Mermaid superstar strength pet cat

Yan Du originally wanted to eat at a roadside stall on a whim, but thinking of his identity, he couldn't eat in public, and he couldn't eat skewers with a mask on... Finally, he drove the car to a quiet private restaurant. This is a place where he often comes to, not the kind of place where he would scream when he sees a star.

There are few people, there are boxes, and two people can be alone, which seems to be a good choice.

He is very confident in his fighting spirit!

Yes, Yan Du intends to get drunk, as long as he passes out quickly and becomes unconscious.Miao Ji, with a knife-mouthed bean curd heart, would definitely not leave him outside.

It's a scheming fish.

Before the food was served, Yan Du sent a group message on his mobile phone. Not only Tubo and An An, but also two work assistants also received warnings:

"Miao Ji called in a while and asked you to come pick me up. No matter what excuses you make, you all say you can't come! I will kill whoever comes!"

Then he deleted the message, put his phone down, and started ordering food.

Yan Du ordered all Miao Ji's favorite food. Hearing the names of these dishes, Miao Ji didn't say anything.

It was agreed that he was a treat, and he also wanted to order some Yan Du's favorite food, but when he picked up the menu, he found that he had no idea what Yan Du liked to eat.

"As long as it's eaten with you, everything will be delicious!" Yan Du teased at the slightest chance.

After all the dishes were served, Yan Du began to pour wine without any trace.

Miao Ji was also hungry, so he ate his food. There was a dish of crispy fish that tasted a bit spicy for some reason. His tongue couldn't stand it, so Miao Ji put down his chopsticks and took a sip of the iced drink.

After a while, Yan Du didn't seem to be drunk yet, but Miao Ji felt that something was wrong.

He slapped the table with a bang, and with an expression of exasperation, he yelled, "You have eaten the guts of a bear! How dare you drug me!"

Yan Du was tongue-tied, not knowing where the hot pot came from, but Miao Ji's face was really quickly stained with two red clouds, and his lips became red and moist, Yan Du's throat rolled: "... ... What kind of medicine do you give?"

Miaoji pointed to the decorations on the drink cup, a slice of lemon, a mint sprout with only two green leaves.

"Catnip, how dare you put catnip on me! Obscene dog thing!" The table was clattered, and the plates on it jumped.

Yan Du picked up the cup and sniffed it, it was a bloody injustice: "This is not catnip, it's just ordinary mint for decoration... You can't wrong me like this." Yan Du felt very hurt, and didn't really eat it.

Miao Ji sneered and picked up the mint sprout: "You want to fool me...you're still a little tender, hiccup!"

While talking, Miaoji hiccupped suddenly, and then brought the mint leaves close to his eyes, wanting to see what happened.

Miao Ji stared at Mint, his eyes opened wider and wider, and finally they looked cross-eyed...

"belch!"

Another hiccup passed, and a magical scene suddenly appeared.

Miao Ji suddenly disappeared from the position, turned into a big cat and sat on the chair.

Although the cat is big, compared with the size of a human, it is still small, with only half of the cat's head protruding from the table.

His big green eyes locked on Yan Du, and Yan Du looked over the table at Miao Ji who suddenly turned into a cat, one person and one cat stared at each other in the quiet box.

The scene was very strange.

Meowji: "... hiccup!"

Yan Du suddenly realized: "You must be drunk, right?"

"Is there wine? So there is wine in this drink? I can't drink, you idiot!!!" Meowji put his front paws on the table, got up and scanned around, hooked the cup on it with one paw, and the sweet drink flowed Everywhere.

Under the rich aroma of passion fruit and pineapple, there is a slight alcohol taste.

"Meow——" This meow dragged on for a long time. Miao Ji would never make such a meow. In this long meow, there is anger and helplessness, and more of it is a kind of confusion drunk.

"You can't drink?"

Is it because drinking can't help turning into a cat?

Yan Du cleaned up the table in a hurry, and wiped the liquid that flowed on the floor with a paper towel. It was just a glass of fruit juice mixed with some sparkling wine. He saw that the color was very girlish, so he ordered a glass for Miao Ji. Although Miao Ji Usually, he refuses to drink alcohol when eating with him. He thinks that the amount of alcohol in it may not be enough for a hamster, and there is no smell of alcohol. Who knows that Miao Ji can't stand it!

Yan Du hugged his cat, and asked worriedly: "How are you? Will you die?"

Like a hero in a TV drama who is about to lose his lover, he anxiously hugged Miao Ji and shook him.

Miao Ji was dizzy from being shaken by him, and unceremoniously staged a set of "kungfu in the world, only fast can't break" for him. He swung his two paws wildly, and dozens of cat punches fell on Yan Yan in a second. On Du's head, "Damn your head! Die your head!"

Yan Du was beaten into a chicken coop hairstyle at home, and now he is even more messy in the wind.

But I have to say that as long as he is not bald, Yan Du's appearance can control all hairstyles.

"Okay, calm down..." Yan Du desperately stroked Miao Ji's back.

Ah, it feels as smooth as satin, and Miao Ji is really soft and soft. Don't look at such a fierce one, but a cat is a cat, and it feels like this when you hold it in your arms. It's so soft and soft!

Except for work needs, Miao Ji will not turn into a cat in front of outsiders. After all, in this sinister society, throwing a brick out, at least two of the three people killed are cat slaves.Who can stand being stared at with idiot eyes all day long!

So although Yan Du claims to be a cat person, he hasn't really touched Miao Ji's cat form.It can be said that it is very miserable to occasionally take a look at it from a distance, and at most pick up a cat hair or two with a magnifying glass.

He asked with ulterior motives: "Can you change back?" Unexpectedly, the plan to get himself drunk failed, but there was such an unexpected harvest.

"You can change? Hiccup!" His limp body trembled because of the hiccup, and his hairy stomach also trembled.

Miao Ji Houjio exerted all his strength, kicking Yan Du's chest to borrow strength, and jumped onto the dining table and squatted down. He said angrily: "If you want to take the opportunity to slap me, there is no way! You shameless villain... hiccup!"

Yan Du's embrace was empty, and he was empty and lonely for a moment, his hands were too cheap, and he couldn't control his desire to make trouble.

And Miao Ji sat on the table, trying to hook up the spoon with his claws several times.

...He became like this before he was full! ! !

But it is absolutely impossible for him to eat something from the plate with his mouth like eating cat food in front of Yan Du, unless... green eyes glanced at Yan Du, this fish can temporarily die ten times Just a few minutes, let him eat and come back to life.

"I'm so pissed off!" Miao Ji kicked the dishes off the table with one paw, his proud flexible claws couldn't catch the damn tableware!

Yan Du quickly caught these fragile dishes and put them back on the table as if performing acrobatics: "May I feed you?"

Miao Ji sat upright on the table, holding his head high like a lion king overlooking his territory on the top of a mountain.

Yan Du took it as his acquiescence, picked up the serving chopsticks in the middle of the plate, picked up Miao Ji's favorite dishes, poked them into small pieces in the spoon, and handed them to the cute three-petal mouth.

After a pause for a second or two, Miao Ji slowly opened his mouth, showing his thin fangs, and grabbed the chicken on the chopsticks.

Yan Du drew back his chopsticks and picked up another dish. If it was fish, he would remove the small thorns quickly.

Miao Ji eats like a meow, one chopstick after another, just open his mouth, and then chew and chew. When chewing, he will put the food on the innermost teeth, and the head will follow it little by little. .

Due to the bad nature of cats... Miao Ji felt that being served by others was not uncomfortable, and even had a feeling of being overjoyed.

"That, I want to eat that...and that!"

"Slow down idiot! Do you think I'm a pig?"

"Coriander is not allowed! I want to drink that, the red one you drank..."

Yan Du put down his chopsticks: "But this is wine."

Miao Ji was already half full, slightly drunk and full of satisfaction, so he simply lay on his side lazily on the table: "Drink, drink, fuck! I'm already like this, I don't care, I just want to drink."

"you sure?"

"Ha, are you looking down on me?"

Yan Du had no choice but to fill up the empty glass next to him. He was obviously drinking red wine, but he poured it [-]% full with unusual boldness, and the red liquid was almost flush with the rim of the glass.This is convenient for Miaoji to drink with his tongue.

Yan Du pushed the goblet to Miao Ji's chin, the rippling red wine was reflected in the green eyes, Miao Ji looked at the handsome cat in the wine glass, stretched out his thin pink tongue, and licked wildly all at once.

Until he drank himself into a cross-eyed cat.

"belch!"

This time it was completely drunk.

"Bold madman! How dare you feed me! Hiccup—let me go!"

Yan Du picked up Miao Ji, and this time he ignored Miao Ji's obstruction at all, allowing his flesh pad to slap his face, and extended his sinful hand to the chin that every cat has.

Yan Du kept scratching the cat's neck with his hand.

The snoring suddenly sounded like a small engine, and the big cat even raised its head by itself, exposed its neck, scratched it to the cool place, and rubbed Yan Du's hand on its own initiative, judging it like it usually does not get close to strangers. If two cats.

The door to a new world is always open to you inadvertently.

If it wasn't for the waiter knocking on the door, Yan Du could just scratch it all night!

But the business day of this private restaurant ends at two o'clock in the morning.It turned out that it was so late before I knew it.

Yan Du hid the cat in his oversized coat. Although this restaurant often receives some big stars, but for a big name like Yan Du, the boss would still come out to say hello in person.

When the waiter paid the bill and Yan Du swiped his card to pay the bill, the boss looked at Yan Du's belly suspiciously, wondering if there was a frog hidden in it, why was it bouncing around...

"belch!"

Yan Du held down the belching cat hidden in his clothes, and pretended to be belching as if singing a double reed: "Hi!"

Arms: "Hic!"

Yan Du: "Hi!"

Boss & waiter: "..." Why do I want to hiccup too?

Afraid of revealing his secrets, Yan Du bid farewell to the owner of the private restaurant in a hurry, and got into the car with the cat in his arms.

As soon as he got in the car, he took off his coat and threw it on the back seat, covering Miaoji's suitcase.

Miao Ji Jiang didn't sleep, his eyes were still squinted.

"Yan... cross."

This was the first time Miao Ji called his name. Yan Du put Miao Ji on his lap, put his hands under his armpits, and put Miao Ji at eye level with him: "Miao Ji."

Miao Ji's eyelids were drooping, and he lost the energy of high spirits, and his ears were slightly turned down, looking very soft and easy to suck.

Yan Du slowly moved his face closer to Miao Ji, and Miao Ji showed no resistance except for the slight trembling of his translucent beard.

Rare opportunity.

Yan Du stared at Miao Ji's mouth for a few seconds, wondering what kind of inner struggle he had gone through.

Obviously, he is already familiar with the stalker, but at the end of the day, he feels that the mouth is a sacred place, at least it should not be touched when Miao Ji is unconscious.

So Yan Du gently kissed that furry forehead.

"Meow……"

Yan Du hugged Miao Ji tightly with joy, and the kiss arrived!

After starting the car, Yan Du held the steering wheel with one hand and patted the cat with the other, with a hint of drunk driving. It can be said that he did not obey the traffic rules!

Miao Ji huddled into a ball, nestled on Yan Du's long legs, motionless.

When Yan Du smoothed his fur, he looked at the distinct black and white colors on his body, and asked the question that he had been wondering for a long time: "How did you become this color? You were obviously a white cat when you were young."

Yan Du thought Miao Ji had fallen asleep, but unexpectedly he opened his eyes suddenly.

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The author has something to say:

Miao Ji: Some readers say you are cowardly.

Yan Du: Can being afraid of your wife be called counseling?Who said that?Drag it out and silence it!

Miao Ji: But you are cowardly.

Yan Du: ... Hehehe, whatever you say is what you say, the cat is right! (Sooner or later you will meow meow)

Miao Ji: →_→What are you mumbling about?

Yan Du: I didn't mutter anything, ha, ha ha ha... (today is also a day of cowardly)