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The two of them were in a stalemate. Kan Qingzhou held Tang Bu's hand when Tang Bu took off Kan Qingzhou's shirt and wanted to take off his pants.

Tang Bu looked at him.

Kan Qingzhou's Adam's apple rolled: "Stop making trouble."

Tang Bu frowned, as if he had been insulted, he turned his back to Kan Qingzhou angrily.

"Tang Bu?"

Tang Bu ignored him.

"Little hedgehog?"

Tang Bu still ignored him.

Kan Qingzhou succumbed, but still fought for herself: "The vegetable sink can't fit me, let's go to the bathroom, shall we?"

Tang Bu refused: "Why are you so willful? How can anyone wash apples in the bathroom?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..." He has never seen a little hedgehog who not only has to peel an apple but also wash it.

Tang Bu: "Do you wash it? If you don't wash it, I won't want your apple."

Kan Qingzhou: "...Washing, whatever, whatever you want."

Satisfied, Tang Bu stripped him naked.

Kan Qingzhou felt that of course not everything in this world is as you think, as long as Tang Bu is happy, nothing can be done, and Tang Bu is sick, he can't argue with him.

"Wow," Tang Bu touched Kan Qingzhou's abdominal muscles, "Why does an apple have abdominal muscles?"

Kan Qingzhou: "..." He doesn't know, just like he doesn't know why a little hedgehog acts like an old hooligan.

After Tang Bu finished speaking, he flicked his shirt in confusion, and said distressedly, "Why don't I have abdominal muscles?"

Kan Qingzhou didn't answer his doubts, because Tang Bu pointed his head at him after turning on the faucet—and used cold water.

Their faucets can be stretched and lengthened, so it is very convenient to operate.

Although the water was cold, it couldn't relieve Kan Qingzhou's heat.

Kan Qingzhou felt too uncomfortable.

Tang Bu didn't understand what it means to be sympathetic to a sweet woman and cherish a jade, so the cold water rushed on Kan Qingzhou's body, and even a thin layer of water accumulated on the floor.

Kan Qingzhou stood expressionless on the ground. He has a strong physique and rarely catches a cold. Now that the weather is not cold, he is not afraid of getting sick, so he just let Tang Bu do as he pleases.

Tang Bu lowered his head and poked him.

Kan Qingzhou froze, holding his hand, her voice hoarse: "Have you finished washing?"

Tang Bu tilted his head, stretched out his hand to rub his body like a gesture: "No."

Kan Qingzhou suddenly reached out and took the shirt that was put aside, put it on casually, and grabbed Tang Bu's troublesome little hand: "Okay."

Tang Bu blinked with his hands clamped and then squatted down suddenly.

Kan Qingzhou cursed in a low voice, pinching the opponent's wrists with one hand, and was about to pull him up with the other hand.

"Stop it……"

Tang Bu refused, he seemed to be a puppy guarding the food suddenly with a sense of crisis, raised his head and said viciously: "I will bite you if you are disobedient."

Kan Qingzhou's hands froze.

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Kan Qingzhou hugged Tang Bu.

At this moment, there was a rustling sound at the door, and Kan Qingzhou subconsciously looked at the time before realizing that her aunt would come to cook at this time.

Usually he is busy with work and rarely has time to cook, so he asked his aunt to cook on time, and it is common for him to work overtime late, so he gave his aunt a spare key for convenience.

Kan Qingzhou looked at herself, naked - oh no, with Tang Bu's body and a messy kitchen, and quickly closed the kitchen door.

Fortunately, the kitchen door is a frosted glass door.

"Aunt Li, I'm at home today, so I don't need you to cook, please run over." Kan Qingzhou shouted.

Aunt Li can only vaguely see Kan Qingzhou's back through the glass door. This is the easiest job she has found. Since Kan Qingzhou spends a lot of time socializing, she can't cook a few times a month, but the salary But the price she gave was higher than the general market price, so she was very embarrassed, thinking that since she came, she would make a meal.

So she said while walking: "You can take a rest when you're done, I'll do it."

Just when Kan Qingzhou was worried about what to do, Tang Bu fluttered his little feet restlessly and was about to make a fuss.

There was too much water accumulated in the kitchen, making the floor tiles very slippery. Kan Qingzhou slipped and fell inadvertently. He hurriedly protected Tang Bu with one hand and went to pick the cabinet with the other.

As a result, the cupboard was not picked up, but a pile of seasonings were knocked over on the ground.

Aunt Li was shocked to see the loud noise coming from the kitchen and the two people stacked together.

Kan Qingzhou's first reaction was to see if Tang Bu was okay.

The second reaction is that fortunately the knife is not on the outside.

"My mother," Aunt Li exclaimed, and hurried over to open the kitchen door.

Kan Qingzhou hurriedly shouted: "We're fine, you can go back first."

Aunt Li paused for a moment when she opened the door. She suddenly understood something, nodded and said: "Oh, okay, then I'll go back first, you guys...be careful, the kitchen...is very dangerous, I'll ring the doorbell a few times in the future. Come in."

Kan Qingzhou knew that the other party might have misunderstood something - he looked at Tang Bu, who was fine but was hugged tightly by the sound of the jar smashing - he didn't seem to have misunderstood anything.

When Aunt Li left, she shook her head and said to herself, "Young people these days play really hard."

-

Kan Qingzhou took off Tang Bu's wet clothes and changed him into pajamas and put him on the bed before he felt the pain in his back and arms.

I think my back should be blue.

He looked at his arm again—a few shards of glass had been pierced into it.

Kan Qingzhou asked Tang Bu, "Did you get stabbed?"

Tang Bu lay on the bed obediently, with his hands resting on his belly like a Sleeping Beauty, blinking and shaking his head.

Kan Qingzhou thought that when he changed his clothes just now, there was really no bleeding or blue on the other party's body. He found a clip and frowned to pinch the glass shards out, and then simply applied a medicine.

He couldn't reach his back, but the bruise wasn't serious, so he didn't call a doctor, thinking it would be fine in a few days.

But Tang Bu——he seemed to have found something interesting and sat up immediately, poked Kan Qingzhou's green back with his finger, and then sighed in a surprised tone: "Wow, green apple. "

Kan Qingzhou's mouth twitched.

Yu Yan missed the next second—Kan Qingzhou was stunned.

Because Tang Bu stuck out his tongue and licked his back.

Kan Qingzhou turned to look at him.

Tang Bu took a sip: "It's really unpalatable."

Kan Qingzhou: "..."

Tang Bu knelt on the bed like a child and hugged his neck from the back and said willfully, "I don't like eating green apples."

Kan Qingzhou could feel the heat on his face from the other party.

For a moment, he was fascinated, and he said, "Then can you apply safflower oil for me?"

Tang Bu blinked: "Will it turn into a red apple after wiping it off?"

Kan Qingzhou nodded: "Yes."

Kan Qingzhou was lying on the bed, Tang Bu sat on his waist, Kan Qingzhou instructed: "First spread the safflower oil on your hands and then apply it on your back."

Tang Bu tilted his head to look at the glowing red liquid in the bottle and said suddenly, "I know why it can turn you into a red apple. It has pigment and will fade."

Kan Qingzhou laughed: "It's a knowledgeable little hedgehog."

But the little hedgehog quit. He leaned forward on Kan Qingzhou's back and raised his hand and shook the bottle: "But I don't like to eat apples with pigment."

Kan Qingzhou was helpless by him: "Then don't erase it?"

Tang Bu sat up straight again and opened the safflower oil: "But I prefer red apples."

Kan Qingzhou guessed that Young Master Tang might not have personally applied safflower oil to anyone in his life, let alone when he was insane, and the other party's attack was not serious.

But Kan Qingzhou didn't feel any special pain, the air was full of the smell of safflower oil.

Tang Bu poured the safflower oil unambiguously, almost half of the bottle went down after wiping.

Tang Bu approached his back and sniffed: "It's over, Apple, you are not only not tasty, but also smelly."

Kan Qingzhou laughed, turned over and got the other person down: "What do you want to eat?"

Tang Bu blinked and shook his head: "Little hedgehogs can't eat cooked food, they will die."

Kan Qingzhou: "After you eat, drink some water and go out."

Tang Bu thought for a while, then nodded: "Yeah."

Whiteboard——

Tang Bu: As you can see in the title