Team Yan's canary has become a fine bird

"It's Deputy Yan's detachment, don't upgrade me without authorization." Yan Tuo sat at the table staring at his notebook, and answered casually.

"As far as you are working hard like Saburo, it will not be a matter of time."

Hua Hongqing continued with a smile, and brought the topic back: "Hey, I'm just wondering, so the older blind dates are blind? Can you still be released and keep your mother's order? "

Yan Tuo hit the Enter key, turned his head and cast a small glance, "There's nothing to say about fate, it's better not to be in love, I don't have that kind of thought, so don't delay people."

"Although you do have problems, and you are obviously perfunctory, but the probability is too abnormal. Even if you only have further intentions, there should be a few of them? It won't be annihilated..."

After debating for a long time without getting a response, Hua Hongqing couldn't help but open his mind, and asked tentatively, "Don't you...have the same attributes as me without knowing it?"

Staring at this high school boy who has not shy away from coming out, and who has already achieved the achievement of beheading a hundred people, Yan Tuo's mind suddenly flashed the tendons and flesh all over the body of a few big men under him, and he laughed angrily after a shiver.

"What the hell are you thinking? I went to the police academy, and 90.00% of my colleagues are male colleagues when I come out to work. If I want to share the same attributes as you, I don't even know until now?"

Hua Hongqing thought about it too, felt guilty for a second for his unreliable guess, then picked up the book on the table as if nothing had happened and flipped through it.

What he picked up casually was a thick newspaper clipping. After carefully reading a few pages, Hua Hongqing couldn't help feeling sorry for him. He looked at the back of Fa Xiao's head again and again, and his voice was much lower when he spoke again. : "They are all newspaper clippings from 15 years ago, Tuozi, haven't you put them down yet?"

Yan Tuo didn't make a sound, Hua Hongqing just kept his posture and waited, the two birds in the cage also stopped calling suddenly, the apartment was silent for a while, showing a bit of depression for no reason.

Feeling that he had accidentally touched Fa Xiao's life gate, Hua Hong began to make amends in embarrassment:

"I... It's not that I don't believe you, but Tuozi, the case is closed, those three people deserved their crimes, and the grass on the grave has grown tall. The fourth person you mentioned has not had the slightest clue after all these years. No one has seen it, haven't you seen it yourself? You can't even tell why, could it be that you are really worrying too much?"

Still silent, Hua Hongqing had no choice but to continue the one-man show: "I'm serious, the deceased has passed away, and the souls of uncles and aunts must not bear your self-suffering. Let go, maybe..."

Yan Tuo interrupted Fa Xiao's questioning, and when he turned around, his expression remained the same, and he laughed at himself slightly, "What's the matter? It's delicious, Hong Qing, I know this very well."

It was really hard to say anything more, so Hua Hongqing had no choice but to change the topic by making jokes on the pretext of discussing dinner.

The two of them surfed the Internet and played mobile games, and spent the whole afternoon quietly. The dinner was also ordered to be delivered to the door, and they wanted to give the pets more time to spend together.

At night, when he was about to take Manyu home, Hua Hongqing stubbornly asked Fa Xiao for a spare key, saying that he wanted his aunt to come over and help clean up when she was free, so don’t live in the trash all the time. pile.

Yan Tuo thought for a while, except for his notebook, there was nothing else that needed to be kept secret, so he couldn't bear to send out a warm recommendation, so he nodded at least.

After the weekend's back-stomping farce, Bai Yiyi's mood has been depressed for two days in a row, and even the owner doesn't want to get close to him intentionally.

That day, he kept his ears open and listened to what the two of them had to say. Not only did he know the name of his male god, but he even heard about the death of both parents and a huge number of blind dates.

Although he didn't expect anything to happen with the male god, but once the straight man's orientation was confirmed, Bai Yiyi still felt a little disappointed.

There is no way for straight men to attack.

Not to mention that he is a pet bird now, even if he turns back into a human body, it seems that he has no possibility of being a male god. Declared dead.

I don't know if this is the reason, but the close contact in these two days has not been transformed into satisfaction at all, and the score has remained unwavering at -30.

Bai Yiyi was worried, he couldn't think of a solution at all, maybe he was thinking too much, when he woke up this morning, he found that the top of his head had started to lose hair.

The situation is still quite serious. On the pile of cotton threads in the nest, there are a lot of dark gray feathers scattered on the left and right. Even if he can't see his bird body image now, he lost so many at once. An unseemly thing.

So the mood became even more depressed. Could it be possible that changing the bird can also add to the problem of hair loss?

Satisfaction dropped to -50 again.

Maybe his depression was too obvious. The owner who came home in the middle of the night did not wash up and rest immediately. He stood by the cage and looked around for a long time. He opened the door and stretched out a big palm directly in front of him. .

Bai Yiyi didn't understand what it meant, thought about it, and squatted down on it, anyway, it's already like this, what could be worse, can't you trick yourself to go out to roast and eat?

Yan Tuo didn't want to have supper, he just came home from overtime work, and he didn't hear the "chirp" sound from the glutinous rice balls, which was a little unaccustomed to him.

Thinking back on the little cutie's actions in the past two days, and observing the scale of the food box and water box, he came to the conclusion that his little pet was not happy.

According to the key points of bird feeding that I took the time to look up during this period, the birds are very clean, and Yan Tuo plans to take a bath for the glutinous rice balls.

This summer, taking a bath can not only relieve the heat, but it can also be regarded as a fun game for them.

It seems that Tangyuan still trusts him very much. As soon as his hand was put into the cage, Xiao Baituanzi jumped in automatically, nestling in his palm like a sinking dumpling, motionless, surprisingly docile.

Without worrying too much, holding the white dumpling, Yan Tuo went directly to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, adjusted to the appropriate water flow, and then slowly passed his hand over.

The glutinous rice balls understood immediately, spread their wings a little excitedly, then plunged into the water column, and turned around without any fear, allowing the water column to wash all over the body evenly.

This little guy is so smart and cute, Yan Tuo couldn't hold back, and he also got his hands on it, gently scratching with his right index finger, which was like rubbing his back.

Tang Yuan gave a "chirp", seemed to tremble a bit, looked over with small eyes and quickly moved away, his shy expression was genuine, and he even had a strange illusion of 'this is a person at all'.

Shaking his head, Yan Tuo shook out the water in his head, and said with a low smile, "Heh, is it comfortable?"

Comfortable is very comfortable, but also too shameful.

Bai Yiyi wanted to dodge, so as not to sink himself further, but he couldn't resist this tenderness at all. Even the male god's voice was so nice, deep and magnetic, he could only let others rub him in a dizzy state. A shy "jiujiu" came out of his throat.

"Just be comfortable, are you happier now?"

It turned out that he was unhappy and was coaxing others.Bai Xiaotangyuan became even more dizzy, and responded weakly, "Chirp... Chirp Chirp"

The master asked questions one by one, and after taking this super warm bath, Bai Yiyi finally had the opportunity to see his own bird body in front of the mirror on the sink.

I couldn't help blurting out, I'm going, "Jiujiu"

The once fluffy white dumpling is now a messy falling-water bird, with half-wet feathers clumps here and there, especially the gray-black pot head, like a dirty mop that has just been mopped. On the face, it was funny and ugly.

Yan Tuo looked at the little guy in front of the mirror who was wiping his face repeatedly with his wings, knowing that he might not be satisfied with his current image, so he comforted him, "Don't worry, blow it with a hair dryer, it will dry quickly."

It took some effort to find a hair dryer. He never used it himself, and he forgot where he put it after a long time. Fortunately, the apartment is not big, and there is not much space to put it. He took it out from the bottom of the box.

For a few minutes, he was worried that the glutinous rice balls would fly around and make it difficult to clean up, but he didn't expect the little guy to stand still obediently, waiting pitifully for him to return to serve.

The corners of Yan Tuo's lips twitched, such a smart and obedient bird pet must be worthy of praise: "Baby is so obedient."

Bai Yiyi lowered his head, and wanted to cover his face again. The words, knowing that he was only speaking to a bird, still made people sink uncontrollably.

The hair dryer was held high, and it was quite soft when it was blown on the body, and the man helped to flip it gently with his fingers. After a while, Bai Yiyi saw his normal state in the mirror, round and fluffy, Black-topped and white-bodied crested canary.

According to the current figure and image, being cute is probably the only way to invite pets. Bai Yiyi looked at himself in the mirror, looking for the best posture of cute pets.

He lowered his head subconsciously, and realized that there were four or five gray and black feathers on the countertop. This... just fell off?

Perhaps the small brain size of the bird affected the IQ. After sneaking a glance at the owner who was cleaning the hair dryer, Bai Yiyi stretched out his claws, quickly pulled a few head feathers under his body, and then squatted on one buttocks, Sitting on the table and pretending to be invisible, I don't have the self-deception that I don't have hair loss.

From the corner of his eyes, Yan Tuo saw this showy operation clearly. He was both surprised and funny at the same time, and joked: "Your burden of being an idol is quite heavy. Why, you can't see it if you block me? Let me take a closer look..."

As he said that, he lowered his head and got closer, and took a closer look at the little bird's head. It was indeed a lot less feathered than before, and the size of the pot lid had also shrunk a bit, and the top of the right side was almost bald.

Of course, you can't speak directly, that little guy is too smart, don't really understand and hurt your heart.

She took out her mobile phone and took a look at Du Niang, then nodded and gave her a reassurance: "It's okay, it's the time of shedding, and it's time to change the new feathers, and they will all grow in a short time."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the white dumpling again and carefully helped to smooth the hair.

Bai Yiyi lost the panic of hair loss, and once again felt the tenderness of being held in the palm of his hand. He thought to himself, the hand of the male god is also the hand of a dream lover, with long and slender fingers and distinct joints. The cocoon caused by the reason also looks particularly masculine.

Hey, to be held like this for the rest of my life, even if it's just a bird forever, I'd like to.

Dip, good news came from the system, the satisfaction rate soared, and the negative score was cleared to zero. Now it has reached 5 points for the first time, and it is moving towards the passing line.

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