A romantic 233

The reason is this, the relative and friend dog is a hand-worn flower, my roommate, and the enemy dog ​​is a perpetual jerk, and I have disliked each other for a long time, only later did I know that he happens to be in the same school as us.

One day I don’t know what happened, Hand Can Hua suddenly fell in love with Huang Ji in the 22D, after a little inquiring, it’s over, isn’t this my enemy in the game, Hand Can picked up the flower that he had already dropped brother number.He didn't tell me at first, but stayed in my guild to watch Huang Ji from a distance, but within a few days he called [-] with him.

Onlooker A: Why does the word "perpetual motion" make me laugh so much! ! !

Onlookers B: What kind of quarrel between relatives and friends and enemies hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha LZ's resentment has broken through the sky! ! !

Onlooker C: I'm the only one who thinks Brother Hua can find out Huang Ji's regional server account after a little poking around, so scary!

Onlookers D: LS, you are not alone!But Brother Hua, why do you want to play 22! ! ! 22 Dead Love! ! !

Landlord: It’s not that Brother Hua is scary. It’s because Huang Ji talks too much and likes to talk about games. He’s just a perpetual jerk who can’t stop. Anyone who knows him knows his regional server account. I’ve actually wanted to I ambushed him on the way home from school, but I am merciful, I am a qualified master.

Go on to eight, later Brother Hua went to their guild, the little traitor unplugged my network cable during the guild war, and so on and so on. The shameless and brutal methods are not shown. After a lot of hooking up like this After dating, the relationship between the two of them has reached the point where they can give each other their yogurt lids to lick.

Onlookers A: ………………………………… Really love!

Onlooker B: Why are my eyes wet......

Onlookers C: Wish to win the hearts of the people, let me lick the cap

Onlookers D: On rainy days, base three and yogurt caps are more suitable~

Landlord: But until this time, the two fish-lipped humans, no, dogs, still haven’t made any substantial progress, because Huang Ji is too slow, and he is afraid of frightening Huang Ji’s hands. Nothing to do.If you want me to say that it's all a fault of idleness, how can Huang Ji dislike him being so close to him every day? ?Do you know the kind of dazzling that you can see two two-way single arrows and get tired of going back and forth all day long and just don't confess your love! !It has a crit bonus for single dogs! ! !Fortunately, I already have a boyfriend! ! !

Onlookers A: If you have a boyfriend, tell me your balls! ! !Post angrily!

Onlooker B: If you have a boyfriend, tell me your balls! ! !Angry posted!

Onlooker C: If you have a boyfriend, tell me your balls! ! !Angry posted!

Onlooker D: If you have a boyfriend, tell me your balls! ! !I will not post!

Landlord: When the matter developed to this point, there was a sudden explosion. One night, Huang Ji and the others came to help us marry their son. When everyone was playing (hu) and (pen) in YY, Huang Ji came from my microphone. I heard Brother Hua's voice.Huang Ji was completely shocked, he thought that the broken hand flower was the 007 I sent to help them...

I thought that the broken hand flower was my love…………………

I thought the hand-remnant flowers came to send me thousands of miles......

I thought I started his gang war to rob people…………………

_(:_」∠)_I’m so fucked up......

Onlookers A: caress LZ......【Sorry I laughed

Onlookers B: Everyone found out, LZ confessed another pair of gays in the light narration, and married his son shenmegui!

Onlooker C: I can no longer understand the relationship between the two gangs, I feel like we are not playing a game =L=

Onlookers D: It's the relationship between the head of the bed and the fight at the end of the bed =L=

……

Onlookers X: How about you, LZ? ! ! !Don't be a eunuch! ! !We are still waiting for the exciting development! ! !

Landlord: I have something to do, so let’s stop here today, let’s make a preview of the next issue.

The hand-remnant flower three-dimensional bravely attacked, and he was dull and burst into tears as he faced the high stage: "Hand-remnant flower, hand-remnant flower! Why are you hand-remnant flower? Deny your reading, and throw away your wig; maybe you don't want to do that, Then as long as you swear to convert to Buddhism, I don’t want to wear long johns anymore!”

By the way, I'm going to play 33 with this pair, what do you want to say.

Onlookers A: ... I have never seen such a serious nonsense trailer for the next issue

Onlookers B: August [-] has not forgotten Amway who sells monks... LZ, you are too hardworking! !

Onlooker C: After laughing and kneeling, seeing LZ's last sentence, I feel like crying for him. This post is too ups and downs... [Snape clapped his hands

Onlookers D: LZ, you have to come back alive! ! ! ! 【Erkang hand

Can I go back alive? ……… Wang Jiexi thought heartbrokenly.

"Let's grind in the first few games first and don't worry." Huang Shaotian operated his Hidden Sword and jumped up and down at the gate of the arena. "It's more difficult to play at the beginning of the season. Be mentally prepared and don't be glassy. Now Wenzhou's equipment If you are a little worse, the opponent may come to oppress you. If you can’t resist, call sacrifice in time. Although our monks are a little uglier, more annoying, and talkative about the three views, but give sacrifice to this level Is it still possible?"

"Ha ha."

"Don't have promiscuous sex when you explode, you must turn the fire quickly, and you can hit whoever I call, okay?"

"I do not."

"..." Yu Wenzhou kindly reminded him, "Fang Shen is still waiting to chat with you after beating him."

Wang Jiexi gave in, and gritted his teeth: "Platform!"

In the first scene, Leshan Giant Buddha Grotto, after the countdown was over, he rushed out with a chirp of rain at night, leaving behind a chic back.

Wang: "Fuck, why don't you know that I have short legs when you run so fast! Do you think I can fly on a stick?!"

Huang: "Ah, I'm sorry, I forgot! That's right! If you usually fight with me, you can't catch up with me!"

Wang: "Do you want me to add you to a vendetta after the first match?"

Yu: "Don't panic, hold me tight, Jessica is going to leave school in two days and I need to cover him."

Wang: "...Why do I want to hit someone so much?"

In the second round, the opposite one was angry and the other was poisonous.

Huang: "…………… want to quit=L="

Yu: "Don't be afraid, the chicken will die, either from the purple qi, or from the centipede."

Huang: "Why doesn't it sound like you're comforting me?"

Yu: "Cough, don't be afraid, I'm here, I'll leave it to you to listen to the wind and snow, and my life will be shared with you."

Huang: "Hey, then I'm going, first hit Qichun to force Invincible out, then turn to Fire Poison Sutra, up and down, big eyes, can you catch Qichun, that's the way to kill this little guy Fairy, I tell you to pretend! I tell you to pretend! Seeing the yellow chicken on the opposite side is so happy! I can’t even hold the sword steadily! I told your milk that the yellow chicken doesn’t matter. If the milk is beaten to death Just eat the keyboard! The old thief eats my big windmill!!! Look at the sword, look at the sword, look at the sword, look at the sword, look at the sword! Kill the chicken!!!"

Wang Jiexi silently refused to listen to Huang Shaotian's words, and was deeply grateful to YY for having this function.

However, Yu Wenzhou smiled slightly, unplugged the earphones calmly and started playing.

In the third scene, Loulan in the desert, Troubled Night Rain rushes too fast, half-blood swaying from the top of the hill, and a cloud chasing to the foot of the hill, Pia fell to his death.

A moment of silence.

Wang: "Tell me, will you still be killed by a tree when you walk on the road?"

Huang: "...I'm sorry, my hand is too fast, it's always faster than my brain's thinking speed..."

Yu: "It's understandable, I usually do too, because the speed of thinking is always faster than the speed of hands."

Wang: "...shame your face!"

In the fourth game, the DPS of the two lovers on the opposite side hid behind the pillars and could not come.

Wang: "Wenzhou, go tease them and let them come out and beat you."

Soksar remained motionless.

[Recent chat][Socksar]: Hehe, Taoist priest, what kind of appearance do you have?Also, no, I am handsome.What kind of vision do you pick on love? It's far worse than home.

Wang: "It's not this kind of flirtatiousness!!!!...Fuck, that baa really rushed over!"

In the fifth scene, looking at the opposite side, coincidentally, it was the soul whisperer trio of guns, bullets, rain, waves and sand.

Wang: "Let's go back, let the children give me a hand."

[Recent Chat][Troublesome Night Rain]: What should I do, [Wang Bu Liu Xing] let you retreat

[Recent Chat][Troublesome Night Rain]: Actually, when he said that, I refused

[Recent Chat][Troublesome Night Rain]: But from another angle, the moment to prove the unity of our gang has come!

[Recent Chat][Troublesome Night Rain]: In front of the enemy!We must maintain dignity!Don't let them see the joke!

Wang: "You two are shameless, at least save some for me!!!"

[Recent Chat][Troublesome Night Rain]: What do you think, leader?

[Recent Chat][Socksar]: ^^ This refund will be refunded to 25 people on Friday, and the free salary of this small medicine will be doubled. After two days, Big Eyes will go out and take you to bury Tiny Herb’s resurrection point

Number of enemies: 0

Wang: "...you go."

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"I'm so tired, I want to go." Wang Jiexi complained to Fang Shiqian on QQ, "I feel like I can hear the system prompt every time I play: Your teammate has already started the forced show of love and show of the lower limit mode / Goodbye"

"Don't panic, I have a way to deal with them! Look~"

Wang Jiexi clicked on the link, a line of huge