Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Claw's..." Looking at the crumpled gift slip in his hand, Quanzhu scolded the street while searching everywhere for what Kakashi wanted.

"The limited edition kunai from Murakami Arms Shop, the limited edition knife bag from Watanabe's house...why are they all limited editions?! I still can't buy them...the limited edition toothbrush from Fengpu Cleaning Products Shop, brackets , 17 cm, golden brush with blue handle, back bracket..."

"Ah... Xiaozhu, you don't need to read out the punctuation marks..." Shuimen, who was dizzy by Quanzhu's broken words beside him, said.

"Okay, okay, pay attention next time." Rolling his eyes, Quanzhu responded without sincerity, "Hey, I haven't heard of any other shops except for the 'Zhihui Kimono Shop' in item 9 on the gift list. !what to do?!"

"Huh?! Do you still know 'Zhihui Kimono Shop'?!" Patting his ears and knocking on the back of his head, Minato tried to wake himself up from Izumitake's thoughts, "If it wasn't for Zilai before, the teacher still With the current Kakashi, Obito, and Rin who like to wander around, I don’t know these places at all!”

"Ah..." Raising his eyebrows, Quanzhu seemed a little uncomfortable.

"Well, fortunately, I found out about these places in order to look for them everywhere." Looking up at Izumitake, Minato closed his beautiful blue eyes, "'Murakami Arms Shop' is in the southeast of the village,' Watanabe If the house is in the west of the village... the Fupo Cleaning Products Store, it will be in the area of ​​the Uchiha clan."

"Wow! The most miserable teacher in the world...you are so powerful..." Izumi couldn't help but sighed sincerely as he watched Minato report the locations of several shops without taking a breath.

"Thank you." With a wry smile, Minato recalled the unbearable memories of when he was Jiraiya's subordinate, he and his companions searched for Jiraiya all day long, so that his tracking ability was super strong, "So, where do you start first? start?!"

"Which one is closest to here?" Shrugging his shoulders, Quan Zhu asked Minato for advice sincerely, "You can lead the way."

"Then go to the 'Fupo Sanitary Ware Store' in the gathering place of the Uchiha clan to buy a toothbrush first!" Grinning, Minato made a decision.When speaking, the azure blue in the eyes is clearly the intersection of the gentle sky and the wide ocean.

"Okay." Infected by Minato, Quanzhu laughed along with Minato.The resentment just now has been washed away by the golden sun and the blue ocean.

"Golden brush, blue handle...gold...blue...the cute little toothbrush that brat Kakashi has been coveting for a long time, where are you?!"

Entering the 'Fengpu Toiletry Shop', Quanzhu immediately felt dizzy in the face of the dazzling array of cleaning products.Immediately, Quanzhu and Minato separately searched for the damn toothbrush.

"Dear Spirit King... Kakashi can actually find what he wants from this huge pile of toothbrushes... This is really... this kid has a great future in search..."

Closing his eyelids, Quanzhu tried to give his eyes a little rest, then opened them again, and continued to search, but suddenly found that his trouser legs seemed to be grabbed by someone.

"Huh?!" Quanzhu turned around, saw nothing, lowered his head, only to find that there was a cute little baby holding his trouser leg with one hand, and a pair of big, round black eyes were staring at him: brighter than the night. It must be clear and flawless, more agile and shining than the starry sky.

"A—————" the little Baby said, his sweet and soft voice was like eating glutinous rice balls, and the tone of his speech dragged on for a long time, as if he was seizing every moment and indulging in the joy of being able to speak.

"Ah, whose little baby is this? It's so cute." With the overflow of motherhood, Quanzhu let go of the real purpose of coming here, squatted down, and made himself look parallel to the little baby, "What's your name?"

"Little Itachi is called Uchiha Itachi!" Smiling happily, the little Baby seemed happy to be able to introduce himself to others, "Where's Auntie?"

"My name is Xiao Yemu Izumi Zhu!" Raising his hand to touch the baby's tender face, Izumi felt that he was stroking a glutinous rice ball just out of the pot, "How old are you?"

"Little Weasel Itachi will be three years old tonight!" With excitement shining in his eyes, Itachi Baby's tone became lighter.

"Ah, happy birthday!" Following the child's glutinous rice-like voice, Quanzhu's black eyes, like the child's, sparkled with tender sugar water, "Also, don't call me auntie, call me sister!"

"Sister?!" There was doubt in the child's transparent eyes.

"Yeah! I want to call you sister." Quanzhu gently squeezed Itachi Baby's tender face and nodded, "If you call me sister, I'll buy you a birthday present!"

"Well! Sister!" The child's heart is so simple and clear.

"Hee hee. Be good." Quanzhu pinched Itachi Baby's face with a gentle smile.

"Hey! Xiao Zhu, I found my toothbrush!" A sunny and cheerful voice came out, followed by a ray of bright but not dazzling gold, "Xiao Zhu... Huh? Where did this kid come from?" ?”

"Huh? Minato, you found your toothbrush." ​​Quanzhu looked up and saw the ray of sunlight, "Come and see this little guy."

"Huh?!" Holding a toothbrush in his hand, with doubts on his face, Minato walked towards the place where Itachi Baby and Izumi Bamboo were, "Whose child is this?!"

"My illegitimate son!" Quan Zhu dropped a bomb with excitement on his face.

"Ah?!" The water gate that was blown up suddenly sat on the ground.

"Look! Does it look like it?" Quanzhu, who is full of motherhood, doesn't know what he is talking about now, "I have black hair, and he also has black hair; I have black eyes, and he also has black eyes; My eyes are not small, right?! His eyes are big too!"

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"It looks a lot like it? It looks a lot like it!" Seemingly very proud, Quanzhu held his face in his hands with a very 'innocent' look, "Hey, little Weasel, what birthday gift do you want?"

"Hmm... little Itachi Itachi wants to eat red bean balls!" Itachi Baby's big eyes flickered.

"Okay, I'll take you there!" Taking Itachi Baby's little hand, Quan Zhu stood up and walked towards the door, "Minato, please help me pay for the toothbrush first, and I'll return it to you later!"

"Hey?! Okay." Dumbfounded, Minato looked at the backs of Izumitake and Itachi Baby, one big and one small, leaving, as if thinking of something, he said again, "Hey, where are you going?! "

"I'm going to take my lovely illegitimate son to eat meatballs!" Looking back, the maternal 'glory' on Quan Zhu's face flashed and flashed.

"...Okay..." Minato, who was caught by the 'Glory', was stunned and replied.

Watching the 'mother and son' leave, Minato stood there with a dazed expression, not moving for a long time.

"Is it delicious?!" With his arms on the table and his chin in his hands, he looked at Baby Itachi who was sitting on the children's high chair opposite and was killing the red bean balls in front of him.

I have to admit that sometimes, Quanzhu still looks like a woman, at least for now, when facing Itachi Baby, the gentleness of women on his face cannot be ignored.

But looking at the greedy look of a cute child in front of him, who can not be gentle? !

——Hold two strings of red bean balls in his left hand, and a ball with a bite in his right hand. There are two large plates on the table in front of him. There are many bamboo sticks in one plate, and there are uneaten balls in the other plate.Evidence of his "mass killing" was stuck on his face and mouth.

"Delicious!" Some lisp replied, Itachi Baby still didn't forget to give Quanzhu a lovely smile.

"Well! Just pay attention to brushing your teeth when you get home!" Quanzhu, who was caught by Itachi Baby's cute smile, began to faint again, "Eating too many sweets is not okay!"

"Okay—" replied softly, Baby Itachi took another bite of the ball.

"Hehe, eat slowly." Standing up, Quanzhu stood up slightly, and helped Baby Itachi wipe the sticky rice from his mouth with his sleeve, "Don't worry."

What a maternal act...

"Xiao Zhu?!" Just as he sat down, a voice full of doubts suddenly came out.

"Ah!" Turning his head, Quan Zhu saw Minato holding a small bag in his hand, standing there with a dazed expression, "So fast?"

"Hmm..." He walked over with some hesitation, and Shuimen sat down next to Quanzhu.

"How much is the toothbrush, I'll give it back to you." Looking away, Quanzhu continued to focus on Itachi Baby.

"Hmm...toothbrush..." Looking at Quanzhu thoughtfully for a while, Minato closed his eyes for a while, and when he opened them, there was a faint flicker in his eyes, which turned out to be a wry smile? ! "It's nothing, the toothbrush doesn't have much money, if you treat me to two strings of meatballs, it will be discounted!"

"Really?!" Turning his head in surprise, Izumi took a look of disbelief, "Kakashi would pick such a cheap thing?!"

He raised his eyebrows noncommittally, but Minato didn't say anything.

"My soul king... Kakashi still has a bit of a conscience?!" Said happily to himself, and Izumi pushed the plate with a lot of balls in front of him to Minato, "Here, Thank you for your hard work, this is a reward—it’s all for you! I haven’t moved much yet! The two strings inside are counted as broken toothbrushes, and the rest is my treat! Haha.”

"Ah, thank you." Mizumon seemed to be smiling, but was actually a wry smile, and Minato picked up the meatballs on the plate.

"You're welcome!"

"Itachi—where are you?"

Here, Minato, Quanzhu, and Itachi were happily eating meatballs together, but they heard shouts from the side of the road.

"Ah, it's mom!" The Itachi who was eating the ball happily stopped suddenly, looked towards the source of the sound, and then jumped off the baby chair suddenly.

"Hey! Be careful!"

Seeing Itachi jumping off the chair, Quanzhu's heart tightened, and he stood up quickly, only to find that Itachi had already stabilized on the ground.

But seeing Itachi stand firmly, he quickly ran towards the source of the sound.

Watching Itachi run away, Quanzhu was stunned.

"This kid... is a genius..."

"Well...but I heard from Teacher Jiraiya that Sakumo was able to do this when he was much younger than Itachi." With a ball in his mouth, Minato watched Itachi off with Izumitake, "but speaking of it, Itachi The name...is very familiar...Itachi Uchiha...Itachi Uchiha..."

"Ahh?! Isn't that Miharu-san!" When Minato was thinking hard, Izumi Zhu suddenly said.

"Miharu?!" Minato's eyes lit up as if he had been reminded, "That's right! The Uchiha Itachi is the son of Uchiha Fugaku and Uchiha Miharu, the infiltrating spies who withdrew from Kirinin to Konoha Village some time ago. Well! That guy Fuyue just joined the Konoha Security Department the day before yesterday, and I heard that he is also the appointed head of the Uchiha clan!"

"Uchiha Fugaku?! So familiar..." Hearing the familiar words, Izumi Zhu fell into thinking.

"Ah! Isn't this Namikaze Jounin!" A gentle voice sounded, and it turned out that Itachi ran back with his mother.

"Ah, it's Mrs. Miharu! Hello!" Minato stood up politely and bowed to Miharu.

"Miss Meiqing!" Quan Zhu ran up to Meiqing seemingly in surprise, "When did you get married?! You didn't tell me!"

"Huh?!" Meiqing looked puzzled, "You are..."

"Oh! I'm Xiaozhu! It's the Xiaozhu who lived next to Miss Meiqing 4 years ago. At that time, I often went to your house to eat!" Quanzhu recalled excitedly, "After you moved away, I I never saw you again!"

It turned out that Izumitake and Uchiha Miharu used to be neighbors.

"Little Bamboo?!" Miharu looked surprised, "It's just that I haven't seen you in 4 years, why have you changed so much?!"

"Oh, it's because of your physique!" Quanzhu blinked awkwardly, and then passed the answer briefly, "Speaking of which, I haven't seen you for a long time! It turns out that you are married to the Uchiha clan...even your son Three years old?!"

"Ah... I'm sorry, I forgot to tell you!" Meiqing covered her mouth and smiled, she looked like a beautiful young woman from a big family, completely different from the lively look she had when she taught Quanzhu how to cook four years ago.

"It's okay!" Quanzhu smiled, excited to meet his old friend, "Then, take me to meet your husband!"

"Hmm...Okay! Come with me!" Miharu smiled softly, "Namikaze Jominin, please do me a favor to my humble house, my husband still hears about you from me a lot these days."

"Okay!" Minato smiled and agreed.

"Miss Meiqing, you've changed so much!" Walking on the road, Quanzhu's mouth never stopped, no wonder, who wouldn't be happy to reunite with an old friend whom he hadn't seen for several years? ! "I still remember when you taught me how to scramble eggs, I accidentally burned the pot and burned my face black. When you saw it at that time, you just lay down on the ground and pointed at me and laughed... It's different now It looks so virtuous..."

"Hehe, thank you!" Meiqing replied with a gentle smile, "If you really say that you have changed a lot, Xiaozhu, you have changed a lot-the you four years ago, you can only reach my thigh... Now, you are more mature than me. It's going to be taller!"

"Hey! The Eighteenth Change of the Women's University!"

"Well, yes...hehe, today is really a good time to reunite with old friends!"

Just as the two women were chattering, an untimely serious but not lacking in gentle voice broke in.

"Miharu, where did you take Itachi?"

"Ah, husband!" Looking up, Miharu saw her lover at a glance, "Xiaozhu! This is my husband, Uchiha Fugaku...Xiaozhu! Xiaozhu? What's wrong with you?!"

Quanzhu's eyes are staring straight at the person who appeared in front of him—Fugaku Uchiha—as if he wants to eat him alive, chop him into pieces, cut into shreds, chop into stuffing to make dumplings, and feed the pigs...

"Ah... Today is indeed a good time to reunite with old friends..."