I became the cat of the million-up owner

"Tuotuo, there is a new pet game company that wants to ask you to shoot an advertisement."

"Meow?"

Yi Siyun pulled a cat doll that was similar in size to his own, and looked up at Gu Shi when he heard this, his big cat eyes showed excitement.

Commercials?

That is to say, you can go out and play?

Great!

Cats like it!

"But I declined."

Gu Shi's next sentence made Yi Syun immediately disappointed.

He put down the cat doll and gave Gu Shi a long "meow".

Whatever, I want to hang out!

The next moment Yi Siyun was picked up by Gu Shi, hugged him in his arms and rubbed his head.

"You're still too young, I'm afraid you won't be able to get used to it." Gu Shi took Yi Syun to the game room on the other side, "We'll try it when you grow up a bit, shall we?"

"Meow."

Yi Siyun hummed and flicked his tail.

Well, I reluctantly accepted this reason.

He jumped down from Gu Shi's arms, his eyes lit up when he saw the projection screen on the wall, and his mood soared again.

Playing games again today!

Cats are happy!

"Today is a game promotion, the new pet mode of "Dance! Dance!", um, yes, I will have a PK with Mr. Jia later." On the other side, Gu Shi has already started the live broadcast and is greeting the audience , "Now let's practice in random mode first."

Hearing this, Yi Siyun consciously ran all the way to Gu Shi's feet and squatted down, and couldn't wait to "meow".

——Introduce the rules, shit shoveler!Then we'll hurry up!

"This game is also an audio game, but it's more complicated. The pet mode is similar to the two-player mode. You just need to follow the prompts on the screen to make corresponding actions to score points." Gu Shi patiently explained the rules to the audience in the live broadcast room, "The pet part is Change to the arrow keys, press and hold the corresponding illuminated arrow keys to count as success."

After listening to the rules, the audience in the live broadcast room began to predict the outcome.

[There is procrastination, it's not a problem. 】

[Is the anchor's limbs coordinated? 】

[Don't forget that Mr. Jia is a great dancer in the game area——]

[That's the man who claimed to be able to debut at the C position without entering the e-sports circle! 】

[But Erha from Mr. Jia’s house? 】

【...The situation suddenly became confusing. 】

The first round of analysis, due to lack of samples, did not yield any results.

Gu Shi logs into the game, selects the control mode-virtual keyboard, game mode-practice, and then a huge music library appears in front of one person and one cat.

From nursery rhymes to folk songs, from rock to jazz, and even opera——

Everything is available.

Gu Shi ticked off a random song, bent down and hugged Tuo to the Enter key.

"Drag and drag to press Select Song."

"Whatever you choose, we will dance."

Yi Siyun slowly stretched out his paw, and slapped the keyboard casually.

Let me choose, shit shovel, don't regret it.

I remember I used to have a nickname called Lucky E... Um, what is it?Can't remember.

Anyway, it's bad luck, bad luck... Lah!

"Dangdang!"

"The track you selected is "Wow, OK, Go!""

Yi Siyun: "...Meow?"

He tilted his head in confusion as the prelude sounded immediately.

Does this song sound quite relaxing and happy?

But why is Shit Shovel's expression so stiff?

He turned his head to look at the barrage in puzzlement.

The barrage has burst into laughter.

【Salvation girl group dance...】

[The hand of dragging, the hand that has been opened. 】

[Brother Gu dances with the girl group dance hahahahahaha! 】

[Sisters are running around to tell each other that Brother Gu is going to do a girl group dance! 】

Yi Siyun: "..."

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Oh my god, Gu Shi wants to do a girl group dance, can this kind of live broadcast be watched without charge?

He keenly noticed that although Gu Shi still had a cold expressionless face, his body had stiffened.

Great!

Yi Siyun excitedly twisted his little butt.

Gu Shi!Girl group dance!

Cats want to see!

……

……

Yi Siyun and the audience in the live broadcast room were destined to be disappointed.

The prelude is over, and one person and one cat take their places.

"Ready, Go!"

Yi Siyun focused his attention on the button floating under his feet, raised his paw and pressed it down with a crackling sound.

The feeling of whack-a-mole is so wonderful!

He stole a glance at Gu Shi who was at the side.

"……Meow!?"

Seeing Gu Shi's dancing posture, Yi Siyun couldn't hold back the urge to burst out laughing, he couldn't brake enough, and fell to the ground like a dog eating shit.

"Meow!?"

Help, Gu Shi feels like he is infected by a zombie virus and is about to mutate!

Were the guy's limbs just put on?

Yi Siyun looked at the points, guessing that he would definitely not be able to pass the level, so he simply kept lying down and lay on his side to admire the peerless demeanor of his shit shovel.

Look at that expressionless face, that head that doesn't know where to turn, that limbs that are so stiff that they don't seem to be lubricated enough.

It is really--

[It's so funny hahahaha! 】

The barrage on the side didn't give the anchor any face and made crazy ridicule.

【Brother Gu, why don't you dance the mechanical dance here? 】

[Class F!The anchor is hopeless! 】

[Laughing to death, look at Moto. 】

[Tow and stare dumbfounded hahahaha! 】

[Tuotuo: Dad, are you dancing to the master? 】

Thanks to Gu Shi's perennial hostile atmosphere, the bullet screen made Yi Siyun overjoyed to watch, and rolled on the ground happily, ignoring his own movements, and focused on Gu Shi wholeheartedly.

He lay on his back on the ground, twisted his buttocks to adjust the angle, put his two little paws on his chest, tilted his head back, and looked at Gu Shi from the bottom up.

Hey, looking at it this way, it really looks like a mechanical dance!

The barrage is frantically swiping the screen.

[Help, why is Tuo Tuo so cute. 】

[Tutuo big baby, bring your old father! 】

[It's over, it feels like this PK has not started yet, we have already lost. 】

[Sisters in front, is winning or losing important?No, winning or losing doesn't matter. 】

[The important thing is - we want to watch Brother Gu dance! 】

PK is not as good as dancing!

—

"Hello, hello, old Gu?"

"Wang woo high!"

Just when Yi Siyun was so moved by Gu Shi's spirit that the little cat almost cried, suddenly there was a loud dog barking, which completely covered the other person's voice.

"...Wangcai! Sit down for me! Lao Gu, I'm here—don't bite my clothes!"

Yi Syun recognized that this voice was that of the passer-by Jia in the chicken-eating video before, but compared to the gentle and calm back then, this voice has a kind of... annoyance.

Danmaku felt the same way as him.

[Hey, Wangcai was sick and hospitalized before?I feel even crazier after being discharged from the hospital. 】

[I heard that Teacher Jia has lost a lot of hair recently. 】

[Ms. Jia’s network cable has been replaced for a round, and it was all bitten off by Wangcai. 】

【…Speaking of it this way, it feels like the outcome is still unpredictable. 】

【NSDD】

Gu Shi exited the practice mode with a blank expression, said "um" with a calm expression, and said, "We can start anytime, Mr. Jia, are you sure you can?"

That questioning tone and rising coda no doubt represented some sort of—joking, sarcasm, of course.

"I don't want to be told by the audience that I won't win by force."

【? ? ? ? ? 】

【? ? ? ? ? 】

Question marks were raised in the two live broadcast rooms at the same time.

[Brother Gu, can you say that? 】

[Who was that twisting humanoid creature just now? 】

[Help, I can't stay in this live broadcast room anymore, it's too shameless. 】

A passer-by Jia and his opponent's pet husky Wangcai appeared momentarily on the connection screen. The passer-by Jia, who was being held in the hem of his clothes by his dog, pressed his forehead speechlessly, and tapped the ready button without saying a word.

"Let's get started, Lao Gu. With your dancing skills, you are on par with my family's Wangcai... Want to win? I think you want to eat ass."

Passer-by Jia sneered and spoke with the air of a strong man.

The game prompt sounds.

"Dangdang! The track you selected is "The Third National Radio Gymnastics for Middle School Students"!"

Passer-by Jia, who had absolute confidence in himself, stared dumbfounded at the refreshed random songs.

"..."The Third National Broadcasting Gymnastics for Middle School Students"?"

"..."

"..."

Barrage: "Hahahahahahahahaha!"

Passer-by Jia and Gu Shi looked at each other, the latter shrugged helplessly, while the former patted the dog's head next to him with a broken expression.

"Wangcai, why is this age-old radio exercise included in the music library of dance games?"

"Wang Wang!"

Wangcai grabbed the hem of the passer-by Jia's clothes with excitement, and wagged his tail triumphantly.

【Teacher Jia puts on a pain mask. 】

[Congratulations to Brother Gu for securing the victory ahead of time! 】

Yi Siyun squatted on the shoulder of his shit shoveler, looking at the dog over there with a sigh.

He felt a little sympathetic to the passer-by, Jia Lemiao.

He leaned close to Gu Shi's neck, rubbed the other's cheek, then jumped off the ground, boldly took small steps along the way, and stood in his own place.

"Meow!"

Pussy dance!

The shit shovel will always be with you, and the cat will take you flying!

"The third national radio gymnastics for middle school students, dancing youth, starts now!"

"Get ready—get up!"

"One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six—"

"Meow - ouch!"

Go shit shovel, you can!Move with the cat!

"Wooooow!"

"Wangcai, let me go! Your little bone icon is—"

"Wow woof woof!"

"--there!"

Both ends of the mic, the same repertoire, different style.

On the one hand, humans and cats are harmonious, and cats and cats are cute and cute, and the anchor is meticulous and meticulous, which is not too out of shape.

the other side--

Chickens fly and dogs jump, Erha runs around, goes to the sky and enters the earth, and goes wherever he can't.

The anchor was devastated, fell short of standards, gave up on himself, and simply danced with his dog in his arms.

Barrage: "Hahahahahaha!"

[What the hell is radio gymnastics... But Brother Gu finally looks like a human being. 】

[It looked like some kind of magical creature before, I won't say what it is. 】

[Sure enough, you never know what your Erha can do. 】

【Teacher Jia is very desperate, and is about to be ridiculed by Brother Gu again. 】

[Tutuo is still the most sensible! 】

[Wuuuu Tutuo even kissed Brother Gu before Tutuo started, Tutuo loves Dad so much! 】

……

……

At the end of the song, without any surprise, Gu Shituo won by a big score, successfully ending the promotion of the Lianmai game.

Next, according to the usual practice, it is naturally to mock the time.

Gu Shi hugged his kitten, and the corners of his mouth curled up a little, but he didn't sarcasm abnormally: "Mr. Jia, in terms of cooperative games, your family's wealth is really not as good as ours."

No matter how you hear this, there is a sense of showing off.

[Parents' competition, it's started! 】

[Laughing to death why is the host so proud! 】

[Thank you for dragging the anchor to fly! 】

A passer-by, Jia, stood where he was, with his Erha in his arms, looking unlovable. Hearing this, he gave Gu Shi a blank look, then turned and left.

"Next week, I will play Noodle Man with Gou Daluo, don't forget."

[...! ! ! 】

[Never overturn the team is about to start again? 】

【Great! 】

【Grandpa's happiness is back! 】

"Meow?"

Spaghetti man?sounds good.

Yi Siyun lay on Gu Shi's shoulder with unrequited interest, watching the back of the husky named Wangcai who immediately let go of his mouth slowly after the music ended, and stomped away lazily, he always felt that the dog was doing it on purpose. Jia the whole way.

Strange, meow, how did he see an elegant and dignified taste from a husky?

But what does the family conflict in other people's family have to do with the kitten?

He continued to stick to the poop shovel with peace of mind, flicked his fluffy tail, but was grabbed by the other party and lifted it up.

"Meow?"

what?Kitten's tail is untouchable!

"Tuotuo, you've been rolling around on the ground recently, do you really think of yourself as a little fluffy mop?"

He heard the disgusted voice of the shit shovel: "It's really dirty."

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun turned his face away, let out a fierce "ow" at Gu Shiyun, and glared at him.

Are you being polite to kittens like that, huh?

And you go to the bathroom—

What do you want to do! ?

Yi Siyun suddenly realized something was wrong, and was about to run away as soon as he moved, but was ruthlessly suppressed by Gu Shi. He only felt a tightness in the back of his neck, and then the whole cat suddenly flew into the air and fell into the sink in the bathroom.

"Meow woo!"

Yi Siyun struggled suddenly.

Cats don't take a bath!

Cats are about to be seen!

Dah!

This - no - can - yes!

"Tu Tuo is good, it's very comfortable to take a bath, and a clean cat is a good cat."

"Meow!"

you go!I will do it myself!

"Is the water temperature about the same? Hey, don't move!"

"Meow-"

"Snapped!"

While struggling, Yi Syun forgot the fact that he was a four-legged creature. His front legs caught his back legs again, and he sat down in the pool with his buttocks.

Water splashed everywhere, and his face was wet.

"puff!"

Yi Siyun was stunned by that ass, and before he could react, he heard Gu Shi laughing from the side, and then he was turned over and rubbed by the shit shovel's big hand back and forth.

"Tuotuo is so good. He showed his belly to take a bath. Come, let's rub our backs."

One said that Yi Gu Shi's technique was really skillful, and it was just right for the little cat, Yi Siyun surrendered not long after, narrowing his eyes comfortably and humming.

Ah~~Meow~~Comfortable~~~~

--Meow! ?

He suddenly felt a special position under his body—something was wrong!

Meow, where did the shit shovel just touch! ?

Yi Siyun froze in place, staring blankly at the man in front of him.

He saw the other party even looked up and down, and said solemnly: "Well, our Tuo Tuo is really a healthy kitten."

……

……

"Meow woo woo woo!!!"

Shit shoveler, the innocence of the little cat has been ruined by you!

You are going to treat me—

Responsible!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"ten"

Today I was seen by Gushi.

What should I do, is Mr. Gu responsible for me?

……

……

Gu Shi must be responsible to me!

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The prototype of this game is "Justdance!", and the pet version is of course a nonsense again!

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