I became the cat of the million-up owner

It has been two full weeks since Yi Siyun suddenly transformed during Gu Shi's live broadcast, causing the live broadcast to be interrupted.

Gu Shi explained to the public that the family was unlucky, the little fat cat made trouble and pulled the power cord, and a regrettable short circuit accident caused the live broadcast to be terminated.

But the eyes of netizens are so sharp. They deduced frame by frame based on the live broadcast that night, perfectly reproduced the timeline, and finally came to the conclusion that there must be fraud, and the anchor must have something to hide.

Sure enough, there are many masters among the people.

【Is the live broadcast accident by Gu Shi an accident or man-made?Was it the cat's unintentional move, or was it premeditated and intentional? 】

[A big inventory of accidents in Gu Shi's live broadcast room! 】

The video based on this even made it to the homepage of the website, listing in detail the possible timeline 1234567 at that time... Yi Siyun was amazed to see it.

It has to be said that the imaginations of the fans really broke through the sky.

But no matter how whimsical they are, they will never imagine how outrageous the truth of the matter can be.

As soon as [-]:[-] a.m., Yi Siyun finished watching the video contentedly, got out of the way, and hid in a corner where the camera couldn't capture it to watch Gu Shi's live broadcast.

Today is the night of never overturning the team and eating chicken.

When Gu Shi entered the YY channel, it was as if a hundred people were dancing in the square.

"Brother Gou, who came out of TOP2, can't even memorize the famous lines of Pipa Xing. You have a problem."

"Heh, isn't a certain Luo Jun claiming to be a doctoral candidate in a QS ranked 12th university, how can he even make mistakes in addition and subtraction within a three-digit number?"

"Your brother, I am a sports student!"

"Your uncle, I am an art student!"

Brother Gou and Mr. Da Luo are having a fierce mutual mockery of each other's cultural level.

A national first-class athlete and a participant in the personal theme pavilion of the Venice Biennale competed vigorously in fields that they are not good at, perfectly exposing more of their own flaws.

The bullet screen made a pertinent evaluation on this.

[Very real, two brothers. 】

[It can be seen that the bias is very serious, Bao. 】

【I always feel that I don’t look very smart. What’s the matter (.】

On the other side, the little green dot in front of Mr. Jia’s ID kept flashing, and the suffocating Sichuan-flavored rap lingered in my ears, with a strong smell of hot pot burning my mouth, and a cool and pleasant voice came from time to time Heartfelt compliments.

"Zeris, let's drop the position, Yes, Go! We want the left to be strong, the left to be strong, RightNow!"

"How is it, Yaoyao!"

"Dance is fine, we can do it together."

"As for Vocal... Well, this can be practiced slowly, we still have time."

"No problem, my Yao, let's be strong, let's do it!"

"..."

"...Mr. Jia, you really don't want to change the part?"

Yi Siyun and the barrage showed a "wow" look together.

【Did Mr. Jia forget to turn off the microphone? 】

[So we heard Teacher Jia and Luo Jinyao's first stage practice? 】

[To bring our Teacher Jia to the top, Yaoyao has worked hard! 】

[Help, Teacher Jia's Sichuan-flavored rap makes me want to eat hot pot, what's the matter. 】

[Thanks to Teacher Jia for promoting Sichuan cuisine, I just ordered hot pot noodles. 】

Yi Siyun read the barrage, and couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Hahahahaha!"

The barrage suddenly fell silent.

[Wait, who was laughing just now? 】

【Brother Gou and Mr. Da Luo are still arguing. 】

【Teacher Jia and Yaoyao are fighting in Mortal Kombat. 】

[And Brother Gu, oh, Brother Gu is still fishing. 】

[To sum up, who else is in the live broadcast room? 】

[Boldly open the microphone, I think of a person. 】

[Such a soft and wanton laughter, such a clear and superior voice, we may be thinking of the same person. 】

The bullet screen in the live broadcast room suddenly became agitated, a large number of exclamation marks and question marks swiped across the screen, and the excitement of the fans almost overflowed the screen.

No one can believe it, or dare not think about that guess that sounds impossible.

[Is that nesting doll incident just a hint? 】

[From then on, I never shy away from that matter. 】

[But... is this possible? 】

A barrage finally emerged cautiously, and said the words that everyone wanted to know and were looking forward to.

[Is it... Brother Yi? 】

"Don't drink yogurt tonight, let's eat some fruit."

While wearing a mic, Gu Shi brought Yi Syun a cat and a plate of fruit, and told all the audience in a calm voice that they were indeed not dreaming.

"Okay." Yi Siyun hugged Tuo Tuo and continued to kiss, and was habitually meowing under the influence of the kitty, "Then I'll see you roll over tonight, meow."

His voice was accurately transmitted into the live broadcast room through the microphone.

【! ! ! ! ! 】

The barrage is boiling.

[Oh my god! 】

[Oh my god it's true! 】

[I cried my Brother Yi! 】

【Brother Yi is back! 】

For a moment, only these few words were repeated on the bullet screen, and the shock and joy of the fans seemed so warm and pure that Gu Shi's expression softened visibly with the naked eye.

"Well, he just woke up not long ago, so he didn't make it public because he was still recovering." Gu Shi responded softly to the barrage, and turned on the mic on the YY channel, "Hurry up, Xiao Yi even said that he wanted to see us overturn. "

"It's impossible to roll over." Jia, a passer-by who didn't notice that he was always driving a free mic, quickly responded, "Our Yaoyao is a car god."

"I'm afraid it's hard not to overturn with you." Luo Jinyao, who quickly integrated into the never-overturn team, didn't say much, but every sentence hit the point, "Don't ride with me when the time comes."

"Yaoyao, how can you do this, we are teammates..."

"It may not be today."

"Luo Jinyao! Let me tell you! You—"

Teacher Jia's voice stopped abruptly.

【Fight! 】

【Yaoyao fuck him! 】

【No, I want to see Yaoyao cry! 】

The spirit of never overturning the convoy was brought into full play by the barrage.

"Oh, the mic is closed, it must be fighting again."

"Don't worry about my friends, they are equally powerful, at most they will lose both."

Brother Gou and Lord Daluo are naturally not to be outdone. When it comes to fanning the flames and taking the rhythm, they are competing with each other vigorously.

[It's a real dog! 】

……

……

"Sure enough, they are all family members, and they still love each other like this." Yi Siyun raised the little chubby cat in his arms with great satisfaction, "Isn't it, Tuo Tuo?"

He rubbed Tuo Moo's little ears, kissed the fluffy head amidst the little guy's protesting "meow", and played with the silly kitten for a while before finally hearing the sound of the game starting.

He put down the procrastination, and quietly started watching the live broadcast——

It was quiet for less than 5 minutes.

"Gu Shi, your luck is too bad. You don't even have a second-class armor, and your backpack is still a first-class." After Gu Shi even searched two houses and was still poor and pitifully poor, Yi Siyun finally couldn't help but speak. , the target is directed at the passer-by Jia who is always full of backpacks, "Help me a little, Mr. Jia."

Passer-by Jia: "...Why can you talk when you are not in the game?"

"Also, you are not in the game, why is Lao Gu sitting next to you so bad?"

Barrage: [Hahahahaha! 】

[Thank you, I got it. 】

[Dog cruelty, brother Yi! (The dog is Teacher Jia]

[Someone is obviously not in the game, but his debuffs are everywhere. 】

[Brother Lucky E lives up to his reputation. 】

[Just ask Brother Gu how it feels]

"It feels like the legendary Lucky Brother E lives up to his reputation."

Gu Shi calmly exited another room without any supplies, and silently picked up the crowbar by the door.

Barrage: "Hahahahaha!"

Yi Siyun: "...what's none of my business? Then I'll go?"

"...It has nothing to do with you, it's my bad luck."

In front of thousands of netizens, Gu Shi's expression did not change at all, and he opened his eyes and yelled nonsense.

The barrage has expressed that they have been caught.

[In the evening, the sugar content exceeds the standard. 】

After watching the battle for 10 minutes, Yi Siyun's commentary spirit was ignited.

He contributed a very subjective PUBG personal commentary to the audience in the live broadcast room.

When he was running drugs, he sincerely praised Luo Jinyao's driving skills to the sky.

"Yaoyao's driving skills are really strong! If you can tell the truth about Teacher Jia with this driving skill, then it seems that Teacher Jia really has something-oh, God, there is indeed something, Teacher Jia. "

By the way, the yin and yang got mad at Jia, a passer-by who flew into the sky on a motorcycle alone.

Yin Yang was so angry that he couldn't even watch the barrage.

[Brother Yi, the yin and yang strangeness is too obvious! 】

In the final round, Da Luojun just lost his shot and fell to the ground, and Yi Siyun deeply reviewed his mistakes.

"Da Luo, Da Luo, your marksmanship really makes people cry as always."

"Teammates shed tears for your dishes, and opponents cry for your dishes."

"Hey, it's all my fault that I didn't teach it well. It's really not Daluo-jun's problem, so everyone must not use Daluo-jun's real dish."

The implication is already obvious.

[Understood, let's brush it now. 】

When it came to the real life-and-death situation, Brother Gou fell to the ground, and there were only 5 people left in the audience. Only Luo Jinyao and Gu Shi survived on his side, but because Luo Jinyao's hand trembled and exposed his position, the situation of the great advantage was reversed in an instant——

Yi Siyun jumped up excitedly and pushed Gu Shi away.

"let me!"

98K is equipped with eight times mirror, cross star aiming, accurate positioning.

In front of the camera, a young man with exquisite and beautiful appearance holds the mouse and clicks it flawlessly.

The first shot went straight to the head.

"Pour one."

Feint the second round.

"Yaoyao, smoke bomb, run!"

Take your teammates to evacuate in time before the grenade falls.

The third shot was blindly shot based on feeling.

【You eliminated XXXX with 98K】

"Pour two."

Real shooters don't need eyesight.

The last one left——

"boom!"

Luo Jinyao fell to the ground, 1v1.

"Sniped."

"Touched behind us?"

"No, it's on the face!"

Amidst the tense and hurried warnings of his teammates, the boy smiled slightly and spoke lightly.

"On the face? Then kill it directly."

He jumped out of the cover, and the speed of the mouse shaking was too fast to see clearly.

"boom!"

The fourth round is a straight shot.

Never fail.

"Off Team."

[Good luck, eat chicken tonight! 】

"Oh, I won."

In the game, the cold-blooded gunman who kills without calculation has an innocent and clear voice, as if he was just playing a game of guessing.

In the final circle, the young man who turned his back against the wind in three wears raised a bright smile, his eyes seemed to be shining with stars.

[There is no one who doesn't love contrast and cuteness, Brother Yi is the eternal god of shooting guns! 】

[Dream back to the black-haired Grim Reaper! 】

[I Yi is ecstatic! 】

"Let's go."

Yi Siyun got over his FPS addiction, greeted the audience in the live broadcast room, and sat down on the sofa chair contentedly to continue stroking the cat.

"Open it again?"

Gu Shi was addicted to watching Yi Siyun play games, and also sat back to his old seat contentedly, showing a satisfied look under the barrage of praises of Yi Siyun.

The barrage is far from satisfactory.

【Look again!Take another look at Brother Yi! 】

[The anchor of Qiuqiu gave Yi Maomao and Tuomaomao a shot! 】

[Want to see cats and cats! 】

Gu Shi glanced at Yi Siyun.

Yi Siyun is playing kiss with Tuo Tuo.

"Okay, just take a look."

Gu Shi, who had unknowingly picked up the bad habit of showing off, raised the camera, adjusted its position, and pointed it at the sofa chair behind him.

Inside the sofa chair was a beautiful boy who bowed his head and kissed the cat.

Black shirt, black trousers, black hair falling on the side of the face, making the complexion fairer and more delicate.The boy stared at the kitten in his arms with focused and affectionate eyes, and even when he was playing around, there seemed to be an indescribable dignity.

Under the warm yellow light, the boy playing with the kitten looks like an elf who has fallen into the world, beautiful and pure, full of fairy spirit, making people feel happy just looking at him, I just want him to be so simple and happy forever .

The barrage fell into madness in an instant.

[Cats kiss cats! 】

[Brother Yi, good fairy, help! 】

[Why can you be so immortal, so beautiful and so good-looking! 】

Under the temptation of beauty, more strange speeches gradually appeared.

[Beauty stickers! 】

[Group to steal cats, steal easy cats! 】

[Wife, mine! 】

"Snapped."

Gu Shi turned off the camera calmly.

"It's not yours." Amidst the barrage of wailing, he said blankly, and repeated with certainty, "He's not yours."

Passers-by Jia & Luo Jinyao who were peeking at the screen couldn't help laughing in the channel: "Pfft."

"Old Gu, are you jealous now? Tens of millions of Lao Yi fans are still waiting for the comeback celebration party!" Passer-by Jia said with a smile, and he knew that he had bad intentions when he heard it, "Besides, Lao Yi is yours, right? Um?"

"Brother Yi belongs to everyone, I hope a certain anchor surnamed Gu knows." Da Luojun read the bullet screen solemnly, and continued to pierce Gu Shi's heart, "The bullet screens have already come to me, and a certain anchor surnamed Gu should really be deeply impressed. Reflect."

Gu Shi: "..."

The big anchor who is regretting letting out a certain kitten is really introspecting deeply.

——Perhaps the biggest mistake today was turning on the camera.

But what has happened is irreversible, and what hasn’t happened is irreversible. Mr. Gu, who has a hard life to raise a cat, can only sigh deeply from the bottom of his heart, staring at the camera that has been turned off expressionlessly.

The camera display light blinked three times, and the battery was drained silently.

I hope Gu Shi didn't run out of battery.

"Xiao Yi's body still needs to be cultivated, so he can't play for too long. I will broadcast a small game tomorrow to see if he is willing to appear on camera." But no matter how unwilling, Gu Shi will never refute Yi Siyun's intentions .

He knew that Yi Siyun liked to play games.

The barrage danced in ecstasy.

【I do! 】

【Ball! 】

[Brother Yi belongs to everyone, I hope a certain anchor surnamed Gu is a little self-aware, don't force me to kneel down and beg you. 】

Gu Shi snorted and replied slowly, "Oh?"

[Kneeling, please. 】

[Faith girl wishes to have a combination of meat and vegetables for a lifetime, please brother Yi appear soon! 】

There was a tacit understanding among the rest of the people who crowded into Gu Shi's live broadcast room and watched the screen: "Hahahahahaha!"

Brother Gou picked up a sniper casually, and asked: "Now you can start the camp mode, with a maximum of six people in a team, won't Lao Yi come together?"

Gu Shiyi sternly refused: "He can't, he needs to rest more"

"Old Gu, I didn't mean you, can you rest more if you live with you?" Lord Da Luo blew his whistle, and seemed to be sincerely admonishing, "Old Yi is still cultivating, can you still be a human being?"

Passer-by Jia understood and followed quickly: "Yes, Lao Gu, you should reflect on yourself. Think about why Lao Yi needs to rest more?"

"Old Gu, you are really nothing." Brother Gou finally sighed and said so.

"..."

Only Luo Jinyao didn't keep up with the rhythm: "What are you talking about? Why do I feel that you are scolding Gu Shi?"

The barrage was quickly filled with question marks.

【? ? ? ? ? 】

[The car exhaust sprayed my face. 】

[A car ran over my face? 】

[It’s still a high-speed train. 】

This night's Lianmai game was full of excitement, climaxes, and a huge amount of information. In the end, a class representative from the live broadcast room summarized as follows.

[Never overturn the convoy is on the highway again. 】

[Easy Bacteria returns!It's Chinese New Year for Yi Fan! 】

And of course the most important-

[Tomorrow night at [-] o'clock, Gu Shi's live broadcast room, deliberately CP to meet you! 】

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The author has something to say:

"Cat Diary" 34》

Ye is the god of guns!

Tomorrow is the high blood pressure game Meow!

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Again, all the settings about the game have secondary settings, don't take it seriously~

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