I became the cat of the million-up owner

Good day to everyone in front of the live broadcast room.

The following is reported by XinH, a special correspondent of Maomao Daily:

"First of all, I regret to inform you that the cat alliance was unfortunately broken down on the first day of its establishment.

"Gu Shi, the shit-shoveler with sinister intentions, used all kinds of breaking tactics to successfully separate the two seemingly incompatible kittens. Our main force, Yi Syun, took the lead in defecting and joined the camp that persecuted the kitten Tuo Tuo.

"So, what will happen next? Please look forward to it!"

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Yi Syun is enthusiastically preparing the ingredients for Tutuo's afternoon tea for cats.

It may be due to the reverse influence of Yi Siyun's eating and drinking, now Tuo Tuo has completely become a picky eater, and his food intake has dropped to half of his original size. The fat face has become visibly thinner, and the double chin is about to disappear.

"If you procrastinate and continue to picky eaters like this, you will become malnourished."

Gu Shi, the shit shoveler, said so with a serious expression.

"Well, it's time to prepare some different snacks for Tuotuo and encourage it to eat more."

Yi Siyun shook the kitten in his arms, and immediately agreed.

He remembered that when Tuo Tuo hadn't lost weight, all indicators were good without any problems.

Besides, the Tutuo used to be so cute. Didn’t I see that the barrage was full of “Is Tutuo the love cat in my dreams”?

The poor little cat was forced to watch the gift pack of loving snacks that the parents were about to prepare for him, and "meowed" melancholy.

Perhaps there is also a kind of goodness in the world of cats, which is called "the shit shovel is for your own good".

Yi Syun was sitting on the floor, the coffee table in front of him was full of ingredients, he was slowly cutting pumpkins, with peeled purple potatoes on hand, and a big bowl of goat milk powder on the other side.

Gu Shi was handling the meat in the kitchen, cutting chicken, beef and fish into small pieces, and the two kitchen knives danced vigorously from side to side, and the knife skills looked surprisingly good.

They are going to make a rich afternoon tea for Tuo Tuo today.

"Macarons, moon cakes, goat's milk, salad, Tutuo should like it." Gu Shi said while looking at the menu.

Yi Siyun: "...Oh, what about mine?"

He also wants macarons, moon cakes, milk, no salad!

Gu Shi ruthlessly dashed his hopes: "You? You have vegetable juice."

"..."

"???"

Yi Siyun silently stopped what he was doing, looked at the man beside him without saying a word, and asked with his sincere eyes——

Is that right for you, huh?

His eyes were full of accusations and unconscious coquettishness and threats.

Be sensible, shit shoveler.

Afternoon tea, arrangement, understand?

"...How did Tuo Tuo eat so much?" Gu Shi's compromise came faster than anything else, "The preparation of so many materials is of course reserved for you."

Anyway, they are all healthy and low-sugar ingredients, so there is nothing wrong with being generous.

"We are together." Yi Siyun nodded contentedly. After achieving his goal, he finally stopped pretending to be tempered. He buried his eyes in the purple potato and pumpkin puree in front of him again, and made moon cakes and macaron embryos seriously. .

All the requirements of the kitten can be met without hesitation, meow!

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With the concerted efforts of the two, two cats and cats afternoon teas were soon served deliciously.

In front of Tuo Tuo was a bowl of goat milk, one purple potato macaron with chicken flavor and beef flavor, one moon cake with beef flavor and pumpkin flavor with milk flavor, and a fish salad.

The soft, short-legged kitten circled around the food, wagging its tail for a long time under the expectant eyes of the two fathers, but finally couldn't stand the temptation of the food, and ate happily.

The two old fathers showed loving eyes at the same time.

Gu Shi fastened his apron and returned to the kitchen with pots and pans.

Yi Siyun looked at Tutuo with his hands on his hips, belching in satisfaction.

"Hiccup~~~"

He couldn't help eating several macarons and mooncakes just after they came out of the oven and before they were put on the table. Now that he was full after finishing his work, he naturally became lazy, and after thinking about it, he simply went to the sofa. Lie down and turn on the TV.

Some time ago, the variety show that Yi Siyun was chasing after has come to an end. It is a brand-new competitive variety show that will take over. It is said that it combines stage performances, outdoor confrontations, intellectual games and other elements. The recording will officially start a month later. The invited stars have various backgrounds. , all kinds of cross-border, very interesting, it seems that Luo Jinyao is also among them.

And according to the news that Gu Shi received not long ago, their passerby teacher Jia Jia will also participate in the whole process of the program recording as an amateur guest.

- Then this is wonderful.

Yi Siyun sincerely hoped that the two would be in a group.

Teacher Jia and his Erha teammate, the big star and his bastard shit shoveler, the chemical reaction between these two people is probably the level of sparks hitting the earth.

"They just recorded a meeting last week as an advance business broadcast, it should be today."

Gu Shi's voice came from far away from the kitchen, accompanied by the sound of splashing water, it sounded a little unreal, but it undoubtedly also had a malicious taste.

It can be said that the postures of the two people are exactly the same.

"And I heard that they were in the same group at the first stage."

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Yi Siyun: "Pfft."

Teacher Jia and Luo Jinyao.

This is really a wonderful arrangement!

Yi Siyun praised the director team from the bottom of his heart.

There is something! Friends behind the scenes, congratulations for discovering the wealth code!

He couldn't wait to start this variety show called "Show".

There are a total of eight people in this show, including two amateurs. The specific competition system has not been announced, but the starting lineup for the initial stage is basically a free combination.

Oh, Luo Jinyao and Lao Jia also have a meet and greet show!

Yi Syun excitedly dragged the progress bar to fast-forward to the performance of the two of them. He didn't notice the figure falling from the sofa beside him, but his body involuntarily tilted to that side, and he was embraced by someone who had premeditated it middle.

All his attention was focused on the TV, he didn't feel anything wrong at all, and even opened his mouth very naturally to grab the grapes that Gu Shi fed.

Well, delicious meow.

It's amazing to be obedient, Teacher Jia and Luo Jinyao are so worthy of each other!

Look at this mutual dislike and arrogance and tacit cooperation, it is exactly the same as the lyrics, it couldn't be more appropriate, no wonder it can take No.1 meow!

"It seems that Teacher Jia's popularity is also very good, not losing to Luo Jinyao at all?"

Gu Shi leaned over to speak in his ear, his body was very close, his lips rubbed against his earlobe intentionally or unintentionally, and when he laughed lowly, his chest rumbled, making Yi Syun's heartbeat seem to resonate with him.

"Ah? Ah... yes."

Yi Siyun froze for a moment before opening his mouth, and pressed his chest strangely, thinking why his heartbeat would speed up when he saw Teacher Jia and Luo Jinyao dancing, it was a bit too unusual.

He turned his eyes to the two guys who were dancing on the TV, and lamented that Mr. Jia was really unreserved in chasing love, while thinking that Luo Jinyao, a stupid dog, really has a way of dancing. He was so engrossed that he subconsciously ignored the hand that was sneaking around his body and fanning the flames.

Maybe he's just used to Gu Shi's hands and feet, and he's too lazy to stop him now.

Besides, it's not that he doesn't like Gu Shi's hands and feet... Meow.

"Speaking of which, why are you doing this and that for Tuo Tuo now?" The sound of a kitten bouncing back and forth came from the sofa, and Yi Siyun watched Tuo Tuo cheerfully chasing the toy ball around, He straightened up as if suddenly remembering something, showing a face of accusation, "How did you treat me at that time, huh? You said I was fat!"

The more Yi Siyun thought about it, the more angry he became, he pushed away the dishonest man behind him, his delicate and pretty face sank, and he raised his head to show him how far he could go.

"How cute I was then, how can you call me fat?"

Gu Shi: "..."

The kitty has a slumped face that is about to get angry, and a face that is so fierce that it wants to tell the shit shovel to go out just because of a trivial matter. It is really arrogant and self-willed for no reason, but it happens——

Some people still eat this set.

"I was wrong before. I shouldn't say you are fat. It's all my fault."

Gu Shi squatted in front of Yi Syun, admitting his mistake sincerely, and the little Jiujiu in the back of his head trembled, as if he was also bowing his head to admit his mistake.

"Forgive me, okay?"

Yi Siyun let out a "cut", raised his chin and looked down at the gentle and handsome man in front of him, while thinking in his heart why this bastard apologized as if he was talking about love, it was too charming to cheat, while maintaining his "full face" Unhappy", Xiao Zuojing said slowly, "Apologize and it's over? That's not okay."

Show your sincerity, and arrange the Manhan Banquet!

Chuanchuan Hot Pot Malatang - I want it!

"Make your favorite sweet and sour short ribs and fried rice with soy sauce tonight, okay?"

After thinking about it, Gu Shi was the first to offer his sincerity.

"Fried rice needs char siu and fried duck rack."

Yi Siyun chased after him closely, increasing the number one by one.

"...The fried duck rack is too greasy to eat at night."

Gu Shi took a deep breath, trying to convince the wayward little cat.

"Oh, then I want to drink white peach milk tea."

"..."

"Ok?"

"Row."

After some bargaining, of course, Yi Siyun won without any suspense.

Yi Syun, who had won a big victory, continued to lie back on the sofa, shaking his head and humming to the music. His happiness was beyond words, and he only had to sing a cat song on the spot to celebrate.

Gu Shi also stood up, smiled and sighed, with a helpless and funny expression on his face, rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the kitchen again.

In order to satisfy his own kitty, the poop shoveler naturally needs to work harder.

After all, it is a kitten that I begged and begged for, so what else can I do besides pampering and protecting it...?

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Facts have proved that there are many ways for an excellent shit shoveler.

"what is this?"

An hour later, Yi Syun woke up from his afternoon nap, rubbing his eyes in a daze, and looked at the coffee table in front of him blankly.

An exquisite and beautiful huge glass was placed in front of him, with a slice of lemon inserted into the side of the glass. The transparent body of the glass reflected the color of the liquid in the glass.

"I know it's definitely not good to drink."

Yi Siyun commented casually.

He glanced at the cup with distaste, hugged the passing kitten and held it up to him, and asked the other party solemnly: "Tuotuo, doesn't it taste bad just looking at it?"

Tuo Tuo didn't even look at the glass of vegetable juice with an amazing capacity, excitedly wagging his tail and twisting his body to climb up on him, hugged his neck and kissed him: "Meow!"

"Look." Yi Siyun shrugged towards Gu Shi who was sitting next to him, "Tuo Tuo said it's not good."

That's why he didn't drink—

"Well, but you want to drink it." Gu Shi was obviously very difficult to talk this time, "Your vegetable intake is seriously insufficient, I have added fruit as much as possible to give you a little sweetness-but even if it is not delicious, A glass of vegetable juice a day is also a must."

In front of Yi Siyun, Gu Shi's expression was rare and serious: "Xiao Yi, you know very well that your body is still weak, in order to get better as soon as possible, you have to be patient."

"Ms. Jia, Brother Gou, and Da Luo are all waiting for you to come back. Your fans are still sending gifts and letters. Your family and friends are expecting you to be healthy. Don't you want to get better soon, okay? Do you want to play the black fight game with us?"

Yi Siyun: "..."

As soon as he wrinkled his nose and wanted to speak, Gu Shi's words suppressed all his rejections.

The beautiful boy holding the cat curled his lips and looked at the glass of vegetable juice.

Well, in the end, it was perfectly handled by the bastard Gu Shi.

He wanted to recover as soon as possible so that he could tell his family, friends, and fans that he was safe, but the vegetable juice...look at the weird color, look at the fresh taste that makes people lose their appetite, and that cup...that cup It must have a capacity of one liter!

He, he really couldn't bear to speak!

Yi Siyun's expression was a little melancholy.

The cat's happy afternoon tea will end with a cup of vegetable juice.

Sad, sad, can't eat dinner, meow.

He heard Gu Shi sigh, and then stretched out a hand beside him to pick up the glass of vegetable juice, lifted the lid, and handed it to his eyes.

"I know you don't want to, let's have one mouthful, right?"

Yi Siyun blinked.

The hand in front of him retracted again, Gu Shi took a big gulp in front of him, and then handed the cup back to him again.

Gu Shi tapped the vegetable juice in his hand with his chin, and did not speak, but the meaning in his eyes was undoubtedly very clear.

"It's your turn, huh?"

Yi Siyun obediently took the vegetable juice.

Holding the cup in his hand, he raised his head and took a sip, and found that the taste was unexpectedly good, and his resistance suddenly became much less.

Well, it smells like pear and dragon fruit, and it's kind of conscientious.

Yi Siyun stole a glance at the man beside him who was silently watching him, and when he was discovered, he raised his face arrogantly, giving him a comment of "I'm quite satisfied".

Gu Shi slightly nodded with an encouraging smile.

The little cat dragged itself onto the coffee table, squatting upright in front of the two of them, and at this moment it let out a loud "meow".

It looks like a scene where father and son drink medicine with their family members.

The vegetable juice went back and forth between the two of them like this, and it soon bottomed out, but when only the last bite was left, Yi Syun inexplicably bit into a bit of bitter gourd that had sunk to the bottom, and his face suddenly became bitter. Wrinkled haha.

He resolutely rejected his last sip of vegetable juice.

"There's only one sip left, how about another sip?"

Gu Shinai persuaded him patiently, holding the glass in one hand, and patted Shunmao on his back with the other, almost singing a nursery rhyme to coax the child to drink the medicine.

Yi Siyun rolled his eyes and refused to obey.

"No, no, don't drink."

Gu Shi was silent for several seconds.

Hey, silence means admitting defeat, hesitation means defeat!

Yi Syun clenched his fist triumphantly in his heart, and just about to shout "Maomao Victory", the next moment he found a handsome face in front of him that quickly enlarged——

"Little cats are not good, huh?"

Gu Shi's voice was low and deep, with an inexplicably dangerous aura. Yi Siyun was slightly taken aback, and suddenly felt something was wrong.

He saw Gu Shi chuckle and drink the last sip of vegetable juice with his head up, and the ominous premonition in his heart became stronger and stronger.

"Hey, you—uh!"

His words were blocked firmly by a pair of soft lips.

Gu Shi leaned over, and personally fed Yi Siyun the last sip of vegetable juice.

The cool liquid flowed into the throat between the intertwined lips and teeth. It was obviously vegetable juice to remove the fire, but somehow it seemed to ignite a fire in Yi Syun's body, causing him to short-circuit with a "boom" , completely lost the power to resist.

"Um..."

The cold vegetable juice dripped down his chin, all the way to the delicate and beautiful collarbone. Before Yi Siyun had time to feel sticky and uncomfortable, he felt something soft but hot all the way down his neck. He cleaned it up.

There was another chuckle, and the dizzy Yi Siyun felt that his whole body was suddenly pushed down, and he sank deeply into the soft sofa. He was completely defeated by Gu Shi's silent but domineering invasion, and let his hands and feet go limply. Because, even Hum lost his strength.

With both hands pressed on the top of his head by Gu Shi, he looked at the handsome face in front of him in a daze, thinking if, just in case, if Gu Shi...well, if he wants to..., should he resist...

But it seems that I can't resist meow.

Just when Yi Siyun's face was blushing and he was thinking about something, his hand was suddenly let go.

"Oh, it's time to make dinner."

The domineering man who was attacking the city just now raised his body nonchalantly, looked at the time, and just like that, Shi Shiran stepped on his slippers and left the living room.

Only Yi Syun was left limp on the sofa blushing and heart beating, staring at the distant figure with a blank and shocked face, thinking that Gu Shi, the bastard——

How can you be so irresponsible after flirting?

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary" 33》

What are you making for dinner, make—— Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (drag and cover mouth

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Gu Shi: Run away after flirting?Heh, now you know how I felt before?

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