My name is Dazai

"So... why did you, a bystander, scream worse than Dazai's victim?" Writer Ango looked at the pale Tangun, patted him on the shoulder, and asked.

Several Dazai also looked at it, like a group of curious black cats.

The writer Jae got nervous before Tangun had time to get nervous. Tangun was more frightened than him, so he was inexplicably not nervous.

The terrifying atmosphere created by the leader Jae was shattered by Tangun just like that.

Tangun sat on the sofa, covered his face with his hands, "I'm too nervous, I can't help it."

Then there were a few bangs.

Tangun was so frightened that his shoulders twitched.

"It's the sword that fell." The leader Zai approached Tangun, and the writer Ango immediately moved away, lest he be disqualified in the world.

The leader Jae-kan Tangun was more frightened than the writer-jae, so he gave up intimidating the writer-jae.

After all, he couldn't really scare the writer Jae out of his wits, so that the writer Jae would probably keep his distance from Tangun - which is a good thing and a bad thing.

At least Tangun, who was far away from his best friend and most admired person, must have been depressed for a long time.

Judging from Tangun's obsession with writer Jae, it is not impossible to keep falling down.

So at most, he just stood at the head of the bed with a hatchet and a butcher's knife.

Hey, this intimidation...

The leader Zai felt that there was no deterrence.

In fact, as long as Tangun is around, the writer Jae knows what the leader Jae will do to him.

He waited for the writer to leave the room, then stuck two knives on the wall, smiled and turned to look at the writer: "Look, how does this decoration look?"

He didn't have enough strength, and the knife didn't go too deep into the wall, which is why the knife fell down now.

"Besides, no matter how you think about it, this kind of dangerous goods can't be within the scope of allowed express delivery!" Writer Ango looked at the dangerous knife, "What are you doing?"

"Oh, because I didn't buy it through a normal channel." The leader Zai said it nonchalantly.

"Knowing this channel, one can tell at a glance that he is not a good person." The writer Zai snorted coldly.

"This is nothing new." Leader Zai looked at Hei Shizai and Miss Zhizi, "Those two are the same."

Tangun felt his heart pounding, "Dazai...you're going to scare me to death."

"Hey!" The leader Jae looked injured, "Did Tangun think I would really chop it off?"

"No, I know you won't." Tangun shook his head.

Dazai, who is willing to say that he wants to live with him, will definitely not hurt his important people.

Even if the writer Zai is killed, he won't really die.

"I just want to scare him." The leader Jae rubbed against Tangun, smelling the aroma of his body after taking a bath, like a cat nibbling on catnip, "It's a small revenge."

"I've never seen anyone's revenge is to stand on someone's bedside with a knife in his hand." The leader Zai felt that the intimidation was not enough, and it was true.The timid writer Zai sharply accused the leader Zai, "This is a small revenge, what is a terrible revenge?"

"Probably feed the dog?" The leader looked up at the sky and said to himself, "I hate dogs the most. But if you feed the dog, you need to buy a meat grinder, right?"

"Tangun!" Jae the writer jumped up, pointed at the leader Jae and said, "Look at him!"

"People are just jealous." The leader Zai said in the tone of a female high school student, "And treat different people with different standards. I was not a good person before, so be more tolerant of me. See if I didn't feed him to the dog, Tangun must remember to praise me."

Tangun: "..."

Could it be that he should praise the leader Zai standing beside the writer Zai's bed with a knife, no matter how you look at it, this kind of thing should not be encouraged.

"Tangun must be treated equally!" The writer Jae held Tangun's hand tightly, "With this time, who knows what he will do next time?" The leader stared at the hand that the writer Jae was holding Tangun's hand, and stretched out his hand. Breaking writer Jae's fingers: "Tangun has a boyfriend, you should be careful."

"Tangun is not someone who values ​​sex over friends." The writer Jae squeezed Tangun's hand, trying to clasp Tangun's fingers tightly.

The two Dazai were deadlocked.

Zai Miao ran over and jumped onto the hands of the three people who were deadlocked.

"Meow!" Zai Miao suddenly meowed.

A burst of white light suddenly flashed.

Tangun, leader Jae, and writer Jae were almost pulled down by the sudden increase in weight in their hands.

A Dazai suddenly appeared.

This Dazai has black cat ears and a tail, and has several bandages wrapped loosely around his body, but he is not wearing clothes.

He turned his head and looked around, with vigilance like a cat, then stepped on the shoulder of writer Zai, and threw himself into Tangun's arms: "Meow!"

"...This is...that cat?" The writer Ango was stunned.

"Tangun Tangun!" the transformed Zaimiao shouted.

"The cat is talking!" The writer Zai was kicked by Zai Miao, but before he could get angry, he was shocked by another thing.

"I want to have sex with you. Match!" This was the first sentence Zai Miao said after realizing that he had become a human.He touched Tangun's chest, who was wearing a bathrobe because he had just taken a shower, and licked Tangun's cheek by the way.

The leader, Zai, held Zaimiao's ankle, bursting out with unprecedented strength.

Even so, Zai Meow did not let go of Tangun's bathrobe.

Tangun's bathrobe was ripped off.

Shocked, Tangun had his clothes ripped off before he could react.

Miss Zhizi poked her head, took a panoramic view of the scenery, and exclaimed: "Tangun has a great figure!"

There was no shyness at all, and he didn't even cover his eyes.

Looks like he even wants to touch it.

Tangun put on his clothes silently, pretending that nothing happened, not mentioning the embarrassing long hair just now.

The leader Zai held Zaimiao's leg and looked at a certain part of Zaimiao: "Some kittens should be neutered."

"Although it's not spring, it's just right for sterilization at this time." The leader Zai let out a chuckle, "Now that it's sterilized, it just so happens that spring won't do weird things."

The writer Zai sensed the leader Zai's serious thoughts, silently clamped his legs, and said by the way: "I think it should be dealt with."

Anyway, it wasn't him who was sterilized.