Mermaid superstar strength pet cat

He didn't really have a brain twitch to the point where Yan Du appeared in "Approaching Science". If he deliberately did this, the audience would cry.

But it is the official column of the Demon Management Committee, and other subordinate TV stations are obliged to cooperate with it in the publicity and education work of "promoting the scientific spirit and breaking the feudal superstition". TV stations can only do so.

When Yan Du got this script, the whole fish fell into deep anxiety.

"This will definitely destroy the character design? If I become a comedian, will Miao Ji despise me?"

Tu Bo: "Don't worry, you are already a comedian with Captain Meow, and he also dislikes you."

Killing intent shot out in Yan Du's eyes, and Tu Bo was silenced several times in the early morning.

Finally remembering that I still have someone to set it up, Yan Du started to pretend while sitting in the nanny's car, the whole process was deep, restrained, low-key, and elegant.

Miao Ji quietly watched him pretending to be aggressive.

Halfway through the pretending, Yan Du finally couldn't pretend anymore.

"Can you give me one of your WeChat? We will have a long-term cooperative relationship in the future, and it is inconvenient to have no contact information."

Miao Ji: "No WeChat."

Yan Du: "The phone number is also fine."

Miao Ji frowned, but he also felt the same reason in his heart. Seeing Yan Du's urgency, he didn't know how long it would take for the supervision order to be revoked, so he said, "Tell me, I'll call you."

Yan Du read his personal number, Miao Ji called, hung up, and saved his name.

Yan Du felt elated, now he could finally call and send text messages to Miao Ji justifiably.Miao Ji sat in the back seat behind him, scanned Yan Du's screen at once, and saw that the note he had given himself was three words: my cat.

He was full of evil spirits on the spot.

The driver in the front row felt a chill down his spine, his hands trembled, and he almost drove the car under the overpass.

They were going to the shooting location of the reality show in the afternoon, but Yan Du had another job in the morning, which was to shoot the sideshow of "Merman's Blood".Whenever a movie is released, some interesting tidbits will always be released to satisfy the curiosity of the audience.But the tidbits released before were not up to standard, and the film could still be called special effects, but in the tidbits, Yan Du dragged his long fish tail to swim freely in the water, which was more than the movie itself.

The tidbits to be filmed this time are the wearing process of "Mermaid Tail".

This one is quite simple. The props team had already spent a lot of money to create a set of realistic and gorgeous fish tails, but when the filming started, Yan Du angrily scolded them for being superfluous. Still came in handy.

Miao Ji was walking in a studio full of green screens. Tu Bo had already been separated from his identity as Yan Du's agent, and he seemed to be a dog's leg following the inspection of the leader.Followed behind Miao Ji all the way to introduce him to various professional equipment.

Miao Ji said disdainfully: "Hmph, company, this is how your company operates. He is the boss and you just let him do whatever he wants. Does it mean that if he wants to eat someone, you will catch him too?"

Tubo was sweating profusely, complaining incessantly, wondering how our little arms could twist our thighs!On the other hand, he cursed the stench of capitalism.Who made Yan Du the one who paid the wages?

Miao Ji didn't know how this bad movie passed the review, and suddenly had an association, "Did you bribe the SARFT?"

Tubo felt his knees go weak.

This shooting mainly highlights a "fake". With the help of the makeup team, Yan Du put on a fake tail, and his heart is full of anger to retaliate against the society. Powerful tail on par!This is an insult to a mermaid!

Seeing Yan Du's discontented face, Miao Ji walked over to him.

Yan Du quickly patted his tail: "A tail with a cost of 1000 million yuan, such expensive clothes are worthy of my noble status, face to face!"

For my cat, what a grievance!

The role of the heroine is naturally indispensable for making sideshows. The popular actress Zhang Rudai who participated in the film was urgently called to the studio to make up this damn sideshow.

Zhang Rudai is also a monster, a peacock spirit.With her outstanding appearance and super high emotional intelligence, she has been doing well in the entertainment industry.

Putting on the costume at this time, she came to say hello to Miao Ji in a proper manner.

Zhang Rudai was afraid that she would be affected by Yan Du this time, and would be targeted by the Demon Control Bureau, and she went to Tubo to discuss how to highlight that Yan Du was "playing" a mermaid.

Then she had an idea, came to Yan Du, pretended to play with him, and accidentally stepped on Yan Du's tail.

Yan Du: "..."

Miao Ji's eyes signaled him not to move, and Yan Du's face immediately overflowed with a joyful expression of "no pain, no pain at all".

Step on it, step on it casually, isn't it 1000 million?The most important thing in my family is money.

As a female peacock, Zhang Rudai has the same tail as a bald one. She hates these male peacocks showing off their flamboyant tails the most. She was fed up with strictness when she was filming "Merman's Blood", so she seized the time to avenge her personal revenge.

After the filming was over, Yan Du began to make use of the topic: "Miao Ji, my leg is swollen from being stepped on..."

In fact, how can he be so fragile? When he is in the sea, strong winds and waves are commonplace. It is just a small peacock. Even if he dances ballet on his lap, it may not hurt a hair on his leg, so... this is acting like a baby. This is Chi Guoguo's coquetry! ! !

An An couldn't see it, she pressed her face against the car window, only looking at the roadside scenery.

Miao Ji was holding his mobile phone to read the scripts posted on it, and he asked indifferently: "So what do you want to do?"

Yan Du moved towards Miao Ji without any trace: "Maybe it won't hurt so much after blowing and rubbing..."

Miao Ji quickly took out a hair dryer from the suitcase: "Take it and blow it, you're welcome."

Yan Du: "...Thank you, you are so kind to me."

The driver wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, his hands shook, and he almost drove the car into the moat.

The next reality show I will participate in is a reality show with the theme of outdoor adventures. The name is "Follow me on an adventure". guest.

Yan Du is here to be a guest this time.

On the program group side, Tubo had already sent someone over to make contact, and there was a script for the process and everything, and he had participated in it once, which was completely familiar to Yan Du.

In order to quickly record the program, so as not to delay Yan Du's time on the road, the entire program team moved to the city where he was located. It seemed like a waste of time and money, but in fact the TV station was insanely happy.

When Yan Du participated in this show before, he was not as popular as he is now.During the publicity period of Merren Blood, they had sent invitations to Yan Du, but Yan Du's price was too high, and now... because of the unknown department concerned, Yan Du's team made a big deal when negotiating the price. concessions.

Moreover, there is a lot of fuss on the Internet because of this matter. The number one ratings has already been arranged, which may make the slightly weak program climb to a new peak. In order to eat this piece of pie that fell from the sky, let them put Yan Du It's okay to be the ancestor's servant.

Yan Du and Miao Ji arrived at the gymnasium in the city center, and the swimming area has been cleared to reserve a whole day of filming time for the program team.

Among the resident guests of the program group is the Olympic champion...

Zhou Tongxi has actually retired for several years. Because of his good appearance and pleasing personality, he has a group of fans, so he has a tendency to develop into the entertainment industry.It's just that his entertainment literacy is worse than that of a real entertainer. The only masterpiece so far is "Follow me on an adventure", and everyone's first impression of him is that he is a swimmer.

Zhou Tongxi probably didn't expect that he would become famous because of his breakthrough in the Olympic Games.Now I am on the verge of being confused, but I became popular again because I lost to ordinary people in swimming on the show... So this life...

Zhou Tongxi, who was not yet 30 years old, suddenly revealed some vicissitudes in his eyes.

When the others saw Yan Du, their eyes were even more subtle.

This episode of the program actually attracted the director's attention, and they were called to a meeting before leaving. Everyone knew that Yan Du might have touched some bottom line this time, but no one dared to say which line it was. They are all ordinary people, the more specious they are, the more they will think in their hearts.

Could it be that Yan Du is really a mermaid?

After Yan Du and Zhang Rudai came to the recording site, the filming of the show started immediately. Everyone laughed and laughed at the first meeting. Everyone has a good sense of humor, and various jokes emerge in endlessly.But I don't know why, but there is an embarrassment of confusion.

Meng Jinhuan, a well-known talker who was born as a host, quickly brought the topic to this time's theme - competitive swimming.

Miao Ji raised his forehead, this meme is endless!

"Hey, the last time Yan Du came to our show, it was also a swimming competition, right? It's been almost two years, and we miss the feeling of that time very much. We know what everyone wants to watch! So we come to swim this time too, okay? "

Everyone said yes in unison, and there was a wave of cheers.

Before the start of the game, Miao Ji locked Yan Du in the locker room as a warning.

"Even if this is a recorded program, you have to go through it for me! If you dare to swim faster than Zhou Tongxi, I will kill you! If you lose deliberately, I will kill you too! Don't let the film crew people are suspicious, do you hear me?"

The towel around Yan Du's neck was grabbed, his brows and eyes drooped, as if he was accommodating before kissing a lover with a huge height difference, he lowered his head.

"Okay, I promise you."

He was wearing only a pair of swimming trunks, and his body line was close to Miaoji.

Yan Du didn't talk nonsense or talk cheap, but Miao Ji felt a little at a loss: "Go!" He seemed to be flustered, and pushed Yan Du out of the locker room.

Yan Du was never criticized for his acting skills, on the contrary, his acting skills are very good, and his lines skills are recognized as first-class.As soon as his voice is heard, he can immediately put the audience into the role.

Yan Du was previously called box office poison, not because his films were bad, but because art films accounted for the majority, and some of them were experimental, not very narrative, and even very obscure.There is a kind of aloofness and force that ordinary people like you don't deserve to appreciate.

So the audience let him rush to the street with blood all over his face.

Starring in a major commercial production this time can be regarded as what everyone expects.

And he usually pretends to be very involved in the show, so acting in such a small reality show at this time is not a problem at all.

Yan Du walked into the indoor swimming pool naked, and immediately attracted cheers. There are countless beautiful bodies in the entertainment circle, but the aura of inhuman creatures, as perfect as a demon, can still be refreshed again and again The degree of surprise.

He stood by the pool to warm up, neither showing any complacency for others' voices, nor deliberately avoiding anyone's gaze, as if he was only seriously participating in the competition.

The rules of the competition this time are first to be timed for one-person swimming, but it is useless to swim fast at this time, and there will be a lottery group later. If you are in a group with sports hot chickens or even landlubbers, no matter how fast you swim It's useless.

Comparing strength first, then luck, it will be very slippery to create a sense of gap.

The fastest group at that time will get some rewards in the next outdoor survival competition, while the slowest will be punished.

In addition to Yan Du, Zhang Rudai, Zhou Tongxi, and Meng Jinhuan, the famous talker who has a cohesive effect on the show, there are four other people in the show, namely the popular little fresh meat Gu Yachen, the veteran TV emperor Li Yidong, and the person in charge of using My own setbacks set off the funnyness of others Chen Mingjia...

And the last person, Zhou Jingxian, the variety show queen known for her big mouth: "I can't swim, what should I do, can you send me a swimming ring..."

Everyone persuaded him to leave.

Chen Mingjia: "Yan Du is a mermaid, okay? Let's swim with fish. Isn't the show crew too cruel?"

This is a word that exists in the script, and it is specially said to break the stalk, so that the audience cannot feel that you are keeping this secret.

"That's right, there is an Olympic champion here, it's not fair and not fair."

After a routine fight, the program team said that Yan Du and Zhou Tongxi had two kilograms of sandbags tied to their legs before the competition officially started.

First, there was a wave of dog planing, and there was a group of people who were caught in the swimming ring and turned around laughing in the pool.

And when Yan Du plunged into the water, the world seemed to calm down. His swimming posture was graceful. When his arms were stretched forward, the dynamics of the back muscles around the butterfly bones could be seen at a glance. The weight didn't seem to add any burden to him. He paddled quickly, his body breaking through the waves, as if there was no resistance at all.

Miao Ji could see that Yan Du was moving forward at full speed, but at the same time he was quietly controlling the water flow. Whenever his body moved forward, the water flow would wash his body backwards, which was invisible to the naked eye.This way, you won't be swimming slowly on purpose, but you can actually swim much slower.

Finally, Yan Du broke through the checkpoint and touched the timing board.

It's a bit slower than Zhou Tongxi, ranking No.2...

Yan Du panted and shook his head, as if he was very dissatisfied with his performance.

Then there was a lottery, and without any surprise, Yan Du selected the slowest partner—Zhou Jingxian, who took 5 minutes to row to the finish line in the [-]-meter swimming pool.

He was severely pulled back by his hind legs, and he was happy to receive the punishment that came down.

The program team is divided into four teams, heading towards the destination this time, a small island standing alone in the sea.

The winner of No. 1 is a luxury yacht, No. 2 is a capsized boat driven by a professional, and No. 3 is a jet ski.

All in all very cool.

Only Yan Du and Zhou Jingxian... sitting in a fishing boat discarded by local fishermen, fell far behind amidst the rumbling noise and vibration of the diesel engine.

"This isn't a fishing boat at all, is it? It's obviously a water tractor."

Not only is it slow, it's also ugly.Yan Du felt physical discomfort because he was sitting on this kind of boat that was seriously inconsistent with his appearance... and finally the discomfort was gone, because it still broke down...

Yan Du looked miserably at Miao Ji, who was sitting on a yacht with the camera crew in the distance, his eyes seemed to say: I'm not going to make trouble anymore!

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