Hokage Doujin - Spring Water Ding Dong

"This is the Mist Ninja Village... What are you doing?!" Izumi Zhu, who was walking leisurely with his head in his hands, was suddenly pulled back by Sakumo.

"...Do you think that in this age of war, the ninjas from Ninja Village who are hostile to Konoha can easily enter Konoha Village?" Sakumo suddenly asked without thinking.

"What, asking such a nonsensical question...Of course not!" Quan Zhu looked at Shuo Mao inexplicably, and replied.

"Then in the same way, do you really think that ninjas from Ninja Village who are hostile to Wu Ninja Village can enter Wu Ninja Village?!"

"Of course I can't... ah..."

"Hey... why don't you treat you like a brat..."

"... Long-winded! Can you find another way?!" Quan Zhu defended his shortcomings, and quickly refuted.

"Hmph, it really is a brat, but I'm impatient." Shuo Mao smiled, put his hand on the top of Quanzhu's head, and rubbed it gently.

"Go!" Raising his hand to pat Shuo Mao's hand away, Quanzhu's expression was displeased.

"Hehe, it's all right, let's change up and pretend!" Shuo Mao withdrew his hand, scratched the back of his head, and said with a smile.

"……Humph."

"Oh, don't hate me so much... There is no way..."

Walking on the streets of Wunin Village, hiding here and there, but unable to escape Izumitake's "fiery" eyes, Sakumo finally understood how to face it...

"Okay, okay, this is a last resort... Hey, why are you attacking me?!" Dodging and easily catching the shuriken thrown by Izumitake, Sakumo stared at him with a small face. spring bamboo.

"... Brat, dare to take advantage of me?!" Unknowingly, Quan Zhu said to Shuo Mao as he was hundreds of years old in the soul world.

"'Stinky boy'... Who do you think you are calling... Forget it... But I don't think it's too much... Don't stab me with a thousand copies!" Raising his hand, Shuo Mao grabbed Quan Zhu's wrist.

"How can it not be too much?! Why do you want us to pretend to be father and daughter?!" Quanzhu was very angry, and the consequences were serious.

"Then what do you think the two of us look like standing together?! I am 28 years old, and you are only 9 years old, Xiao Yemu! In terms of age alone, it is absolutely not too much for me to be your father."

"Then why don't you pretend to be mother and son?!" Quanzhu's mind has collapsed, and he doesn't know what it means to be calm.

"Mother and son... I don't know the structure of your brain... But, forget it." Saying that, Shuo Mao raised his hand and grabbed Quan Zhu and walked forward.

"What is the structure of my brain doing to you?! No matter, you take off that black wig of yours!"

"It's absolutely impossible...Let's go, there is still a task." Shuo Mao rubbed his temples, helplessly looking at Quan Zhu who was awkward with his father like a wayward little daughter... Sure enough, he still felt like a father and daughter ah.

"Don't drag me! Let go! Don't take advantage of me, you brat, or I'll beat you hard!" Quanzhu was like a child at this time, trying in vain to remove his hand from Shuo Mao. He broke free from his hands and pressed his heels against the ground, reluctant to leave.

"I said you... You really are a kid... Don't play your temper, let's go, Dad will buy you candy." Shuo Mao sighed, seemingly compromising.

"Oh, that's fine, Dad." Quanzhu seemed to have calmed down, but the small movement of her eyes showed that she was not willing, "But..."

"Ok?"

"Xiao Zhu wants Dad to carry it!" Quan Zhu acted coquettishly.

"...Okay..." Shuo Mao fainted for a moment, and understood that Quanzhu was out for revenge, so he had no choice but to agree.

"Hehe, dad is the best." Saying that, Quan Zhu unceremoniously climbed onto Shuo Mao's back, "Hmph, I'll let you take advantage of it once, let me let you go this time, and wait until the task is completed." Let's settle the score after autumn!" Lie on Shuo Mao's back, Quanzhu whispered in Shuo Mao's ear, and twisted Shuo Mao's shoulder dishonestly with his little hand.

"Uh...I see...hey..." Shuo Mao had no choice but to go all out for the task.

"Hmph... But to be honest, I didn't expect to be targeted again so soon." Quanzhu, who had a vicious expression of success, also became serious.

"Yes."

Thus, Konoha's unprecedented family drama of the century "Father and Daughter Duo" was born!Sprinkle flowers!

"When we go back, apply to the three-generation old man for this year's 'Konoha Hokage Cup' Best Film Award, Best Actress and Actor Award, and Best Director Award..." Lying comfortably on Sakumo's broad back On, Quanzhu muttered boredly.

After Shuo Mao heard this, his feet slipped and he quickly stabilized his feet, helplessly glanced at Quanzhu who was clearly innocent and childish but spoke dizzying words in a very low lazy voice.

——It is true that Sayoki Chunin should apply for the 'Best Actress' award... What am I thinking? !

"Then, what should we do next, directly kill the bugs that follow, and then go to complete the task, or leave the guys behind to let this family drama continue. Let's make a decision, White Fang." Glanced Behind him, he keenly captured the figure that appeared and disappeared, "It's a ninja...but its strength is not particularly strong, at least in terms of speed, it must not even be as good as mine."

"Even worse than you?! You actually use this kind of words as a metaphor... I saw your movement speed in the battle on the way here... You used the extreme step very well..."

"You're welcome... now is not the time to discuss this, give me an answer to the question just now!"

"...Xiao Yemu, come down."

"Ah?! Oh." After being stunned for a moment, Quanzhu, who immediately understood again, twitched his mouth and slid off Shuo Mao's back.

After standing still, Quanzhu saw that Shuo Mao made a series of seals at an absolutely inhuman speed.

"Uh...um." Not far behind came the sound of a muffled person falling to the ground, and there was no other unnecessary sound.

"...This is Konoha Baiya..." Looking back, I saw the original 'stalker' turned and left, "It was just a short time when I was talking to me that I thought about the next tactic, and then extremely Quick seal - first shadow, kill the stalker without leaving a trace of blood, like a sudden death, and then use the transformation technique to turn the stalker into an insignificant person, become a stalker yourself, and leave. This series of actions only took less than half a minute..."

"Huh? Xiao Yemu, your dynamic vision and analysis skills are also very good!" Shuo Mo lowered his head and looked at Quanzhu.

"Thank you for the compliment." Shrugging, Quanzhu thanked him without any sincerity.

"...You're welcome, then, do you still want me to recite it? The enemy has been dealt with..."

"Do you really think it's been resolved?!" Before Shuo Mao finished speaking, Quanzhu raised his head to look at Shuo Mao, with serious doubts on his face.

"Huh? Is there anything wrong?" Shuo Mao raised his eyebrows slightly and asked.

"The series of actions you did just now should be to make your Kageko insist on acting as that Mist Ninja for a while, and then die unexpectedly in front of his companions, and then let Kageko disappear..."

"Huh? It seems that your analytical ability is not good, but quite strong."

"Thank you." Quan Zhu accepted Shuo Mao's compliment very bluntly, "Continue with the topic just now. Although this plan is really good, you still missed it."

"Oh? Really!" Shuo Mao's eyes became serious.

"Don't forget, as long as you are a person, you will have habits and characteristics. Bai Fang, do you think your image can imitate them?! Moreover, there is his memory, can you imitate them?! If your It's okay for Ying to find an opportunity to cause the illusion of death when he meets his companion without much dialogue, but if he doesn't find the opportunity in time, but delays for a long time, he talks to his companion... Then, The Mist Ninjas will immediately find out that something is wrong, and our mission will not be completed. If the Mist Ninja continues to investigate, it may even implicate Konoha’s spies in the Mist Ninja Village... Got it?!"

"Ah, I made a mistake. So, Sayaki, what do you have to do?" Bowing his head, Sakumo looked at Izumi Zhu with an admiring smile, and asked expectantly.

"It may be a good way to remove the shadow immediately, but it will be a big trouble if people notice it. So, I have a good way!" Putting up ten fingers and raising them in front of him, Quan Zhu playfully blinked his left eye, doing Mystery outfit.

"Aha?"

It seems that it is time to introduce Izumi Take's Zanpakuto.

As I said before, my Zanpakutō belongs to the hypnotic system, that is to say, it can have the same effect as the illusion of ninjas after it is liberated.

But other than that, my Zanpakuto has other useful functions!

Because hypnotists like me specialize in attacking and controlling and destroying the opponent's brain nerves, that is to say, I can also use the opponent's brain nerves, for example, to read the memory in the opponent's brain.

and so……

"Get lost, Huangliang Yimeng." Taking out the dagger-shaped Zanpakuto, Quanzhu chanted the liberation language.

I saw that the dagger suddenly emitted a light gray soft light, and when the light dissipated, I saw that the dagger had become a Taidao about 88 cm long, with twisted and vine-like patterns engraved on the body. The texture, it looks... like the texture of a dream.

The tan of the Taidao is hollowed out, and the pattern of chrysanthemums is carved on it.

The handle, which is mainly black and red, is woven with cloth strips that look like snakes and vines.

There is a purple flower mandala engraved on the eye. No matter the color or the style of the mandala, it reveals a strange taste, but at the same time it also gives people a warm sense of harmony.

The most wonderful thing is the scabbard of the knife, which is engraved with various words: there are snow-white chrysanthemums, there are roses that are red and black, and there are purple mandala flowers that gradually develop from deep purple to light purple. , and blood-red safflower mandala, and connecting these flowers together and surrounding them are dark green vines.

"Huh?!" Shuo Mao, who saw the huge gap between the 'dagger' before and after the change, doubted the knowledge in his head for the first time.

Quanzhu walked towards the stalker who had just been killed by Shuo Mao, and touched the man's forehead lightly with the scabbard. After a faint blue light flashed, Quanzhu retracted the scabbard.

"So it's like this...a very ordinary guy..." After closing his eyes for a while, Quan Zhu said to himself with a smile.

"Huh?! Do you know anything?" Shuo Mao, who had been standing aside quietly watching everything, asked.

"Well... since I'm already a companion, let me tell you about my ability!" Quanzhu turned back and replied with a smile, "You saw it just now, and that is my ability—reading other people's memories."

"Oh?! It's really an interesting ability... Then what's the matter with that knife?"

"Ah, you mean 'Huang Liang Yi Meng'."

"Yellow Liang Dream?!"

"Hmm! That's its name."

"It can change into various shapes?!"

"That's right. It can be transformed into various shapes, such as daggers, kunai, shurikens, thousand books, nunchakus, and even rice cookers, spatulas, watermelon knives, kitchen knives, nail scissors, ears Digging spoons, etc., as long as they can be used as weapons, they can be changed."

"Ear pick... Can that really be used as a weapon..." Shuo Mao once again doubted the knowledge in his head.

"Of course, I'll show you a demonstration?!" Quanzhu replied excitedly.

"...No need...Then what is its real body..."

"That's what you see now." Quanzhu lifted the Zanpakutao and waved it in front of Shuo Moo, "Its original body is actually this Taidao!"

"That's it."

"That's it, so I can know all the information about this person!" A confident smile flashed on Quanzhu's face.

"And then." Shuo Mao looked at Quan Zhu inquiringly.

"Then pass the information I read to your shadow."

"You mean to ask me to call Ying□ back again." Shuo Mao said, standing up straight, raised his hands to his chest to make a seal, but was stopped by Quan Zhu.

"Who told you to recall Ying, it's a waste of time!" Grabbing Shuo Mao who just wanted to recall his Ying, Quan Zhu said, "It's also time for you to see the strength of your partner." Song Kai pulled Shuo Mao's hand, Quanzhu smiled.

Quanzhu cut his finger with the Zanpakutō, then drew a square mantra on his arm with the blood, then pushed his hands forward, and said in his mouth:

"The net of black and white! 22 bridges, 66 crown belts! Footprints, distant thunders, sharp peaks, returning to the ground, night crouching, sea of ​​clouds, and blue queues! Filling the Taimen, reaching up to the sky - 77 of Bindao, the sky is empty Lo!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw a ray of gray light emanating from Quanzhu's fingertips, extending far away.

"Hehe, although I haven't used it for a long time, it's still very useful... The capture was successful." As he spoke, the corners of Quan Zhu's mouth curled up, and he looked back at Shuo Mao who looked confused, "What, look silly Already?!"

"What kind of ninjutsu is this?"

"Well... how should I put it... It should be said that it can be said to be a kind of communication with the person who has captured the spirit... er... Chakra... um... ninjutsu... right..." Scratching his stomach, Quan Zhu explained to Shuo Mao in very lame words, "In fact, after I met the enemy when I came to carry out the mission, I left my spirit on you... er, it's my chakra, and because it's Your shadow, so his body is more or less stained, when I capture my spirit... Chakra on your shadow, I can talk to him! "

"Oh, you are using this method to tell him how to play the role better!" Shuo Mao seemed to understand.

"That's right, a child can be taught... ah, why are you hitting me on the head?!"

"Who do you think you were talking to just now?!"

"……You?!"

"Have you ever talked to Dad like this?!"

"... Brat, you are not done yet, let me settle the score with you in a while!"

"Do you think you really have that ability?!"

"You don't look down on people!"

"Are you considered a person? Just half a person!"

"Half a person is also a person! Don't treat people as human beings!"

"Huh? Are you talking about tongue twisters?"

"You... you can do it! Wait."

"Okay, okay, I'll wait, hurry up and tell my shadow!"

"...Damn it, wait! I'll deal with you later!"