Team Yan's canary has become a fine bird

Bai Yiyi is a storage maniac with obsessive-compulsive disorder. After staying in Yan Tuo's messy single apartment for almost a month, he was already feeling uncomfortable all over his body, and now it has reached an unbearable level.

When I was a bird, things that could not be done even if I spent countless efforts, I could solve them in half an hour as a human being, such as sweeping and mopping the floor, such as tidying up the wardrobe.

In just three to five days, Bai Yiyi, who had transformed into a human in the middle of the night, acted like a snail boy, and finally tidied up the male god's apartment a little bit.

Yan Tuo, who is extremely caring about life, went from being ignorant to belatedly aware. After discovering the changes in his home, he thought it was the cleaning aunt Hongqing promised to do. How do people communicate, and they accept the facts without any strangeness.

In vain, a certain bird man who worked so hard had been frightened for several days, for fear of being exposed because of his eccentricity.

After a busy week, Yan Tuo finally got another day off. In the early morning, he bought some common vegetables from the supermarket downstairs and planned to cook something simple to reward himself. The takeaway and instant noodles were so bad that he didn't want to eat any more.

It was almost noon, and I started to work neatly, took out the meat and put it in the water to thaw, washed the potatoes and hadn't had time to peel them, but suddenly received a call from the bureau.

Yan Tuo immediately stopped what he was doing, and then greeted Bai Tuanzi who was standing on the top of the refrigerator, "Tangyuan, I'm going to the bureau if I have something urgent, it probably won't be long, so don't follow me. Be good at home."

After finishing speaking, he put down the pile in the kitchen, put on his casual clothes, grabbed his phone key and went out the door.

Bai Yiyi didn't have time to hear the reason on the other end of the phone. Seeing that the person didn't even take the notebook away, it was probably as he said, and he would be back in a while.

Unexpectedly, this "one more time", one more, it will be the whole afternoon.

It was almost time for dinner in the evening, and the meat thawed in water in the kitchen sink had already turned white, and the owner of the house was still nowhere to be seen.

Bai Yiyi jumped onto the window sill and looked around like a watchman for a long time. The living area downstairs was bustling with people coming and going, the street lights had started to turn on automatically, and several snack bars were already full of diners. At the entrance of the convenience store, a little girl pestered her father to eat a cone, and she smiled very cutely when she got her wish.

Turning his head and looking into the room, the light was getting darker and darker, and the empty room without the lights turned on was cold and lifeless.

The owner has returned from the battlefield of defending others countless times, is it always such a bleak scene to greet him?

Not to mention the cheers and flowers, at least, there must be a smiling face and a hot meal...

Flying back to the top of the refrigerator, looking at the whitish piece of meat in the pool, looking at the half-washed potatoes.On the big weekend, those who wanted to fix their stuttering by themselves still failed to do so.

Bai Yiyi was extremely wronged and distressed for her male god.

Well, the smiling face can't do it for the time being, but it's very simple to make a meal.It's just that I don't know how long it will take for people to come back. What if I happen to bump into it in the middle of it?

After thinking about it for a while, Bai Yiyi finally couldn't control the urge to move in his heart.

Regardless, cooking two home-cooked dishes that you are familiar with is very fast, and people have been away for such a long time, so it should not be so coincidental to hit the muzzle.

After the owner comes back, he will definitely think it was done by the cleaning aunt, and he will never think of it.

Bai Yiyi made a request to the system in seconds, 2 points were deducted, and his body changed again.

I tidy up the closet by myself, and it's completely clear where to put the clothes that suit me. Bai Yi puts on a long black T, and spins around like a spinning top.

The taste of the meat that has been soaked until it turns white is relatively tough, and it is not so delicious when fried. One vegetarian dish with white rice is enough for one person and one bird.

After making up his mind, his hands began to flutter, and the slender fingers that were accustomed to holding a paintbrush were equally unambiguous when picking up a kitchen knife.

The meat that has been cut into squares is thrown into a boiling water pot and boiled. Slice ginger and scallions to remove the fishy smell.The two big potatoes on the other side have been peeled. After a burst of rhythmic sound on the cutting board, a large bowl of potato shreds with uniform thickness has been piled up. Fill it with water and add some salt. Remove the excess starch, and the fried potato shreds will be particularly refreshing and crisp.

The hot peppers are washed and used for two purposes. The shredded ones are served with potatoes, and the hob-cut ones are served with twice-cooked pork.

The side dishes are processed, and the meat is cooked until it is half-cooked. Take it out to dry, and cut it into thin slices the size of a palm. Everything is ready to be fried.

Speaking of cooking, as one of the tens of millions of male compatriots in the province of C, he was influenced by the large-scale specialties and the invisible cooking gods. For Bai Yiyi, this is a craft that is second only to painting skills, and even more so. It is the perfect skill point that he earned after he made a vow to take good care of his mother before his father's hospital bed.

For the most representative home-cooked dish, twice-cooked pork, he has an exclusive secret, that is, no oil is used when frying.

Heat up the pot with low heat, put the sliced ​​meat into it and stir-fry until both sides are browned, the oil is also fried out, just add the seasonings such as side dishes and watercress into the oil that has just been fried in this way, and the fire is fierce Stir-fry, and finally add a little sugar to enhance the color and aroma, a fat but not greasy, meaty hot pepper twice-cooked pork is ready.

There are many ways to fry shredded potatoes, and the difference between the north and the south is relatively large. Some like vinegar, and some like stir-frying, while Bai Yiyi is used to stir-frying.

This is a common method of stir-frying vegetables in C province. Dried red peppers are cut into sections, and fried in a pan with garlic slices until slightly burnt, then add shredded potatoes and green peppers, adjust the seasoning, and fry until they are broken. Can be served out of the pan.

When the shredded potatoes filled the plate, the burnt aroma of the chili made her salivate, and Bai Yiyi came to his senses. He felt that he hadn't considered everything thoroughly. If I knew it earlier, it would be safer to fry it.

He didn't allow him to continue to struggle and regret, he had just unplugged the electric wire of the rice cooker, and before he had time to clean it up further, there was already the sound of a key being opened from the door.

Bai Yiyi's dead soul took off, and it took more than half an hour to become a talent, and it was far from the time to recover the bird body. Now the owner is back. Where can I hide in this 177-ping apartment for such a big man of 40? go?

Jumping into the bathroom in two steps, closing the door quickly and lightly, Bai Yiyi leaned against the door and panted heavily, what should I do now?Do you expect the owner to not want to go to the toilet for half an hour?

There was a voice outside the door, "Tangyuan, where are you?"

Bai Yiyi bit her nails and shook her legs, panicked in her heart, or else she locked the bathroom door and refused to open it?

In the brain hole that has been cultivated by Two-dimensional, suddenly there is another scene in chaos: just go out and open the door, wearing this black T-shirt that looks like a short skirt, with long white legs flashing big and square Greeting: "Hi, husband"?

Ahhh, are you crazy?What time is it? It's important to get down to business. Stop thinking about it!

Bai Yiyi raked her hair tightly and kneaded the lid of the pot into a chicken coop, but she still couldn't think of a way.

The voice outside the door got closer and louder, and seemed to have reached the kitchen: "Tangyuan? I'm back, come out quickly, there are delicious food."

Perhaps the anxious feeling reached Tianting, the system popped up at this time, and asked: "Yi Yi, it has been detected that your mood is very unstable, what's the matter?"

Bai Yiyi suddenly discovered his blind spot, and anxiously confirmed: "It's not enough for an hour, so can I turn back into a bird right now?"

The system is a bit strange: "Of course, I can maintain my human body for at most one hour, but I don't have to wait for one hour to transform. The human body requires a lot of energy, but the bird body is easier. If I change back to the bird body earlier, I can save money." A lot of energy."

Then, he added in a petty manner: "It's fine to advance, but the points can't be refunded, one by one, then you will lose out..."

Feeling relieved, Bai Yiyi quickly took off his clothes and hung them on the hook behind the bathroom door, "Now then."

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Yan Tuo pushed open the door of the bathroom. Bai Tuanzi in front of the mirror was arranging his feathers. He said a little amusedly, "So it's here, why didn't you agree for a long time? Did you accidentally shut yourself off?"

The little guy walked closer and called softly, "... Yan... Tuo"

No matter how many times he listened to it, the name uttered by the crisp bird voice was still so cute and touching, which made him fall in love with this little group.

Yan Tuo reached out his hand to hold the dumpling, "Come out, Auntie made us something delicious."

But the glutinous rice balls seemed a little embarrassed, and he didn't let him succeed. With a "chirp", they automatically flew to the dining table and squatted down.

Yan Tuo smiled. He had already said the word "smart" too many times, and he didn't bother to repeat it. He was about to walk out of the bathroom when he was suddenly dazzled by the black T hanging on the door. The clothes he bought when he graduated from college, why not? suddenly here?I definitely haven't worn it recently...

Puzzled, he took it off and carried it in his hand, and subconsciously leaned closer to smell it. In addition to the slight fragrance of the usual laundry detergent, there was also a smell of oily smoke.

He immediately realized that he seldom cooks and didn't buy an apron. It seems that his aunt used his old clothes to replace it temporarily. It seems that he should prepare an apron at home when he has time.

Without thinking about it, he walked back to the kitchen to serve the dishes, filled the rice, and arrived at the dining table.

"Hey, it's still hot, Auntie just left?"

He didn't expect an answer, but he was used to talking with Tang Yuan like a normal person. Even if the little guy didn't say anything, he always felt that the other party seemed to understand.

One person and one bird began to taste the food quietly.

Yan Tuo first fished out a few grains of rice from the bowl and put them in front of Bai Tuanzi, then he took care of himself slowly.

As soon as I put the chopsticks in my mouth, I couldn't help raising my eyebrows. This plate of twice-cooked pork with green peppers is green, green, and red. There is no greasy feeling, so delicious that he almost bit his tongue.

Hulala wiped out several pieces one after another, and just planed a mouthful of rice with a little satisfaction. When it was the turn of the potato shreds, he chewed a little, but he was suddenly stunned.

Bai Yiyi has been focusing on the expression of the owner, of course, seeing his appearance at this time, the twice-cooked pork seems to be satisfied, and the potato shreds, is it too spicy?Why is it that my eyes are slightly red when I can't move after chewing?

Isn't it, the dishes he cooked made his male god cry?