Mermaid superstar strength pet cat

After Long Xiangming finished speaking, Miao Ji knew that the mermaid had such an experience, and felt strange for no reason.

Long Xiangming is so old and cunning, seeing that Miao Ji's expression is loose, he hastened to get the steps ready.

"Forget it, let's not talk about him. Did you come to the bureau for something?"

Miao Ji's eyes wandered all over the place: "Uh, it's nothing... just come back to see Xiao Wu and the others."

Since there are no mermaids who can go ashore, let's make do with it?

The sneak attack on a rainy night clearly showed that someone wanted to use the demon energy in his body to make a fuss. If he failed once, he might not be willing to let it go.At least by Yan Du's side, you can add an extra layer of insurance.

Yes, just make do with it.

Just come back to see Xiao Wu.

Miao Ji immediately became confident: "Hmph, I won't come back to take a look. I don't know when I'm run out to clean the toilet." Then he began to criticize Long Xiangming and Si Ni, turning a blind eye to internal conflicts, and then Let Chu Wei remember that next time he is in danger, don't expect him to save him and so on.

It was late at night, and it was this cold and radiant villa again.

Tu Bo and his assistant, An An, sent away Shen Mu who was forced to listen to his complaints, and begged for nothing to carry the drunk Yan Du, and threw them into the open-air swimming pool in the back garden like a corpse.Fortunately, they are also monsters, and they have a lot of strange strength, otherwise they would not be able to lift such a big one.

Yan Du floats in the water, and the sad countercurrent becomes a fish pond.

An'an went to clean up the mess of wine glasses and bar counters that had been cracked by the low temperature, and Tubo had to go back to his home. Just after he came out of the villa, he suddenly saw Miao Ji in the dark, and almost made the groundhog bark in fright.

Tubo asked in disbelief: "Hui Hui Hui Hui Hui... Are you back?"

Miao Ji raised her eyebrows: "Why, can't I come?"

Tubo wiped his sweat: "How could it be, please."

Tubo really felt that since Miao Ji had left, he would definitely not come back.After all, except for himself, there are really few monsters who can endure Yan Du.

Miao Ji smelled a smell of alcohol on Tubo, and the backyard faintly reflected colorful lights. Could it be that these people were throwing a party to celebrate and drove me away?

"Is he in the back?" Miao Ji asked.

Tubo nodded sharply.

Miao Ji said, "Let's go."

He didn't go in either, and went directly to the backyard.The closer he got, the more colorful the lights in the yard flickered. Miao Ji thought it was something like colored lights, but when he was three meters away from the swimming pool, Miao Ji was dumbfounded.

That's Yan Du changing color, to be precise, Yan Du's tail is changing color.

The huge fish tail is like a chameleon, changing red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple one by one.It's not as shocking as light, but the bottom of the swimming pool is lit, and the lights reflect the colors, creating a neon effect.

Sure enough, it was the former killer...

Miao Ji thought that his tail was dyed when he was a child, but he was surprised that he could change it by himself.

He squatted down by the pool and stared blankly for a long time, only to realize that Yan Du was not awake, he seemed to be asleep, drifting in the water with the current, and then changed from melancholy blue to sad gray, and finally completely sank to the bottom of the pool.

No matter how big the swimming pool is, it is not the sea. When his back touched the bottom of the pool, Yan Du opened his eyes.In the sky refracted by the water waves, there was a full moon hanging. He turned his head and saw the familiar figure moving away from him.

"Meow, don't go!"

Miao Ji stopped and heard the sound of rushing water behind him.

"I, I was wrong, I shouldn't have made you angry... hiccup!" Yan Du was lying on the side of the pool in a daze, hiccupping while talking, obviously he was still drunk, and he still spoke with a big tongue Feeling, "Isn't it..."

Yan Du's mind could still barely turn his head, and thinking of the psychological shadow these three words might have left behind, he rethought his wording again.

While thinking about it, he slipped out from the edge of the pool, and then jumped up unwillingly: "Give me one more chance, don't leave me!"

Miao Ji turned to look at the big drunk fish: "Until the supervision order is revoked, of course I will keep watching you."

Yan Du was overjoyed, and suddenly rolled in the water, and the water flow was stirred into a vortex.

"Then you supervise me for the rest of my life—"

With a crash, the big silver tail raised high above the water, and hit the water again with a bang.

Miao Ji raised his hand to cover it, but he was still splashed all over by the flying big water, but he was not angry, instead he stopped by the pool and watched Yan Du sahuan.

In Miaoji’s rare free time, one way to spend time is to go to the Great Buddha Temple to see the koi there. He is not greedy for eating fish, Miaoji just likes to quietly watch those fish swimming in the water carefree.

He also likes to watch marine documentaries on TV. The scientific expedition team has been tracking whales and dolphins at sea for many years. When giant sea monsters play in the vast and calm sea, they cheer and joy from the bottom of their hearts.

That kind of shock can only be guessed through the screen, Miao Ji thinks it is probably the feeling now.

Yandu's fish tail is much longer than when it turned into legs. The streamlined tail reveals powerful muscles. It is a full three meters long, and the fan-shaped tail fin is one meter wide. When raised from the water, Full of momentum, the raised water curtain poured down the tail of the fish like a waterfall, and the silver scales shone with a thrilling and beautiful luster through the crystal water.

This is many times more luxurious than going to the aquarium to watch animal performances.

Miao Ji simply turned into a cat, watching the gorgeous performance in the swimming pool intently. Wherever Yan Du's tail was, the cat's head would turn to whichever side.

When An An heard the movement, she took a look from a distance in the house, but she couldn't figure out why this scene seemed so harmonious and peaceful, even though she was dying just now.

Yan Du flew up in the water as if he was tireless.

Miao Ji finally had enough of watching, so he simply squatted on the chair and began to lick his paws and wash his face. This time it was Yan Du's turn to look at him eagerly.

The moon disappeared into the clouds, and the night gradually deepened.

Miao Ji fell asleep on the chair with his paws in his hands, and Yan Du also calmed down in the water, lying close to the wall of the pool on Miao Ji's side.

An An has the entire villa to herself.

In the middle of the night, Miao Ji suddenly opened his eyes, jumped off the chair lightly, and trotted into the villa.

Yan Du quietly put his eyes out of the water, watched the cat's butt go away, and sank into the water reluctantly.

Miao Ji changed back into a human form, started from the downstairs room, inspected room by room, and finally found Yan Du's bedroom in the living room on the third floor.

Because there is a dedicated living assistant, the room is kept neat and tidy.

"Cough..." Miao Ji took out a search warrant and slapped it on the table, and then began to rummage through the cabinet unceremoniously. He opened the cabinet door, thinking it was just a closet, but inside was a cloakroom that was bigger than Miao Ji's entire house. There are all kinds of fashions hanging inside, and even the shoes have a four-tier trapezoidal shelf.

Miao Ji opened drawers one by one, and inside were all kinds of watches, ties of different colors, diamond cuffs, and tie clips of pure gold or silver.There are also rings, sunglasses, hats and other messy things, not what he was looking for.

Miao Ji almost rolled his eyes, and suddenly saw a white oval object on the dressing table.

Miao Ji picked it up and saw a faint demonic air flowing in his palm. Miao Ji inspected the object and found that it was a stillborn egg, and it was also a dragon egg.This reminded him of the magic dragon back then. It was a dragon that died during pregnancy. Because it was unable to give birth to dragon cubs, its obsession persisted. After death, it was still looking for nourishment for the eggs in its belly.

Later, only the dragon soul of the demon dragon was suppressed by other monks, and the body was torn to pieces by the storm, and the egg in the belly was also missing, unexpectedly, it was kept by Yan Du.

Miao Ji put down the egg and found a small safe in the drawer. After a little fiddling, Miao Ji opened the safe, and inside was a thick photo album.

At the beginning, there were some group photos of Yan Du and his parents in the water.Next to it is a handwritten comment: "Sony Dafa is good!"

The background of the group photo is a beautiful coral reef, or a mountain-like pile of pearls, gold coins, and ancient ceramics.

Except for the fact that this family is too good-looking and a bit of a dick, it seems to be no different from the happy family on the shore.

Miao Ji flipped through the pages, and then he realized something was wrong...

He saw himself, shooting his back, profile, and even the top of his hair from various angles.He is performing different tasks under different time periods.

In some photos, Miao Ji is walking towards the gate of the Bureau of Demon Control—Comment: "The ass is so sticky!"

In some photos, Miao Ji is chasing monsters, and the photos are blurred—comment: "The blur is so cute!"

Miao Ji is beating a burglar weasel - Comments: "Today is a lovely day too!"

Miao Ji yawned on the street—"Passing by his side, I didn't even look at me QAQ"

A black and white cat is practicing its paws on the green tree in the community - "I want to pet the cat!"

The black and white cat returns home at night, focusing on the cat's ass, one black and one white balls - "Double. Color. Ball Welfare Lottery!!!!"

Miao Ji closed the album with a snap, very good, very good, the fish had been following him as expected.

Miao Ji really wanted to rush out to fish out Yan Du from the swimming pool and roast him, but he thought about it and suppressed the idea again.Don't rush to expose him first, let's see how far he can pretend and how long he can pretend.Just watch him act quietly and see what his purpose is.

Miao Ji rummaged again, but found nothing of value, so he found a bedroom and lay down.

But when I close my eyes, those candid pictures are in my mind.

Miao Ji was so angry that he smashed the pillow.

When Miao Ji woke up the next morning, before he could figure out how to hide his emotions, he received an email forwarded by Long Xiangming.

As for the original sender, the signature is: Public Relations Department of the National Monster Management Committee: Approaching the Science Office.

Regarding the artist Yan Du's failure to hide his identity as a monster in accordance with relevant laws and regulations, which caused public opinion turmoil and caused public panic, the handling measures are as follows:

Ask him to participate in public activities within a week to clarify, and in the program, incidents such as "swimming faster than the Olympic champion", "suspicious scales on the legs", "fishing master", "physical strength as stable as a dog" and other incidents are targeted and countered. Turn, to dispel public doubts.

Miao Ji and his party looked at each other, almost doubting their own eyes.

Translated, these bullshit mean "Aren't you swimming faster than the Olympic champion? Okay, then you lose in front of the camera once!"

"Aren't you a good fisherman? Then you can perform a show of survival in the wilderness once, to show that the last time was pure luck!"

Miao Ji really wanted to yell, are you idiots! ! !Do you know what 300 taels without silver here? ? ?

But he thought about it for a while, and everyone privately called that famous program "Closer: No Silver Here, Science", which was simply in line with their usual policy.

Sure enough, after a while, Tubo came to the door with a sudden announcement, saying that the relevant department specially arranged a reality show for Yan Du.

It's time to put on a show and fart with your pants down.