Team Yan's canary has become a fine bird

In the past two days, he no longer carried the birdcage to and from get off work. The little guy’s luxury villa was fixed on the table by the window in the office, and there were only two food and water boxes in the house. The whole line was undefended. Watch it flutter.

He only said once to use the toilet, and the sparrow with an IQ of 180 has already learned to use the toilet, which is extremely worry-free.

What happened to this white dumpling, he was astonished day by day, and now he has been so shocked that he is numb. Even if someone tells him that this is actually a sparrow spirit, who is about to transform into a human being, he will probably know nothing about it. With a sound of "Oh", he smiled slightly and helped Zhang Luo's ID card.

After sitting down at the desk, he turned on the computer and logged into OA to deal with today's work flow. Yan Tuo habitually logged into his mailbox to check his unread emails.

The internet speed was slow, and the interface hadn't been displayed, but Bai Yiyi, who was standing beside him, suddenly broke out in a cold sweat.

I was in a hurry to clean it up last night, but my internet browsing history was deleted, but my mailbox login record was not deleted. When I opened the interface, it must still show my account number. This is the notebook of the male god, no It's strange to be suspicious...

Without further ado, Bai Yiyi decided to immediately attract the other party's attention, and then find a way to draw it slowly.

Jumping up and down on the keyboard, she began to sing: "Chunmian doesn't..."

Just three words popped out of the bird's beak, and Bai Yiyi was completely stunned. The wings were still stretched, and the whole bird turned into an ice sculpture.

My god, what I said just now is human, the three words can't be more clear, system, please come out and explain it quickly, I promise I can't beat you to death!

The system replied happily: "Surprise! One by one, am I very good? I made a slight adjustment on the base of the tongue and the song muscle of your bird body, and you can learn to speak human language like a parrot. I can give it to you at any time. Isn't it convenient for Mom to call to report her safety?"

Bai Yiyi gritted her teeth in her heart, it's convenient, of course it's convenient, it's so convenient that it scares me to death.

But no matter how convenient it is, you should give it a shout in advance!

A pet bird speaks Mandarin out of the blue. Is this trying to scare my male god into a schizophrenia?

The beginning of the song has already been sung, and it seems impossible to pretend to be stupid. Bai Yiyi was quick-witted, and deliberately imitated the feeling of parrots learning their tongues, and continued singing with a different key, "... I don't know, I know how much I know with a slap"

Yan Tuo stared at his beloved pet who sang the entire "Mosquito Song", and simply didn't know how to react.

I just felt that I had been shocked to the point of numbness, and there would be no more surprises, but the little guy was able to develop new skills immediately, which shocked him home again.

Now that even parrots have the ability to learn tongues, the next step is to learn to communicate directly?

"...Tang Yuan, can you learn to speak now?"

Bai Yiyi tried to pretend: "Jiujiu"

"...a song can be sung to the end, it shouldn't be difficult to learn a few words, come on, call my name... Yan Tuo,... Yan... Tuo..."

The male god coaxed him tenderly over and over again, and Bai Yiyi immediately got hit with the bow. How tempting it is to be able to call out the name hidden in his heart in a fair and honest manner.

Forbearance, forbearance, intolerance, finally could not bear it anymore, the remaining rationality reminded, and hummed a bird's voice: "... Yan... Tuo"

Ahhh, I am ashamed to death!

In Yan Tuo's eyes, a small white dumpling less than 10 centimeters high called his name softly. Good to have a look at him.

This is so cute it's foul...

Yan Tuo received a knowing blow, and his blood flowed suddenly. He finally knew how the word "Meng" was written.Without thinking about it, he blurted out:

"Baby is awesome... Tangyuan, you are Tangyuan, come on, tell me, Tangyuan is awesome. Tang... Yuan... really... great!"

Sending and receiving emails, etc., he temporarily forgot to go to Java, and he didn't care about Bai Tuanzi's jumping and stomping, and made several messy pop-up windows across the computer screen.At this moment, I want to teach and say a few more words, so that the little guy can know a few more words.

Hey, it really is a plaything.

When Sun Lei knocked on the door and came in, what she saw was such a warm teaching scene, "Captain Yan, the director informed you that there will be a short meeting in 10 minutes. This is..."

Seen by his subordinates who came to work early in the morning but were not in working condition, Yan Tuo rarely blushed, rubbed his fingers, and replied "Got it".

After finishing the answer, he picked up the pen and paper and stood up, while explaining and showing off, he said to Sun Lei: "Tangyuan has opened her voice, and she can learn the tongue, just called my name."

Sun Lei's eyes were wide open, and when the leader came out, she hurriedly chased after Bai Tuanzi's table, and coaxed, "Tangyuan, please call me by my name, Sun Lei, my name is Sun Lei." , Sun...Lei."

Seeing the friendship between the crispy noodles, Bai Yiyi gave me a lot of face: "It was born... it was born... it was born"

"It's not that she was born, it's Sun Lei, Siwu Ensun, hey Lei! Sun... Lei"

You are amazing, why are you still trying to teach a little bird to learn Chinese Pinyin?

Seeing that the other party was so serious, Bai Yi didn't try to put on airs anymore, and straightened his tone, "Sun... Lei".

It's not quite right, but it's pretty close.

Sun Lei seemed to have won a big prize, she was about to jump up in joy, she rolled her eyes, and quickly ran to her station to get her mobile phone, then closed the door of the deputy team leader's office, and begged Bai Tuanzi with clasped hands He begged: "Tang Yuan, my good Tang Yuan, sing a song and record a short video for my sister, you are so good, I really want to tremble."

Bai Yiyi was not happy about recording videos or anything. She pretended not to understand and combed the feathers on her shoulders.

He has never liked to appear on camera, and the first time he had a face-to-face with Shi, he was sprayed bloody by the other party, saying that he had lost his beautiful face in vain. If he could show his face, it would have been early in the live broadcast It can be completely red.

How can these people understand the anxiety of a social fear?The more people pay attention to her, the more she panics, wishing that everyone around her is blind and cannot see her too pretty face.

...Hey, no, it's not that face now, it's just a bird now.

The policewoman standing by the table had already started to change her routine into a lure: "Three packs of crispy noodles? Spicy?"

Hey, this is a bit tempting. As a purebred child from Province C, after eating the tasteless bird food for almost a month, the bird has already faded out of his mouth, spicy or something, and he wants to drool when he hears it.

It's hard to agree... Anyway, it's not a loss of face.Finish the job early and fool people out, and it will be easier to deal with the login account.

Bai Yiyi jumped to stand on the computer screen, cleared his throat, and prepared to start the performance.

Sun Lei tried to take a picture with her mobile phone, and suddenly felt that it was not appropriate. The background was obviously the leader's desk. What if there was any risk of leaking the secret?

Looking around, he said to Bai Tuanzi, "Tangyuan, let's change the place. The window sill is nice. The background is the blue sky, which makes you even more lovely."

Bai Yiyi happily changed the stage, performed the representative song "Mosquito Song" again on the whitewashed window sill, and changed to three small packets of crispy noodles with spicy flavor as promised.

After the little girl left the office contentedly, and closed the door intimately, Bai Yiyi used her bird claws to command the mouse with difficulty, and changed the account number on the email login interface back to the male god's number, and finally breathed a sigh of relief. .

In the afternoon of the same day, in the Doujiu APP, a small video with a "cute pet" teg quickly became popular. The UP owner "Blooming Flower Bud" did not show his face, and the voice should be a young girl.

Introduced to a pure white crested canary with a gray and black pot head in the picture, Bai Tuanzi’s name is Tangyuan, the treasure in the palm of the leader, and its IQ is so high that it can not only understand people’s words, but also put it simply A few words, and can sing, and the pitch is accurate.

After the introduction, it was time for the performance of Tuanzi. The little guy stood on a window sill and sang loudly with his wings on his back, his body still swaying left and right in accordance with the rhythm.

"Chunmian doesn't know... How much does a slap know"

After humming a complete song, the messages at the bottom of the screen skyrocketed densely, and there were countless likes.

"? I'm blind, this is definitely a hibiscus bird, not a parrot?"

"Emma, ​​this is a fake dubbing, I can't even sing such an accurate tune."

"The lingering sound can go around the beam for three days."

"What kind of bird is it? It's so cute, I want to take it away secretly."

"The white crested canary is rare."

"Really glutinous rice balls, I want to poke them with my fingers!"

……

"Blooming Flower Buds" Doujiu has more than 6 fans based on this video.

Sun Lei got so much attention overnight, she couldn't help being excited. At noon the next day, she got the consent of the two main pets, and started a small live broadcast.

This time, it's the scene where the glutinous rice balls learn their tongues.

"Sister Sun Lei, the glutinous rice balls are good. My name is...Sun...Lei...Sister...Sister"

Bai Tuanzi raised his watermelon head slightly, stared at the camera, and the little bird called out clearly: "...Sun...Lei...Sister...Sister"

"Sun...Lei...Sister...Sister"

"Sun...Lei...Sister...Sister"

No matter how many times Sun Lei repeats, the older sister will eventually become the younger sister, Bai Yiyi complained in his heart, don't fool me just because you think I'm a bird, take advantage of me, last time I saw your ID card at your work station, it's clearer than I'm still two months younger, sister?That would never be called sister!

There was already laughter in the barrage.

"I swear, I just saw the word disgust in Tangyuan's eyes!"

"Large teaching failure scene."

"UP's main name is Sun Lei, so cute."

"I'll go, this bird is too similar, when will my starling be able to reach this level."

"Upstairs quickly bring your starling to observe."

……

After this day, the number of fans exceeded [-], and Sun Lei even received a message from the platform, asking if she needed to sign a contract, advertise and bring goods or something.

As a public official, Sun Lei of course rejected the platform's proposal. What's more, the video became popular because of the cuteness of glutinous rice balls, which has nothing to do with her. How could she use this traffic to benefit herself?

So it is impossible to sign a contract, but seeing so many people like glutinous rice balls, Sun Lei is very honored, and paid the price of pack after pack of crispy noodles (spicy flavor), occasionally asking the little guy to take a picture The small video or something made this white dumpling gradually become an Internet celebrity.

Bai Yiyi didn't pay much attention to the little girl's ups and downs. To him, it was nothing more than singing and talking in exchange for a snack. Now he can earn a fixed income of three to five cents a day, but in the middle of the night, he can't help but spend it in exchange for a snack. Take the human form for an hour, and do something you like secretly.

What do you like to do?

It's a bit hard to say.

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The author has something to say:

I put a new advance collection, and I will develop a habit in the future, and I will collect two advance collections at a time. When the book is over, I will open one of the new pits according to the situation.Interested little cuties can take a look.

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