provoke [entertainment]

Zhuang Yisheng had a black question mark face directly: "What the hell are you talking about?"

Xi Muyu looked over suspiciously, "Isn't it?"

Zhuang Yisheng slapped Xi Muyu's thigh, "Of course not! Hiss..."

Xi Muyu grabbed Zhuang Yisheng's claws, his eyes darkened suddenly, the fiery gaze seemed to burn the quilt on him.Zhuang Yisheng understood at a glance, "Are you the reincarnation of Teddy?"

Xi Muyu touched it and kissed him on the lips, "It's swollen, I'll give you medicine."

Zhuang Yisheng said sullenly: "You still have a little conscience." Like a puppy who has been wronged all the time, it answered listlessly.

After a few minutes.

Zhuang Yisheng's pupil earthquake:? ? ?

What the fuck?

Are the tools for applying medicine too unprofessional?Is it purely self-serving?ah?

An hour later, Xi Muyu carried Zhuang Yisheng out of the bathroom, put on his pajamas and pajamas for him, and changed the dirty sheets and quilts with his own hands.

Zhuang Yisheng was wrapped in a quilt, and whenever Xi Muyu approached, he would slap him, "Go away."

Like a bullied kitten.

Xi Muyu just smirked - he really bullied people hard.But he has been thinking about Zhuang Yisheng since he was in college, and this is the first time he has had sex in more than 30 years, the first time he has indulged in sex, and the only person he has ever had a crush on, and he is especially lovable, who can bear it?

At this moment, when Zhuang Yisheng looked at Xi Muyu, he felt like a big wolf dog staring at him, squatting beside him with his mouth open and his tongue sticking out, as if saying: "Shasha..."

fuck.

Zhuang Yisheng pulled the quilt over his head.

He took a nap for a while, and was woken up by Xi Muyu not long after, and Sun Xiaohan bought breakfast at Xi Muyu's request.Xi Muyu wanted to set up a small table on the bed so that he could eat on the bed.

But Zhuang Yisheng was shameless and flatly refused, getting up and going to the living room outside.

Xi Muyu put all the food on the coffee table, so Zhuang Yisheng sat down on the soft sofa, and a certain uncomfortable part was not so obvious.

However, as soon as he sat down, he saw Sun Xiaohan going to the bedroom.

Zhuang Yisheng thought about the used condoms in the trash can, and his cheeks became hot instantly.A few minutes later, I saw Sun Xiaohan come out carrying the black garbage bag in the bedroom.

Seeing Zhuang Yisheng looking over, she suppressed a smile and explained: "The paparazzi often look through trash bags, I will take this out and throw it away."

Although it is said that they are not staying in a hotel, but in the film crew, but since Bian Tai, who was following Zhuang Yisheng before, sneaked in, the paparazzi may also take advantage of the loopholes.

Of course Zhuang Yisheng knew about it. He wanted Xiao Wang to deal with it, but he forgot to call.

However, "If the paparazzi finds that the garbage bag is empty, then there is no silver 300 taels here?"

Sun Xiaohan said with a smile: "So I put the garbage bag from my room here."

Undoubtedly, the people around Xi Muyu have almost no gender prejudice, and they are all professional in their work, so he doesn't need to say anything.

Sun Xiaohan was screaming like a groundhog in her heart, but her reason kept her professional.

When they walked to the door, they suddenly heard Zhuang Yisheng and Xi Muyu say: "What are these? Birds can fade out of the mouth. I want to eat stir-fried spicy pig's trotters, spicy prawns, braised pork ribs..."

When Zhuang Yisheng said this before, Xiao Wang could only blow Zhuang Yisheng's rainbow fart, and then coax him to do what the nutritionist asked.

When he arrived at Xi Muyu's place, it was——

Before he could count on the game, he was interrupted by Xi Muyu's laughing voice, "Don't think about it, you can't eat spicy food now. Even if you can eat it, these are high-calorie foods, and your nutritionist won't agree."

Sun Xiaohan paused, turned his back to the two of them, couldn't help but smile like an old mother, and closed the door for the two of them.

"boom--"

The warm room became the private space of the two again.

Zhuang Yisheng choked up when he remembered the reason why he couldn't eat spicy food, and buried himself in his meal in a disguised way.After the meal, he slept for a while, and when he woke up, he saw Xi Muyu sitting by the window reading a book.The sun shines on him through the gauze curtain, casting a layer of light on him.

The temperature outside has already dropped below zero degrees Celsius, but the interior is warm as spring due to the heating.Because the two humidifiers are turned on, the air is not dry, and the indoor environment is quite pleasant.

If you add the human factor...

In the past, many media people, marketing accounts, and even fans praised Xi Muyu's appearance, calling him the darling of the creator.The handsomeness of the front face has reached its peak, and the side face is even more beautiful, so beautiful that people can forget their gender.

It's just that his temperament is too noble and glamorous, and his personality is too free and unrestrained... Therefore, the public said sourly that this is a man that ordinary people can't get.

As he himself said, if anyone is worthy of him, it must be himself.

At this moment, he is wearing a light brown everyday loose V-neck sweater, a pair of slim beige slacks on his legs, a pair of beautiful butterfly bones on the back, and the two sexy collarbones under his neck seem to reflect light in the sun .

No one would have imagined that Xi Muyu, who looks like such an elegant, restrained and beautiful person, is not only as fierce as a wolf and tiger in bed, but also whispers all kinds of nasty things in his ears that make people blush.

If human factors are added, the indoor environment is not pleasant, but very pleasant, very pleasant.

Looking at the slightly protruding Adam's apple on Xi Muyu's slender neck like jade, he couldn't help swallowing, but the discomfort in his chrysanthemum and every bone in his sore and powerless protest seemed to say——

The chrysanthemum is broken, and the buttocks are full of injuries.

Not a drop really.

He couldn't help secretly hating himself for not living up to expectations, and buried his face in the quilt to calm down a little, then took out his mobile phone to make a call, and asked Xiao Wang to send him a set of clothes.

"Underwear too."

As soon as the words finished, Xi Muyu's beautiful eyes swept over.

With a look, Zhuang Yisheng thought that his behavior just now had the effect of cheating, so under the pressure of Xi Muyu, he said: "Forget it, no need. You and Honghong, come here .”

He paused, and then said, "Come back in 10 minutes."

After hanging up the phone, Xi Muyu looked at his bare arms and the red mark between his collarbone, his eyes were dark, and he asked in a hoarse voice: "What kind of one do you have? I'll get it."

Zhuang Yisheng pulled up the quilt to cover everything from his chin, and said in a muffled voice, "You see and take it."

Twenty minutes later, Zhuang Yisheng, who had changed into his daily clothes, was sitting in the living room, holding a cup of Kung Fu tea made by Xi Muyu, watching Xiao Wang and Hong Hong standing in a row.

Xiao Wang and Hong Hong usually dare not stay in the same space with Xi Muyu, but they never expected that after spending the night with Xi Muyu, the immediate boss would be infected with this kind of intimidation, which made them tremble in their hearts.

Zhuang Yisheng took a sip of tea, and sat on the back of the sofa with open legs, "Speak, tell the truth."

Xiao Wang and Zhuang Yisheng have a good relationship, they have been friends for several years, and they are one of Zhuang Yisheng's most trusted people.He salivated and asked, "This...brother, can you point us in the right direction?"

Zhuang Yisheng was too lazy to play Tai Chi with them, and he said concisely, "Extraordinary."

Xiao Wang's heart skipped a beat, "What?"

"CP Chaohua, the fan essays in it have written a lot of things about the crew, some things, only me and brother Xi know, I told you later."

Of course, it is possible that Xiao Wang told others with his big mouth, and they moved to Chaohua after processing.

Although Xiao Wang is naughty, he has a good character and has always been loyal to him, so even if he has a big mouth, he is also a big mouth with the people in his team.

Hong Hong was too frightened to speak, she just wrung her fingers.

God knows, she has always followed the trend of eating sugar, and has never produced food!

Xiao Wang panicked in his heart, and murmured, "I built this super talk."

Good guy with vision.

Zhuang Yisheng couldn't help admiring in his heart, but he sneered on his face, "You and Sister Man can explain it to you." This kind of matter is usually not handled by the artist himself, and usually handled by the agent.

It is true that Xiao Wang's behavior is not very professional, but his unprofessional behavior is just a little bit scratchy.Therefore, after Zhuang Yisheng told Zhao Man about the incident, when Zhao Man was so angry that he was about to die, he said, "Educate, educate, scare and frighten, that's all. Leave it to me."

Therefore, Zhao Man severely criticized and educated Xiao Wang and Hong Hong, and asked them to memorize the code of practice again, remembering that they should not do this again next time, and that they should report to the studio first if they saw the incident, etc., and deducted again. The two-month bonus is calculated.

These are all later stories.

Right now, as soon as Xiao Wang and Hong Hong went out, Zhuang Yisheng immediately looked at Xi Muyu, "Look, it's really not me."

Xi Muyu felt a little regretful, and then teased him that he is a big star and can play prestige.

Zhuang Yisheng found a comfortable position in Mu Yu's arms and leaned on "Cultivate health and rest", "Don't make fun of me. What kind of star am I? You are the big star."

Xi Muyu wore silver-rimmed round-frame glasses, inserted his fingers into Zhuang Yisheng's hair, massaged his scalp once and for all, and wrote lightly: "I also have something to confess."

Zhuang Yisheng opened his eyes suddenly, looking at Xi Muyu's superior jawline, "What?"

"I have a trumpet in CP Chaohua."

Zhuang Yisheng:? ? ?

He grabbed Xi Muyu's mobile phone to read his past speeches, he was so embarrassed that he was digging his toes.

Afterwards, Xi Muyu also questioned the people around him, and they all put on vests and talked about "picking sugar".Who would have thought that all these people around who are usually quite serious on the surface are actually watching him and Xi Muyu fall in love!

Looking forward to them talking before they talk!When they were in the same room, they yelled to let them doi in place!There are also confusing speeches similar to "Kill me to cheer them up"!

……

It's like a real version of "The Truman Show".The difference is that Truman is monitored in all directions, but in reality, people who eat their CP can only rely on detective reasoning ability to pick out sugar.

It's outrageous!

Off the charts!

The point is, the one who shouted doi in place was actually Xi Muyu himself!

What kind of psychedelic reality is this?

A little blush appeared on Xi Muyu's ears and neck, he strategically coughed lightly, and smiled calmly: "You can't blame me. The main reason is that you are so cute, you can miss Japan just by looking at it."

Zhuang Yisheng subconsciously covered his chrysanthemum.

Xi Muyu laughed, and continued, "I can't get it in reality, so why don't I use a small account to chat on the Internet?"

"How am I cute? I'm obviously strong."

Zhuang Yisheng retorted subconsciously, wanting to clench his fist to show off his muscles, but his physical condition did not allow it for the time being.Then, as if he realized something, he crawled to the side, trying to distance himself from Xi Muyu.

However, as soon as he climbed out, he was dragged back by holding his waist, and Xi Muyu's laughing voice was next to his ears, "Don't worry, I won't move you until you're ready."

Zhuang Yisheng smiled: "You said the same thing last night and this morning."

It was Xi Muyu's kiss that answered him.

When both of them were not breathing well, Xi Muyu let go of him quite restrainedly, trying to say something else to divert his attention.

"Come and live with me?"

Zhuang Yisheng was distracted and wanted to agree, but considering certain things, "Isn't it appropriate? After all, we still have to film."

Xi Muyu said, "I won't torment you when there is drama."

Zhuang Yisheng said honestly: "You may be able to bear it, but I may not."

Before he could say a word, he was stared at by Xi Muyu's hot and aggressive eyes, and then his butt was slapped, "Seduce me again?"

……

In the end, Zhuang Yisheng still couldn't resist Xi Muyu's proposal and moved to his room.

Later, through Xiao Wang and Hong Hong, I learned that most of the crew were watching him and Xi Muyu "fall in love" in super chat!It's the kind of candy that is purely booing and eating food with big hands.

If you want to ask why you know, the two said that they had met when the staff were drinking sugar in their spare time and heard related discussions.

After filming resumed, Zhuang Yisheng and Xi Muyu filmed the period of passionate love and the period of breaking up.During the love period, the two filmed the scene very well, and the chemical reaction was very strong. Even Director Hu, who was picky and sometimes didn't know what he wanted but only knew what he didn't want, only asked them to shoot a scene three or two times.

During the breakup period, director Hu always disliked the atmosphere between the two of them being too boring, a bit like "sorry for writing new words".For this reason, he strongly suggested Zhuang Yisheng to move out of Xi Muyu's room, and even sent old Xue to lobby Xi Muyu.

Although Xi Muyu was dissatisfied, he knew rationally that this was the best choice. The most realistic thing was that Zhuang Yisheng moved out directly when he had too many NGs.

The filming status of the two of them is a little better.

When the media visited the set, Xi Muyu and Zhuang Yisheng were interviewed together. Zhuang Yisheng once again praised Xi Muyu in front of the microphone, and thanked him for saving himself and allowing him to share a room with him.

As soon as the interview video came out, CP Chaohua's buddy was in a tizzy again.

Afterwards, Zhuang Yisheng said: "It's a pity that we recently filmed a bitter scene. The director refused to let us have a good relationship outside the film. He was afraid that it would affect the effect of the film, so he had to move it out."

When the media asked about Xi Muyu's feelings, he said solemnly: "Well, it's not easy to be in a long-distance relationship."

On the barrage of the interview video.

[Is this definitely a talk? ]

[God damn it's not easy to be in a long-distance relationship, you just live in the same room, just across the aisle! ! ! ]

……

The media naturally booed.

Xi Muyu directly blamed Director Hu, "It's a movie plot, why are you so excited?"

Zhuang Yisheng pursed his lips and smiled beside him.

When the media asked about daily affairs, Xi Muyu asked Zhuang Yisheng to answer.So, Zhuang Yisheng had no choice but to start talking nonsense again...

The interview video spread rapidly on the Internet, directly tearing a bloody path on the huge and complicated network with ever-changing information.All the studios that were hotly searched for buying that day were all suppressed.

It seems that the circle of friends all over the world has been screened by this video.

Those who sucked on CP shouted together, they were definitely talking, please get married on the spot.

People who don't drink CP say that both of them are very stalking, good at talking, and good at joking, and they don't realize what the two are talking about, it's obviously true!

There is also Lianai Hu who is not good at speaking to the public and was forced to be hacked by the two.

After the interview, and saying goodbye to the teachers of the media, Xi Muyu and his brothers seemed to hook Zhuang Yisheng's shoulders and went back to the set. Zhuang Yisheng suddenly received a call.