I became the cat of the million-up owner

Of course Yi Siyun couldn't kill his shit shoveler.

In fact, he can't reach Gu Shi at all now.

The short-footed little cat sat down where it was, and looked down murderously through the gap in the handrail on the second floor.

A certain handsome but devil-hearted shit shoveler was sitting cross-legged on the stairs, holding a cat teaser in his hand, looking at him encouragingly.

"Duotuo, come here."

Yi Siyun opened his mouth viciously: "Ha——"

Damn shit shovel, don't try to use beauty to seduce him!

How can a kitten go down the stairs by itself!

The stairs are so high!

He will go down!

He doesn't want to get hurt!

And it's still live broadcasting, does the kitten not want to lose face?

He just—doesn't cooperate!

Yi Siyun looked down at his shit shoveler doing useless work from above, gave a cold "meow", turned his back, fell back, lay down on the ground and began to comb his hair.

He wants to be a clean kitten.

An independent kitten who never compromises easily.

Nothing can seduce me, unless you show me meow.

"Tuotuo refused to go downstairs, he must be scared." At the stairs on the first floor, Gu Shi said to the camera solemnly, "Tuotuo has been timid since he was a child, how do you think this little coward will go downstairs?"

Not waiting for the bullet screen to list one hundred and one "Guidelines on How to Seduce Your Kitten Down the Stairs", a certain big anchor suddenly let out a "huh", as if remembering something, got up and left the stairs.

In the huge living room, the sound of footsteps gradually faded away.

Yi Siyun secretly pricked up his ears to listen to the movement below, and couldn't help humming triumphantly.

Well done, Yi Siyun!Shit shovel give up!

How can a kitten like me with human intelligence be manipulated by a shit shovel who looks stupid?

No matter what temptation the shit shoveler uses, you can't bow your head——

Well, what is it that smells so good?

A group of furry slumped on the ground suddenly raised its head vigilantly.

Yi Siyun blinked, and was still lying with his limbs sprawled. He just turned around in the direction of the fragrance, and looked down at the stairs again.

He saw his handsome shit shovel walking back from not far away, with that benevolent but particularly creepy smile on his face again.

— feeling bad.

The danger sensor radar of the little kitten stood up immediately!

What does the shit shovel want to do! ?

……

……

"Gudong."

The faint scent in the air seemed to become more intense.

Yi Siyun swallowed, and patted his stomach.

The five-month-old kitten is growing up and needs nutrients the most. He had been tossing about on his own just now, and he didn't feel anything at first, but when he smelled the fragrance, he suddenly felt a little hungry.

"Tuotuo has been five months old. You can eat some kitten food and canned food in moderation. During this period, you need to take in enough nutrition so that kittens can lay a healthy foundation."

At the stairway, a certain big anchor was still giving cat breeding instructions to the audience in the live broadcast room.

"This time we have prepared a new can, which is purely chicken-flavored. I don't know if Tuo Tuo will like it."

Yi Siyun quietly stood up while grabbing the railing, and looked at the shit shoveler... the can in his hand through the gap in the railing.

He used to hear that canned cat food is fishy and tasteless, but why doesn't he believe it now?

Yi Siyun, who had unknowingly accepted most of the cat's habits, smacked his lips and stared straight at the small can.

"Cuckoo."

His stomach growled uncontrollably.

"Meow."

I really want to eat it.

"Are you hungry?"

Under the barrage that erupted after being cute by the little milk voice in the live broadcast room, Gu Shi sat down where he was, and raised the can in his hand towards Yi Siyun, with a smile that he couldn't help but show in his eyes.

"Come to me, and we can have dinner."

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With Max's canned cat food on one side and the vows he just made recently, Yi Syun is caught in a dilemma and hesitates to make a choice.

Should he succumb to the majesty of the shit shovel, or stick to the dignity of the kitten?

This is really a problem of the century.

"Grumble-"

His growling stomach made the choice for him.

Yi Syun flicked his tail, slowly moved to the stairs, tentatively stretched out his front paws, enough to reach the next step.

Of course, kittens must obey their own will.

Besides, this is all the canned food that the shit-shoveler honors him, and he also wants to give the shit-shoveler some face in front of millions of viewers in the live broadcast room, not for the canned cat food!

Yi Siyun looked down at the shit shoveler, and flicked his tail reluctantly.

Since you have begged me so humbly, an understanding kitty like me has no choice but to help you with difficulty.

Alas, I didn't expect to be a kitten who was supposed to be carefree, but actually had to worry about his career as a shit shovel.

——Canned cat, here I come!

He stood up and let out a long "meow", which was heard by the audience in the live broadcast room like a declaration.

I, kitten, are leaving!

Tremble, stupid Twolegs!

The barrage quickly flooded the live room screen.

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On this day, the live broadcast room of a major anchor in the game area of ​​a certain station reached unprecedented popularity.

Hanging high on the homepage's popular recommendation, it is no surprise but shockingly ranked first in the list of cute pets.

[What situation did I go to the wrong area? 】

[Isn't this the anchor in the game area next door? 】

The audience who accidentally entered the live broadcast room looked blank.

Then he was quickly attracted by the little milk cat in the live broadcast room.

[Ahhhhhhhh what a peerless cute kitty is this! 】

[Drag, rush, rush!I'm staying here today! 】

In the end, it was no surprise that they fell under the beauty of the kitten and couldn't extricate themselves, contributing valuable traffic to this cross-regional live broadcast.For an hour since the broadcast, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has reached 200 million. The barrage is harmonious, all in "Ahhhh" "Woohoo" ... and "Chong Chong Chong".

And these millions of people were excited, and the object of cheering and shouting was a blue-and-white short-legged kitten.

In the live broadcast room, the kitten named Tuo Tuo was tentatively going downstairs.

I saw the kitten, which had begun to show its rounded outline in the future, staring intently at the steps in front of me, stretched out its short front legs, and carefully enough——

Nothing is enough.

The short-legged cat's legs are really too short. The first time I tried it, I only tried the air.

The father's love and mother's love in the live broadcast room are overflowing.

【My son's short legs are so cute! 】

【Ah Wei is dead! 】

[Before tonight, I want this little cat to appear in front of me! 】

[Tow and fly with confidence!If you have something to worry about! 】

"Meow……"

The natural weakness of the short-legged cat is cute to the audience, but to Yi Syun, he hates it.

When he stepped down, he couldn't even touch the ground!

Yi Siyun calmly withdrew his flopping little paws and began to think carefully.

The shit-shoveler's house is too big, he will have to go downstairs by himself sooner or later.

So here comes the problem, given that he walks smoothly, jumps up and can't control the direction of his limbs...how should he go downstairs?

Meow, it's impossible to go on normally.

I don't even think about running normally.

Short-legged cat, how hard life is!

Yi Syun sighed deeply, shook his mustache, and looked at the shit-shoveler at the stairs with disdain.

It's so bold that you dare to pose such a difficult problem to Ben Maomao!

But do you think this can stump me?

Oh, naive!

You stupid two-legged beasts can understand the wisdom of kittens!

I, Yi.Tuo Tuo.Si Yun, already thought of a little trick to go downstairs meow!

He coldly raised his chin at the shit shoveler below, sat down slowly on the spot, fell back, twisted his buttocks to adjust the angle, and collapsed into a cat cake on the spot.

Then the two front paws retracted in front of the body, the buttocks exerted a little force, and the whole cat slid down the stairs slowly and smoothly.

Level one, level two, level three... extremely silky.

Wu~ I can't stop it at all~

Yi Syun hummed triumphantly while rolling, and bared his teeth in disdain at the shit-shoveler sitting below.

Tch, I didn't expect it, shit shoveler, I can't go down, can't I slide down?

The wisdom of the little cat is fully reflected at this time, meow.

Hmm~ The wooden floor of the poop shovel's house is of good quality.

Yi Siyun slid, and couldn't help showing an expression of enjoyment.

The wooden floor was icy and cold, and the edges of each step were smooth and not harsh. It was like giving him a body massage along the way.

Very comfortable meow!

With a happy "meow", he changed his posture and collapsed into a kitten blanket on the ground, rolled and twisted to the next stairway, and continued to slide down happily——

Slide!Kitty loves this!

"Meow~~~"

"Pfft-"

The man at the stairs covered his face and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What's the matter with you, are you going to help Dad mop the floor?"

Gu Shi spoke solemnly, and pointed to the other side of the stairs with the cat teasing stick: "Momo, go there, it hasn't been wiped clean yet."

There was also thunderous laughter in the live broadcast room.

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】

[Brothers are laughing! 】

【So the name Tutuo is because kittens love to roll around on the ground?Love love love. 】

[Little cat slides, good job! 】

【Tuotuo is really the smartest little cat in the world! 】

[Come here, put the mop on my bed immediately! 】

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……

Under the "hahahahaha" swiping screen, Gu Shi's cat movie premiere in the live broadcast room ended perfectly, and it was time for the little cat to go to sleep.

After coaxing the kitten, who had played wildly all day, to sleep, Gu Shizai tidied up the house carefully, and it was already late at night when he looked up again.

"jingle--"

The phone rang.

As soon as he connected, a gentle and laughing voice came from the other end.

"Gu Shi, congratulations on becoming the top anchor of the pet area." The caller was Gu Shi's friend in the live broadcast world, passer-by Jia, who is also another big anchor of the game area, "Hot one in the living area, huh?"

Gu Shi smiled: "I didn't expect it either... But that's fine."

"I will often publish cat movies in the future, and I will be able to see them when Xiao Yi wakes up. For him, it can be regarded as being able to grow up with him."

Because Tuo Tuo was originally bought by him... as a birthday present for the other party.

It's a pity that this gift can't be sent out.

There was silence on the phone for a while.

"He will wake up." Passer-by Jia said with a sigh, "We will never overturn the convoy, so we can't lose one of the four."

"Well, Tuduo and I will always be waiting for him."

Gu Shi hung up the phone and walked into the bedroom, just as he saw the little blue and white dumpling sleeping soundly on its belly, as if feeling his breath, suddenly it meowed in a milky voice, and its two little paws Waving in the air, as if urging him to go to bed.

Gu Shi smiled slightly.

Their family drags, and it really looks like Xiao Yi.

Equally cowardly and cute.

So likable.

He lay down softly, a mass of warm fur soon formed around his neck, the kitten let out a soft cry, and then quietly fell into a deep sleep again.

"Tuotuo, your future father is called Yi Shengjun, remember this name, eh? Father Yi can't come to see you now, let's wait for him to come back together, shall we?"

"Meow..."

Yi Siyun heard this sentence in his sleep, and subconsciously poohed, thinking that Gu Shi, you bastard, were you kidding.

Die with this heart, shit shoveler!

I will not allow others to share you with me!

Not even cats!

"Agreed?"

"Meow!"

Don't even think about meow!

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary"three"

The shit shovel actually has a crush!

How does this work?

Cats are not allowed!