I became the cat of the million-up owner

With the enthusiastic anticipation of the fans, the next Friday arrived as scheduled.

When Gu Shi started the broadcast, there were already many fans squatting here early in the live broadcast room, and there were bullet screens almost at the same time as the broadcast started.

[Good evening, Brother Gu! 】

【good evening. 】

[The anchor is even more handsome today. 】

[Want to see Tuo Tuo! 】

"Good evening." He responded to the barrage greeting, and pointed to the game room next door, "Duotuo played games for a while in the afternoon and is still sleeping."

"Da da da da-"

"Meow!"

As soon as the words fell, there was a milky cat meow coming from far and near, a blue and white dumpling trotted from a distance, stopped in front of Gu Shi, stood up and raised its two front paws, round He looked at Gu Shi without blinking.

The kitten opened its mouth and yelled, "Meow!"

The barrage "swipe" has to float through a whole piece of meaningless "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh".

[Tuotuo: To kiss, to hug, to hold high! 】

【Awei came out to die! 】

[Wooooow no one in this world can refuse to drag! 】

Naturally, Gu Shi couldn't refuse this coquettish little kitten.

He bent down to pick up Moto, and put it on his lap, and saw that the internet-addicted cat immediately turned around and stared at the screen, with its tail raised high and wagging, obviously extremely happy.

Gu Shi smiled, opened the game, entered YY, and immediately heard the familiar noises that almost shook the sky.

"Gu Shi is really famous!"

"He has a big star at home now, can he not be a big name?"

"Ms. Jia, I heard that something is wrong with your Wangcai family recently?"

"No, I heard that something is very wrong."

"...Wangcai! Are you crazy? Don't bite the headphone cable!"

"Oh, something is very wrong indeed."

"Very wrong."

"I'm here, let's go."

Gu Shi listened to the commotion on Lianmai's side in silence for a while, and then spoke out unhurriedly.

"Play a new picture today, called Giant Garden."

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"Meow?"

Yi Siyun's ears moved.

He leaned comfortably on Gu Shi's chest, unable to take pictures of the table under the camera, and paralyzed with his legs spread wildly. Hearing Gu Shi's words, he looked at the game interface with some interest.

This map looks interesting.

Deciphering parkour is the type he will like.

The Noodle Man game, as the name suggests, means that the protagonist controlled by the player is a limp human figure, but the whole game unexpectedly respects the laws of physics, making everything funny and interesting.

The highly open level setting is very popular with Yi Syun, a player who likes to find a new way and is committed to exploring unusual clearance modes.

Yi Syun remembered that he seemed to have tried to pass through the wall without going through any doors. For this reason, he even got a rare achievement that only 5% of the people in the world got.

It seems to be called "Uncomfortable if you don't climb over the wall"?

He thought of this, and looked at Gu Shi's game achievements.

Meow meow?There are also consultants?

Look at this row of rare achievements, it seems that Gu Shi is also a senior wall-climbing monster!

The kitten raised its tail proudly.

They are indeed destined by fate, meow!

"Come in."

Gu Shi's voice sounded from above Yi Syun's head, almost at the same time as the voice of the passer-by Jia.

"I'm in."

"Me too... Fuck, who are you all here... why have you all changed your skin..." Mr. Daluo muttered, "Hey, this colorful beast that popped up all of a sudden What is your dog?"

"It's your father!" Brother Gou's arrogant voice sounded, "Kill you to death, little zombie!"

"Little zombie!? I am indescribable!"

"It's a zombie, it's a zombie!"

"Come to fight, little zombie!"

"Ahh~~~~~"

After a long period of invitation failures, disconnection, forgetting to download... and other surprises that did not surprise fans, the Never Overturn team finally successfully assembled in the game.

Then a scuffle before the first pass.

The main combat forces are Da Luo and Gou Ge, the passer-by Jia is innocent and suffers, and Gu Shi wanders around the periphery, sneaking up on him from time to time.

In short, no one thought about going through the customs.

[At this time, half an hour has passed since the start of the broadcast. 】

The barrage class representative concluded this way.

[Ten minutes of mocking each other, 10 minutes of forming a team, and 10 minutes of fighting. 】

[The anchors are all old bastards. 】

[Don't tell me, Da Luo's outfit is really unworthy of San value. 】

[Don’t you think Mr. Jia’s suit and black-rimmed glasses really look like a passerby? 】

[White-collar Mark in the office building? 】

[And Brother Gu...your skin...]

Yi Siyun could clearly see the complaints in the barrage, especially this barrage discussing Gu Shi's skin, which won his heart.

Meow, the image of Gu Shi, an old man in pajamas, and this idle look wandering around——

Dare you be Uncle Gu at the entrance of the village next door?

Seeing that these bastard anchors were still fighting endlessly, Yi Siyun, who couldn't stand it anymore, raised his face and gave Gu Shi a dissatisfied "meow".

——Quickly pass the level, I want to see the scene behind!

Didn't you see that the barrage is already being swiped?

[Don't fight anymore! 】

After another 10 minutes, under the threat of viewers unsubscribing, the anchors finally gave up.

They dispersed and each went to find the key.

The first level is very simple, find the keys from every corner hidden outside the garden, and you can open the gate of the garden after collecting them all.

Yi Siyun changed his position and lay down again, holding his little feet with one hand and stroking his chubby belly with the other.

"Cuckoo-"

hungry.

He stretched and stood up, not bothering to look for Gu Shi, he jumped onto the table by himself, leaned into the shelf beside him and began to pull.

Meow, didn't the poop shovel just take a pot of cooked chicken?Where did it go-oh, it turned out to be on the lower floor.

Yi Syun thought for a while, then jumped onto the chair on the lower shelf outside the shelf, then jumped from the chair into the shelf on the lower shelf, picked up a piece of chicken, and continued to lie in Huishi's arms contentedly.

Eat and drink, watch live broadcasts, and shovel shit, cats and cats are happy!

The barrage in Gu Shi's live broadcast room was distorted for a moment.

Ushered in a wave of question marks swiping the screen.

[I read that right, did you drag yourself to get some food? 】

[Meow, is Tutuo really a cat? 】

[Brother Gu, send us to college! 】

Gu Shi glanced at the barrage, then looked down at the little chubby cat who was eating chicken with both hands with great relish, stretched out his hand out of surprise, and rubbed the little furry head.

"He's growing up recently, so he gets hungry easily."

"Tuotuo can not only get his own food, but he can also get his own toys."

"This cat is smart, follow his father."

No matter how the tone sounded, it sounded like a proud and protective old father.

A faint voice of a passer-by came from the live broadcast room: "Old Gu, when will you come to bring us Wangcai and teach him to be smart?"

"This may be related to the family environment." Gu Shi said without hesitation, "Wangcai went back to your place, and he will become stupid again if he doesn't keep it."

"..."

"Is your barrage saying: 'It's hard to disagree'?" In the silence of passer-by Jia, Gu Shi asked solemnly.

"..."

The other end was silent for a long time, and there was a stern dog bark of "Wow".

"Let's fight, Uncle Gu."

Passerby Jia's deep voice sounded, with a sense of determination.

"Between you and me, only one person can pass this level alive!"

In the game, the man in black-rimmed glasses in a suit pounced on the hungry tiger next door to Uncle Gu, and was caught by Uncle Gu not to be outdone——

Noodleman Fighting arena is open again!

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……

The barrage is accustomed to this, and even took the initiative to grab the roles of Mr. Daluo and Brother Gou, and became angry with each other with a lot of voice and emotion.

[It's started. 】

[This duel between shit shovelers - who will win! 】

【let us wait and see! 】

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The duel between the shit shovelers did not come to a conclusion.

Under the expectation of everyone, the man in the suit and the old man stood on the edge of the cliff and fought close to each other, and finally fell into the void after wrestling.

"Old Jia is driven crazy by his family's Wangcai." While Gu Shi was fighting with passer-by Jia, Gou Ge was naturally still idle, controlling the game character to lean forward, trying his best to go in the direction where the two fell Looking at it, "There are too many levels in this picture."

He controlled the game character and shook his head left and right: "The teammates are all a bunch of bastards, bastards, Brother Gou sighed."

In the game, the colorful big dog raised its buttocks and stood on tiptoe. That posture was indescribably ecstasy.

"Oh, brothers, let's see Brother Gou's sexy ass!"

"boom!"

"Want to see the level? Go down and see you!"

The colorful big dog was kicked off the cliff by some inexplicable kick.

"Invincible, how lonely it is."

"..." Brother Gou lifted the table, "Da Luo, you have a problem!"

While everyone was waiting for the resurrection, only Mr. Da Luo was left in the huge checkpoint. He controlled the indescribable figure in the game and dangled slowly. Accidentally, he went straight through the gate of the second checkpoint!

【? ? ? ? ? 】

Unbelievable, it's tonight's barrage.

Mr. Daluo: "What what?"

The next moment, Daluo-jun's game interface popped up in golden fonts showing achievement.

"Congratulations on achieving the achievement [How can the indescribable form be able to walk well]!"

Mr. Daluo moved the mouse over the achievement, and a paragraph of small words was displayed below it.

"When a teammate is idle for more than 10 minutes in a certain level, there will be a 5.00% chance to trigger the hidden attribute of the skin, which can pass through walls at will, and the time limit is 1 minute."

Barrage: "Hahahahaha!"

Mr. Daluo: "...!!!"

In the game, some kind of indescribable force rushed straight to the next level——

"Brothers! I will carry you today!"

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"Da Luojun has triggered the hidden attribute of the skin, can you pass through walls at will?"

While waiting for the resurrection, Gu Shi looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and read this with some interest.

Then he said solemnly: "Da Luo, I will leave it to you today."

Yi Siyun felt reasonable: "Meow!"

Otherwise, this group of anchors who are extremely stretched, probably won't be able to pass the level until twelve o'clock, meow!

Yi Syun kicked his short legs, stood up on Gu Shi's lap, lay down in front of the computer, and focused on the game screen.

The characters of Gu Shi, Passerby Jia and Brother Gou have all been revived. Mr. Daluo successfully passed another level before their attributes disappeared, and now they are standing in the fourth level——

Qi Qi looked up at the giant tree that went straight into the sky.

"There's a ramp on the trunk, and oh, there's a toy car in there."

"This level is driving, no problem."

"This car lacks a key, or four fragments can be combined into one key - find the fragments, brothers!"

The four of them dispersed, and it was rare for them to seriously play the game.

Five minutes later, Gu Shi retrieved the fragments from the high-altitude wisteria trellis.

In another 5 minutes, Brother Gou and passer-by Jia brought fragments from different directions.

So only Da Luo-kun was left.

The barrage is filled with a subtle excitement of anticipation.

[I already know what these people are going to say next. 】

[No way, no way, someone can't get a fragment in 10 minutes? ! 】

Facts have proved that today's barrage is indeed an old fan of the Never Overturn Team.

"Hey, Mr. Jia, I read the time correctly. It's been 10 minutes, isn't it 2 minutes?"

"You read that right."

"How can someone fail to retrieve a fragment in 10 minutes?"

"Yeah, what's going on?"

"It must be because I didn't play the game seriously, can it be because I'm too good?"

"That's right, who is this? He's not professional at all."

"Very unprofessional."

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"The debris is on the top of this fountain! It's hard to climb!" Da Luo's unbearable voice came, "Come and try!"

"No." Gu Shi refused without hesitation, "Your core strength is too weak, you should exercise it."

His voice sounded extremely sincere: "Da Luo, we are urging you to grow."

Da Luo: "..."

"I thank you!"

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……

The other three developed a new time-killing sand sculpture game while waiting idly.

Brother Gou controlled the colorful big dog, and he started radio gymnastics.

Gu Shi and the passer-by Jia You learn from each other.

"One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four—"

In the garden, under the big tree, three stupid noodle men are doing exercises.

"Speaking of..." Passer-by Jia waved his hands left and right, and after some inexplicable slips and fell from the fountain again, he said with emotion, "The work of climbing walls before was done by old Yi. Yes."

"He's almost collected all the rare achievements for overcoming the wall."

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YY and the live broadcast room fell silent at the same time.

Today is the first mic-connecting game of the Never Overturn team after the accident of Yi Sheng Bacteria.

Now that Mr. Jia mentions Yi Sheng Bacteria, does it mean that everyone has come out?

"Well, when Xiao Yi comes back, we will take him away."

Gu Shi was the first to speak out, calling up his own game interface, looking at the rows of rare achievements, and smiling slightly.

"He likes to mess around the most."

"So you have to work hard on your core strength, Da Luo." The colorful big dog jumped on the spot and said earnestly, "You are the best, are you worthy of our ardent expectation that we will never overturn the team?"

"...Get lost." Unnamed Jun, who fell down countless times, said quietly, "But in order to be able to mock Lao Yi, I think we can still work hard."

Brother Gou waved his arms and shouted, "Come on! Come on!"

"Come on, come on and help!"

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……

The anchors were emotionally stable, and they even showed joyful sand sculptures, which made the audience feel at ease in the live broadcast room and understood what the anchors meant.

They have never forgotten Yisheng Bacteria, and they are always waiting for each other's return.

But at the same time, life must go on, and they will still bring joy and anticipation to everyone.

Keep hope, live happily, and one day their wishes will come true.

【OK! 】

[We understand! 】

【Let's wait for Brother Yi to come back! 】

"Meow?"

The barrage understood everything, but Yi Siyun didn't understand it yet.

What are "waiting for Lao Yi to come back" and "it used to be Lao Yi"?

What is the barrage saying again, "everything will be fine" and "we will wait for Brother Yi to come back with the anchor"?

Meow, what happened to the probiotics?

Pussy is confused.

He turned around, grabbed Gu Shi's clothes, and let out a soft cry.

"Meow-"

Want to know, tell me!This is very important to me!

In fact, Yi Siyun vaguely felt that this... seemed to be really important to him.

Meow, I always feel that something is wrong.

He is just a cat who has lost his memory and wants to lie down!

The cat is so cute, why make things difficult for the cat.

Yi Siyun sat with his legs spread apart on top of his shit shoveler, leaning back melancholy, with a blank expression and a sad face.

It's really hard for a cat to live meow!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"eleven"

Pooh!Probiotics again!

Mr. Cat, sooner or later, I will destroy this little boy who covets the poop shoveler!

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The prototype of this game is "Humanity Falls Flat", the map is made up, this game is very fun, multiplayer is especially funny~~ I feel like I am doing game promotion hhh