Mermaid superstar strength pet cat

A group of people worked hard, but in the end they couldn't eat the meal cooked by Shen Mu himself, nor the meal outside.

After setting up Xiaohexie's family, it was almost three o'clock in the afternoon, so Shen Mu had no choice but to come out with a pile of instant noodles to entertain guests.

After the hot water was flushed for 3 minutes, Xiaohe Crab stared incredulously at the instant noodle bowl emitting aroma and heat as if witnessing a miracle.He lived in that dilapidated place, and he ate everything raw. How could such hot and delicious food be placed in front of him?

Immediately moved to tears.

The other few people originally ate instant noodles to make do with it, but now they feel that the word "make do" is a heinous crime!

After eating the precious instant noodles solemnly and solemnly, Yan Du finally remembered that he still had his own job, so he took Miao Ji to the announcement.

"Let's go, don't disturb the world of the two of you."

Shen Mu glanced at the ignorant little river crab with red eyes, and condemned Yan Du: "Don't talk nonsense! You love brain!"

Miao Ji looked at the crab family in the aquarium in the living room, and coldly corrected Yan Du: "There is no world for two, his whole family is here."

Yan Du reacted in a moment: "Ah, yes, your father-in-law, mother-in-law, brother-in-law, brother-in-law and sister-in-law are all looking at you hahahahahahahahaha!"

Shen Mu was so embarrassed that he almost burned on the spot, chasing Yan Du away like a dog, and he wondered if Captain Miao had been infected with Yan Du after staying with Yan Du for a long time, so he even complained coldly!Go, go, go, go!

Looking at the luxury car leaving in the dust, only Shen Mu and Xiao He Xie were left standing side by side. He took in Xiao He Xie only out of sympathy, but when Yan Du and Captain Miao disturbed him, Shen Mu actually gave birth to a little boy. Nervous and overwhelmed feelings come.

"Go back, go back to the house..."

"Huh? Oh... ok, ok."

This, but a living little monster, just living in his human home?

What the hell happened today?Why did I make this decision?How did this world become so mysterious?

I don't know, I don't know at all.

Yan Du is going to shoot a set of magazine covers in the afternoon.

The recent announcements were finalized after Tubo asked Miao Ji for instructions. Take these magazine cover invitations as an example, whether they want to have some sea style, or want to have a swimming pool special.Because of the popularity of the mermaid's blood, I always want to get in touch with the water, rubbing against Yan Du is a hot topic for mermaids.

There are regulations above that all these things are not allowed to appear, and Miao Ji asked him to replace all those themes.

After Tubo came forward to negotiate, the theme of today's group of magazines can be described as a clear stream, which is to take a group of photos of horse riding in the racecourse.

No water, no meat, very harmonious!

Yan Du came out of the dressing room and changed into a rider outfit. The shirt and vest that fit the body line tightly gathered his waistline, and the trousers were also slightly tight, revealing a pair of strong long legs. A pair of long riding boots crazily emphasized the line of the legs.

However, this is obviously a heroic attire, but because of the black lambskin gloves on his hands, and the riding whip handed over by the staff afterwards, all kinds of small details that poke sexual obsessions, and his own temperament, there is actually an air of Strong lust comes.

Yan Du finally remembered his persona in front of the public. When he stood under the spotlight expressionlessly and let the staff adjust the details of his clothes for him, his indifferent eyes harvested a batch of them every minute. Little M.

Miao Ji turned his face away.

Just now, Yan Du met his eyes and suddenly smiled.

It's not like the mean smile that you usually have, nor is it a silly smirk.At that time, a beating would be enough, but when he was serious, Miao Ji didn't know how to treat him.

Yan Du swept across the public eye in order to let Miao Ji see him. He usually takes all kinds of filming and sells meat shirtless. stand up.

The staff next to him are all professional, and of course they won't blatantly gossip about Yan Du flirting with the rumored object.

But the moment Yan Du laughed just now, for some reason, there was a trace of imperceptible shyness, and the loss after being ignored made him three points colder than before. This pure and lustful feeling really took a lot of attention. people's old life.

That little brother over there, you should take a quick look at him!

Miao Ji did not look back, staring at the green grass in the distance in a daze.

The following shooting requires horseback riding, which is no problem for Yan Du. Like a real rider, he completed various difficult requirements without any effort.Whether it is galloping freely on the horse farm or taking a leisurely stroll with the horse, it is like a nobleman who is good at equestrianism enjoying his afternoon time.

He even bathed the horse, and the horse was very cooperative, and every move was perfect under the camera.

Apart from the damn reality show, this was the first time Miao Ji saw Yan Du working seriously.Calm, few words, and crisp.

Seeing Yan Du put on dozens of expressions and movements within a minute, and switch freely between each face, Miao Ji suddenly remembered that this is not a pure fool, Yan Du can act.

Miao Ji asked Yan Du's work assistant to communicate with the staff: "The ones that just bathed the horse are not allowed to be used..."

The assistant was puzzled: "Why?"

"There is water." Miao Ji resisted the urge to roll his eyes, he himself felt like a jerk, damn supervision order.

The shooting ended perfectly, Yan Du changed his clothes and ran towards Miao Ji: "Thank you for your hard work."

"What am I working so hard for?"

Boredom is also hard work.

The local tyrant Yandu said winkingly: "Do you like riding horses? I also have a private horse farm, and I have raised more than 100 horses."

Miao Ji was about to hate the rich: "Why does a fish raise so many horses? Do you have time to ride?"

"Seahorse, hahahahaha!"

"..."

The next day I still took photos, but this time it was a makeup photo for the new movie.

Yan Du didn't lie last time, the new film is indeed a costume action detective film, wearing a flying fish suit with Jack Su's aura.

No matter how frustrated a man is in the flying fish suit, he can still be handsome for 2 minutes, not to mention that Yan Du is already handsome, this suit makes his eyebrows soar, and his handsomeness has penetrated into his bones.

After the makeup photo was taken, Yan Du was still making gestures in front of Miao Ji with the prop sword.

Miao Ji finally realized belatedly that this guy was trying to play tricks on him, and he was familiar with the actions of various martial arts movies.

Miao Ji was dazzled by him, probably he was really infected by Yan Du. Miao Ji looked left and right, the staff were all preparing in front of the scene, and there was no one behind, so he suddenly conjured up his Tang knife, drew it out and fought with Yan Du He made two gestures.

He didn't strike for a good-looking gesture, and the prop sword broke into two gorgeously with one slash.

Yan Du: "..."

Miao Ji: "..."

Looking at the wind like a thief, "It's okay, it's okay..." Yan Du picked up the broken prop sword, and threw it into a corner to hide it, like a brat who erased the evidence, he ran away after throwing it away: "What? It never happened, hahahahaha!"

Miao Ji turned her face away and suppressed a smile.

No wonder the monsters in the company call him Yan Sansui.

Really only three years old, no more.

After the post-production of the reality show was completed, it was sent to the higher-ups for review. No matter how crazy people are, they would not think that this is a show that can play a role in dispelling rumors...

But it still played stubbornly.

What can really make you happy when life is stressful right now?Apart from consumption, only sand sculptures can bring real happiness to people.

The most sandy episode of the program known as "Take You to Adventure" has begun!

Yan Du's character set collapsed in front of the audience like a catastrophe, and it became another grand event in the entertainment industry.

What about Gao Leng?What about the male god?Why has the painting style undergone such an earth-shaking change?

"Hahahahahaha who the hell dares to tell me that Yan Du is not a mermaid, I will immediately break up with him for [-] rounds!"

"At first I didn't believe that Yan Du was a mermaid, but after watching this show, I really believed it."

"Do you dare to be more deliberate?"

There is even a technical post analyzing whether the program team tied a rope to Yan Du's feet so that he could not swim as hard as the Olympic champion next to him in the water. It doesn't make sense. Yan Du actually lost to the Olympic champion. unreasonable!Unscientific!

Miao Jicai didn't care how these people made a fuss, he felt that he was just being a laughingstock as before, anyway, he was not the one being the laughingstock, but that was the fault, and this matter had something to do with him.

Miao Ji suddenly saw the screenshot of the show where he and Yan Du were in the same frame appeared on the gossip feed.

"Is this another form of coercion by officials..."

"Mindless and unhappy, the CP feeling in the mother's womb..."

"Wait, why is Yan Du brainless???"

Miao Ji opened the evil Weibo again, only to realize that the program "Follow me on an adventure" has a habit of showing some funny tidbits during filming at the end of the film. This time they dared to put Yan Du in the The interaction with him outside the program was cut in.

For example, Yan Du is happily chasing after him with a scorched fish...

Another example, when he was standing on the beach listening to An An, Yan Du quietly drew a heart shape behind him with his feet.He turned around vigilantly, just as the waves swept past, erasing the heart on the beach, Yan Du glared at him like nothing happened.

Small details like this are Yan Du's itchy daily life. He always teases him once or twice an hour, and the result is often a chestnut and a slap on the back of the head as the end.Then tirelessly started the next round of flirting...

When Miao Ji hit someone, he was really hitting, and Yan Du didn't hit a bag on his head, and he lost, but in the eyes of these audiences, he didn't know why it became "My mother is so loving!" "Sweet old man! "

The audience recognized him as the little brother who was rumored to be fighting hand-to-hand with Yan Du, and in the main film of the show, there would occasionally be Miao Ji's figure flashing past the scene, why did he appear in the film crew?Is it a visiting class?Or an assistant in Yan Du's team?Or a lover who is with you openly?

None of this matters anymore, the important thing is that they got the "Stone Hammer"... officially stamped that he was having an affair with Yan Du.

This time I jumped into the Yellow River and couldn't clean it up.

When I saw these news, Miao Ji was following Yan Du to attend the celebration banquet where "Mermaid Blood" grossed over 10 billion at the box office. He was so angry!The champagne tower next to him felt his anger, buzzing and trembling, as if it would collapse at any moment.