Domineering Mafia's Silly Goose Wife

My first blind date was named Rei Fugu, a blond and black-skinned police student. I heard from my mother that he would graduate soon and take up a formal post.

"He's a handsome young man, and he's also the chief of the police academy." Mom held her face in one hand, showing a dreamy smile, "Maybe he will become Sha Jiang's junior."

Fortunately, my father hasn't come back yet, otherwise he would definitely hold his mother and yell, yelling whether his mother doesn't love him anymore, the voice is so loud that the whole street can be heard.

But that's not the point, the point is——

I rejected my naturally dull old mother and told her seriously: "Mom, I don't like the next year."

"Sha Jiang graduated earlier because he skipped a grade. Seriously, Mr. Jiang Gu is two years older than you." My mother sat beside me, tilting her head and asked me seriously, "Sha Jiang doesn't want Are you going to meet him?"

It seems that I can vaguely see the devilish little black horn on the top of my mother's head.

I:……

"Of course I want to." I was full of desire to survive, and quickly showed an expectant smile.

"Then it's settled." Mom put her palms together, and the haze was swept away in an instant, and her smile bloomed in spring. "We will meet at the gate of Sanchome Park at nine o'clock this Sunday morning."

I found out my old mother was digging a hole for me, and found the evidence.

But I had no choice but to jump into the pit honestly.

While my mother was preparing dinner, I went straight upstairs and knocked on my brother's door, trying to get him to save his poor, helpless and weak sister.

"My mother showed extraordinary persistence in letting me go on a blind date and let you make friends." I was very worried, and asked my brother with a sad face, "brother, can you help my sister divert my mother's attention? For example Talk about playing truant and fighting, and do something that you would do during the rebellious period."

My 16-year-old brother rejected me with a straight face.

I clasped my hands together and looked at him pitifully: "Please, Papa Kusuo, I can pack your coffee jelly for this year."

"Don't call me that," he glanced at me speechlessly, "it's not like you don't know why mom is so active in finding you a partner. '

"So I was the one who was broken up for no reason at the beginning, why are you more worried than me?" I rolled on the bed with my pillow in my arms, screaming, "I don't care, I just went to work, and I still expect 007 The public security police, there is no time to fall in love."

'...Are you a three-year-old? '

Hearing this, I immediately sat up and accused him: "Brother, you have changed. At this time, you should hug me and keep crying and not allowing my sister to marry."

My younger brother looked at me blankly for three seconds, then twitched his mouth: 'Oh. '

I have always felt that if this younger brother hadn't been beaten up early in the morning because of his super powers, how could he grow up so healthy and healthy.But I am magnanimous and don't care about him.In a flash of inspiration, I suddenly thought of a good idea, and excitedly shared it with my brother: "It's hard to persuade my mother, or I should start with the blind date. Do you think I used "my lover is this country" How about rejecting him?Everyone is a policeman, he must be able to understand my lofty sense of mission and determination to defend the country. "

The younger brother commented in one word: 'Stupid. '

Two words: 'Silly. '

Three words: 'Stupid. '

Crit -

I hit my brother hard on the head.

Speaking of why I asked my brother to discuss it, even if he is a person with superpowers, he is single, his mother is single, he is still a minor, and he has never experienced the suffering of such an adult at all.

I left resolutely, returned to my room and collapsed on the bed, and called my best friend Kise Ryota, who was studying in Yokohama, and asked if there was any way I could refuse a blind date, this well-informed spiritual friend.

"I'm only 20 years old, exactly the same age as Hua." I was so sad that I wanted to shed tears of sympathy for myself. "I just graduated and want to play for two more years. I don't want to step into the grave of marriage for the time being."

"Why don't you just say that you are very busy at work and don't have time to fall in love?"

"My old mother wouldn't believe my excuses, even though I was really busy."

"The nature of the work needs to be kept secret, and the identity cannot be revealed?"

"If it really reaches that level, I won't even be able to see my parents and younger brother, let alone call you. The task content really needs to be kept secret, but my position is not yet to the point where I need to deal with all interpersonal relationships."

"How about finding a boy to pretend to be a boyfriend?" He tried his best to give me advice on the phone, "Not only can you refuse a blind date, but you can also fudge inquiries and introductions from countless relatives and friends during the holidays."

I thought about it, and felt that this proposal made sense, so I asked him, "Where can I find this boy?"

He was silent.

I was silent too.

"Actually, with our friendship, I certainly don't mind pretending to be your boyfriend. But," his voice changed, with a bit of innocence in his tone, "Will Aunt Qimu believe it?"

"...my mother is just natural, but she is not stupid." I told him woodenly.

Based on the relationship between me and Ryota Kise, my mother will not be surprised if he will be my bridesmaid or I will be his best man when we get married. How could such two people suddenly have a spark of love.

"Oh." I let out a long sigh.

"Oh." Kise Ryota on the other side of the phone also sighed.

My spiritual friend said he had no choice but to do it myself.How can I refuel, I don't want to refuel.Very sad, just very sad.But my mother is firmly at the top of the Qi Mu family's food chain, and I have no choice.

Sunday is coming soon, and before dawn, I was pulled out of bed by my energetic mother.Looking at the foggy sky outside, I yawned sleepily: "Isn't it about nine o'clock?"

The mother who was looking through the closet turned her head and said innocently: "It takes a lot of time for girls to dress up."

...that's not why you woke me up three hours earlier.

"Mom, I'm a career elite who puts efficiency first. In 20 minutes, I can put on a complete set of makeup that is perfect enough to walk on the red carpet." I tried to struggle to get my mother to allow me to sleep for another two hours.

"Eh? But today is Sha Jiang's first blind date. I thought Sha Jiang would be so anticipating that she couldn't fall asleep last night and get up early in the morning to get ready." Mom blinked innocently, "Isn't that so?"

I:……

I showed a perfect professional smile to my old mother in a second: "I'll get up right away."

I was wrong, I actually told Kise Ryota that my old mother was a natural dumb, which is clearly natural black.

My mother helped me choose a pure white dress, and skillfully painted me a whole set of pink makeup for dating.How should I put it, good-looking is good-looking, but if I don't go on a blind date next, I will be more in the mood to appreciate this makeup.

My father was crying and not allowing his daughter to marry so early. Although I am very happy that he is on the same side as me, it is useless for him to speak as the bottom of Qi Mu's food chain.I tentatively set my sights on my cute little brother. He is being threatened by his mother with the little black horns erected. If he destroys it, his pocket money will be cut off so that he will not be able to buy coffee jelly in the future.

... ok.

These people are unreliable, I can only work hard on my own.

There are people coming and going in the park, elderly people walking, couples on a date, mothers with children, in twos and threes, in groups.I was alone, as lonely as a dog.

After waiting for a long time, it was so long that I didn't know when the sky suddenly darkened. I looked up at the sky, and a drop of water just fell on my forehead.

It's raining.

It was raining heavily.

Looking at the pitch-black sky outside, I tried my best to shrink to the corner to prevent the rainstorm from splashing on me, while muttering to myself: "Today's rain is heavier than the day Shancai left Daoming Temple."

'Go back? 'A familiar voice was suddenly knocked into my mind, and when I turned my head, I saw my brother's tender pink hair, like a soft cherry blossom in the gray rainy day.

"I was let go," I blinked, and said to my younger brother, "The first blind date of an innocent girl was let go."

The younger brother was silent for a long time before he asked me: "Can you restrain the smile on your face a little bit?" '

"Eh?!" I was startled, rubbed my face quickly, and tried to put on a distraught expression, "What about now? Does it look miserable, so miserable that my mother will never let me go on a blind date again. "

'No. ' the younger brother replied indifferently.

I stopped, and said silently: "Brother, occasionally a white lie will be more flattering."

The younger brother smiled and refused.

At the beginning, it was the older brother’s rebellious period. He skipped a grade and went to study in Cambridge, England without discussing with his family. Now it’s the younger brother’s rebellious period. .

"Oh," I sighed a long time, and turned my head to look outside the eaves. "The rain probably won't stop for a while. By the way, I don't have the other party's contact information. Brother, please help me find him." Where are you now, if you haven't arrived yet, there should be no accident."

'I'm involved in the case,' the younger brother squeezed out his cross-eyed eyes, looking dumbfounded, 'would you like to take a look? '

This is one of my brother's countless superpowers that are not worth mentioning - clairvoyance, which can observe things thousands of miles away without being limited by spatial distance.

I thought about it and asked him, "Is there any danger?"

The younger brother groaned: "The police have surrounded the scene, and it is estimated that the prisoner will be caught soon." '

I immediately responded, "That's fine."

'But even if he rushes over now, it will take more than an hour,' he asked me again, 'are you going home? '

"Although I didn't want to come on a blind date, but since I'm here, I have to correct my attitude," I said sternly, criticizing my younger brother who was not enlightened, "I'll wait a little longer, brother Just stay here and chat with me, otherwise it will be boring to stay alone."

However, my younger brother exposed me very disrespectfully: "You just don't want to go home and be talked about by your mother." '

Me: ...It's, it's quite embarrassing.

I forced myself to change the subject calmly, pretending to be pitiful, sniffed and said miserably: "It's so cold, I'm almost unconscious from the rain."

'Let me remind you, you are hiding from the rain under the eaves now, don't copy everything from movies and TV dramas. 'That's what I said, but my brother who was hard-spoken and soft-hearted still silently increased the temperature around me.

From the body to the limbs, the palms to the fingertips suddenly became warm.I feel like I just came out of the bathhouse with a red face, and I hugged my brother and rubbed hard, screaming: "Brother, sister will always like you."

"Stupid," after a brief silence, my younger brother pushed me away awkwardly, "I'm not a child, don't hug me all the time. '

My younger brother Saiki Kusuo.

is a tsundere.

"It's okay," I quickly moved over to hug him, "Even if you're a Tsundere Sister, I like it."

'……roll. '

Tsundere is just so dishonest.

I understand.

While rubbing against Ruanruan's younger brother, he watched a movie, but the other party still didn't show up.Seeing that the sky was getting dark, I reckoned that I had fully demonstrated my sincerity by waiting from nine in the morning to six in the evening, and decided to give up waiting to go home and cook.

My younger brother asked me if I wanted the sun to clear up for a second. I thought about it and schemingly refused: "This kind of dark rainy day can bring out my misery even more."

Especially the old mother still has a romantic girl's heart, and it will be more distressed to go back in the rainstorm than in the sun.Sure enough, my old mother hugged me in her arms and rubbed me distressedly.

After all, it was a blind date that I had never even met for the first time. The other party did not come to the door recklessly, but chose to ask someone to apologize to me and asked me if I would like to meet again.

I asked my mother to convey my meaning for me and told him: It doesn't matter, I am also a policeman, and I understand his behavior very well.Work hard in the future, protect the people, and protect the country as our common lover.

This is an adult's roundabout way of speaking. It is concise and clear when translated, it means nothing, see or see.

With a look of pity on my mother's face, she held my hand and said, "I also had an accident last time. If you are willing, Sha Jiang, we can make an appointment again."

"No," I rejected my mother sternly, "Look, mom, it's unlucky to have an accident on the first blind date...cough cough cough I mean it means we have no fate. Since there is no fate, Don't force it, a twisted melon is not sweet."

"But--"

"No buts."

Although she still looked regretful, fortunately, her mother didn't say anything more.

In order to avoid the next blind date, I went to knock on the leader's office and asked him if he had any assignments that needed to be dispatched recently.

My leader sat behind his desk, folded his hands on his chin, and gave me a smile that was good enough for a news interview.

Affectionate, professional, can't fault it.

He said to me: "There just happened to be a task, and after thinking about it, only you, Qi Mu, could do it."

I shivered subconsciously, and suddenly I had a bad feeling.