Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Take medicine!"

"Don't eat!"

"Take medicine!"

"Don't eat!"

"Take medicine!"

"Don't eat!"

"eat!"

"No!"

"eat!"

"No!"

……

Very unhealthy conversation, right? !

This extremely unnutritious conversation comes from a very ordinary ward in the southeast corner of the second floor of Konoha Hospital in Konoha Village, the Land of Fire in the Ninja World.

On the door of the ward it read:

Name: Hatake Kakashi.

Sex: Male.

Age: 10 years old.

Symptoms: chemical food poisoning.

"Yeah...Kakashi, just take your medicine..." Finally unable to watch the rivalry between Kakashi and Izumitake, Minato said, "Xiaozhu has already wasted the whole morning here."

"No!" Kakashi turned his head coolly and refused happily.

"...This brat..." Minato's face was twitching non-stop, obviously, he didn't have the ability to cure Kakashi.

"Hey..." Shuo Mao, who had been sitting on the window sill watching the excitement, could only touch his forehead and sigh when he saw this scene.

"Kakashi, be good, take the medicine." With a smile all over her face, Quan Zhu dared to swear to the Spirit King that she had never used such a smiling face and voice in her hundreds of years of life...

"..." Looking at Izumitake in surprise, Kakashi hesitated a little, but it was only 'little', that is to say, after that, Kakashi immediately vetoed—"No!"

"..." The three of them, who were surprised and pleasantly surprised when they saw Kakashi's little hesitation, felt that they were 'cooled' by the high-pressure water gun.

After that, there was another round of verbal battles, grinding back and forth... chee che chuck blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...

If someone happened to be in the hospital and happened to pass by this ward, he would see such a scene:

A 10-year-old child wearing a dark gray mask was sitting on the bed, with a head of arrogant gray-white middle hair sticking up stubbornly.The child raised his chin, closed his eyes, and had a fart on his face.He kept making some simple tones, as if he was refusing something, and occasionally shook his head in conjunction.

Not far from the child's bed, stood a woman of about 20 years old, with breasts too small to be seen... well, never mind that, although it is easy to notice...

A head of long black hair is tied into a high ponytail by a red hair tie; a pair of cat eyes keep rolling the eyes, a delicate nose and a red lip that can't stop talking constitute such a popular face .No trace of grooming.He was not particular about his clothes, dressed in black, with a wide white belt, and a finely crafted Taidao tied around his waist.

Beside the woman, stood a man with blue eyes and short golden hair, who was half a head taller than the woman next to him.This person's facial expression is very interesting - helpless, annoyed, unhappy...integrated into one - the corner of the mouth is curled up, and there is a hint of a wry smile.Putting aside these ridiculous expressions, I have to say that this is a handsome man.And he exudes the breath of sunshine everywhere: warm, considerate, delicate...

On the window sill not far from the bed, there is a man sitting: lazy, silent, but not to be ignored.The same arrogant gray-white hair as the child on the bed, wearing a mask, and some long hair behind his head tied with a black headband.

The man silently watched the farce happening in the room.Although he was looking at the room, most of the time his eyes were on the woman beside the bed. If you look carefully, you can see that the ocean in his eyes is constantly rising with gentle tides.Occasionally, he would look up at the child sitting on the bed, but he didn't even glance at the blond man standing next to the woman.

What a harmonious and warm scene...provided you didn't hear what they were saying.

"No, definitely not taking medicine!" Kakashi shook his head resolutely without even opening his eyes.

"...You, you, you...you brat..." Minato's face twitched non-stop as if electrified.

"Kakashi, be good, take your medicine! I'll give you a big gift bag!" Like facing a kindergarten child, Izumi Take swallowed a mouthful of anger that was about to rise, and made the final concession.

After hearing this proposal, the other three people in the room immediately locked their eyes on this place in unison:

Shuo Mao's eyes were helpless;

Minato's eyes are speechless;

The look in Kakashi's eyes is... so complicated - first in disbelief, then contempt, and finally he suddenly jumped up and became very energetic... as if he was planning something.

Just when Minato and Sakumo were about to return their attention, Kakashi said something stronger than a high-pressure water gun—"Big gift package?! Consider it!"

"I...you...agreed...?!" Completely dumbfounded, Quanzhu didn't expect that a proposal before he lost his mind would be successful? !

"I agree." Shrugging his shoulders, Kakashi took it for granted and a little...success? ! "However, we have to look at the contents of the big gift bag."

"Uh... um..." Quanzhu replied hesitantly, feeling a little uneasy in his heart.

"That's good!" Kakashi's expression changed completely now, his eyes shone shrewdly, and his face was full of excitement and pride, "Listen, I want 50 gifts in this big gift bag! And I have to choose it myself! "

"... Impossible! 50 pieces?! Do you think I'm an upstart?!" His eyes widened, and Quanzhu almost jumped up, "Five pieces at most!"

"Five pieces?! Do you think I'm mentally handicapped?! So easy to deal with?!" Kakashi thought for a while, and felt that it was too much, "40 pieces!"

"No way! 10 pieces!"

"No play! 30!"

"You want me to drink Mistral this month?! 15!"

"...25! This is the bottom line!"

"Impossible! 17!"

"20!"

"……All right……"

Afterwards, Quanzhu knew what it means to be on a thief ship...

"You... want to sell me...?!" Rubbing his chin, watching Kakashi holding a pen and writing vigorously on the 'gift list', Izumi couldn't help it.

"No, all I want are these gifts!" The brisk tone made Quan Zhu furious.

"Izumitake...you've got his way...Kakashi has been coveting these things for a long time..." Sakumo, who had never made a sound, got up and walked to Kakashi's side, and glanced at the gift list 'Speak up.

"It turned out to be premeditated..." Quanzhu rubbed his temples, controlling his emotions.

"Well, that's all for now, a total of fifteen!" Kakashi closed his pen and looked up.

"Oh?! Don't want those Gojo?!" Minato raised his head and looked at Kakashi in surprise. Not surprisingly, he was poked by Izumitake's elbow beside him.

"Of course not!" Kakashi handed the 'gift list' in front of Quanzhu, "I will keep the other five items for future use!"

"You will leave yourself a way out!" Quan Zhu grabbed the 'gift list' and glared at Kakashi, "You didn't say you could keep it before you made the request, or write it down now, or that The five clauses are void!"

"...Oh? That's right!" Kakashi looked at Izumitake who looked unhappy, and raised his eyebrows, "Then I'll exchange one of the five requirements for keeping the other four requirements!"

"...Okay!" Gritting his teeth, Quanzhu agreed, "I stretch my neck, waiting for you to kill me!"

"Okay! Then go shopping now!" With a smug smile, Kakashi grabbed the towel beside him as a handkerchief and waved goodbye to Izumitake.

"I know! You don't need to tell me!" Clutching the 'gift list', Quan Zhu turned around and left in a seemingly unrestrained manner, and the long ponytail that was brought up by the movement happened to sweep the face of Minato not far away.

"...Hey..." Minato wanted to express his dissatisfaction, but he didn't expect Quanzhu to come back at this time.

"You! Take the medicine for me honestly!" Throwing down a sentence, Quanzhu turned around again gracefully.

Then, Minato's face was brushed again, "Hey..."

"By the way! You come with me! There are so many things, I can't take them!"

Facts have proved that Quanzhu is very rude when he is upset, just like now, he doesn't care about Minato's protest because of being brushed by his braid.

"Suo Mao, watch him take the medicine! If he doesn't take it again, come to me! I promise to treat him well! My mother is upset right now!"

A gust of wind blew past, leaving only the unconvincing hum of Mizumon.

There were only two father and son of the Hatake family, one big and one small, staring at each other in the room.

"Take your medicine."

"Ok."