The Human Comedy

Hello everyone, let me introduce myself first, my name is Han Xiai (note that "Ai" is not "Yuan"), female, my current nationality is the United States, but I am an Asian. I have black hair, black eyes, and yellow skin. I am also a descendant of the dragon.

Since I was a child, I knew that I was a very special child. I was very different from other children, not only because I was an Asian living in the West, but also because of how much impact I had on the world due to my birth.Rather than saying "born", it is better to say that I was "made".Because I am not a child born naturally by the combination of my parents, I am "made" by two fathers and scientists.

Hmm... I don't know much about these scientific things. In short, I have two very handsome fathers. One is Chinese and the other is Korean. They are the first volunteers in the world to accept same-sex parenting experiments, so And there is me, a super invincible and beautiful mixed race.

The moment I was born, the cameras of the whole world focused on me. My birth was a miracle, so my father named me MiracleKim, saying that I was also a miracle of their love.

MiracleKim is my registered identity name in the United States, but I also have a Chinese and Korean name, which is Han Xiai.I heard that when the two fathers named me, I experienced a lot of troubles, about the question of whether the surname was Han or Jin.Both are fathers, which one is better?Geng's father said that the common name in Chinese and Korean must be surnamed Han. Xi's father refused, and the two of them were still quarreling. Later, Geng's father compromised, saying that the child was going to be registered in the United States anyway, and that her account would be gold. Is it all over?Chinese and Korean names are our cultural symbols, and they have no legal effect, so why not just use the surname Han?So Xi's father was very happy, hugged Geng's father and said, Geng, you are the best~~

Although I don't have a mother, I grew up in a loving and warm home.We live in Santa Monica, California, just a few hours from Los Angeles.Our house is by the sea, with a huge floor-to-ceiling window looking out over the vast expanse of the Pacific Ocean.

My dads often hugged me and sat on the balcony watching the sea at night, with the cool wind blowing. Sometimes they spoke Korean, sometimes Chinese, and they smiled brightly.They like to touch my head very much, and they also like to pinch my fleshy face, especially Xi's father, he always said, look at our little girl, she is exactly the same as your Geng's father when he was a child, so cute, I always want to pinch a few more times.

"Ah, I'm a girl, okay? How can I be exactly like Father Geng?" I looked up at him and retorted.

"Well, Xiao Ai is right, she should be exactly the same as Xi's father, right? Haha..." Geng's father bumped me on his lap and said with a smile.

Xi's father pouted and ignored us.

Father Geng looked at the deep blue water in the distance and said to me, the other side of the sea is South Korea and China, the home of your father and me, and the place where we lived before you.

I looked up curiously and asked, "What's it like there?"

He smiled softly, "It's very familiar, very kind, and it feels like home!"

"Then why don't you live there because of me?" I asked again.

"Because Geng's father and Xi's father cannot get married there, and if they can't get married, they can't have a little girl, so we moved here so that little girl can go to kindergarten and school like other children." He touched my head, patiently.I always thought Papa Geng was a very gentle person, especially when he was with Papa Xi and me.

I heard from Xi’s father that Geng’s father is a big star, the kind that people all over the world know, there are many people chasing him wherever he goes, but they only hold us in the palm of their hands. We are his most beloved in this world. Beloved.Every time Xi's father said this, his expression was very happy, so I also felt happy.He said, Xiao Ai, you will find someone who loves you so much in the future, and live happily with him.

"Father, when shall we go back there?"

"Xiao Ai, do you want to go back?" Xi's father suddenly asked me with blinking eyes.

I nodded ignorantly, "Well, I haven't been there yet, I want to see it."

"Naxi's father will take you back, okay?" He looked at me expectantly, then at Geng's father.

Geng's father thought for a while, nodded and said, "Well, Xiao Ai is already 5 years old, and it's time to take her back to have a look."

"Wow~Long live Han Geng!" Xi's father excitedly snatched me up and hugged me, "Xiao Ai, we are going back to China~"

Father Geng looked at us and smiled softly, "Next time you go back to Korea, take him to Gangwon-do to see his grandparents."

"Yeah, then go back to Beijing and see the grandparents in China, isn't it, Xiaomei?" Xi's father said, winking at Geng's father, and then took me to take a bath.

In the bathroom, I was sitting in the bathtub playing with bubbles, Xi’s father squatted outside the bathtub and rubbed a towel on me, Geng’s father stood at the door watching us fight.

"Ah! Be honest! Taking a shower every day is like fighting." Xi's father stared at me again, his eyes were so big that they almost took up a third of his face.But I wasn't afraid at all, instead I smiled heartlessly at Geng's father, and Geng's father smiled at me too.

"Ah! You two are still laughing! The little bastard made me covered in foam!" Xi's father said struggling.

"It's not all you are used to! What kind of bubbles are you making when you take a bath..." Father Geng continued to read the joke, and did not come to help, Father Xi was about to go crazy, and finally looked at Father Geng with a sad face, angry again looking at me.

I stick out my tongue at him, and he sticks out his tongue at me, whose tongue is longer between us.

"Oh, you two are really in the same age group. I have a generation gap with you!" Father Geng said with a sigh.

"Axi, come on, let's wash it with you." Xi's father said and took off his clothes and got in. He often takes a shower with me, and every time I make his whole body wet, he can't help it. I had to come down and wash with me.What?You asked me if I did it on purpose... I hate it.People just like Xi's father's white and tender skin.touch.

"Han Geng, won't you wash with us?" Papa Xi asked Papa Geng while playing with bubbles with me.

He shook his head and said, "You two have fun, I avoided it." He turned to leave.

"Oh, don't be so disappointing, let's take a bath together, how interesting it is for the three of us to take a bath!" Xi's father swayed with his arms around me.But Geng's father still ignored him and went out by himself.He never bathed with us, or rather, never with me, and rarely bathed me.Xi's father said that he was shy, hehe, he just couldn't take a bath with women, he only took a bath with me.He smiled smugly as he spoke, as if showing off to me.Tsk, I don't know him as well.

"Back to Korea and China, Xi's father will take you to many interesting places, and introduce you to many uncles and aunts. They will definitely like you very much." Xi's father said while wiping my body.

"Why?"

"Because you look a lot like me and are as beautiful as me. Why wouldn't they like it? Besides, many uncles and aunts haven't seen you yet, so they're looking forward to it." He looked expectant, as if to Take me out to show off fiercely, and tell others: Look, this is my Kim Heechul's daughter, isn't she beautiful~cough cough...

But it’s no wonder that I lived under the protection of scientists until I was three years old, because I was not a normal child, and they needed to keep an eye on my situation to make sure I didn’t die prematurely.At that time, I lived in the experimental base in San Francisco. No matter how busy my father was, my father would visit me once a week. When I was three years old, the scientists confirmed that I could grow up healthily and there was no danger of premature death. Take me home, and go to the experimental base for inspection every six months, and contact them at any time if there is any situation.

So apart from the two fathers, I haven’t met any other relatives, not even my grandparents, but some uncles and aunts. Even those who came to America to see them, I have met a few.The one who impressed me the most was a tall and mighty uncle with a big and long face, but he smiled handsomely. As soon as he met, he hugged Geng’s father and kissed Xi’s father, but Geng’s father was not angry at all. When Dad kissed those foreigners, Dad Geng was very unhappy.

But that uncle is really nice. He treated us to a big meal and bought me a lot of toys. Papa Geng and Papa Xi were also very happy.Xi's father said that this uncle is called Choi Siwon, he is their good friend for many years, he is a trustworthy brother, the kind who will stab one's ribs no matter what happens.

Anyway, I don't quite understand it, just like the love between Geng's father and Xi's father, I don't really understand it either.I only know that they love each other very much, the way they love each other is very beautiful, the moment when they look at each other and smile is very beautiful.Although there are still many people who don't understand them, although the three of us orientals will have a high rate of turning heads when walking on the street, although my classmates will still discuss my star dad, they say, don't care what others say, we are very happy Happiness, just let them see it.

On weekends, Xi’s father took me to Los Angeles for shopping. We drove a small car all the way to this big city. When we entered the business district, Xi’s father started to buy messy things, and he kept saying, this one is for moms, this one is for dad For you, for the president, for your brothers, for your sisters... and for this younger brother and that younger brother...

"Father, how can we take it home after you bought so much?" I looked at the two bodyguards carrying bags of things behind me and asked worriedly.

"Just... take it with you. If you can't take it, you can check it in. Besides, it's hard to go back once. You have to buy gifts for them."

"Oh..." I sighed.

"Why are you sighing!" He asked puzzled.

"At that time, Father Geng will definitely be carrying it again."

"Hiss, you kid, it seems like I did something to him." He glared at me.

I was not afraid, so I stared back again. We often stare at each other like this, comparing who has bigger eyes, but he is much taller than me, and he is a bit tired from looking up his neck. "You will bully Geng's father, let him carry everything, isn't it the same every time we go shopping."

"What do you know, you little kid? I won't give it to others if they want to carry it. By the way, who did you learn from? Why do you speak so old-fashioned? I'm your father. It's okay to talk to me like that Little." He said, tapping my head.

"Hmph, Father Geng said I'm smart." I said stinky.

"Cut, it's just his aesthetic." He said disdainfully.

"Hee hee, that's why I like Papa Xi." I said proudly.

Xi's father went crazy, squeezed my face hard, gritted his teeth and threatened, "You try again?"

"Ouch~~" I stuck out my tongue at him, then turned and ran.

"Ah! Don't run! See if I don't deal with you!" He roared and chased after us, and the bodyguards behind us chased us with a bunch of things.

My calf is a slow sprinter, so of course Papa Xi caught up with me in a few steps, and when he hugged me, he just scratched it, which made me struggle and beg for mercy.

"Do you still dare to say me? Dare you?"

"Don't dare, don't dare, Dad Xi, hahaha..."

He finally stopped, stood up and pinched his waist and looked at me. I stuck to his leg like a kitten, rubbing and rubbing, smiling silly.I have tried this trick time and time again, as long as I smile like this, my father will never get me no matter how angry he is.Sure enough, he shook his head and patted my head again, and said, "Okay, stop smirking, just like your Geng father." Then he took my hand and walked on.

Geng's father said, this is called one thing descending one thing.He said, Xi's father was a princess before without me, and after having me, I am a princess. Xi's father has also grown a lot since then, and is no longer so childish.Geng's father said it was all because of me, that I made him feel like a father, and also gave him more laughter and happiness.

We bought a bunch of things and sat in a coffee shop at the end of the commercial street to rest. Xi’s father ordered me a glass of fruit juice. He drank the coffee himself and bought soft drinks for the two bodyguards.The four of us sat at a table.Two burly men, a peerless handsome man, and a super invincible and cute little girl, this combination is indeed a bit strange, many people cast surprised eyes on us.The two bodyguards were both blond and blue-eyed men, and they were also very handsome and handsome, but they were still a bit inferior when they sat with Xi's father. In short, they had a different feeling.

Suddenly a young woman came over, she looked Asian, she was surprised when she saw us, then pointed at Papa Hee and said, "You...are you Kim Heechul?" She said in Chinese and then in English over again.

Xi's father smiled and nodded at her, and said in Chinese, "I am."

"Ah, hello, I'm your fan! I didn't expect to see you here..." She covered her mouth excitedly, and the bodyguard looked at her strangely.

Xi's father shook his head at the bodyguard, indicating that it was okay, then smiled and said to her, "Are you a Chinese student?"

She nodded, took out a pen and paper from her bag, and said, "Please sign for me, Heechul."

Xi's father smiled and signed for her, and took a photo with her again.She looked at me and said, "Is this the daughter of you and Han Geng?"

Hiba nodded.

She looked at me with tears in my eyes, and said, "It's so cute! I really look like you. You...you are living a good life now?"

Xi's father nodded and said, "Well, thank you, we are very happy."

She held Xi's father's hand and said excitedly, "That's great, that's great... You must always be so happy."

"Thanks, we will."

She looked at me again, said goodbye to Xi's father, turned and left reluctantly.The back is covering his face, as if crying.

"Dad, is that aunt crying? Why is she crying?" I asked puzzled.

Xi's father looked at her back and said, "You don't understand a lot of things now."

"Cut, she'll bully me when I'm young." I pouted, but still couldn't help being curious, and continued to ask, "She likes you, right? Papa Xi and Papa Geng are both stars, and you have many girls who like you." Bar?"

"Well, yes, a heartthrob." He replied leisurely while sipping his coffee.

"Wow, that must be pretty cool, right?"

"Ah, am I not handsome now?" He poked my forehead and said.

"No, he's handsome now..." I didn't say that to flatter him, I wouldn't flatter anyone, what I said was just the truth. "But why didn't Papa Xi stop being a star?"

"If I become a star too, who will take care of you!"

"Oh, so it was to take care of me." I said clearly.

He suddenly glanced at me, a little surprised, then smiled and said, "Yes, so you have to be filial to me and don't make me angry, you know? Otherwise, I'll go back to being a star and leave you alone."

"Don't, Papa Xi," I nervously tugged at the corner of his clothes, "Don't ignore Xiao Ai, Xiao Ai will be obedient."

He looked at me as if he was about to cry, then picked me up, kissed my face, and touched my head, "Xiao Ai is so cute and obedient, why is Dad Xi reluctant to let you go? You are me and Father Geng's baby, we will take good care of you and let you grow up healthy and happy, you are our little princess."

"Yeah, Xiao Ai, Xi's father and Geng's father are together, we are very happy." This is a sentence he often taught me, but every time I said this, he would hold me with tears in his eyes, and would not let go.

He said that our current happy life is the result of a lot of hard work. It seems that they have gone through a lot of things to be together and to have me. Therefore, the three of us must live well to be worthy of those help Only we, those who bless us, can be worthy of those previous efforts, and we are the miracles of this world.

Xi's father called the research institute in Los Angeles again, saying that he would take me out of the United States for a while, and then said with a happy smile that he would bring me back on time for a review, and then drove me home with the wind blowing all the way. .