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When driving to Shen Mu's house, Yan Du silently gave Shen Mu a thumbs up in his heart. As expected of a friend, the timing of this accident is too appropriate!

Miao Ji was sitting in the back seat. He believed that Yan Du was exaggerating, but whether Shen Mu was really as serious as life-threatening or not, he had to go and see.

Because he couldn't get rid of the hatred in his heart if he didn't beat Yan Du half to death, but it was not a problem to continue beating, and it seemed that he had lost to Yan Du just walking away.

"You hack me to death. If I hide for a while, it will prove that I am lying." Yan Du closed his eyes at that time.

For the first time, Miao Ji realized that violence is useless. Yan Du is not only rough-skinned and thick-skinned, especially resistant to beatings, but also full of the spirit of brown sugar. Miao Ji suspects that if he is cut with a knife, he will not die, but will stick to the knife and throw it away. Can't get rid of it.

If he continues to entangle like that, it will expose the fact that he can't do anything with a fish.

Therefore, Miao Ji also thought that the timing of Shen Mu's family accident was very appropriate.

Shen Mu felt bitter.

At this moment, he was standing outside the apartment with Xiao Hexie, unable to return home.

Because just when Xiaohe Xie said that he didn't want to live here any longer, a large wave of monsters rushed in from outside, grandly expressing that they wanted to live in his house, because his apartment occupied the river channel where the monsters lived.

Shen Mu was puzzled, the channel of affection for them was only as big as this apartment, and they all depended on him. Did even the tricksters pay attention to precision these days?Is it because he has a face that is particularly easy to bully?

Although these monsters are stupid, at this moment they suddenly developed a heart, and did not say that you seem to be a good person.

"We don't care, anyway, you didn't take in the little river crab, so it doesn't matter if there are more of us."

"That's right, we are also homeless, and we are also miserable. You can't just help him."

"If you only help Xiaohexie, do you have any purpose! Did you fall in love with our Xiaohexie? You said you said you said..."

Moral kidnapping is also very slippery.

Xiao Hexie looked at his unreasonable companions and felt that he had caused trouble for Mr. Shen. If he hadn't lived here, these things wouldn't have happened.

Shen Mu was already very depressed in the face of Xiao Hexie, who was about to move away, and then faced with this group of guys who used his house as a market, he showed that he was by no means a soft persimmon: "Everyone get out! If you want If I call the police, just stay there, and then don’t even think about running away!”

Call the police?They were not afraid at all, no matter whether Shen Mu was referring to the human police or the monsters in the Demon Management Bureau.

Anyway, the Demon Control Bureau doesn't care about their life or death. If they can be captured, I heard that they are still in charge of food in the prison, which would be a good place to go.

Yes, their knowledge of the Demon Management Bureau is limited to managing food... not much more than Xiao Hexie's understanding of the outside world.

You can tell just by looking at them, some monsters ran out with a face similar to that of a special actor in Journey to the West before they even had a complete human form.

Everyone sat or stood, filling the living room of Shen Mu's house.

There are a few of them who are particularly well-respected, and they are still slumped on the sofa and watching TV while digging their boogers.Their appearance, combined with the modern decoration of Shen Mu's house, has a somewhat bizarre effect...

Fortunately, they didn't intend to hurt anyone, but Shen Mu couldn't drive them out if he wanted to, after all, there are many monsters and powerful forces.

Little River Crab tried weakly to persuade his companions, but they were determined not to leave.Shen Mu didn't want to speak too seriously, because he was afraid that Xiao Hexie would be suspicious.

As a last resort, Shen Mu had no choice but to call Yan Du, hoping that Miao Ji would come to visit.

While waiting, Shen Mu simply took the laptop outside to get some air. The inside of the room was already a mess, except for the manuscripts on the computer, there was nothing that could not be touched, so he simply threw them all to them.

Xiao He Xie and Shen Mu were sitting on the steps in front of the door, holding a basket of crabs in their arms, as if they blamed themselves so much that they wished they could get into the basket too.

The basket didn't get in, but got into the corner of the horn.

Although he didn't feel that Mr. Shen was obliged to take in all his companions, he couldn't help wondering why he was the only one taken in?How is he different from other monsters?Mr. Shen's attitude towards other companions is so firm, but he has caused a lot of trouble, why not drive him away?

"Of course it's because..."

The headlights shot directly at the gate, and Yan Du honked the horn before getting out of the car. What Shen Mu wanted to say was interrupted, so he had to stand up to greet him.

Miao Ji saw that Shen Mu was indeed alive and well, and his life was in danger, so he gave Yan Du a hard look.

"Captain Miao, I'm sorry."

Miao Ji nodded, and Shen Mu talked about what happened just now.

At this time, the monsters in the house didn't know what kind of fate they were about to accept, and they were still making garbage recklessly.

The living room is still full of the wreckage of melons, fruits and snacks. Not only is it much more comfortable than crowding in the landscape lake, it is even incomparable to the wide river before. Sure enough, living in a human house is all kinds of comfort, and everyone is open to eat and drink , don't treat yourself as an outsider at all.

At this moment, the door slid open slightly, and the monsters sensed something strange, and all turned their gazes to the door.

However, the door was empty, and nothing was seen.

The monsters were a little confused, then looked down, and suddenly saw a faint green vertical pupil staring at them at the position below the door.Their chrysanthemums trembled and their chrysanthemums tightened when they saw that cold gaze.

Before he had time to react, Miao Ji, who had transformed back into a cat shape, walked in through the door on domineering catwalks.

The cat is a big black and white cat!

They are all monsters, and they are not that afraid of cats, but this is no ordinary cat!

This evil spirit exudes all over the body!This breathtaking momentum!

"Meow--"

Miao Ji jumped at the monster on the sofa.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

"what--------"

"Save, save... ah ah ah ah!"

The monsters ran away, and the sense of fear rose to the highest level in their life for a while, and then the room was like a picture of a happy harvest in the agricultural channel. Just touching the aura of Miaoji, all the monsters seemed to be touched A certain switch, all frightened back to the prototype——

What big fish and shrimps, clam shells and turtles, all kinds of creatures in the river fell to the floor like dumplings, and bounced up.

In an instant, there was a fishy smell in the room, and the good apartment became a wholesale aquatic product market in minutes.

"Come on, let's stop?" Miao Ji raised his paw, picked an open space that was not contaminated by fishy mucus, and inspected the house.

A struggling big carp found Miao Ji approaching, and immediately lay there straight on its side: a salted fish.jpg

The tortoise retracted its head into its shell, the clam shells closed tightly, and even the shrimp curled up tightly into a ball.

"Get into trouble with me!!!" Miao Ji was full of anger and had nowhere to vent, and let out a cat meow like a magic sound: "Meow ow ow ow ow ow——"

The weak monsters were almost frightened out of their wits, but they really jumped up obediently. Dozens of fish struggled at the same time, and the sound of slapping was endless.

The upstairs neighbor listened for a long time: "Why is there such a big commotion?"

"You don't need to ask, applaud for love."

"But aren't there two men living downstairs?"

"This is more reasonable!"

"I'm talking about two men, but this movement sounds like a gang..."

Papapa, Papa, Papa Papa Papa ... Unknown liquid splashing around, the situation of the house can't bear to see it.

Shen Mu and Xiao He Xie peeked along the crack of the door, feeling that they would not be able to escape after cleaning tonight.

Yan Du, on the other hand, leaned against the car body, breathing out smoke rings in a vicissitudes of life.

The poor monsters just hit the muzzle of the gun and were forced to applaud for half an hour. Their whole bodies were swollen, and Miao Ji let them go.

Changing back to human form also became a mess, all kneeling on the ground crying:

"Hero, please forgive us, we know we were wrong..."

"Let's go now, don't dare to play tricks again."

"Ohh Ohh ohh……"

Miao Ji stood proudly on the museum shelf in the living room, and looked at these little monsters coldly: "Hmph, do you want to leave now? Come back to the bureau with me, one or two are not yet in the Monster Management Bureau Have you ever registered? Look at your ignorance and ignorance, you don’t even need to cultivate your brains after you’ve cultivated to perfection!”

"Huh? In the bureau... in the bureau?"

Return to the bureau?The life-and-death test just now made them understand that the prison food might not be as delicious as they imagined...

The cat wouldn't want to get them back to eat, would it?Is it too late to run now?

"Get up! Don't even think about running away, call me for any other accomplices, or you will be shot and killed!!!"

Miao Ji was worried that the abnormal movement on the road would attract the attention of humans, so he simply called Xiao Wu to drive a car to transport these guys.Then, according to the confessions of the monsters, they went to the landscape lake to get the monsters who stayed here together.

Even the monsters who did not commit crimes were taken away together, and the monsters were even more panicked.

Under the cover of night, a group of inhuman creatures stood shivering on the shore.

Yan Du volunteered to go into the water to catch the monster. He took off his coat and jumped into the water. He turned into a huge fish that the river monsters had never seen before, and his upper body still maintained a human appearance, which surprised the monsters even more.

I saw that this half-man, half-fish fairy was inconceivably agile in the water, and his movements were swift and fierce, making him invincible.In just a few minutes, all the monsters who were hiding were caught on the shore.

The river monsters were stunned directly.

"Meow, I'm done catching, and I promise no one slipped through the net."

Yan Du sat on the shore, and the silvery-white scales, which were particularly eye-catching in the night, seemed to be dyed with a halo like a fairy and a charm. Good guy, it turns out that this is really a fish...

Since everyone is a fish, why are you different from us!And this fish dared to deal with a fierce cat, what is the origin of this!What kind of courage is this!What kind of spirit is not afraid of death!

Several eyes of worship and admiration closely followed Yan Duwei'an's figure.

Yan Du sighed full of vicissitudes, I have died today too, don't look at me like this.

Xiao Wu drove the car of the Monster Management Bureau, and the monsters climbed up in a hurry, as if they were about to die, there was a sound of crying father and mother by the lake, those who didn't know thought it was haunted, it can be said to be very infiltrating .

In the end, Xiao Wu returned to the Monster Management Bureau with a car full of monsters.

Miao Ji is also convinced of the efficiency of the Demon Management Bureau. After so many days, a small problem of encroaching on the river has not been resolved, so he simply ran along.And Shen Mu and Xiao Hexie had to follow suit to make a record.

After arriving at the Demon Management Bureau, the crying monsters found that things were completely different from what they had imagined.

They were not locked in a cold cell, nor did they undergo any terrible torture. The place they came to was not even the real Demon Management Bureau, but a department of the Demon Management Committee, right next to the Demon Management Bureau.

Xiao Wu jumped out of the car, pointed to the sign in front of the building and said, "Hey, did you see that, the Monster Training Center is a place where food, lodging, education and meetings are included. It's not for you to be slaughtered, so don't shake it. Shake me like a car."

"Training... Center? What kind of place is this?"

The monsters looked at a loss, Xiao Wu raised his forehead: "Don't you even know this? How did you mess around?"

Then Xiao Wu patiently explained to them what this place is for, that is to teach some monsters who have no common sense of modern life to learn human knowledge, and usually monsters who come out of the mountains need to enter this place.

What Xiao Wu didn't know was that the river was originally next to the urban area, and it was most loved by those who released life. These monsters would not worry about eating and drinking in the river, and because of their deep-rooted fear of humans, they seldom ventured ashore. Not much is known about these things.

Whether it is a human or a monster, a life that is too comfortable is not necessarily a good thing.

This time they didn't commit any major crimes. They were detained for a few days at most, and they were scared enough. Let's leave the matter of ideological education to the staff of the training center.

Xiao Wu took them to register one by one, received the room number plate and meal card, and worked hard for most of the night to settle these guys down.

Miao Ji is next to him as a hand-waving uncle.

As for Xiaohe Xie, seeing that his former companions had new residences, it stands to reason that he should be one of them.

Captain Miao also said a few days ago that he was asked to come here to report. If he had such a safe shelter, he wouldn’t have to trouble him at Mr. Shen’s house all the time, but...

The little things we got along with in the past few days made him feel strong reluctance. Even though the training center was as good as Mr. Shen's home, he didn't know why it was empty.

The little river crab hugged a basket of crabs and began to hesitate.

Shen Mu sat beside him, looked at the top of his jet-black hair, couldn't help reaching out to touch it lightly, Xiao Hexi flinched.

Shen Mu was so cute again by his reaction.

"Do you want to live here too?"

"I have no idea……"

"I respect your choice, but if you want to know why I only take you in, you will get the answer if you continue to live in my house."

"what?"

"Because you are cuter than them all, I like you."

Xiaohexie read in a daze: "Like..." He half understood the meaning of this word, but his body temperature, which had been icy all the time, seemed to have risen because of this word, "Like..." Xiaohexie murmured, he Like like the word.

Passer-by Yan Du passed by, his steps were a little stiff, and the little sand sculpture fish in his heart kept yelling: Look at him!ah?You look at yourself again!

He rushed to Miao Ji like a suspicious missionary: "Meow, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Miao Ji: "If you don't believe me, get out!"

Yan Du did not give up: "Meow..."

Miao Ji: "Shut up."

"Meow……"

"To shut up!"

Knowing that they had mistakenly blamed this fierce-looking cat demon, the monsters who had been placed were eager to come up to express their thanks, but no one dared to approach Miao Ji, but when Yan Du sat next to Miao Ji, somehow there was a It feels like the hatred value has been sucked away.

The monsters pushed each other, pushed each other, came over, thanked each other, and ran away after saying thanks.

Although he was not a popular monster, there was no reason to get angry when he was thanked. After they all ran away, Miao Ji got up and went straight to Yan Du's car.Yan Du had been on guard against this for a long time, relying on his tall legs and long legs, he rushed to the front of Miao Ji and pressed his back firmly against the car door.

"Step aside."

Miao Ji's luggage was inside, and he stuffed it in the back seat when he came out, planning to leave by the way after dealing with Shen Mu's affairs, so as not to have to go back to Yan Du's house again.

Now, he can leave with the suitcase.

"..." Yan Du didn't speak or move, he just stood in the car door and blocked it.

At this moment, Shen Mu was passing by holding Xiaohexie's hand, seeing the basket of crabs that Xiaohexie was holding, Miao Ji suddenly remembered something.

He took out his wallet, took out a stack of banknotes and stuffed it to Yan Du.

Yan Du held the money in disbelief, and asked with tearing eyes, "Whore. Capital?"

Miao Ji was furious: "What a whore! Pay back your money!"

Yan Du suddenly remembered that when he stole the basket of crabs that day, Miao Ji borrowed several hundred yuan from him and stuffed it in the window of the old lady's house.It turned out to be the money...

Yan Du beeped softly: "You are not unreasonable. You help other monsters whenever you can, and you don't even forget to pay for taking away a few crabs. It's okay to be cruel to those ugly monsters. Why are you here? I can't get through here..."

Miao Ji roared: "You are justified in following and peeping, aren't you!?"

"No." Yan Du returned the money: "I don't want money, can you treat me to dinner?"

Speaking of eating, both of them were a little hungry. They had been fighting since packing up their luggage in the afternoon, and after being out for such a long time, both of them forgot that they hadn't eaten yet.

I want to eat rice, but Miao Ji just doesn't want to let go.

Yan Du continued his efforts: "Can't you just treat it as a breakup meal? Are you unwilling to eat with me for the last meal?"

He spoke pitifully, Miao Ji couldn't tell if he was acting, and couldn't help sighing: "What do you want to eat?"

Yan Du quietly made a "V" behind his back.