Team Yan's canary has become a fine bird

In view of the rise and fall of the system satisfaction value, there is no scientific basis and data support. Two-handed approach to intimacy.

But the facts will always make Bird frustrating. Just after solving the crisis of hair loss, Bai Yiyi faces a new problem, mosquito bites.

I never thought that birds would be afraid of mosquitoes before. After all, the thick feathers on their bodies should be regarded as a species with natural protection in place. But after turning into a bird, Bai Yiyi realized that mosquitoes are indeed the most pervasive creatures in the world.

He was bitten badly, and the bites were all around the eye sockets and on the upper part of the claws, the delicate parts with only fine fluff.

It's extremely itchy, but I can't scratch it. I rub it against the cage wall, but it gets more and more itchy. I can't wait to pluck its fur and rub its bald skin, so irritable that it jumps up and down.

You want to kill the enemy, but you can't find any traces of mosquitoes, but once you close your eyes and prepare to sleep, the annoying buzzing sounds like bombers.

What an annoying word?It's still the kind that never ends and can't see the end.

Bai Yiyi's mentality was about to collapse again, and her satisfaction score also dropped wildly. After thinking about it, didn't they all say to call the police if they have something to do?Out of his trust in this profession and the confidence he gained from observation during this period of time, he decided to call for help desperately, even if there was a risk of exposure.

On a rare day when he got off work on time, Yan Tuo made a meal of scallion noodles for dinner at the Shaxian snack downstairs in the apartment.

After I started bathing it every day, the little guy became more and more intimate, and he was very smart, as if he could really understand human words.

When he was outside the cage, he never bumped and pulled randomly, which made him more and more at ease now, and he developed the habit of letting him out of the cage when he got home.

Today's little white glutinous rice balls seemed a little clingy, and when they were released from the cage, they didn't fly onto the table as usual, but landed straight on their shoulders, "Jiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiujiu"

Yan Tuo walked around the house without paying attention, put the few books sent today on the bookshelf, then went to the balcony to collect the dried clothes and stuffed them in the closet, then took out his notebook and sat at the table go online.

Time passed by, and when it was around ten o'clock in the evening, I went to the bathroom to drain the water, only to find in the mirror that my little pet was quietly parked on the shoulder the whole time, without moving anywhere.

Yan Tuo nodded on the watermelon's head, "You're so clingy today, you don't even bother to move while squatting here?"

Bai Yiyi was a little embarrassed, it wasn't that he didn't want to move, he was fascinated by staring at people online.

When he surfs the Internet, he likes to watch anime and some entertainment news. The owner is probably because of his occupation. He likes to browse social news, especially some major events involving criminal crimes. He often tracks and retrieves relevant content. posture.

He is not interested at all, but he has no choice now. For a netizen who has been disconnected from the Internet for more than ten days, having a mouthful of soup is already very good. What more bike do you want?

So just squatting on the person's shoulder, he was supposed to execute the rescue plan, but as soon as the notebook was lit, he surfed the Internet, completely forgetting his purpose.

After regaining consciousness, Bai Yiyi finally took tentative steps, cleared his throat, and began to sing:

"Chun Mian does not wake up, mosquitoes bite everywhere, night comes with applause, how many mosquitoes die."

The song related to mosquitoes in my mind is this mosquito song written by Ren Tianwang. I wonder if my owner can receive the signal?

Yan Tuo heard the glutinous rice balls yelling "chirp chirp chirp chirp" for a long time, and there were some ups and downs, thinking that his pet bird could finally sing, and the melody of the voice is still so crisp and pleasant, which is really worthy of praise.

Click on a certain treasure on the mobile phone, a bunch of cuttlebone wind chimes, a bird pet molar toy, a high-end bird food, and fresh mealworms, walk up and place an order.

Going back to the table and sitting down again, the little guy on his shoulder was still singing endlessly. Yan Tuo paid attention to it for a while, and what made him feel a little strange was that it didn't seem like chaotic singing, it seemed like a short melody of three or four paragraphs. Repeatedly back and forth.

As soon as he was curious, his inquisitive mentality popped up. Yan Tuo clicked on a music listening software on his mobile phone, turned on the function of listening to the melody and recognizing songs, and recorded the singing of Tangyuan.

Then, retrieve.

The page quickly popped up the search results: "Mosquito Song"

Hey, did you actually find the corresponding song?Have you ever heard of learning when you were at Hongqing's house?

Yan Tuo turned on the original song, and after listening to it only once, he was able to confirm that the pitch of his glutinous rice balls was absolutely correct.

This is amazing, I turned my head and took the glutinous rice balls from my shoulders, held them in the palm of my hand and took a closer look, it was indeed a crested canary, the local name is a hibiscus bird, it is definitely not a parrot starling or something that can learn tongues, why? How can it be that accurate?Simply unscientific.

After he played the original song, Tangyuan also took a break, and now she squatted obediently in his palm, staring at each other with big eyes and small eyes.

After watching for a long time, Yan Tuo finally noticed something strange, what were the scattered red bumps around Tang Yuan's eyes?I've never noticed it before, the color and shape, it must be... Mosquito bites, right?

Reminiscent of the mosquito song that the little guy sang over and over again, Yan Tuo was shocked by his own brain hole. Was he annoyed by mosquito bites and came to him for help?

After a while, staring at the fluffy ball in the palm of his hand, he laughed again at his whimsical thoughts.

how can that be possible?What are you thinking about?It's just a coincidence at best.

After thinking about it, just in case, I clicked on a certain treasure, chose a local merchant to place an order for an electronic mosquito killer, and planned to turn it on 24 hours after receiving it, so as to prevent the cute little one from being annoyed by mosquitoes again.

Bai Yi glanced at the owner, searched, compared, placed an order and paid a series of operations, and heaved a sigh of relief.Whether it will be suspected or not, I don't care about it for the time being, it's good enough to solve the immediate difficulties.

After this encounter, Yan Tuo's image in Bai Yiyi's heart grew taller and taller, almost catching up to the level of the savior.

He had never met such a suitable person.

There are many people in the world who are glamorous and sanctimonious, and everyone has a different face.But the person in front of me, who didn't know how he was outside, could treat a bird so sincerely when there was no one in private, which shows how gentle he is in his heart.

How can it be so good?

Bai Yiyi squatted at the corner of the table staring around, imprinted the handsome outline of the other party in his mind, and felt a strong desire to draw something after a long absence. I described it over and over again in my heart.

In the next two days, the punctual delivery of the mosquito killer completely solved Bai Yiyi's troubles, he slept well, his meals were delicious, and the close interaction with the owner was more or less profitable. , the total value once again advanced to a positive value, which can be called a good situation.

Because of his extraordinarily good performance, Yan Tuo had fixed the door of the birdcage in an open position, allowing him to come in and out at will. When no one was at home during the day, he would close the window and door, and let him do whatever he wanted.

Bai Yiyi quickly browsed through the one bedroom and one living room of this apartment, walked on the sofa, stood on the wall clock to take a panoramic view, drooled on the instant noodle box in the kitchen, and fell asleep rolling on the bed of the owner. nap...

Walking around, the gradually familiar site made him feel uncomfortable. Without him, he couldn't stand the mess of the room anymore.

Why hasn't the cleaning lady promised by Mr. Hua Ba come to the door yet?

Also living alone, Bai Yiyi's 90-square-meter small three-room apartment is more than twice the size of this place, but he put it in an orderly, tidy and warm manner.

Of course, this is due to the upbringing of her mother, Ms. Yao Pei, since she was a child. The word "orderly" has long been a habit. During the military training at the university, she was also a pacesetter because of her outstanding internal affairs.

In short, the current Bai Yi's hands are itching so badly, he wished he could return to human form immediately, and then make a shadow clone or something, and clean it up in seconds until it shines brightly, so that he can match his male god.

Fantasies can only be fantasies after all, and Bai Yiyi is still a few tenths away from the passing line, so I have to make some changes within my ability.

Put the used paper towels on the table into the trash can, put the paper clips discarded on the ground into the pencil case, close the half-turned magazines on the coffee table, and straighten the lying medicine bottle on the glove box...

In the middle of the afternoon, Bai Yiyi was so tired that his mouth was soft and his feet were limp, he nestled on the sofa and admired the fruits of his labor.

After looking around, tears were about to fall, because there was too little and too little to do, and I was exhausted like a dead dog, but the whole house basically didn't change.

Hey, it's not easy being a bird, and it's even harder being a clean bird. Bird life is hard.

Around 9 o'clock in the evening, Yan Tuo arrived at home, but he was not greeted by the singing of birds after entering the door. He took a look at the birdcage and saw that it was empty.

After a quick scan, there was no sign of Bai Tuanzi.

I didn't know where the little guy was hiding, so he called out subconsciously: "Tangyuan?"

"chirp"

In the corner of the sofa, a white-topped black pot head suddenly appeared.

Yan Tuo didn't expect to get a response, so he stretched out his hand on a whim, and blurted out: "Tangyuan, come here."

Miraculously, Bai Tuanzi stood up with one wing, flew over half of the living room, and landed straight on his palm.

"chirp"

The surprise in Yan Tuo's heart was about to overflow, and he was very rare and satisfied.

He has never seen such a spiritual animal, even the so-called smartest border collie, without training, can rarely achieve such a smooth communication.

Those who have never experienced it will never imagine how delightful it would be to have such a cute little girl who trusts you wholeheartedly and runs towards you without hesitation when called.

The curious Yan Tuo showed the attitude towards a police dog, and ordered: "Squat down."

Bai Tuanzi hesitated for a moment, then slowly squatted down.

???

"stand up."

He really stood up, his small eyes were full of bones, and he tilted his head, "Chirp?"

Yan Tuo couldn't describe his current mood anymore. After digesting for a while, he could only utter one sentence softly: "Tangyuan, are you... are you going to become refined?"