.

Tangun felt that he had experienced the joy of being taken care of at a young age.

Although Dazai's wallet was gone, he seemed to have quite a few bank cards, and he proudly took out one and gave it to Tangun.

"Tangun, spend it hard. This is the bank card of my black-hearted boss. You also saw where I lived before. A large part of the reason is his fault." Dazai fanned the flames at Tangun, "Swipe His card, if you like to cook, go buy the most expensive ingredients."

Students who are not rich feel the unparalleled happiness bestowed by money.

Ango Sakaguchi looked at the rice cooked by Tangun, and picked up the chopsticks to pick up a strip of seaweed a little worriedly.He was afraid that Tangun, whom Dazai liked, was the same kind of person as Dazai, so he was full of vigilance.

Then his eyes lit up: "It's delicious."

Dazai had already lowered his head and began to gnaw on the crab. Tangun was very skillful in cooking, and he peeled off the shell of the crab with two or three strokes.

"Because Dazai likes to eat crabs, there are many dishes that use crabs as ingredients." Tangun was poked by Dazai, and was supervised to feed Dazai, "You probably don't dislike crabs, do you?"

"I don't mind it." Sakaguchi Ango shook his head.

The rice was made by Tangun, so he can only say that he likes it.

And even if you don't like it, it's a lunch box brought by Tangun, and Tangun has no responsibility to go back and make something again.

But Ango Sakaguchi noticed Tangun's expression and suddenly became vigilant.

Ango Sakaguchi looked at the crab cake in his hand, and seemed to understand why Tangun was so vigilant: "...I won't fight too much."

Tangun laughed immediately: "What more can you say, Mr. Sakaguchi, you are Dazai's friends, so there is nothing you can't grab."

Oda Saku said: "When Dazai is still growing his body, if he eats more, he may still have the potential to grow taller."

Tangun was hugged by Dazai and fed Dazai rice, and then he looked at Dazai.

Although it is said that men have no potential to grow taller until they are 20 years old, generally speaking, how much taller can they grow after that.

Dazai bit the chopsticks in Tangun's hand, and said vaguely: "I will definitely be much taller than Tangun in the future! Don't grow taller, Tangun."

Tangun was silent for a moment, then looked up at Dazai: "I just want to ask, is this what you should say as a boyfriend?"

We are all boys and we all want to grow taller.

"Forget it, it's fine if the little dwarf doesn't grow a centimeter, Tangun should grow a centimeter or two taller." Dazai sighed, looking a little aggrieved.

"...Then thank you very much." Tangun felt that with his own development trend, he could grow a centimeter or two taller, but it was a bit uncomfortable to hear such words from other people, after all, everyone wanted to hear Most of what came was beyond expectations.

Odasaku said, "Isn't the way Dazai likes Tangun a bit childish?"

"It's like a primary school student picking the hair of the girl he likes." An Wu sent a forceful complaint.

Tangun: "..."

He was teasing, but he felt that what Dazai said might not be his truth.

Dazai lightly hammered his head with his fist, stuck out his tongue, and looked up obliquely, like the classic expression of pretending to be stupid on the Internet.

"By the way, Dazai, when did you have such ample money?" Ango Sakaguchi looked at the food in the bento, and he could tell that these were all high-quality ingredients.

As a cadre, Dazai is not short of money, but he often loses money, and generally does not have spare money to buy these.

"I swiped Mr. Mori's card." Dazai said leisurely.

Ango Sakaguchi paused: "Can I dig it out in time?"

"It's late." Dazai laughed mercilessly.