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Kan Qingzhou looked at Tang Bu who had been biting his arm and rubbing his teeth lightly from time to time, and said slowly: "Do you want to eat something?"

Tang Bu looked up at him, let go of his mouth and emphasized again dissatisfiedly: "You are so unpalatable."

Kan Qingzhou frowned and looked at the teeth marks with saliva on her arm: "Well, what do you want to eat?"

Tang Bu crossed his legs and tilted his head facing each other, and said, "You."

Naturally, Kan Qingzhou would not think wrongly, he sighed: "I'll make you some millet porridge, or—do you want to eat an apple first?"

When Tang Bu heard this, he jumped up like a cat that had stepped on its tail, and hugged Kan Qingzhou who was about to stand up, and cursed: "Scumbag!"

Kan Qingzhou hastily held his butt so that he would not fall.

Tang Bu sucked his little nose, and felt aggrieved: "You actually let me eat other apples..."

Kan Qingzhou was a little uncertain about the current Tang Bu. In fact, he and Tang Bu hadn't seen each other for nearly four years, but Tang Bu pulled him into marriage as soon as he returned to China, and within a week after the marriage, his parents There was a car accident.

Kan Qingzhou knew that Tang Bu married him because he didn't like him, from the wedding that was not held after the marriage certificate was pulled, the parents who were not notified, and the night when Tang Bu was drunk, he had a bridal chamber with him, and after that night, the two of them were almost speechless. The scene of getting along can be seen.

Kan Qingzhou followed his will and said, "Okay, then don't eat apples, do you want porridge?"

As soon as the words fell, Tang Bu's stomach began to grumble.

Kan Qingzhou: "Aren't you hungry, shall I carry you down or will you go down by yourself?"

When Tang Bu heard the words, he immediately hugged Kan Qingzhou's neck tightly.

This intimate appearance made Kan Qingzhou smile unconsciously, he turned the other side's arms and walked steadily down the stairs.

This is Kan Qingzhou's private apartment with two floors. He is used to living alone, so there are only part-time workers to clean it at certain times.

Kan Qingzhou put him on the sofa, Tang Bu looked at the back in the kitchen and said in surprise: "It's amazing that Apple can cook."

Kan Qingzhou explained: "I lived alone for four years in college, and when I have nothing to do, I will study and research with recipes."

Tang Bu opened his mouth wide: "Wow, Apple will go to college."

Kan Qingzhou: "..." He felt that Tang Bu was neither normal nor normal.

Tang Bu muttered beside him, "I thought apples were only for eating."

Kan Qingzhou cooked millet porridge in a casserole and then cooked a few light dishes. He remembered Tang Bu's likes and dislikes, but he didn't know if his taste had changed over the years.

Just as he was about to ask, he heard a creaking sound from the sofa, and saw that the person who had just yelled "You scumbag apple, let me eat other apples" was holding a big red and big apple. The fruit of the apples I gnawed was joyful.

Seeing the other party's gaze, Tang Bu didn't feel guilty at all, and even said seriously: "This apple is much tastier than yours."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tang Bu continued: "Although you can cook and go to school, you don't eat well—that is to say, you lose the most basic and important function of an apple."

Kan Qingzhou: "..." Well, I'm sorry, he doesn't deserve to be an apple.

After Tang Bu finished speaking, he smiled again: "But you don't have to be too inferior. You are my apple, no matter what, I will never dislike you. Every little hedgehog can only have one apple."

Although Kan Qingzhou knew that this was just Tang Bu's nonsense, his heart moved a little when he said that there was only one apple.

After Kan Qingzhou prepared the meal and put it on the table, Tang Bu squatted on the chair directly.

He sniffed, and his stomach growled even more happily when he smelled the fragrant vegetables, but he still put his chin on the table and said pitifully: "It smells so good, but little hedgehogs can't eat cooked vegetables, they will die." .”

Kan Qingzhou put a bowl of porridge in front of him, thought for a while and said, "An apple can cook, why can't a little hedgehog eat cooked food?"

After thinking seriously for a few seconds, Tang Bu immediately gave up his principles and picked up chopsticks to feast on.

Kan Qingzhou thought, this little hedgehog uses chopsticks very well.

He now has some doubts whether Tang Bu was really stimulated or just pretended.

Tang Bu almost emptied the two dishes, and drank a casserole of porridge. After he was full, he collapsed on the stool and burped.

Kan Qingzhou picked him up and put him on the sofa: "Are your feet numb?"

The other party almost finished the meal squatting on a chair.

As soon as Tang Bu got on the sofa, his eyes suddenly opened wide, and then he lay down straight and closed his eyes tightly.

Kan Qingzhou panicked: "Tang Bu?"

But the other party didn't respond at all. Kan Qingzhou hurriedly took out his mobile phone and called 120. Did Tang Bu suffer from some hidden illness in the past four years?

He was so flustered that he didn't know what kind of illness would cause him to faint suddenly, but Tang Bu didn't have any medicine by his side, and he didn't see him fainting suddenly in that week.

The ambulance came at speed, and they were successfully transferred to the psychiatric department after a series of examinations at the beginning.

Kan Qingzhou looked at Tang Bu, who was sitting motionless in her arms, in disbelief: "Is he pretending?"

The doctor frowned and nodded: "All the indicators are normal, it can only be pretended."

Kan Qingzhou didn't go to the psychiatric department, he called Wang Shi.

Wang Shi rushed over in a hurry, with an unbelievable expression on his face: "You're pretending so much, and you're still awake? Why don't you pinch someone else and try? Open your eyes when you can't stand the pain."

Kan Qingzhou gave him a cool look: "Did you buy your certificate with money?"

Although he said this, he also knew in his heart that Wang Shi was extremely top-notch professionally.

"Just kidding, don't be so fierce. There is really no good way to solve this kind of thing, but since it's just pretending, don't worry too much."

"So you are useless as a doctor?"

Wang Shi coughed lightly, and he decided not to have the same knowledge as this person: "Since he said he is a hedgehog, then you can solve it according to the habits of the hedgehog, or you can check on the Internet what to do if the hedgehog eats the wrong food."

Kan Qingzhou did some research, and there is no information on the Internet about what to do if a hedgehog eats the wrong food, but there are other animals, the most effective of which is gastric lavage, but Tang Bu is pretending, gastric lavage is impossible, so he can only Tried watering.

He fed Tang Bu with a cup, but Tang Bu closed his mouth tightly and refused to drink. He didn't even know if it was an illusion, he seemed to feel that the other party closed his mouth even tighter.

Kan Qingzhou had no choice but to ask Wang Shi to buy a needle.

Wang Shi was speechless: "You are all married, so you can just feed him mouth to mouth?"

Kan Qingzhou glanced at him.

Wang Shi raised his hands in surrender: "Okay, okay, you give the money and you are the biggest."

After Wang Shi bought it back, Kan Qingzhou pulled out the needle and sucked some pure water into Tang Bu's mouth.

Tangbu opened his eyes after only using half a needle of water. He muttered when he woke up, "I told you, little hedgehogs really can't eat cooked food."

Wang Shi squatted down: "That little hedgehog, can I have a chat with you?"

When Tang Bu turned his head to look at Wang, he only took one look and then immediately turned around and turned his back to him.

Wang Shi felt that if the other party was really a hedgehog, the spines might stand up right now.

Wang Shi cheated the hedgehog with his eyes open: "I know the secret of your apple, don't you want to know?"

Tang Bu pursed his lips: "The little hedgehog is very stupid, the little hedgehog doesn't know what the secret means."

Wang Shi put it another way: "I know a way to make your apples taste better, do you want to hear it?"

Tang Bu was obviously tempted.

Kan Qingzhou knew that Wang Shi wanted to give Tang Bu psychological guidance.

After half an hour—

The door was pushed open.

Wang Shidao: "He unswervingly believes that he is a hedgehog, but except for you as an apple, everyone else has not changed in his cognition."

As soon as Tang Bu came out, he stubbornly pulled Kan Qingzhou's arm to take a bath, and he looked at Kan Qingzhou seriously: "The brain-dead doctor said that the reason why you don't taste good is because you are too dirty, you need to wash it .”

Kan Qingzhou looked at Wang Shi.

Wang Shi mouthed to him: "I made it up."

Tang Bu thought: "But apples can't wash themselves, so let me help you."

Kan Qingzhou looked at Wang Shi again.

Wang Shi spread his hands: "It's none of my business, I'm leaving, you can enjoy it."

Although Kan Qingzhou wanted it very much, but how could Tang Bu give him a bath, Kan Qingyu.Yanyan Yanzhou doesn't like to force others, especially Tang Bu, so Kan Qingzhou didn't touch Tang Bu on the night of their wedding, and now he won't take advantage of Tang Bu's mental disorder.

Originally, it was Kan Qingzhou's extravagant wish to marry him by accident. He was unwilling to do anything when Tang Bu was unwilling or would regret it afterwards.

But Tang Bu was very stubborn, he looked at Kan Qingzhou and said, "You don't like to be clean."

Kan Qingzhou: "I can wash it myself."

Tang Bu shook his head: "Apple won't take a bath by itself."

"But I'm different from other apples. I can cook and read, so it's not surprising that I can take a bath by myself."

Tang Bu thought for a while, then nodded solemnly: "No wonder you don't taste good."

Kan Qingzhou: "..." My fault.

Tang Bu taught seriously: "The most important thing about an apple is that it tastes good. If you know so many, you're putting the cart before the horse."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tangbula touched his hand: "You don't need to know how to wash yourself, I will wash it for you."

Kan Qingzhou: "..." He wasn't sure whether Tang Bu ate Tang Bu when he bathed him, or he ate Tang Bu.

Kan Qingzhou couldn't resist him, just when he thought Tang Bu would take him to the bathroom, the other party took him straight to the kitchen sink.

Well, yes, I also know that vegetables and fruits should be washed in the vegetable sink, and they have not lost their human nature.

Kan Qingzhou had mixed feelings.

Tang Bu looked at him seriously and said, "Take off your clothes."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tang Bu patted his head: "Oh yes, Apple won't undress itself, let me help you."

Kan Qingzhou really didn't want to walk the birds in the kitchen.

Tang Bu went to unbutton his button, and suddenly thought of something puzzled: "Why do you wear clothes, Apple? Apples don't wear clothes, so you don't want to wear them in the future."

Kan Qingzhou succumbed: "This is not clothes, this is my apple peel."

Tang Bu nodded knowingly, and then said: "No wonder you are so unpalatable, the apple skin is so astringent and sour, I like to eat peeled ones, you don't need to wear clothes in the future."

Kan Qingzhou thought, when the other party bit his arm, he also rolled up his sleeve and bit again, how could he eat the skin?

And, isn't Tang Bu really pretending?

Kan Qingzhou took a fixed look at Tang Bu, and denied it, which was unnecessary and meaningless.

Whiteboard——

Tang Bu: I'm not a perverted hedgehog, I just don't like to eat apples with the skin on!

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The whiteboard is similar to a monologue in the heart, and it has nothing to do with the text, and it is only for fun.