A romantic 233

The title came into view: [-] a pair of stinky and shameless dog-boy relatives and friends

"Look, I even posted a post from your point of view to make everyone condemn them! Isn't it sweet?~"

“……………… You go too.”

Teacher Wei walked past the office door, and Huang Shaotian, who was posting his grades inside, bloomed like a leek flower.

"Be more careful," Mr. Wei ate melon seeds and leaned on the small sofa with his legs crossed to oversee the work. "The board is so fast. If you make a mistake and the students come to me, I can only behead you for public display."

"Heh... I'm so (fucking) honored..." Huang Shaotian almost smashed the keyboard, "You can check it again after I log in to the teacher!"

"Tsk, it's so troublesome." Teacher Wei curled his lips in disgust, "Wenzhou never asked me to check my grades when it was helping me."

"Then you find him!"

"That won't work. I've already used up the share of his help this month. I'll find him again and he will throw me a piece of equipment when he gets on my account."

"..." Huang Shaotian felt a burst of culture shock.Fuck, how much G is the monthly package for your relatives? ! !Damn it, it's only been a week and you've run out of traffic. What did you do the past few days? Confinement? Do you need someone to serve you so much? ! ! !

"Hey, teacher, are you really Wenzhou's uncle?" Huang Shaotian smacked his lips, "Why don't you have the same surname? Don't all uncles have the same surname?"

"What do you know! Cousin! I'm his dad's cousin, fashionable, right?"

"..." Huang Shaotian didn't know what was fashionable, "Then your relatives are pretty good..."

"That's right, I watched Wenzhou grow up. When I was a child, I was as weak as a chick, and after I passed school, I became such a chicken thief. It's so dirty, and now I have learned to threaten me! Throw away my equipment Whether or not he knows that you are still in my hands is uncertain! Believe it or not, I can kill him in a matter of minutes!"

"...I believe it! Teacher, I really believe it! So you put down the paper in your hand first... Is there anything you can't talk about in a peaceful manner...It hurts you to be angry...You look so handsome... Handsome face, don't get wrinkled, it's not worth it..."

"Hehe, your mouth is quite sweet. Tell me, is this how you tricked my eldest nephew? Huh?" Teacher Wei changed his position on the sofa and nestled, "I really don't understand how young you are now. People, what is love, what is it? What kind of status is it?"

Huang Shaotian's heart skipped a beat: "That's right, it's just a game among friends! You see, I go out in the wild and windmills every day, so it's safer to find a milk to bond with."

"That's it..." Teacher Wei glanced at Huang Shaotian, "That's good, I know you can't attract girls, and the conditions are tough, so you can only make do with it. For those who play games, just play casually, don't mess with this and that. too serious."

"Yes, yes, Teacher Wei is right! Not serious! Not serious! Just playing! There is still this score! Don't worry!"

Teacher Wei was satisfied, and ate snacks on the sofa and went to read the thesis. Huang Shaotian wiped off his cold sweat, and turned his head to the computer screen to register the results with lingering fear.Speaking of which, he was so flustered that he didn't know what to do, like a young man who eloped and was caught by his family... The problem is that he hasn't decided whether to elope or not!

He was a little confused, a little flustered, a little confused about what he was thinking, and a little scared.Afraid of trouble, afraid of getting hurt, afraid of regret, afraid of wishful thinking, afraid of getting too involved in the drama, afraid of everything, most afraid of not being able to take responsibility.

There are many degrees of liking, but Yu Wenzhou is a unique person.

When his thoughts came to this point, Huang Shaotian suddenly came back to his senses with a start, only to realize that he had been pressing the keyboard for a long time, and the pile of gibberish characters he had typed was as hesitant to talk as himself.He sighed, and the sound of someone sighing overlapped with his.

"Oh, I still don't understand your young people today." Teacher Wei said quietly.

Huang Shaotian choked on his own saliva, his face turned red, he was afraid that someone would see through him: "Cough cough cough cough—what, what?"

"Tell me, why doesn't anyone ask for love with this old man?"

"........."

Teacher Wei asked a very serious question with a cigarette in his mouth: "Do you think there are any empty local tyrants in this world who want to give selflessly and don't ask for anything in return, but like to buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, buy, and break up with a 30-year-old man? "

The room was silent for a long time, and after a long time, Huang Shaotian spoke with difficulty: "...I think... this is more difficult."

"Yes." Yu Wenzhou was very calm, smashed two cloves of garlic with a kitchen knife, and smiled gently, "It's just that he hasn't been released from the mental hospital yet."

"What nonsense! I took you to improve the food with good intentions. Is this how you repay me!" Wei Chen took chicken, duck, fish, cabbage and radishes out of the plastic bag with grief, "I'm so sad, so sad, so disappointed, so disappointed Don't come to see me if you don't cut this carrot into shreds!"

"I can still cut Chinese cabbage into jacks. Shall I give you a hand?"

Wei Chen was choked, and snorted in his nose: "I found that you have become poorer and poorer since you went to Blue Rain. It's not good to learn something. You can learn to be as quick-talking as Shaotian, and you will be better in the future." Make a group debut to talk about cross talk?"

Huang Shaotian, who was huddled in the corner, diligently washing vegetables and lying down with guns, was very sad, his stomach growled: "It's already 01:30, if you two fight for a few more rounds, let's go straight to dinner."

"Oh, poor thing, I don't care about you, you two quickly wash and cut the vegetables, and put them there until I come back, I will go buy some soy sauce and vinegar, I haven't cooked for a long time and forgot to use up both. "

Huang Shaotian became anxious when he heard this: "Hey! Teacher, wait!!"

Seeing the two uncles and nephews turning their heads together, the expressions on their faces were as unpredictable as Huang Shaotian's, who had a ghost in his heart: "Why?"

"No, it's nothing..." Huang Shaotian flinched, "Bring me a popsicle, I want old Beijing salt water flavor..."

Wei Chen was too angry to eat popsicles so early, so he stomped out the door, leaving Huang Shaotian with a ghost in his heart and the unpredictable Yu Wenzhou in the kitchen, only the sound of water and knives remained. Voice.

If there is a ghost, he is also a coward.From being praised by Teacher Wei after the morning's grades, and then taking it home for dinner without any explanation, to calling Yu Wenzhou to come out to buy vegetables together and returning to Wei Chen's house, and now being assigned the task of washing vegetables, Huang Shaotian was so nervous that he could do it all the time. I can turn smoothly, and I have never sweated so much during the college entrance examination.

This is the first time he and Yu Wenzhou have met in the three-dimensional dimension since their relationship. Just now, Teacher Wei was at the front line. Now even Wei Chen is not in front of him. They were speechless in the kitchen, which was too cramped to turn around.

It was so embarrassing, Huang Shaotian reflected on himself, opened his mouth to say something, but was a bit confused when he opened his mouth, he had called "daughter-in-law" in the game, but now he couldn't even say "Wenzhou": "cough , You said, Mr. Wei boasted that his culinary skills are unmatched in the sky, is it really reliable?"

Yu Wenzhou smiled: "He has boasted so many things, but this is really the only one that is true. He obviously doesn't cook much at ordinary times, so he doesn't know how to cook well."

"Wow?! So amazing!" Huang Shaotian attracted attention, "Cooking is also a matter of talent. Maybe your family has good genes and is born to be good at cooking."

Yu Wenzhou shook his head while cutting "Jack Shredded Meat": "I'm ashamed to be included in this rank, my uncle can cook two dishes while peeling a potato...Why do you turn your head away? Are you laughing? Did you just laugh?"

"No, no..." Huang Shaotian held back his smile without sincerity, and shook his shoulders at the pool, "I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh... You're overthinking... I'm your speed fan, at most I'm a deep fan. ..."

"Don't blame me for not reminding you that the kitchen knife is in my hand. Every milk has a DPS heart." Yu Wenzhou gave him a white look, and couldn't help laughing, "Okay, don't be silly, get up and go after washing. Wait in the living room to eat popsicles, if you squeeze here again, you may affect your growth, and if you miss the opportunity of 23, what should you do?"

Huang Shaotian bit his lower lip and smiled: "Damn love! Two centimeters tall is so amazing!"

"Ai can be thick but true, I'm your height fan, at most you can be considered a deep fan..."

So I went downstairs to the canteen and Mr. Wei saw such a scene when he came back. The dishes were pre-cut, the sofa pillows and cushions were flying around, and two highly educated adults were separated by the coffee table. Holding up a pair of chopsticks and confronting each other, laughing so hard that the sun outside the window will be lowered.

"How old are you two?!" Teacher Wei confiscated their chopsticks, and gave each of them an old Beijing stick. "Sit down and eat popsicles!"

After 2 minutes, he poked his head out of the kitchen very worriedly: "After eating, you are not allowed to fight with popsicle sticks!"

"Okay Teacher Wei—" The two of them agreed to Teacher Wei in a tone of voice like the idiots of the big class in the kindergarten, and then started hahaha again. Bar."

"How to reconcile?"

"Uh...I'll give you a gift to show my sincerity and sincerity." Huang Shaotian stuttered suddenly, burning from the tips of his ears to the tips of his fingers.

He walked and walked with two fingers and finally touched Yu Wenzhou's hand, stretched out his hand to hold the hand that was a little cooler than his, and didn't feel embarrassed to look directly at him, pretending to be very interested in the TV program.