Domineering Mafia's Silly Goose Wife

My leader is a different leader.

Generally speaking, the work of the police department is more inclined to decision-making, command, and control, especially in our professional group, which is rounded up to sit in the office to lead the overall situation.But my leader is different. He firmly believes that only the grassroots can truly develop a person's ability, so under his leadership, almost everyone will be sent to the field for three or two years, and then transferred back to the headquarters after being promoted to the police.

So, as a newcomer, I was sent by the leader to Yokohama as a nightclub lady.

Things start a month ago.

A new type of hallucinogen is popular underground. Through a certain line, the police learned that the source of this new type of hallucinogen is in Yokohama.They found out the middleman - a bad yellow hair, who often goes to a nightclub called C-CLUB, opens a box every time he goes there, closes the door and does not know what illegal things are done inside.The identity of the male guest is not good enough to be close to Huang Mao, and there is no suitable informant to insert him for the time being, so the police decided to send a female police officer to approach him disguised as a young lady.

And I am the female police officer who was dispatched.

This is called feng shui turns, and those who come out to mix will always have to pay back.I used to go clubbing, now it's the bar clubbing me.I have no experience of being clubbed at all, so I can only follow my usual thinking of being a bully, and go to the library to find Yan Ruyu and the golden house.After staying for several days, I finally turned out a pink cover from the corner, with a big red stamp on it - R-18.

"Queen of the Night and Her Men"

These big characters are impressively written on the cover.

Below is the introduction to the book:

When the innocent and innocent girl encountered the downfall of her family, she fell into the night market.

Domineering Mafia: [-] million, bear me a child.

Bad Neighbor: Miss, my door is always open for you if you are afraid of thunder.

Indifferent killer: Woman, do you think you can escape?

……

Three years later, she was reborn, stunning the night scene, and became a queen of the generation.

Wonderful.

My eyes lit up, I read this treasure in the world over and over again, carefully figured out the heroine's character, and combined with the heroine's experience, I set myself a character of a down and out miserable girl.

The Police Department can help prepare identity materials. In order to fit the personality, I also rented a small single room in the old Yokohama district.Before staying in Yokohama, I went home and paid homage to my younger brother, wishing me success in my work and prosperity.

"Believe in Kusuo, you will have eternal life." Worshiping God and Buddha is worse than worshiping Kusuo. I respectfully handed over the coffee jelly as a tribute, put my hands together, closed my eyes and prayed, "Bless me to become the top card in Kabukicho smoothly... ah no, the mission is successful That's right."

Saiki Kusuo: ...

Science metaphysics is all ready, and my self-confidence is bursting.Not to mention completing the task, I think it is just around the corner that I can become the top player and dominate Kabukicho.

"You are the worst lady I have ever taken care of," Mama Sang said with a look of disgust while biting her cigarette, "If it wasn't for your face, I would have kicked you out a long time ago, and let you Stay here and ruin my reputation."

I:……

I:! ! !

Nonsense!I'm an elite police officer. I'm smart, witty, and have superb acting skills. I'm just pretending to be a nightclub lady.

"The mouth is not sweet, the waist is not soft, and I can't even learn the simplest wink." Mom Sang set her eyes on my chest, frowned, and said a tone word——

"Tsk."

I:? !

I immediately folded my hands in front of my chest, and roared angrily: "It's fine to despise my soul, but even my body/body is also despised. No one can bear this kind of insult."

"Then get lost." Mama Sang said calmly.

It is impossible to roll, and the public security elite has a 100% mission completion rate.I lowered my arms and replied calmly: "But I have long ceased to be a human being."

Mama-sang lazily raised her eyelids and sneered.

hateful!When I successfully find the clues, I will arrest this group of people and eat pork chop rice in the name of 〇cleaning〇.

But that was after the clues were found. Now I can only struggle to survive under the claws of my mother, honestly pretending to be a nightclub lady, looking for opportunities to get close to the suspect.

Under the whipping of my mother Sang and the ladies for a week, I was tortured physically and mentally. I even ate less than a bowl of white rice, and my whole body lost weight.Mom Sang also finally let go of her mouth reluctantly and let me go to treat guests.

I tugged on the super shiny and close-fitting long dress exclusive to nightclub girls, and said to myself silently in my heart: From today on, I will be a nightclub lady. There is no love, no money, only tasks and promotions.

— Just do it!

After hypnotizing myself, I calmly asked my mother, "Where is my guest?"

"There, the one in the black top hat," Mama Sang lifted her chin towards the corner, and with a cigarette between her fingers, she raised her eyes to look at me leisurely, and instructed, "Even if you touch your butt, you should bear it well. Complain and I'll just let you go."

I:? ? ?

I replied dissatisfied: "Of course I know."

Even if I am a dish dog, that is a dish dog with dignity.Do you need to ask me over and over again for such a question that even a vegetable dog disdains? I still have the professionalism of a nightclub lady.

At most, it's just a sack for him afterwards.

I added silently in my heart.

The first guest that my mother chose for me was sitting in a great location where I could see the whole nightclub. He was wearing a black suit, a black coat, a black top hat and a choker around his neck. All in all, he was well-dressed. She is even more flirtatious than my nightclub lady.

Could it be that the beautiful cowherd from the cowherd shop next door came to stimulate domestic demand?

No matter who he is, no matter who he is, he must do a good job!

In a second, I raised a sweet smile that was whipped by my mother with a ruler, and said in a thin voice that men love most: "I am Saori-chan, what should I call the guest?"

Young man Chu Fa glanced up at me, then lazily turned his eyes back to the red wine glass in his hand in the next second, and replied indifferently: "Whatever."

"Okay, then—cough cough cough." I quickly bit the tip of my tongue and swallowed the words Mr. Random, and when the other party looked over, I immediately raised a sweet smirk, pretending that nothing happened.

Luckily I was very responsive.

I gave myself a thumbs up in my heart.

Sitting next to this guest, I silently peeked at him, but he never looked at me, as if he didn't even intend to talk to me.Huh?Strange, what do you do when you come to this kind of place and don't chat and have fun with the lady, it can't be just looking for a place to drink.

I thought about it, and felt that he might not have adapted, hadn't let go of himself, or that he himself was a passive and slow man.As a dedicated lady, of course I have to do things like warm up.My mother Sang pinched my ears and taught me that asking about the weather is too low-level, and asking about work is too offensive. If you can’t see anything in the guest, start talking about hobbies and food.Although routine, it is not easy to make mistakes.

I glanced at the other party's coquettish attire, my eyes lit up, and I tried my best to boast: "Guest, your attire is really handsome, and your taste is superb."

"Yeah." The man replied.

"This coat is handmade. The material and design can take into account comfort and straightness at the same time. It must be made by famous masters."

"really."

"Your choker is also embellished just right."

"Fortunately."

... ok.

I have tried my best, but this guest is really not cooperative.

No matter what I said, the guest responded with the most concise words, and made conversation casually, obviously absent-minded.Big brother, if you don't like me, just speak up, I promise to get out and let the next lady replace me.Forget it, as long as you don't complain to me, everything is fine.If you complain about me, I... I'll hold my mother's thigh and cry for injustice!

It just so happened that from the corner of my eye, I spotted the bad yellow hair walking in from the door, so I simply focused most of my attention on him.It was rare for Huang Mao not to open a box, but to sit in a booth in the lobby, calling three or two ladies to drink together.

There was a lot of voices in the nightclub, the lights were dim, and we were far away. I couldn't hear what he said or see his mouth shape clearly. I could barely judge the other party's purpose from his behavior.I observed secretly for a while, and found that the bad yellow hair was no different from other men who came to the night show, drinking, laughing, and molesting the lady.

Could it be that today you are simply here to have fun, not to do illegal transactions?

It seems that I have to find an opportunity to sneak into the other party's side. I looked away without leaving a trace, and glanced at the menu board erected on the table from the corner of my eye, and suddenly remembered something.

I forgot to ask this guest to buy me a drink!

The performance of the nightclub lady all comes from the wine ordered by the customer. In order to prevent my mother Sang from yelling to fire me, I tentatively asked: "Guest, can you buy me a glass of wine?"

"Huh?" Chu Fa youth turned his head to look at me, and simply raised his chin, "Order whatever you want."

Come on, open a bottle of royal salute for me, and my performance will directly explode, let's see who dares to call me a dish dog in the future.

……Kidding.It's safer to be low-key when receiving guests for the first time. Besides, if he can't pay, the wine fee will eventually be deducted from my salary, so I'm at a big loss.

I flipped through the menu and skipped several pages of wine names, only some fruit platters and peanuts and melon seeds were left, and the only thing that seemed to fill my stomach was fried chicken.

I thought about it, and confirmed it again with the man: "Can I really order anything?"

He nodded sharply.

Now that you've said that, I'm not being polite.

Because tonight is my first time receiving guests, my mother pinched my ear and chanted for several hours. I didn’t eat lunch or dinner. It is estimated that it will be more embarrassing.Xizizi ordered beer and fried chicken, and handed the menu back to the waiter. Unexpectedly, I turned my head and met Chufa's cobalt blue eyes.The young man took a sip of red wine, glanced at me lightly, and said, "You look different from the lady here."

I:! ! !

What, what do you mean?Why did he suddenly say, did he see through my identity as an undercover agent with his eyes?Or there was an extra rule in the nightclub when I didn't know, ordering beer and fried chicken is an undercover agent.

On the surface, he is as stable as an old dog, but in his heart he has already panicked a lot.I tried my best to use my clever little brain to go through everything tonight, but I still couldn't find out where I was showing my feet.

Impossible, before I went undercover in the nightclub, I had torn through the books "The Queen of the Nightclub and Her Men" and "The Years I Was a Lady in the Nightclub".Not to mention being a nightclub lady, I feel that even my mother-san is competent, how could I be exposed so easily.

I looked at the man's face furtively, but the man didn't look at me. After taking a casual sip of the red wine, he narrowed his eyes and seemed to be looking in a certain direction.Following his gaze, I happened to see the bad yellow hair laughing and rubbing the young lady's chest.

I understand.