Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"Boom, boom, boom"

Quanzhu, who was standing in the kitchen making breakfast, suddenly heard someone knocking on his door.

"Come on." Putting down the spatula in his hand, Quanzhu said while running to the entrance to open the door.

"Good morning, Saya Kichuunin." The visitor was about 180 tall, with gray hair, a ponytail tied behind his back, wearing a mask, and carrying a wooden knife barrel behind his back.

"Ah, it's so early, Bai Fang!" Izumi Zhu looked up at Sakumo Hatake, who was about 130 meters tall, with a height of 1.8, and greeted him with a smile.

But Shuo Mao glanced at Quanzhu strangely, and finally fixed his eyes on Quanzhu's clothes.

"...You are..."

"Huh?!" Quanzhu followed Shuo Mao's eyes to look at his clothes, then raised his head, looked at Shuo Mao with disdain, "...don't tell me you haven't seen this kind of clothes..." He said , Quanzhu tugged at the apron on himself.

"...Mmm." Shuo Mao hesitated for a while, then nodded slightly.

"...Come in and talk..." Quan Zhu pouted, and waved to Shuo Mao sideways.

High-ranking ninjas are all like this... don't they eat fireworks...

"Oh." Shuo Mao said, looking around, and finally stepped into the room.

"Huh?! What is so fragrant?" After entering the room, Shuo Mao sniffed his nose and asked.

"Ah, I'm making breakfast." Quanzhu said as he walked towards the kitchen, "Have you had breakfast?" As soon as he walked to the door of the kitchen, Quanzhu looked back at Shuo Mao and asked.

"No."

"Then eat with me, it just so happens that I made a lot today." Quan Zhu turned around with a smile, and took out two bowls from the cupboard.

"Oh...that's troublesome."

"So, can you tell me what's the matter?" Quan Zhu bit his chopsticks, looked up at Shuo Mao who was sitting opposite across the dining table.

"Huh? What's the matter?" Shuo Mao raised his handsome face buried in the rice bowl and took off his mask for breakfast, and asked back.

"...Could it be that, Bai Ya, you predicted that I was cooking at the moment, so you came here at exactly the right time?!"

"Hey?! Ah, I'm just here to visit my new partner, to learn about his new partner's life... By the way, have a meal..."

"..." Quanzhu's cat eyes narrowed into lines.

"...Ah, just kidding, just kidding. In fact, I came here because Hokage-sama is looking for us!" Seeing Izumi Zhu's expression, Sakumo hurriedly explained, his eyes narrowed with a smile crescent moon.

"..."

"...I said something wrong..."

"...Since it is Hokage-sama who is looking for it...why do you still want to have breakfast leisurely here..."

"..."

After five seconds of silence...

The two people sitting facing each other suddenly stood up at the same time.Shuo Mao quickly put the mask on, and Quan Zhu inserted the chopsticks into his rice bowl, transforming part of his spiritual power into chakra.The two formed a seal on their chest at the same time, and it turned into smoke...

"Ah, sorry, we're late..." Kneeling on the ground with one leg, Shuo Mao said apologetically.

Quan Zhu stood behind Shuo Mao, looking at the sweat dripping from the back of the head of the person in front of him, he couldn't control the twitching corners of his eyes...

"...Hmph." Third Hokage raised his hand and pressed down on the bamboo hat, hiding the black lines at the corners of his eyes.

"This." The third generation threw a scroll over.

Shuo Mao raised his hand to catch it, held it in front of his eyes, and then looked up at San Dai in puzzlement.

"Mission. A-level, go to Mist Ninja Village in the Country of Water to support the spies sent by Konoha and retrieve important information."

"...Yes..." Shuo Mao looked at the scroll in his hand, then looked back at Quanzhu, hesitating.

"Huh?" Sandai raised his eyes and looked at Shuo Mao with questioning eyes.

"This task...as expected, let me go alone..." Shuo Mao stood up.

"Who said that?!" The three-generation old man took a puff of cigarette leisurely, squinting his eyes at Shuo Mao.

"Hey?!"

"You and that stinky girl Xiaozhu are companions... There's no reason to let you go alone..."

"But... Sayoki is still just a chunin...she still..." Sakumo looked up.

"Sakumo, don't forget. You were a Chunin at the age of seven, promoted to a Jonin at the age of 13, and made great achievements in the first and second Ninja World Wars. And your son Kakashi... He went to the battlefield at the age of five..."

"...The subordinate understands."

"Cut..." Quan Zhu, who had been silent all this time, suddenly made a very dissatisfied voice.

"Smelly girl, what's your opinion?!" With a raised left eyebrow, Sandai looked at Quanzhu in displeasure.

"No...it's nothing...and I just took a shower this morning...it doesn't stink..." Quanzhu half-opened his eyes, lazily playing tricks.

"...You girl..." The black line of the third generation slipped down again.

"Bai Ya, let's go! Time waits for no one..." Quan Zhu scratched his forehead, turned around and walked out mercilessly, "Let's go, let's go on a mission..."

"Ah... Sayoki Chuunin... Sorry, Hokage-sama, this subordinate will leave." Sakumo hurriedly saluted and chased him out, "Hey, Sayoki, wait a minute."

"Sayaki Chuunin is the first one!" Sakumo suddenly said to Izumitake, jumping up and down on the thick branches in the forest.

"Huh? What's the first one?" Quanzhu put on a nine-year-old face, with a childish voice and a calm tone different from his peers.

"Sayaki Chunin is the first ninja who has not done B, C, and D-level missions, but went directly to A-level missions... It's just a Chunin, but he went to do the missions of the Jounin..."

"...Should I take it for granted... eh?!" Izumi Zhu, who was looking like he was about to die, suddenly opened his eyes wide, took out the kunai in his ninja bag, and threw it out unceremoniously .

"Who knows..." Sakumo raised his eyebrows, pulled out the three shurikens in his ninja bag, threw them in the opposite direction from what Izumitake had just thrown, and quickly ran towards Izumitake's direction.

At the same time, Quanzhu used Shunpo to quickly rendezvous with Shuo Mao, until they stood back to back... Well, to be precise, Quanzhu's back was leaning on Shuo Mao's waist... Who made the difference in size so big...

"It's really fast... I'll meet the enemy right now." Pulling out Zanpakuto, which turned into a dagger, Izumi Zhu rubbed his temples.

"Yes." Holding a handful of kunai in his hand, Shuo Mao replied flatly.

"Hmph... 1, 2, 3, 4... a total of ten people... the average strength basically fluctuates around the Chunin level... how about a [-]-[-] split?!" Quanzhu pointed at the number of people one by one with a scabbard, and asked Shuo Mao's opinion.

"No... I'm seven, you three are okay... You're just a new ninja... If you can't, then eight or two." Shuo Mao untied the rope tied on his back, and took off the famous 'White Fang' .

"...you look down on people...it doesn't matter, you can do whatever you want..."

After speaking, the two quickly separated to look for their prey.

"Hmph, little girl, this is not a place to play house...Take your father and reincarnate together..." As soon as he entered the bushes, a self-righteous cannon fodder ninja jumped out.

"Ah, Mist Shinobu... Who do you say is my father?!" After hearing this, the black line on Quan Zhu's face slipped down.

"It's that white-haired masked man... Or do you want to call me Dad?! Haha!" The visitor smiled arrogantly.

"...33 of Breaking the Dao, Canghuo Pendant..." Without further ado, a cluster of flames shot out from Quan Zhu's palm, heading straight for the nonsense ninja.

The visitor was startled and dodged to the side.I saw that behind the place where I was originally standing, a large piece of vegetation had turned into wasteland.

"You...are you just a child?! How could there be such a powerful Chakra?!" The visitor who almost became cannon fodder looked at the wasteland, and then at Quanzhu with a stinky face, surprised Eyes wide open.

"Little mouse, come out quickly, or the medicine will kill you!" Ignoring the man's words, on the contrary, Quanzhu glanced at the bushes behind him, and said lazily.

"Tch..." Another Kirito who was hiding behind the bushes stood up, looking at Izumi Take, who was much shorter than him, with vigilant eyes, "What, it turns out that Konoha still has such a brat... "

"There are two more, get out of here peacefully, at this level, do you want to get away with it?!" Quan Zhu said impatiently without listening to the enemy's nonsense.

"what……"

"Do you like staying in the grass so much? How about I let you lie in it forever?!" Stroking the long hair at the back of his head, Quanzhu had inadvertently imprinted the image of 'stinky fart' on the other people present in the head.

"Damn it!" While talking, two Mist Ninja came out from one place.

"Girl, what's your name!" One of the two Mist Ninjas who just appeared asked.

"Ah? This question..." Lowering his head slightly, Quan Zhu paused.

"This question...if we can meet again in the next life, I will tell you."

After hearing this, the two Mist ninjas opened their eyes wide in horror.

As for the reason for the panic...

Looking up, where is there a figure where Quanzhu was standing? !He had already used Shunpo to get behind the questioning Wu Ninja.

Holding the dagger tightly, he mercilessly quickly cut at the waists of the two of them.

It's a pity that only one person was seriously injured, and the other person reacted faster and escaped, but still suffered a little injury.

"It hurts..." The seriously injured person couldn't stand still and passed out.

"Maizuru!" The slightly injured person rushed over to support the fallen Kirin.

"It's useless, unless there are medical ninjas among you, the guy named 'Maizuru' will die of blood loss immediately. So instead of worrying about your companions, you should pay attention to your safety... The fourth broken way, Bai Lei!"

As soon as the words fell, the two people who were slightly injured and seriously injured were both hidden in the blue-purple-white lightning of "thrilling, stabbing".

Before they could utter a scream, the two had disappeared into the world, leaving only a string of blood beads to prove their existence.

This scene shocked the other two Kirin, and also shocked Sakumo, who rushed over just after finishing the other six enemies.

"Who the hell are you!" The remaining two Mist ninjas asked hostilely.

"Ask me? Just call me Shinigami." He answered unhurriedly again, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and then disappeared in place again with Shunpo.

"Pay attention to your back! There is no time for you to be in a daze!" Izumi Zhu said as he cut to the backs of the two Kirin with a dagger in his hand as before.

But this time the strength of the two mist ninjas is much stronger than the two just now, and they quickly escaped.

"Tch, the technique of Kirigakure." The people of Kirigashi finally made a move.

The dense fog spread, getting heavier and heavier.

"what--------"

The screams suddenly came from not far behind, making Quanzhu break out in a cold sweat... The enemy has already run behind him, it is very dangerous...

Looking back, the fog with visibility of less than one meter slowly dissipated. Gradually, a person could be seen standing there. The fog continued to dissipate, but there were two people lying not far from the standing person's feet.

"Ah la..." The fog all dispersed, and Quanzhu finally saw the person standing there clearly.

The two Mist ninjas had already been lying on the ground, in the shape of corpses, and standing next to the 'corpse' was a masked ninja with gray and white hair.

"You're here...Bai Fang." Sighing, Quan Zhu lowered his head and brushed the dust off his clothes.

"Yeah." Putting away the 'White Fang' in his hand, Shuo Mao walked towards Quan Zhu unhurriedly, "You're not injured, are you?"

"Thanks to your blessing, I was not injured."

"That's good, let's go. There are still tasks." After Shuo Mao approached, he raised his hand and rubbed Quanzhu's head.

"Hey...don't treat me like a brat!"

"Huh? Then what are you?"

"..."