Mermaid superstar strength pet cat

Yan Du raised his hand to look at his watch, it was past dinner time, so it's really hard to say.

There was silence in the car.

Feeling so hungry.

At this time, the dialogue among the neighbors broke the rigid atmosphere.

"Thank you grandma for cooking delicious food tonight? I just saw you come back with big bags."

The old lady said, "That's right, my kids are coming back for dinner tonight, so I'll make more."

All right, the crab won't taste good when it's cold. It shouldn't be in the pot or eaten yet.

But how to get the crab out is a problem.

The local tyrant's method: "Buy from her at a high price! Give as much as she wants!"

"Suddenly someone came to the house to buy crabs, no matter how you think about it, it's suspicious, right?" Shen Mu shook his head: "We should have bought some crabs at the aquatic product market just now, and replaced them without anyone noticing..."

Yan Du: "You can remove the word 'change'..."

Then there is only stealth, commonly known as stealing.

They were discussing here, but the conversation between the old lady and the neighbor had entered a rather terrifying stage.

"What delicious food do you cook? I have to come here and learn from my teacher."

The old lady said: "Okay, I just want to make some drunk crabs, I have to go to the supermarket to buy some sauce and wine to marinate..."

The three people in the car all turned into violent faces: ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ! ! !

Xiao Hexi looked at them with a confused face: "What is a drunk crab?"

Yan Du: "It's to get your parents, mother, brother, sister, brother and sister drunk with wine, and then eat them while you're at it."

Shen Mu: "Don't say a few words!" Hurry up and go to Xiao Hexie's pinch.

Miao Ji didn't accompany them, and took advantage of the time when the old lady went to buy spices, he suddenly turned into a big cat. Under the admiring eyes of the whole car, he jumped out of the car and went straight to the old lady's kitchen. window.

The cat's paw hooked flexibly, and easily opened the screen window.

Miao Ji jumped into the kitchen from the gap in the guardrail, and sure enough, he saw a covered water basin in the kitchen, and there was the sound of the hard shell beating the plastic inside, which should be the movement of crabs crawling and struggling. Miao Ji was planning to act like a small river crab Like stealing from Shen Mu's house, he stole these crabs one by one, but he never thought that there would be occasional miscalculations in his meow life...

There is an old man in the old lady's house!

Hearing noises from the kitchen, the old man opened the door and walked in. He immediately met a big cat with a black and white face in embarrassing eyes.

Miao Ji's black claws are still submerged in the water basin, and he is taking crabs out...

The old man pushed the reading glasses on his face in shock.

Miao Ji is hesitating between running or not running.A crab claw quietly protruded out of the water, and the clip was aimed at Miaoji's meat pad.

The dog who will revenge with kindness!Miao Ji punched the crab into the bottom of the basin with a meowing fist——

"Hey, this cat, the color of this cat is a bit novel..." The old man forgot that his wife had just left the house, and excitedly shouted to the outside: "Old lady, come and see, the cat is here again!"

again? ? ?

Miao Ji flicked the water off his paws, and kept on doing nothing, striding towards the old man, rubbing his trouser legs...

A soft and waxy cat call that was very unreal came out of Miao Ji's mouth: "Meow..."

Yan Du, who witnessed all this with binoculars in the car, was suddenly out of shape with jealousy: "Did this old man save the world in his previous life? Miao Ji actually acted like a baby to him!"

The old man burst into joy immediately, he didn't care that the cat was a thief, he actually bent down and hugged Miao Ji: "Why is this cat so heavy... Big baby, are you hungry?"

The old man followed Miao Ji's gaze, and the big cat was still staring at the crab in the basin.

"Come on, let's not eat crabs. Grandpa will take you to find something delicious." After speaking, he hugged Miao Ji and went to the living room.

Miao Ji, who had lived for hundreds of years and became a grandson unexpectedly, said, "... Meow."

Miao Jizheng nestled in the old man's arms relentlessly, only to find out that this time was not only a mistake, but also a black history in his career when he entered the living room!

"Big flower, two flowers and three flowers, look quickly, grandpa found a little partner for you..."

I saw a few fat orange cats lying lazily in the living room. After seeing Miao Ji in the old man's arms, they were not lazy anymore. Several pairs of cat eyes looked at the handsome big cat in the owner's arms at the same time. Handsome cat, that sexy coat, that sharp eyes, that cold and arrogant expression that all beings are like ants, and those green eyes with murderous aura—the three fat oranges were instantly overwhelmed!

Handsome, so handsome, meow meow meow meow! ! !

The fat oranges jumped out of their nests, and ran over energetically one by one, with meowing sounds one after another...

This old couple are shameful cat slaves!

At this moment, it was too late for Miao Ji to run away, the old man put him among the three orange cat fans, surrounded by three big orange cats, Miao Ji was horrified to find that they were all female cats!

"Rivals in love! There are rivals in love! There are three—"

Yan Du almost toppled the roof of the car.

At this time, Shen Mu sincerely thought that Yan Du was born to be an actor: "You don't want to add drama to yourself, okay?"

Yan Du probably needed someone to pinch someone. Seeing the three orange cats rubbing against Miao Ji, he felt like he was about to suffocate...

Why not neuter them! ! !

Miao Ji squatted on the floor of the living room with a majestic expression, letting the three orange cats be as enchanting as water, and I stood still.

In fact, I panicked a lot, what about the female cat...he was the last one to deal with it.Push them away?If I punch them down, they might die...

Go away, go away you annoying she-cats!

"Meow~" One of the big tangerines lay on the ground with very sharp eyes, with its legs upturned, winking at Miao Ji...

Miao Ji really wants to die.

At this time, the old lady who bought the wine finally came back from the outside. Miao Ji quickly winked at Dahua next to her as if she had been pardoned. It suddenly became as swift as the wind, and when the old lady entered the door, it slipped out of her legs like an orange whirlwind.

The old lady turned pale with fright: "My wife, come quickly! Dahua has escaped!"

The old man was about to chop crabs, so he came out of the kitchen with a kitchen knife: "Why did you run away?"

"The door is not closed, hurry up!"

Don't look at the old couple who are getting older, and their bones seem to be quite tough, so they chased them out.

Miao Ji seized this precious opportunity, threw away Erhua and Sanhua and ran into the kitchen, picked up the crabs in the pot, jumped onto the stove, and flung them one by one out of the window.

Erhua Sanhua followed to the kitchen, and Erhua looked at the big Thief who showed his true colors in a bewildered manner.

Yan Du and Xiao He Xie immediately ran to the base of the window to meet them.

The little river crab caught one and yelled emotionally: "Ah, mom!"

"Ah! Brother!"

"Ah! Sister!"

And where is Shen Mu?

He is acting as Mr. Shen, a warm-hearted citizen, pretending to hold the orange cat he just caught from a distance, and greeted the anxious old couple: "Old man and old lady, do you know whose cat this is?"

The old man and the old lady chased into the community, but they didn't see the figure of Dahua who was anxious. The appearance of Shen Mu was like an angel descending from the earth.

"My baby is big flower!"

After finally throwing the crabs, Miao Ji also jumped out of the protective fence and changed back into a human form: "Are there enough?"

Xiaohe Xie nodded fiercely with tears in his eyes: "Enough is enough, there are two more!"

Miao Ji & Yan Du: "..."

Miao Ji saw Xiaohe Xie holding a large pile of crabs in his arms: "Hurry up and get in the car, don't let anyone see you."

Then he touched his body again and found that he forgot to bring his wallet, so he said to Yan Du: "Give me some 100 yuan cash. I will return it to you when I go back."

Yan Du took out his wallet obediently, and wanted to say that he didn't have to return it, but according to Miao Ji's character, he was definitely not happy, so he shut up and didn't speak.

Miao Ji stuffed the banknotes into the kitchen window, closed the screen, and several perpetrators quickly got into the car.

Only Shen Mu was still receiving endless gratitude from the old man and the old lady.

"You're such a nice guy, boy."

Mr. Shen never expected to receive two good person cards in one day, and felt very guilty in his heart. The two elders went back and found that the crab was gone. They must have never imagined that it was his accomplice who is a good person.

"Yes, yes, you might as well go to my house for dinner, young man."

Shen Mu quickly shied away: "No, no, I have something to do, I have to go first..."

"Hey, young man, don't rush to leave. How old are you this year and what do you do for work? Do you have a girlfriend? I happen to have two granddaughters in my family who are not dating. Look..."

The three people in the car waited for half an hour before Shen Mu came back exhausted.

Yan Du teased him: "I thought you were going to sell your body to repay the crab, and you went to be a door-to-door son-in-law."

Shen Mu: "..."

The car drove back to Shen Mu's apartment, and Xiao Hexie thanked them all the way, but suddenly there was no sound while talking, he knew he couldn't repay them, no matter how much he said, it would be empty words just to thank them verbally.

Miao Ji said: "It was the dereliction of duty of the Demon Management Bureau that made you homeless. Don't go back to that place. I will contact there to find you a place to live. I will come up with a plan in a few days, and then I will talk about other things."

Shen Mu suddenly answered from the side: "How about staying at my house for a few days? Anyway, there are vacant rooms."

He found that this little river crab seemed to be a little cynical, and suddenly going to live among people he didn't know would definitely frighten him.And although he knew that there were people who were poor enough to live under the flyover, but seeing that dilapidated workshop with his own eyes, he still felt that being rich limited his imagination. This young man was really miserable.

And the idea of ​​keeping a monster at home seems a little too crazy.

Xiao Hexie should have no threat to his personal safety, and he has the entanglement of occupying other people's homes, which seems to be reasonable no matter what, but reasonableness is definitely not the reason that drives Shen Mu to make this decision, the reason is just impulsiveness.The urge to admit a genie into the house.

Miao Ji also thought it was feasible: "It's better this way." After all, Long Xiangming was pushing back to build a house for himself, and it must be difficult to find a place to live right away.

The little river crab was about to cry again: "Is it okay? You guys are so kind to me, and I even stole from you, me, me, me..."

"It doesn't matter, you did it out of necessity, and I didn't intentionally occupy your home, let's make it even. If you really want to count, your home is much more valuable than those things to eat. I should have your house too." You can live in it with peace of mind, have you seen the fish tank in my house? It can be used by your parents, older brothers, older sisters, younger siblings..."

"Really? Thank you! Thank you so much!" Xiao Hexi began to bow frantically again.

Yan Du silently shed tears of losers...

Fortunately, he was still lamenting last night that he and Miao Ji were making fast progress and lived in the same house.The couple moved in together within a few hours of knowing each other!What the hell is more angry than angry, he is so jealous, so dissatisfied...

Seeing him wiping the corners of his eyes nervously, Miao Ji suddenly thought of a nervous question: "I heard that you sharks shed tears?"

Yan Du lowered his head sadly: "I can't, the western siren doesn't have this ability, I'm a mixed race, tears can't be completely turned into pearls."

"What will it turn into?"

Yan Du wiped his face, spread his palms, and there were two diamond cuffs inside: "It's a bulingbuling crystal!"

"boring!"

"Hey hey hey."