I became the cat of the million-up owner

"Snapped!"

"Meow!"

In the living room, a small blue and white dumpling was jumping up and down around the sofa.

After a lot of competition between instinct and thinking, Yi Syun has mastered the skill of jumping, and reached a preliminary reconciliation with his newly installed limbs.

Even self-taught lights up some fantastic skills.

He rested his front paws on the back of the sofa, stood up, and stared at the cat climbing frame beside him.

The cat climbing frame has three layers and is close to the wall. There are many combined shelves on the wall, which are staggered until they are close to the ceiling.

Looks...fun meow?

Yi Syun felt that he fell in love with climbing frames, a healthy and happy sport.

The kitty is about to climb the climbing frame!

Three, two, one, jump!

Yi Syun, who hadn't realized that he had been deeply influenced by cat instinct, excitedly jumped up to the higher bookshelves one after another, and suddenly felt a kind of passion and excitement to bravely climb the peak in the arena.

This feeling of moving forward bravely towards a high place, climbing one goal after another, somehow made him feel very familiar and immersed him.

It’s as if he used to be like this. He only had the only goal in his eyes, and he kept climbing until he crossed one impossible peak after another and reached the peak...

"Meow?"

Yi Syun shook his head, recovered from the sudden energy, and found that he had reached the highest point.

Here, the entire living room is unobstructed, all at his feet.

The scenery at the top is really unique.

Satisfied, Yi Siyun sat down on the spot and began to look around.

He found a small black spot on the top of his head.

"……Meow?"

It took several seconds for Yi Siyun to react.

This is a... camera?

Why does the shit shovel still have a camera at home?

It took him a few more seconds before he suddenly realized——

Meow, this is a camera!

That is to say, the shit shovel can see him through this camera?

In other words, the shit shovel has been watching him?

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun bared his teeth at the camera thinking he was vicious.

Shit shovel, if you are sensible, you are limited to appearing in front of me within 1 minute—hug me!go down!

That's right, after Hot Blood climbed to the top of the bookshelf, Yi Syun found that he couldn't get down.

This shit shovel's wall-mounted shelf is actually retractable!

After Yi Siyun stepped on it, those shelves were retracted into the wall, leaving no place to step down!

"Meow!"

He raised his face to the camera and whimpered, conveying "I'm very angry" with his eyes.

The kitten is upset, it needs to be kissed and hugged.

Shit shovel, hurry up!

……

……

Yi Siyun ignored a very important question.

He forgot that he was at this time... a five-month-old kitten.

And no matter what the kitty does—

They all seem to be coquettish.

The viewers and the host at both ends of the live broadcast room were aroused by the "meow" at the same time.

The barrage volume surged at this moment.

[Little cats are not allowed to bark their teeth. 】

[Drag and get angry, cute and cute. 】

[Ah, face-to-face, what kind of beauty is this! 】

[Mom/Dad's big boy, come give Mom/Dad a kiss! 】

Of course, Yi Syun knew nothing about the fact that there were hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room eager to fight for his custody. He just stretched out his claws aggressively towards the camera after he thought he had finished scaring the shit shoveler.

Heh, shit shovel, why don't you come to the rescue soon?

The little flames and little evil thoughts in the little cat's heart have already burst into flames!

I shoot!

I knock!

I - hit -

The shit shovel told you to ignore me—huh?

"Snapped!"

He seemed to have captured something, and saw the small red light in the camera flicker for a few times, and then went out without a word.

The camera went on strike.

So when the live broadcast room was immersed in the excitement of "the little cat strikes hard!"

In the live broadcast room, suddenly, the screen went black.

! ! ?

The screen full of question marks quickly floated by.

[We want to see Tuo Mao! 】

[Can this still be a paid content? 】

[Brother Gu, don't sleep, the screen in your live broadcast room is black! 】

[Brother Gu?hello?You won't touch fish until you really fall asleep! 】

But this time, there was silence at the other end of the live broadcast room.

In fact, the man in the working room on the second floor stood up when the camera went black, walked out of the room quickly, and came to the living room. When he saw the scene in front of him, his expression suddenly tightened, and he stepped forward in three steps—— —

The little kitten that has been flying into the sky is tentatively stretching out a short leg, flapping the air twice——

Then I lost my balance and fell straight down!

"Meow-"

—

Time travels back to not so long ago.

Yi Siyun punched cats and dogs at the camera, and soon became a little tired.

He squatted at the highest point, looking at the height of two meters under his feet, his heart trembled uncontrollably.

Can a kitten jump from a height of two meters?

He won't get hurt, will he?

He won't break his leg, will he?

He won't be paralyzed, will he?

He won't fall to his death?

Yi Siyun huddled into a ball silently, and hugged himself distressedly.

He was such a poor, weak, helpless kitten.

"Meow--"

"flap!"

Just when Yi Syun was about to passively resist and bury his head in sleep before talking, his ears moved slightly, and suddenly he caught a strange sound.

"Pleng-pump-crack!"

Meow, what's that sound?

He looked in the direction where the sound came from, and then the whole cat froze in place, and then suddenly its fur exploded.

—that's a big moth!

A moth bigger than his cute little pad!

He, Yi Siyun, is not afraid of the sky, the earth, but the moth that he fears the most in his life!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai

Yi Syun watched in horror as the moth flew closer and closer, and finally stuck to the camera with a snap, only a few tenths of a centimeter away from his beautiful beard!

"..."

"!!!"

Yi Siyun's entire cat lost its mind in an instant.

His innocence will be sullied by moths!

He's going to be bullied by a moth!

Can't stay here any longer!

Even if he jumped from here, he couldn't stay with a moth!

Yi Siyun closed his eyes, stretched out his paws and kowtowed again and again before his chest, and resolutely jumped——

Cat's Leap of Faith!

I jump!

The strong wind blew past his ears, and the familiar feeling of flying suddenly hit, Yi Syun's limbs stiffened subconsciously, knowing in his heart that this was not good, but he still tensed up uncontrollably.

No, no, if this goes on, he will—

"boom."

……

……

"What's the matter, Tuo Tuo, are you scared?"

The expected collision and pain did not happen.

A deep voice sounded in Yi Siyun's ear, very cold but pleasant to hear.He twisted his buttocks, feeling that the arms holding him were strong and strong, and he felt full of security.

——It's his shit shoveler.

Yi Syun hadn't seen his shit-shoveler before, but the moment the other party spoke, for some reason, he subconsciously felt very familiar and at ease. Without any precautions, he relaxed his body and let the other party hug him like a baby. Holding his shoulders, supporting his little buttocks with one hand, and even bouncing.

"Don't be afraid of Tuo Tuo, huh? Dad is here."

Yi Siyun raised his head, opened his eyes wide to see his shit shoveler, and met his gaze.

He couldn't help holding his breath.

The man who hugged him was very handsome, so handsome that it was almost unreal, so Yi Syun, who was used to seeing handsome men and beautiful women since childhood, couldn't help being amazed.

The eyebrows and eyes are sharp, the bridge of the nose is straight, and every part of the combination of the facial features is extremely delicate, and the contour of the face under the backlight is especially excellent. Even from Yi Siyun's perspective of death, there is no flaw in it.

But at the moment they are clearly broadcasting live, this man is wearing a nightgown in his own way, and the dark green satin that is difficult for ordinary people to control is on the other side, which naturally brings out a bit of indescribable extravagance, even if you use the standard baby-holding method. Holding the little milk cat in his arms, it did not damage the cool and elegant aura around him in the slightest.

Like a black panther walking in the night.

For some reason, such an association appeared in Yi Siyun's mind.

He looked at the other person, and the other person looked at him, his handsome and charming face was expressionless, but there was a faint smile hidden in his gaze.

It's like a kind of pampering without any limits.

Under such gazes, Yi Siyun couldn't help screaming coquettishly.

"Meow~~~"

The uneasiness, fear, and bewilderment hidden in the deepest part of the heart, such as Yi Siyun, who might not be discovered until a long time later, all disappeared under this gaze before they could come to his mind.

This shit-shoveler who fell from the sky seemed to be born with a pheromone that made Yi Siyun close and convinced. Just a meeting and a few words made him choose to believe almost without thinking, and when he was sure that he was safe and sound. After being pampered——

became more and more unscrupulous.

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun stretched out his pink and tender meat pads, and worked hard enough to reach the sharp jawline of the shit shoveler. After failing because of his short legs, his soft little paws pretended to slide down inadvertently, and held the opponent down. The chest hidden under the nightgown.

Step on, step on hard!

This wave is his easy money!

Yi Siyun knew just from this hand feeling that his shit shoveler must be a mobile hormone with an inverted triangle golden ratio, making him look thinner when he wears clothes, and fleshy when he takes off his clothes!

Strange, how did he come to such a conclusion just by touching it?

I always feel as if I have experienced experience, as if I have observed the body of a shit shovel up close.

Am I not a high-quality human male who kept his body clean and devoted himself to his career until he was 22 years old and was single?

Kitty Maomao must not know anything, and it's just a certain shit shovel who is so charming, it's too foul.

Yi Syun quickly found a reason for himself, and quickly put his doubts behind him.

"Ha ha……"

As if pleased by the closeness of the kitten in his arms, a low laugh sounded, and Su's leg-soft voice surrounded Yi Siyun's ears, like a set of stereo surround sound repeated continuously, making his whole body The cat can't help but limp down.

Meow, shit shovel, stop exuding your damn charm!

The kitten can hardly resist meow!

Yi Syun, who was severely attacked by hormones, stared blankly at the shit shoveler, opened his mouth blankly and let out a "meow", his little claws were still hooked on the other side's skirt, completely looking like he had been hooked, let the hugger The man watching him couldn't help chuckling again.

"Tuotuo, what are you looking at, huh?"

As the voice fell, the handsome face in Yi Siyun's eyes quickly enlarged——

He felt a warm touch on his forehead, but the heat seemed to stick to his forehead, making his body hot up quickly.

"Why, are you fascinated by me?"

Yi Siyun: "...!!!"

The shit shovel kissed him!

He was kissed by a shit shovel!

Yi Syun's cheeks became hot, and he buried his head in the shit-shoveler's clothes with a "meow", screaming crazily from the bottom of his heart.

Yes, I am fascinated by you! !

How can you seduce a kitten!

He leaned against the shit-shoveler's chest, blushing and heartbeating, recalling the scene just now. He felt his head was buzzing, his thoughts were in a mess, and he completely lost the ability to think, but for some reason, there was a sudden thunder in his heart. There was a sudden jump, as if the second vein of Ren and Du had been opened up in an instant, a thought flashed instinctively.

The next moment, he raised his head "swish", staring at the man who was holding him.

The pretty amber pupils are filled with certainty.

Hey shit shovel, you managed to get my attention.

Kiss me, it's mine.

Let's make an agreement first - it's you who made the first move!

So I, Yi.Tuo Tuo.Si Yun hereby declares that no one will be allowed to take you away!

Hmm... If you don't object, that's the default.

From now on, I will be your unique kitten!

Then I, now, will start—to monopolize you!

Yi Syun unilaterally swore his sovereignty with a serious face, his tail shook excitedly, and he swept his shit-shoveler's chin up and down, the whole cat kept rubbing against the man's hand, and the little fluff all over his body screamed crazily.

Again!

Again!

The little cat wants to eat your tofu meow again!

"Well, Tuo Tuo is really obedient."

The shit-shoveler was very puzzled, he just rubbed Yi Syun's head, and led him outside. Finally, they came to the sofa, and Yi Syun found himself placed on the shit-shoveler's lap.

Directly in front of him is a mobile phone that is broadcasting live.

Yi Siyun glanced over curiously, just in time to see the name of the studio.

【Gu Shi's live broadcast room】

Hmm... His shit-shoveler is called Gu Shi?

Yi Siyun showed a thoughtful expression.

Why does it always sound familiar?

It was as if I had heard, read, and yelled hundreds of times, and once I saw it, I was salvaged from the depths of my mind and turned into words that couldn't be more natural.

Gu, Shi.

Where did you hear it?

……

……

Oh, right!

Yi Siyun patted his belly, and suddenly realized.

Gu Shi, isn't it the name of the magazine he used to read when he was a child!

What's it called...Story Conference?

Yi Siyun was amazed in his heart.

Gu Shi is such a good name, I think it must have a story!

"Tuotuo is fine, now we have to trim Tutuo's nails, otherwise the kitten will play carelessly and easily scratch the owner."

The shit shovel scratched his chin with one hand, adjusted the phone holder with the other, and spoke grimly to the live broadcast camera.

Yi Siyun let out a dissatisfied "meow".

How could such a smart and cute little cat like me do such an uncute thing?

Shit shovel, you have to be responsible for what you say, meow!

"To cut a cat's nails, just cut off the sharp parts, but remember to be quick and firm - if you cut the blood line, they will hurt."

"If the cat is not used to it, it must be comforted. Of course, we are very good, and it will not be afraid."

Yi Siyun was staring at the barrage in the live broadcast room with great interest, when he heard that he hugged Gu Shi's fingers with an "ooohoo", looked up at him, and said to him, "Meow!"

Shit shovel, you have eyes.

You are very good.

Gu Shi patted his head: "Good boy, it will be soon."

Yi Siyun stretched out his paw cooperatively and let the shit-shoveler cut his nails. He nodded in satisfaction when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room praising the shit-shoveler for his handsomeness.

Very good, you are also very discerning meow.

He saw "Grandma's so good!" "My son is so good!" "Look at me!" in the bullet screen, and immediately hummed twice in dissatisfaction, "swish" and turned his head .

Want to be his grandmother?Isn't that just coveting his shit shovel?

Heh, I, Yi Siyun, won't even give you a look.

But the way he turned his head was undoubtedly interpreted by the barrage as another meaning.

[Tutuo is afraid, but Tuotuo has to pretend not to be afraid, so Tutuo doesn't look at it! 】

【Tuotuo is the most obedient kitty in the world! 】

[Tuotuo loves Dad so much! 】

[Ah, ah, dragging mother loves you! 】

"Meow!"

Yi Siyun turned his head and gave a vicious "bah" at the barrage.

- guna!

It didn't take long before the nails of the four paws were cut. A big hand rubbed the top of Yi Siyun's head, and he rubbed it in enjoyment. He hummed and wanted more, but the next moment he was hugged. Walk all the way to the other end of the living room.

He was placed on the stairs leading from the living room to the living room on the first floor.

"Meow?"

Yi Siyun tilted his head, a little confused.

What does the shit shovel want to do?

He looked at the long——stairs under his feet, and wanted to find the shit shoveler, but he saw him walk down the stairs unhurriedly past him, and finally stood at the top of the stairs on the first floor, looking up at him. Come.

"Tuotuo, today we are going to play a game."

The handsome and charming Mr. Gu Shi held up his mobile phone and aimed at the kitten on the second floor, with a rare smile on his expressionless face, and with the other hand he shook the cat teaser that appeared at an unknown time.

"Come on, Tuo Tuo, come to me."

In Yi Siyun's ears, that cold and charming voice was like a devil whispering.

"We can't be defeated by setbacks, and we must face failures bravely. Tutuo, we can't jump off the two-meter bookshelf, but we can definitely walk down the three-meter stairs."

Yi Siyun: "..."

"???"

Listen, is this still a human language?

He looked at the stairs that were one floor high, with more than a dozen steps and turns, and at his own short legs that were soft and not as high as a step, and couldn't help but fell into thought.

He is killing the shit shovel right now——

Or kill the shit shovel later?

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"two"

It turns out that my shit shoveler is a big anchor!

I'm wholeheartedly devoted to the shit shovel!

But the shit shovel pissed me off!

The kitty wants to - hit hard!