provoke [entertainment]

"Dare you?" Xi Muyu's voice was low and hoarse, as if seductive.

Zhuang Yisheng gave a low cough.

He fell asleep yesterday afternoon, which made him very regretful when he woke up.Especially when I saw people on Weibo shouting "together" and "doi in situ", I felt even more regretful.

Why, fell asleep?

Is it that hard to hold on?You know, Xi Muyu is No.1 in the dream lover list voted by major social platforms. Countless people want to be like him. monkey"……

And he, who had the opportunity to have an "in-depth communication" with Xi Muyu, fell asleep like this?

It's really inappropriate.

"I'm too daring!" Zhuang Yisheng watched Xi Muyu's eyes darken under the warm yellow light. He felt shameful, swallowed his saliva, and said reservedly, "Isn't it just drinking and chatting?"

Xi Muyu looked at him, his Adam's apple twitched, and with a low "hmm", he turned the door of the apartment with the key.

Zhuang Yisheng felt hot all over from his "hmm", and while raising his legs to follow Xi Muyu into the door, he kept telling himself in his heart, to be reserved, not to rush directly, as if he was too eager.

Anyway, let's pave the way...

As a result, as soon as the door was closed, it was directly pressed against the door panel.What followed was Xi Muyu's hot and fiery kiss.His tongue moved eagerly, still carrying the clear aroma of wine, entangled with his tongue.

The wine in the evening seemed to have turned into beads of sweat, rolling down in the gradually warmer room after turning on the heater.

In the bathroom, there was the sound of "splashing" water.

Zhuang Yisheng was sitting on the sofa in the living room, lying on his back with his legs open, leaning against the pillow on the back of the sofa, his bony hands were raised and covered his eyes, Xi Muyu's hoarse voice seemed to be still echoing in his ears.

"You wash first or me first?"

When Zhuang Yisheng was not awkward with Xi Muyu, he was always very personable.He subconsciously blurted out, "You go first."

And then, here we are.

Even if it was just the sound of water, Zhuang Yisheng felt that this water might have attributes, the five elements belonged to fire, and every sound seemed to be roasting him.

At this moment, he is like Ye Gong, who is a good dragon, he likes it in his heart, but when he realizes that it might happen, he doesn't feel down.

Of course, more excitement.

What else?

His short 29 years of life flashed through his mind like a lantern, as if it didn't matter anymore, and everything was just for the present.

He has never done it. He also watched movies that start with the letter A, and he has never studied the ones that start with the letter G.He doesn't know how men and men do, and filming is different from actual combat. Filming only needs appearance, and there is a gap between reality and reality.

He should take a look now, it should be too late, right?

Thinking of this, Zhuang Yisheng took out his phone and searched on the browser——

[What should men and men do for the first time? ]

[What preparations should be made before same-sex sex? ]

……

After browsing one post after another, Zhuang Yisheng finally saw a reliable answer.

However, after counting the steps and precautions in detail, he realized that men and men would be so troublesome!

What to pour; what to look for, and rhythm, strength and angle...

The whole person is a little desperate.

What if, what if the preparations are half done and he gets soft?Will it affect his relationship with Xi Muyu?It would be bad if Xi Muyu mistakenly thinks that he has no sexual interest in him!

He is very interesting!

They are all very energetic now, and they really want to play with their prestige.Or, in order to last, he should solve it secretly when he takes a shower?But if it’s over and it’s not working because of nervousness...

How can a man not do it!

he was thinking.

Suddenly, the bathroom door opened.Xi Muyu's wet hair was pulled back by him, revealing a full and smooth forehead and a handsome face.

Drops of water dripped from the tips of his hair, and the drops of water slid down his smooth skin, across his slender neck, slightly protruding Adam's apple, then his firm chest, thin abdominal muscles, and sexy mermaid lines.

Under the mermaid line is a raised pure white bath towel.

Zhuang Yisheng stared at Xi Muyu, and looked at Xi Muyu motionlessly.

Afterwards, he saw his sexy lips move slightly, and instantly remembered the last time in an empty room, it was such a pair of moderately thick lips...the inside was hot and soft.

"Go."

Xi Muyu's voice seemed to come from beyond the clouds.

Zhuang Yisheng stepped on the cloud, in a daze of fog, and at some point stood under the shower.

A few minutes later, the bathroom door was suddenly opened, and Zhuang Yisheng turned around in surprise, "I, I haven't finished washing yet."

"En." Xi Muyu responded in a low voice, and said, "I can't wait, let's wash together."

The next moment, Zhuang Yisheng was pressed down on the cold tiles under the shower.

……

The hot air in the room seemed to be boiling, and he did not forget to tell Xi Muyu that although he had learned it, he was not very good at it yet. "If I don't do well, don't hold it against me."

He laughed lowly, his chest trembling, "What have you learned?"

The movement of his hands didn't stop.

Zhuang Yisheng said: "Just looked at it briefly. It's not that I didn't do my homework, it's that the crackdown on pornography and illegal activities is very serious now, and the details written on the Internet are not very detailed."

Xi Muyu whispered in his ear, "It's fine if I know how."

New Year's Eve is still lively outside.Before the festival, I don't know what activities or customs there are on the street, but a procession of beating gongs and drums, and some people danced lions passed by.

There is no one dancing in the square anymore. There are many stalls, including a small amusement park, a small zoo, a ring trap, and a doll catcher. There are also many barbecue stalls, food stalls, and toy stalls...

There are also young students who go home to celebrate the New Year and put Kongming lanterns.

As a result, under the entire night sky, there are countless lights floating in the night sky.

"Clap clap-"

Gorgeous fireworks exploded in the sky one after another.It seems to indicate that the past year has been very fucked, but the world is always beautiful, and hope is rising in the boundless darkness.

It's like a spark is about to become a prairie fire.

Suddenly, a stray cat came from nowhere and entered the building where the actors lived through the window.It walked on a catwalk, and heard some ambiguous sounds coming out of the bright room.

Then, I saw a person propping his hands on the frosted glass, and was slammed against by a tall figure behind him, as if humans were fighting, and the door panel was knocked.

It opened a pair of round cat eyes and watched the two strange human beings suddenly fighting. One directly hugged the other.

When the door was opened, heat escaped from the bathroom into the bedroom.

The wild cat's eyes were fast and its legs were fast. When it hid under the table, it saw two slender and beautiful legs walking towards the bed very slowly.

After an unknown amount of time, it heard such a conversation.

"Don't go out."

"you sure?"

"Well, give it to me."

Finally, this restless New Year's Eve finally quieted down.

Zhuang Yisheng never expected that Xi Muyu would do what he said, he really didn't need to know it, he just needed to enjoy it.Anyway, he didn't want to move a finger anymore, and at this moment, the commercial picture and lines of Shen Bao film appeared in his mind.

At this moment, Xi Muyu asked, "What are you thinking?"

The advertising slogan blurted out: "Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overwork...the waist and legs are sore, and the spirit is low, as if the body has been hollowed out."

Zhuang Yisheng: "..."

Xi Muyu: "..."

Zhuang Yisheng didn't really want to recall what happened later, who would have thought that the incident started in the bathroom and ended in the bathroom!

The next morning, Zhuang Yisheng was sore all over, and when he saw Xi Muyu, who was sleeping next to him, who was still handsome and peaceful, and couldn't see the unrestrained hooliganism of last night, he didn't have any filter at all, and he kicked in anger Kicked over.

"Who the hell kicked me." He opened his eyes, and was about to get angry when he saw Zhuang Yisheng, who had an innocent face and a peaceful face beside him, suddenly remembered something, and laughed directly.

The phoenix eyes were sleepy, and the corners of the mouth were smiling, "Oh, so it's my boyfriend."

Zhuang Yisheng really wanted to roll his eyes, but in the end he didn't think it was elegant, so he buried his head under the pillow and said angrily, "What kind of boyfriend, I think it's more like an inflatable doll."

There was a satisfied smile in Xi Muyu's voice, "You are prettier than a blow-up doll."

Zhuang Yisheng was angry, "Can you move your hand away?!"

next moment.

"Fuck. Your mother, Xi Muyu..."

Xi Muyu kissed him while playing: "Yes, I love you."

Zhuang Yisheng: "..." The dog forced Xi Muyu to kill you.

In the end, Zhuang Yisheng couldn't get up, so Xi Muyu called to ask for a leave of absence for him, "Well, he drank too much last night, he caught a cold at night, and he has a fever."

"Me? Of course I want to take care of him."

Finally, Zhuang Yisheng grabbed the bed sheet and scolded in a hoarse voice: "Don't take care of me, do you fucking have skin hunger?"

"Yeah." Someone said embarrassingly, "There is no skin hunger and thirst, but there is Zhuang Yisheng's hunger and thirst."

Zhuang Yisheng: "..." Angrily, he grabbed his phone and posted the latest Weibo.

Zhuang Yisheng V: You don't have to!

Xi Muyu immediately commented below: [Touch the dog's head.jpg]

Knowing that Zhuang Yisheng was in Xi Muyu's room last night, Xiao Wang, Hong Hong, Sun Xiaohan and others immediately wore CP vests and commented one after another.

[What is unnecessary?I really want to know too! ]

[Tell me in detail?There is no shortage of this flow. ]

[my roommate died wanting to know what the hell was wrong]

……

Xi Muyu and Zhuang Yisheng shared the bed to play with their mobile phones. He switched to the trumpet and went to Zhuang Yisheng's Weibo to join in the fun.

[What is unnecessary?Expand and talk (penguin circle)]

……

Because certain accounts jumped too aggressively, Zhuang Yisheng clicked in directly, and found out in surprise——

The fuck, it's actually him and Xi Muyu talking superficially?

Take a closer look, oh, it turns out that it is divided into attack and subject!Why did Xi Muyu attack him by default?Since everyone is a man, can't he attack? ! ! !

Let’s get to the essence of the post, good guy, some short fanfiction is directly the daily coding of him and Xi Muyu on the set!

Zhuang Yisheng poked Xi Muyu who was next to him with his finger, and said angrily: "There is a ghost in our crew!"

Xi Muyu glanced at Zhuang Yisheng's cell phone, and smiled, "Isn't the ghost inside you?"